/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17044686]

I was just wondering the other day... is turkey like a delicacy overseas?

[Anonymous No.17044688]

What? No, turkey tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.17044697]

>>17044688
>filtered by turkey

[Anonymous No.17044701]

>>17044686
Not where I live
I don't get the hype it kinda tastes like chicken

[Anonymous No.17044704]

>>17044701
>Dry, tasteless chicken

[Anonymous No.17044738]

No

[Anonymous No.17044744]

>>17044686
Not here either

[Anonymous No.17044796]

>>17044686
In the same way kangaroo or ostrich is like a delicacy in the US. So not even remotely.

[Anonymous No.17044802]

>>17044686
No one eats it here. We prefer chicken, duck, and goose

[Anonymous No.17044833]

>>17044704
>dry
I really found cooking it deboned solves thia really well, mine came out really juicy this year. Makes sense that a huge hole in cooking meat sucks moisture out and leads to meat overdry or not finihing at the same time

[Anonymous No.17044834]

>>17044686
No. I mostly see it as cold cut meat slices and sausage in the store.

[Anonymous No.17044855]

It's usually only sold for a few months around Christmas. Best time to get your Turkey is early January when they're discounted.

[Anonymous No.17044916]

>>17044686
No. I would never buy a whole turkey at once because it's too big, only legs or wings, which might account for me liking turkey more than Americans that are more regularly exposed to the breast. But I don't consider it a delicacy. Just a change of pace.

[Anonymous No.17044918]

turkey is so rare outside of america it's worth more than its weight in gold

[Anonymous No.17044923]

>>17044918
anon, you want to start a turkey farm with me?

[Anonymous No.17044970]

>>17044686
it's a sandwich meat thing

[Anonymous No.17044983]

>>17044923
Sorry anon the secret to good turkey is the dead souls of natve americans. Without that they actually devolve into woodcocks

[Anonymous No.17045014]

>>17044686
>is turkey like a delicacy overseas?

[Anonymous No.17045016]

It's pretty common here. And many know how to cook it, so doesn't end up hating it because they cook it wrong. Imaging hating something because it's cooked wrong, lol.

[Anonymous No.17045049]

>>17044686
Not very popular in spain except the region my family comes from.

[Anonymous No.17045060]

>>17044686
Not really common in Germany. Mostly used for diet products, because it's so lean.

[Anonymous No.17045069]

>>17044686
it's dry as fuck. We used to eat home grown turkey in christmas, but as we started to buy more fish we just stopped eating it. Not a delicacy at all, in fact is pretty cheap.

[Anonymous No.17045293]

>>17044704
>doesn't brine
It's like you WANT to eat a dry bird.

[Anonymous No.17045306]

>>17044686
Yeah smoked turkey slices with kashkaval cheese is the shit

[Anonymous No.17045308]

>it's dry
>there's no flavor
>mfw this thread proves that Europoors don't know how to cook a turkey

1. Soak the bird in a salt heavy brine seasoned to taste with your spices of choice. Go heavy on the spice. It can be sweet if you want just keep the salt levels high enough.
2. Put the bird in a cast iron skillet if you don't have a good roasting pan.
3. Put an aluminum foil shield over the breasts to keep them from over cooking.
4 Take the breast shield off for the last hour/half hour depending on size and slather the outside of the bird in butter.
5. Enjoy your delicious, flavorful turkey.

[Anonymous No.17045315]

>>17044686
Backpacking Australia, turkeys were running in the streets in places.

[Anonymous No.17045327]

>>17045308
Nobody is doing so much work for such a trash bird. Just throw a duck or goose in the oven without preparation at all and have a good result.

[Anonymous No.17045351]

I never realized Turkeys were all over the world, always thought they were just a Nirth American critter

[Anonymous No.17045360]

>>17044704
Anon brine and baste your turkey, also put butter under the skin it's not that hard to pull it up with the back end of a spoon.
Getting a delicious moist turkey isn't that hard.

[Anonymous No.17045464]

Not here. It's considered the least interesting poultry.

[Anonymous No.17045467]

>>17044686
Yeah only americans have the exotic bird known as turkey.

