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>> No.17036314
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>>17036299
I usually forget to buy the lemon and end up making him a few days later than everybody else.

>> No.17036326
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Of course I will! We're almost at comfyposting season

>> No.17036352

>>17036299
This year absolutely

>> No.17036359

What is the purpose of this pig?

>> No.17036366

NO I DONT THINK SO

>> No.17036369

>>17036359
It brings good fortune to the household and helps restore balance.

>>17036299
>>17036366
Checked.

>> No.17036374

Feels like lemon pigs was only a few month ago. Now it's less than a couple months away. This year sucked more than last year. Everything sucks now. The entire world has gone to hell.

>> No.17036381
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>>17036326
That's my boy. I still have him

>> No.17036389

Please give step by step instructions for making lemon pigs?

>> No.17036390

>>17036381
this thing looks like it's begging you to kill it

>> No.17036395

>>17036381
Good god, how do you explain this to people?

>> No.17036397

>>17036299
a silver stacker always gets a (you) from me buddy, here fren

>> No.17036409

>>17036359
It started as a Pintrest meme as some little table ornament that a kid could make.

Then some anons let their pigs rot and decay and it became a /ck/ meme

>> No.17036413

>>17036389
https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1212069589921804289

>> No.17036418
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>>17036299
i cant wait to archive the lemon pigs months after new years

>> No.17036419

>>17036381
your lemon piglet turned into a lemon niglet

>> No.17036420

>>17036395
>it's a funny meme online!!

>> No.17036467
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>>17036395
Thank you for even entertaining the idea that I ever have people over.

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>>17036299
i will do whatever it takes

>> No.17036476
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>>17036359
>>17036409
Lemon piglets come from a 1977 cookbook

>> No.17036480

>>17036470
is that a gold peso?
>>17036467
dude gotta get some gold and silver

>> No.17036482
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>>17036418
why does he have teeth now?

>> No.17036488

>>17036467
good leg choice anon

>> No.17036494

>>17036470
>Lemon

>> No.17036500

>>17036381
just release him anon... please...

>> No.17036507

Do I absolutely need to use tin foil for a tail or can I use a piece of cavatappi or maybe a piece of rotini

>> No.17036508
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>>17036374
lemon piglets are dark magic, our good luck has to come from somewhere

>> No.17036511

>>17036494
>Irish lemon

>> No.17036512

>>17036507
>piece of rotini
i mean if you want your elders to cry in heaven i fucking guess you heathen

>> No.17036517
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>>17036507
things have gotten far more desperate then that

>> No.17037051

last time i made one i got a pandemic. I'll pass.

>> No.17037092
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>>17036482
right in the pooo poo pooper!

>> No.17037164

>>17036418
I love the way the seeds mimic sparse hobo corpse teeth

>> No.17037168

>>17036517
did you at least fart in the bottle

>> No.17037600
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nearly 11 months old, bros

>> No.17037614

>>17037600
that's a fighter right there

>> No.17037616
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My dog chewed on mine when I was out one day and got sick

>> No.17037631

>>17037600
Ewok

>> No.17037673
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17037673

>This thread
I thought tomorrow was Thanksgiving, not Halloween.

>> No.17037724

>>17037673
better then me, i thought it was 2016

>> No.17037730

>>17036381
You're actually my hero

>> No.17038075

>>17037051
Me too. Pandemic then my dad got cancer. Then I made another and this year was better. Next year it's bound to work.

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>>17036381

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>> No.17038144

>>17038128
Hey that was mine. I was just regretting deleting my pictures of him. He sadly didn’t stand the test of time

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Had to do onion pig last year due to lack of lemon. Well see what produce I have lying around this year.see you all in hell.

>> No.17038224

>>17038128
>>17038144
vile hellspawn

>> No.17038252

>>17038191
He looks cute anon, great luck coming

>> No.17038287
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17038287

Made one at work, now where to put it so it wont get thrown out.

>> No.17038366

>>17038128
DID YOU FUCK IT?!

>> No.17038387

>>17038366
I was the bottom anon

>> No.17038426

>>17036299
I can't remember if lemon pig is new years or christmas. If I do new years lemon pig, will it be condemned to lemon pig hell and rot instead of preserve? This sounds like a worthy test. I have some limes right now. Maybe I will try a thanksgiving lime pig as an additional variable.

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Am I doing this right?

>> No.17038489

>>17038471
i think your lemon has autism

>> No.17038496
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i remember a thread about this like 6 months ago, surely someone has a screencap we can reminisce over

>> No.17038521

>>17038471
vaxxed pig will live forever

>> No.17038544

>>17038496
It's an annual /ck/ tradition with several "check up" threads during the year.

>> No.17038564

>>17038471
It's fucking beautiful

>> No.17038570

>>17038471
are you inject that poor piggy with semen?

>> No.17038573

>>17036299
nah, I have no reason to buy into an aluminum foil companies marketing from the 70s

>> No.17038574
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Made him a friend!

>> No.17038615

>>17038574
>soon to be seen in the new pokemon edition

>> No.17038617

>>17038574
i feel like you should do more art projects more often i think you enjoy them alot.

