/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17039266]

My bitch wife kicked me out of the house. I’m currently in a motel, planning on eating a hungryman turkey dinner for thanksgiving. What are your thanksgiving struggle meals, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.17039276]

>>17039266
I have to sit through lots of dumb American posts such as this one

[Anonymous No.17039281]

>>17039266
Just buy a pack of hot dogs and wonderbread. Then buy beer from the gas station and get some ketchup and mustard from there.

[Anonymous No.17039282]

Why did she kick you out of the house?

[Anonymous No.17039298]

>I have to sit through lots of dumb American posts such as this one

[Anonymous No.17039299]

>Mom wants to take the family to my Rich Aunt's House for Thanksgiving, no other relatives are hosting
>I don't know anything about college football, IPA's, or drama about my Great Aunt so I have nothing to talk to them about
>Dad invited me out to Thanksgiving at his friend's house
>Last time I went I was it was 2 dozen 50 year olds who I also have nothing to talk to about
>Lied to both of them that I'm double shifting with over time pay for the next 2 days so they leave me alone
>In my freezing cold car there's 4 boxes of chinese food, 2 General Sao's for my Brother, and 2 boxes of Lo Mein and Fried Rice for me
It'll be alright. I will miss the day after turkey sandwiches tho. I haven't had cranberry sauce, gravy mash potatoes, and stuffing in a very long time. I miss having the wide selection. It is a shame.

[Anonymous No.17039305]

>>17039282
Things have been tense for the last couple months. I didn’t get as much of a pay raise from my promotion at work but I’ve been working an extra ten hours a week which she’s pissed about. She said something about how I should be making more and that the least I could do was help out around the house on my (one) day off every week. The straw that broke the camels back I guess was when I found out she was fucking some 22 year old kid behind my back. She said she wouldn’t have had to if I wasn’t so “distant” and didn’t work so much. I tried to work things out with her but she just told me to leave and that she’s getting a divorce because I’m not man enough to be her husband. She said if I tried to go back to the house to at least get my shit and properly move our shell call the police and tell them I hit her. I’m gonna wait until after thanksgiving to figure this shit out.

>>17039276
You don’t happen to be Puerto Rican do you? If so then you’d be the same nationality as the dickhead fucking my wife.

[Anonymous No.17039309]

>>17039299
Sounds like the family situation isn’t great. Sorry to hear that anon. Maybe being on your own is better than dealing with all that

[Anonymous No.17039317]

I went with Stouffers. Was bretty good

[Anonymous No.17039321]

>>17039305
Sorry dude that sucks to go through. She sounds like a complete psycho though, so it's probably for the best

[Anonymous No.17039330]

>>17039305
Holy shit anon, that sucks.

[Anonymous No.17039340]

>>17039305
slay them both

[Anonymous No.17039343]

>>17039305
Cool LARP faggot

[Anonymous No.17039348]

>>17039305
go fuck some young prime pussy and send pictures and videos to her

[Anonymous No.17039354]

>>17039348
What would this accomplish? It doesn't sound like she cares about him anyway. He should just move on

[Anonymous No.17039357]

>>17039266
Did your wife kill your entire family as well?

[Anonymous No.17039361]

>>17039354
>what would nutting in some 18 year old pussy accomplish

[Anonymous No.17039365]

what the fuck is wrong with americans LMAO

[Anonymous No.17039367]

Imagine being kicked out of your own home because some guy fucked your wife

[Anonymous No.17039371]

>>17039361
Not that. The sending videos to his ex part

[Anonymous No.17039373]

>>17039371
oh that part is just for laughs, see how she likes it.

[Anonymous No.17039379]

>>17039305
kill that bitch and frame the 22 year old for it

[Anonymous No.17039386]

>what the fuck is wrong with americans LMAO

[Anonymous No.17039402]

>>17039266
Sorry your wife was being a bitch cu/ck/, hungrymans aren't that bad though. They contain just enough nutrients to fuel your planning phase of a comeback arc. Assume the worst as well, she is in your home telling your family/extended family that you were lying and cheating and all that shit. But you are gonna come back from all this, I believe in you. Tomorrow my struggle meal is going to be pasta and vodka, because my wife kicked me out seven years ago and I haven't seen her since.

[Anonymous No.17039443]

>>17039386
>rent free
bro you come to a board about food with your turbocuck stories

[Anonymous No.17039449]

>>17039305
Weird LARP but remember kids never leave the abode in a divorce situation

[Anonymous No.17039450]

>>17039266
Fucking loser

[Anonymous No.17039481]

>>17039305
fuck that bitch

[Anonymous No.17039490]

>>17039266
>wife
>kicked you out of YOUR house
anon, hate to say it but sounds like you wear the skirt in your family.
any argument with a missus, if someone leaves the house it's her, with no money or credit cards because you own and pay for everything, like all men.