[Anonymous No.17045485]

>>17044686
Turkey is absolutely shit and only Americans can eat such low quality meat
It doesn't help that they can't even cook it well

[Anonymous No.17045517]

>>17044686

[Anonymous No.17045579]

>>17045308
>overly salted
>drowned in spices
>aluminium instead of fatty bacon
Pretty obvious you guys don't like turkey either.

The only thing turkey is good for is curry, because it allows all the other products to shine.

[Anonymous No.17045640]

>>17044704
>>17044833
>>17045069
>>17045293
>>17045308
>>17045360
>>17045579
Imagine not sous vide cooking a turkey in your combi oven instead of jumping through hoops just to cook it to a shitty 165°F.

[Anonymous No.17045646]

>>17045517
fuck mexico

[Anonymous No.17045669]

>>17044983
define native

[Anonymous No.17046008]

>>17045640
3 hours at 145 made some pretty amazing turkey breasts. No pink so it doesn't scare food safety queers, but night and day better texture and moisture

[Anonymous No.17046060]

>>17046008
Did mine at 140°F. It was still pinkish(not like I care), but it made turkey breast tasty instead of grainy crap. I made a pork loin at 131°F earlier this week and it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.17046088]

>>17045308
Yeah, this is pretty much what I did in yuroland and it turned out great. Being able to compare though, turkey actually does taste better in the US. Not for preparation reasons but the actual bird is superior in taste for whatever reason. In the end i will always prefer to just make goose because no matter how good your turkey is, goose consistently blows it out of the water.

[Anonymous No.17046498]

Brine your turkey, mine was juicy as fuck and delicious

[Anonymous No.17046523]

>>17046088
America also raises better chicken, goose, and duck than the old world, IMO. Maybe the soil is better for the grain they eat? Maybe it’s our choices of feed? For some reason it’s easy to make good poultry here.

[Anonymous No.17046790]

>>17045308
I hate when people refer to turkey or chicken as a 'bird'. Like, they are birds, but it just gives me gross images of eating a pigeon.

[Anonymous No.17046802]

>>17044704
I dry brined for ~3 days. Was incredibly moist. A little too salty though, the brine worked too well

[Anonymous No.17046807]

>>17046790
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17046810]

>>17044686
Turkey breast is nice in stews or for making Schnitzel since it's sorta in-between chicken and veal. It's nothing fancy though.

[Anonymous No.17046819]

>>17044686
they had shit tons of salmonella back in the day so i never buy it, not sure if its better now, and the breasts are always sold skinless which i dont vibe with

[Anonymous No.17046837]

>>17046790
>gross images of eating a pigeon
Just try doves. They taste good.

[Anonymous No.17047038]

>>17044686
Turkey is pretty much bodybuilder food in central Europe. Only our /fit/izens are stuffing their face with this cheap, lean and flavourless meat.

[Anonymous No.17047233]

>>17044688
How have you had it? It's literally one of the best cold cuts, and with jus-based gravy it's fantastic

[Anonymous No.17047242]

>>17046498
I think I'm going to be sick.

[Anonymous No.17047244]

>>17047233
I've got a question actually, how come cold cut turkey tastes completely different from regular turkey?

[Anonymous No.17047246]

>>17044688
>he's never had a Disney turkey leg

[Anonymous No.17047251]

>>17047244
Its about how it's prepared. Roast chicken tastes nothing like cold cut chicken. It's about brining and baking and basting and shit. Same for turkey. You cook it one way you get it one way, you cook it another and get it another way.

[Anonymous No.17047263]

>>17044686
No one outside the USA eats turkey, and it’s mainly because no one outside the USA likes Turkey

[Anonymous No.17047319]

>>17044688
pretty much this.
it's expensive, not that popular and notorious for being dry, labour intensive and honestly kinda shitty for what it is.
I can understand the cultural significance in the US but here it's a novelty at best.

Xmas is about sausages and onions on a barbecue sizzling under the hot sun while the kids run around the back yard with water pistols and the parents are inside drinking beer in the aircon.
Everyone gets drunk in the sun drinking
Everyone has a nap mid afternoon cuz it's fukken 47c
Evening when it starts to cool off parents put a Disney movie or two on for the kids while the parents drink on the verandah and get smashed drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC_mogOPGQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q

pic related: what xmas looks like for us half the time; bags of wine hanging off a clothesline.