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>> No.17038660
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>>17036381

>> No.17038674

good thread

>> No.17038675

Are the lemons for new years?

>> No.17038732

>>17036467
It looks like he ate a bee

>> No.17038986

>>17036374
It's really been a disaster hasn't it? Can't be doing this for much longer.

>> No.17039036
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Of course. I still have last year's. He's been perfectly mummified.

>> No.17039142

>>17036299
For how long do I keep the lemon pig? Right when it starts to rotten, I assume.

>> No.17039150

>>17039142
Forever and ever and ever.

>> No.17039169

>>17039142
You do not keep the lemon pig: The lemon pig keeps you...

>> No.17039831

>>17038128
i honestly can't decide what is the most disturbing thing in this photo

>> No.17039833

>>17038287
hide it in the trash
they'll never look there

>> No.17039834

>>17038426
it's new years

>> No.17039965

>>17036381
i can't believe he still lives

>> No.17039973

>>17036299
>>17036314
>>17036326
>>17036352
When do I make a lemon pig bros? My country has something similar called a Christingle but no lemon pigs.

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>>17036381

>> No.17039990
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>>17039973
new years eve

>> No.17040009
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>>17039973
all countries have lemon piglets

>> No.17040194
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I planted my lemon pigs seeds earlier this year, he shall live on forever.

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How hecking dare you!
I -HATE- when people waste food that they paid for.

>> No.17040215

>>17039990
Don't post lewd pics please. Why is there a lemon in that girl's vagene?

>> No.17040225

>>17036381
what does it smell like

>> No.17040231

>>17040225
No smell at all. He is completely dry

>> No.17040233

>>17040231
hydrate him

>> No.17040241

>>17036381
Goddamn that's fucking hilarious

>> No.17040242
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>>17036381
holy shit anon I was hoping you'd be in this thread, god speed. your lemon pig shit had me laughing so fucking hard

>> No.17040280

>>17040209
wow, no one said that

>> No.17040303
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I have literally never seen a lemon pig before in my life wtf is this an American Thanksgiving thing?

>> No.17040313

>>17036381
this looks like a fat swan

>> No.17040316

>>17040303
Stop pretending you are superior because you've never seen it before. I'll bet you're an American larping as a foreigner, pathetic.

>> No.17040334

>>17040303
American here and we make this every year during thanksgiving. It balances out the savoury flavours of the turkey.

>> No.17040362

>>17038471
>>17038574
>>17038628
Lemon pigs: Hellraiser edition

>> No.17040375

>>17040316
Ok, nonsense babbler. Stop being so insecure faggot.

>> No.17040378

>>17040280
Not here but people say this shit all the time

>> No.17040423

>>17040303
Nah it's some douche that started it a few years ago on here. Let him go, it's the only day of the year he gets to feel "important."

>> No.17040454

>>17040215
you gotta keep thing interesting

>> No.17040463

>>17040423
Nah, I found a thread on this last year and wanted an update on the pigs

>> No.17040478

>>17036381
>>17040313
Looks more like a pelican.

>> No.17040485

>>17039990
>>17036314
Stop it anon this is a blue board

>> No.17040510

>>17036299
>>17036314
>>17036326
>>17036381
>>17036418
>>17036467
>>17036470
>>17036476
>>17036482
>>17036508
Where is your god now, Moses?

>> No.17041222
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may good fortune be upon all of you anons

>> No.17041230

>>17038574
Are you diabetic?

>> No.17041242
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>>17041222
i added a tail

>> No.17041260

>>17038496

I got one better for you famalamadingdong, I got the archive

>>/ck/thread/15775527

>> No.17041287
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>>17041260
I forgot how kino that thread was

>> No.17041362
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It looks more like a rat.

>> No.17041394

>>17041362
OH SHIT A RAT

>> No.17041536

>>17036299
Didn't the Japanese do something similar with cucumbers and eggplants?

>> No.17041547

>>17038471
Plant it, so new life can continue, as per the great circle.

>> No.17041558

>>17040303
It's been a thing for a while now on here, the photos are actually tame, other years they post decrepit spooky looking lemon pigs.

>> No.17041604

>>17040194
did you bury the whole pig or just the seeds?

>> No.17041653
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hey guise what’s going on in this thread?

>> No.17041664

>>17036467
Anon those shell cases have lead dust in the primer

>> No.17041753
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May we all be blessed with good luck on this Thanksgiving day.

>> No.17041802

>>17036299
IT PUTS THE OIL ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE OVEN AGAIN

>> No.17041805

>>17036299
This thread deserves a sticky

>> No.17041818

>>17036381
>>17036418
Please anons, bury them.
>>17036507
Aluminum foil, not tin.
>>17037600
>still alive
Good work!
>>17038287
The fridge, they'll never clean it.
>>17039989
Saved.

>> No.17041839

>>17041818
>Aluminum
enjoy your alzheimer

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>>17041753

>> No.17041859
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wishing anons a happy thanksgiving. :)

>> No.17041861

>>17041230
Nah, senpai.