[Anonymous No.17039494]

>>17039266
Is that you PV3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG81uXgRdW4

[Anonymous No.17039499]

>>17039266
Wawa gobbler bowl. Better than many Thanksgiving dinners I've had in my life.

[Anonymous No.17039500]

>>17039348
I’m not attractive whatsoever. I’ve always been short and pudgy. I have gyno snd no jawline. That’s why I fell in love with my wife back in college because at first she was amazing to be around, and loved me for far more than my appearance. It’s only until the past year she’s been acting this way. No other woman would have sex with me unless I paid them over a hundred dollars.

>>17039367
Yeah, not my proudest moment. I can’t risk going to jail though. Rather just to spend the money on a divorce and b done with it I guess. I have enough to stay afloat and find a decent enough place I think. It sucks tho cause I still love her a lot. I feel like if she didn’t kick me out we could definitely have talked this over. Idk man she’s changed. Breaks my heart.

>>17039402
My brother already sent me a slew of texts asking where I got off threatening to beat a woman (my wife). Apparently he’s also been told I’ve been trying to hook up with his gf. Again, I’ll deal with all this shit after thanksgiving. I’m so tired. I wish she’d just talk to me. I have no clue why she did any of this.

[Anonymous No.17039505]

>>17039499
Looks kinda like cat food ngl

[Anonymous No.17039509]

>>17039299
At least you're hanging out with your brother anon. I'd rather hang out with my brother than go to a family gathering. Don't sweat it.

[Anonymous No.17039513]

>>17039505
It's edible, which is about the best you can hope for when it comes to gas station Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.17039520]

>>17039500
>I can’t risk going to jail though. Rather just to spend the money on a divorce and b done with it I guess
This part I understand. If the internet and current state of society has managed to make you believe you would auto lose in court to your lying wife, then good for you for taking the safer option. Keep your eyes on the prize.
>It sucks tho cause I still love her a lot.
You're a fucking stupid faggot. Don't do that.

[Anonymous No.17039593]

>>17039299
Coward. Talk to your family.

[Anonymous No.17039601]

>>17039305
Take videos of her infidelity, and never be alone with her without recording footage.

[Anonymous No.17039625]

>>17039500
>I have no clue why she did any of this.
Because you let her anon, she knew you wouldn't do anything about it.
She's cheated on you, kicked you out of your own home, in the process of divorcing you to take said home, extorting you with threats of false testimony, AND turned your family against you with lies about trying to fuck your brother's gf
If there was ever a time in your life to make a fuss it's now, it's time to get ANGRY about this anon, it's inappropriate not to at this point.
Stop allowing this trollop to fuck up your life

[Anonymous No.17039642]

>>17039266

I wish mine would leave me. Then I would be financially free

[Anonymous No.17039722]

>>17039305
Nice b8, take it to reddit. No way a channer would let this happen without winding up on the news

[Anonymous No.17039947]

Cuckold fantasy larp

[Anonymous No.17040302]

>>17039266
You must kill her and cook her up real good. Show that bitch how much of a man you really are.

[Anonymous No.17040309]

>>17039305
Just murder her desu, sounds like she's a complete waste or a person anyway.

[Anonymous No.17040329]

>>17039266
>wife kicked me out of the house.
grow a set and reclaim your castle, you limpwristed little faggot

[Anonymous No.17040345]

>>17039305
I refuse to believe this is real

[Anonymous No.17040380]

>>17039266
I'm gonna order a capriotti's turkey sub and drink a four loko.

[Anonymous No.17040399]

>>17039266
maybe you shouldn't have cheated and betrayed your wife and your marriage.

[Anonymous No.17042325]

>>17039266
your wife is currently getting stretched by tyrone and his homies

[Anonymous No.17042331]

>>17042325
>he's gonna have to pay for the niglet
L M A O
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[Anonymous No.17042357]

Unironically cut the brake line on her vehicle

[Anonymous No.17042413]

>>17042357

[Anonymous No.17042512]

>>17039305
And people wonder why I won't have anything to do with modern "women"

[Anonymous No.17042549]

>>17039305
Divorce sounds like a fantastic idea.
Never waste a single minute of your life with an ungrateful cunt. People never really change. It's already over. Just a question of how masochistic you are.

[Anonymous No.17042606]

>>17039305
Rape her

[Anonymous No.17043846]

>>17039305
my ex gf was puerto rican and she kicked me out of the apartment because i had the nerve to tell her that i would take our hypothetical child to the psychiatrist if he was trans which apparently means im a transphobe