[Anonymous No.17047345]

>>17045308
why bother with all that work when you can just spend $10 on pic related, feed half a dozen people and go about your day?
it's fukken hot as balls, I wanna get drunk with friends/family and dont wanna be tied to the kitchen all day like a cuck.

[Anonymous No.17047357]

>>17044686
turkey isn't even a delicacy in the states

[Anonymous No.17047362]

>>17047345
My little town has a local restaurant with a fried turkey sandwich. Not only is it better than the chicken but it's way less dry than any Thanksgiving turkey I ever had. I dunno why people make turkey so lame for Thanksgiving when it clearly has the potential to be good.

[Anonymous No.17047366]

>>17047319
>Xmas is about sausages and onions on a barbecue sizzling under the hot sun while the kids run around the back yard with water pistols and the parents are inside drinking beer in the aircon.
I get that the weather is completely different down there but this sounds so weird as an American to see the word "Christmas" followed by "barbecue sizzling under the hot sun."

[Anonymous No.17047370]

>>17044686
South African coworker had it cooked like shit in South Africa. Was surprised that it could be cooked and still have juices a few years back. I think this is his third Thanksgiving in the area.

[Anonymous No.17047373]

>>17047319
I don't know why I believe the memes, but I always picture australia as being a low key racewar 24/7 with drunk pink skinned bogans glassing abbos and lebbos as a traditional friday evening entertainment while the local cops watch and laugh, so seeing people of different races participating in the same event in a picture purporting to be from australia is really confusing to me

[Anonymous No.17047378]

>>17046790
Pigeon is pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.17047396]

>>17047319
Also, why are there bags of wine hanging off a clothesline? What purpose does that serve?

[Anonymous No.17047449]

>>17047366
As an Aussie that's spent most of his life in the northern hemisphere, it goes both ways.
Even though we all grew up down in Aus seeing Xmas movies and Xmas cartoons with snow and carols and turkey dinners, it's really weird but kind of cool to actually experience it.

I definitely recommend to anyone to try and experience 1 (one) xmas in the opposite season just once.
We're pretty chill blokes down here in Aus, if you were a Yank backpacker down here and I heard you wanted to celebrate an Aussie xmas I'd gladly invite you over for a few beers and some sausages bro.

Xmas is less about tradition and religious bullshit down here and more about getting drunk with family and friends.

[Anonymous No.17047515]

>>17047373
you basically exactly described The Shire aka: Sydney's northern beaches.

[Anonymous No.17047521]

>>17044833
ah, a fellow Ragusea fan I see

[Anonymous No.17047525]

>>17047396
it's a drinking game, Goon of Fortune
>stand in circle around clothesline
>attach bag of wine (goon)
>spin clothes line
>whoever it lands on has to drink

[Anonymous No.17047834]

>>17044686
We do have wild turkeys in a couple parts of australia, but you still only really find them in the supermarket around christmas.

>dry and tasteless
Honestly every turkey I've ever had during our family christmas lunch has been amazing. My mum, auntie and uncle who are almost always the ones who do the food for these gatherings have always been pretty good with the baked lunch and dinner though.

[Anonymous No.17047897]

>>17047246
Based. The Disney smoked turkey leg is one of the great man-made wonders of the world.

[Anonymous No.17047947]

>>17047525
I get that you guys drink the boxed wine because beer and booze are heavily taxed. But why is it called a goon bag?

[Anonymous No.17047993]

>>17047947
just is

[Anonymous No.17048001]

>>17047525
>an estimated value of $39
Audibly howled.

[Anonymous No.17048050]

>>17046060
I find going any higher than 115F ruins the subtle flavor of the meat. I cook all my meat to that temp maybe 120F if I am not paying attention but any higher you might as well be eating charcoal.

[Anonymous No.17048085]

>>17047525
>>17048001
Is this some sort of Australian joke I don't understand or is wine actually illegal in Australia?

[Anonymous No.17048093]

>>17044688
the only good turkey is smoked turkey.

[Anonymous No.17048105]

>delicacy
no, but it is expensive as fuck.
We even have a shit ton of turkey farms too. They export it overseas and sell it for cheap there, and then charge us 5x as much to get it here.
I could fly overseas, buy 600 turkeys that were bred. butchered and packed in my country, fly back, and sell them on the black market, and I would have made enough profit to take a month off work.
These niggers deserve to hang.

[Anonymous No.17048112]

>>17045669
brown but not africoons

[Anonymous No.17048116]

>>17045315
and yet they still charge australians triple the market rate they give overseas

[Anonymous No.17048468]

>>17045293
This. Once I learned to brine poultry I could never go back.

[Anonymous No.17048471]

>>17047319
if ur turkey is dry ur a cooklet
end of story

[Anonymous No.17048527]

>>17048085
it's a shitpost/joke on how cheap and nasty wine is in Australia.
in a country where a bottle of Captain Morgan sets you back maybe $60 or $70, you can get 24L of wine bags for the same price.

Goon (cheap boxed wine) is literally the white trash, bogan, uni student, poorcunt, 30+ female, yeah lets get FUCKED UP drink of Australia.
You cant live here and not like it and drink it.

You can buy a gallon for literally 10min's work as a tradesman or construction worker.

[Anonymous No.17048535]

>>17048471
you know how fucking dry Australia is, cunt?
turkey's fucking dry the minute it's dead.
it's fucked.
the reason white bread is literally 90% of our national cuisine is because it's the only fukken food that doesnt go dry, go stale or go rotten in 5 fucking minutes.

[Anonymous No.17048538]

>>17048527
>you can get 24L of wine bags for the same price.
which is 100% why Aussie women are wino trash who look like pic related

[Anonymous No.17048546]

>>17048085
From what I've gathered, the image itself is related to illegal/unlicensed distribution.

[Anonymous No.17048579]

SEAmonkey here. Turkeys don't exist.

[Anonymous No.17048582]

>>17048579

[Anonymous No.17048646]

>>17044686
In France and Switzerland it's sold as a cheaper alternative to chicken
But you usually buy just the legs or the fillets.

[Anonymous No.17048664]

I boiled a turkey leg once and it tasted very weird but meaty and also before I cooked it it stank so badly and was slimy and there were weird dots all over the meat which I cut off

[Anonymous No.17048679]

>>17048664
You are fucking insane for eating it anyway despite that.

[Anonymous No.17048687]

>>17048679
My mom forced me to cook it and eat it because she pays for my food and I'm a worthless NEET parasite:(
She said it was nice though

[Anonymous No.17048699]

>>17044704
>Turkey
>Dry, tasteless chicken
Non-Americans are retarded.

[Anonymous No.17048726]

They just walk around like assholes here. They're especially annoying on the golf course.

[Anonymous No.17048729]

>>17048726
They let turkeys golf now? What is this world coming to.

[Anonymous No.17048744]

>>17047947
An abbreviation of flagon.

[Anonymous No.17048774]

>>17048744
Do they not know that it's not pronounced flagoon?

[Anonymous No.17048935]

Nah, it's just a cheaper, tasteless alternative to chicken.

[Anonymous No.17048941]

>>17048935
It has more flavor than chicken. People sometimes describe turkey as "gamey." "Gamey" is a word for meat having more flavor than one is accustomed to perceiving as normal.

[Anonymous No.17048961]

>>17044686
It's cheaper than chicken, which itself is cheaper than most meats on average, so take a guess

[Anonymous No.17049002]

>>17044686
We eat it sometimes here (Poland). My family's favorite turkey dish is turkey breast roasted in peach juice and rosemary, served with rice.

[Anonymous No.17049041]

>>17045327
This. Goose is so much better than turkey it's not even a contest.

[Anonymous No.17049328]

>>17044686
Duck is superior, can't even compare

[Anonymous No.17049330]

>>17044686
I prefer chicken because of the taste and that weird cartilage sticks that turkey has fucking everywhere. Just have regular bones you weird ass animal.

[Anonymous No.17049338]

>>17044686
Very expensive here because it's not mass produced like chicken, used mostly for holidays due to american influence
Even for holidays people prefer the cheaper extra large chickens labeled as "Chester" idk what that is
Also beef bbq is more popular for the holidays because summer

[Anonymous No.17049371]

>>17049041
I won a pie eating contest and it wasn't even a contest.

[Anonymous No.17049376]

its somewhat fancier than chicken in australia, and i think it taste better

[Anonymous No.17049845]

>>17044686
No. It's a very affordable meat here. (Southern Europe)

[Anonymous No.17049892]

nah, my family and me only ever used it for schnitzels though, which it's perfect for.
it's typically also higher quality than a lot of chicken, but decent chicken (breasts for both) are about the same price, but turkeys usually never discounted since turkey farms are kind of rare.
but turkeys are kind of low-tier compared to goose and duck when it comes to 'holiday food' desu

[Anonymous No.17049903]

>>17049892
sorry for typing like an esl retard, i'm on some hydromorphone and can't think straight

[Anonymous No.17049910]

It looks like people around the world don't know how to cook turkey, and only know of cheap budget cold cuts from aldi/lidl. They probably never ate a turkey egg either.

[Anonymous No.17050243]

>>17044686
Nah, turkey is just an oversized chicken with less taste. If you want to roast a big bird feeding the whole family you go for goose, they're not really considered a delicacy either but at least it's a taste you won't have had 50+ times all year already. Or maybe duck if it's just a 4-5 person dinner.

[Anonymous No.17050256]

>>17049910
That shouldn't surprise you, anon. Conservationism is essentially unique to America. We're the only ones that have practiced it for any meaningful length of time or with any measure of effectiveness.

Even here we came very, very close to hunting the turkey out of existence and only a concerted effort (mostly by hunters) saved them and resulted in the wildlife levels we enjoy today.

[Anonymous No.17050378]

>>17044686
Last Easter I fed my entire family a wild turkey I shot and told everyone it was store bought. All agreed it was the best they ever had
t. Hoosier

[Anonymous No.17050384]

>>17050378
>told everyone it was store bought

why

[Anonymous No.17050385]

>>17050384
normal people are somewhat reluctant to eat bushmeat. besides the parasites, there's the fragments of lead

[Anonymous No.17050395]

>>17050384
People are retarded and would happily scarf down a McDonalds pink slime burger over natural meat

[Anonymous No.17050401]

>>17044688
dubbies of truth

[Anonymous No.17050462]

>>17045327
What kind of savage monster eats a cute animal like a duck?

[Anonymous No.17050484]

>>17050385
>there's the fragments of lead
Iirc this was memed off of some antigunner/vegan "study" that counted lead shot as being consumed with the carcass instead of being removed.

[Anonymous No.17050494]

>>17044686
No, but I really like it for soup.

[Anonymous No.17050559]

>>17050484
>studies are only legit if they confirm my preexisting biases
Considering how hunting is the least controversial reason for gun ownership and is a nearly universally agreed exception to even the most restrictive gun laws, I think you need to come up with a better defense mechanism than "it's the vegan antigunners coming to take muh fudd gun"

[Anonymous No.17050684]

>>17050385
Hm. Since nontoxic shot is required for waterfowl hunting, I hadn't really thought through the possibility that people would be using lead shot for land birds.

[Anonymous No.17050738]

>>17050462
They’re cute as fuck but they’re also so tasty. Nom nom quack.

[Anonymous No.17050955]

>>17044686
I don't eat turkey out of choice at all, its just inferior chicken.

[Anonymous No.17052626]

>>17050955
Yea

[Anonymous No.17052749]

>>17044686
bulgarian here
it's not sold in the local stores

[Anonymous No.17053251]

>>17052749
>bulgarian
You guys have food?

[Anonymous No.17053414]

>>17052749
>>17053251
What is some classic Bulgarian cuisine?

[Anonymous No.17053418]

>>17050738

[Anonymous No.17053439]

>>17053414
Tofurkey.

[Anonymous No.17053484]

>>17045517
even in dumb fucking propaganda like this they still are obsessed with DRUMPF. lmaooo

[Anonymous No.17053613]

>>17053484
Dude it's been a year since he lost and you're still crying that people hate him. Get over it. He's not coming back.

[Anonymous No.17053620]

Americans are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.17053912]

>>17053620
Actually being fat is based.

[Anonymous No.17053970]

>>17047319
>it's expensive

In America, turkey is one of the cheapest meat you can get per pound. People only cook whole turkey during the holidays but during the year people eat

>Ground Turkey
>Turkey Sausage
>Turkey bacon
>Turkey Breast
>Sliced Turkey Deli meat
>Turkey wings/legs
>Smoked turkey

In addition to cost a lot of people eat turkey because it's "healthier" and leaner then pork and beef. Are these turkey products popular in other countries? I think America is the only country turkey is mass grown and harvested

[Anonymous No.17054175]

>>17053970
Don't forget turkey hot dogs. I hated hot dogs for the longest time because I thought they all tasted like turkey hot dogs. Then I tried a beef hot dog and was amazed.

[Anonymous No.17054185]

>>17047525
I always wondered what the hell the chick from Yolo 2 meant when she said she'd been drinking too much goon.

[Anonymous No.17054203]

>>17045640
based

[Anonymous No.17054741]

>>17054185
There is a FRANCHISE called Yolo?

[Anonymous No.17054928]

>>17045517
What!? How could this be?? I thought Columbus invented turkey! My entire white supremacist worldview is crashing down on itself!

[Anonymous No.17055277]

>>17044688
If you brine it for 12-24 hours before cooking, it really improves the ability to retain moisture.

[Anonymous No.17055299]

>it's good if you brine it
Chicken is good without brining it.

[Anonymous No.17055312]

>>17053613
lol people like you are still crying and blaming their divorce on him, it's great fun to watch

[Anonymous No.17055347]

>>17055312
会長
Paste that into google.

[Anonymous No.17055380]

>>17044686

It's not a delicacy in the US. Turkey sandwiches are common, for example. The only time people bake the big ass bird whole is Thanksgiving though. Usually. Dunno why.

[Anonymous No.17055399]

>>17047366
>t. isn't from Florida

it's regularly 80 degrees here on Christmas. I can barely remember when it's ever been below 70. this isn't particularly "hot" but it's a fuck of a lot warmer than the rest of the US at that time of year. it isn't australia hot because it's obviously a different season on this hemisphere but it's warm enough to stand around in flip flops and a t shirt grilling on christmas.

[Anonymous No.17055496]

>>17053613
It's been a year since he lost and you histrionic mouthbreathers still won't shut up about him. People hate you more than him, get over it. Now go back to /pol/.

[Anonymous No.17055522]

business idea: turkey tendies

[Anonymous No.17055524]

>>17050559
Or you could not get your ideas from malicious confirmation bias sources.

[Anonymous No.17055594]

>>17044686
Not at all here in CH
Some put breast slices in the breakfast sandwich

[Anonymous No.17056388]

>>17053970
>why dont ppl eat turkey overseas?
>it's expensive here
>WELL IN AMERICA
are you retarded?
we know it's cheap in the US
we're answering the question.

[Anonymous No.17056421]

>>17045517
Can someone translate this meme for ants?

[Anonymous No.17056550]

>>17045351
Originally yes

[Anonymous No.17056842]

>>17055496
Stop it. There's no need to be triggered.

[Anonymous No.17057969]

>>17056550
This isn't /r9k/, you don't need to put "originally" in your post.

[Anonymous No.17058071]

>>17047366
>I get that the weather is completely different down there but this sounds so weird as an American to see the word "Christmas" followed by "barbecue sizzling under the hot sun."

Sounds like South Florida to me.

[Anonymous No.17058486]

>>17044686
Turkey is a peasant meat

[Anonymous No.17059887]

>>17044686
turkey is the cheapest meat here. Doesnt have the best reputation either because apparently they are pumped with pharmaceuticals.

But back in school, a friend of mine was half american and she invited us over for some roasted turkey. It was fine. I prefer goose or duck tho.

[Anonymous No.17059965]

turkey is overrated, it's just a more dry chicken

[Anonymous No.17060170]

>>17047319
>christmas is about eating sausages and neglecting children
Even Russians have a better life.

[Anonymous No.17060197]

>>17060170
>letting your kids play with their cousins etc is neglect
man you live in a shitty dystopian shithole sounds like
it's summer
kids are running around, throwing waterbombs, playing with water pistols, jumping in the pool having a great old time.
it's also hot as balls and you get 3rd degree burns if you're outside longer than 15min, so when the little cunts are tuckered out you put a disney movie on for them in the aircon.

[Anonymous No.17061290]

for me, it’s the goose

[Anonymous No.17061382]

>>17047246
>>17047897
That'll be $50.

[Anonymous No.17061669]

>>17044686
fuck turkey. a lot of dumbfucks here get it for the holidays when they should be getting a nice quail or pheasant instead