>> No.17041864

Are some of you guys making brand new pigs over a month early? Do you realize what absolute chaos you are inviting into this world?

>> No.17041960

>>17041864
we're cursed just visiting this site, how much worse can it get bros? How much worse can it get?

>> No.17042128

>>17041960
it can get infinitely worse anon. do not ever fall for the midwit idea that there is a bottom.

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>>17041664
They were unfired rounds and I pulled them out and wiped them off as soon as I had taken a few pics.
The pomelo pig was too big to dry out so I put him outside for the birds. They weren't interested.

>> No.17042165

>>17041653
do you have a stainless steel floor or do you have a stair case on your counter top?
either way i like your style

>> No.17042260

>>17041604
Those were just the seeds. I buried the pig to see if he would sprout but I didnt get anything.

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My phone is a little old

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>>17042267

>> No.17042300

>>17042294
you know, when I finished it, I thought the exact same thing

>> No.17042398

>>17041850
>>17041753
hhhehehe

>> No.17042410

>>17041260
Wait, how many years have lemon pigs been happening?

>> No.17042467
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>>17042410
Since 2019

>> No.17042486

>>17042467
Shit, I only remember 2020's.

>> No.17042543

lemon pige is love, lemon pige is life.

>> No.17042576

>>17042267
just a bit, yeah

>> No.17042579

>>17038471
Tandembros...

>> No.17042630

>>17038128
>they're evolving...

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>>17042486
>only remembering a 1 year
proper /ck/

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>>17036381

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>>17036381
I am fucking dead thanks for posting

>> No.17043037

just made one after remembering this thread
>used leftover rosemary for eyes after trimming it
hope you guys have/had a good one today and year

i love you homos

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>>17036381
In Japanese Buddhist tradition, there is a hidden practice, shunned and criminalized in modern times, but still performed today by a dedicated and renunciant few.
The Japanese call it shokushinbutsu. You might call it automummification. Taking asceticism to its logical extreme, some monks will allow themselves to wither into mummies, leaving behind their earthly bodylies for decades, or even centuries.
In a display of reverence for these dessicated bodhisattvas, faithful practitioners will leave the monks enshrined as a reminder of their teachings.

>> No.17043168

>>17042818
lol

>> No.17043225

>>17043156
>those sunglasses
needs a hat to finish the look

>> No.17043242

>>17041536
Yeah the cucumber horse and the eggplant cow

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>>17036381
The blowfish sadly passed away.

>> No.17043452

>>17042818
:D

>> No.17043555

>>17043225
Agreed, but they only put them on because the eye sockets don't mummify nearly as well.

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>>17036418
Lester McZester or Ramón Lamón ?

>> No.17043599

I forgot to get a lemon anons so here is my tater pig

>> No.17043601
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I'm not American, but I made one anyways.

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>>17043599
Checking myself and sorry niggers I've been having trouble with my phone lately

>> No.17043649

>>17036381
I kept mine until June, he looked similar but not as desiccated

>> No.17043654
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>>17036299
dat boi just vibin, watching over the kitchen from his perch.

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>>17043599
You have a month to get a lemon. It's a NYE tradition.

>> No.17043718

>>17043705
holy shit

>> No.17043733

>>17043705
fucking lmao nice dolls

>> No.17043760

>>17043705
>framed zyklon ben cartoon
>moon man and hitler
>anti hate pepe the frog plush
Interdasting.

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>>17043760
The KKK hood one is David Duke with a removable hood..

>> No.17043835

>>17043705
I like his hat

>> No.17043838

>>17043808
Shiet, is that a reichsmark in it's mouth?

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>>17043705
based and meanpilled. I like your moonman. I hope to one day have a comparable plushie shrine to hatred of nonwhites

>> No.17043985

>>17040478
correct. I mixed up the names!

>> No.17043987

>>17041753
>Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

>> No.17044055

>>17036419
>not lemonig
ya blew it

>> No.17044066
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>>17043760
>>framed zyklon ben cartoon
the only one in which he actually named the jew too

>>17043838
i dont recall what we used but it was some random US coin

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>>17043705
based

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lemonpig looks like this guy

>> No.17044432

>>17036476
Lemon pigs are actually at least from the 1800s

https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn84028272/1898-01-26/ed-1/seq-3/#date1=1789&index=1&rows=20&words=COMPLETED+LEMON+PIG&searchType=basic&sequence=0&state=&date2=1943&proxtext=%22lemon+pig+completed%22&y=0&x=0&dateFilterType=yearRange&page=1
Ive seen records indicating that the oldest recorded lemon pigs are indeed thousands of years old.

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>>17036326

>> No.17044524
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17044524

Going strong a couple of years in

>> No.17044555

>>17044524
anon wtf

>> No.17044572

>>17036508
Latefag here but what's the sauce on the original art here? Had a dream that had similar creatures in it

>> No.17044598
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>>17036381

>> No.17044602

>>17038191
I gotta commend you for the creativity anon. Also he looks like one of the dudes you fight in Pikmin. Good post. 10/10

>> No.17044608

>>17039989
Saved

>> No.17044612

>>17042467
This is awesome anon, A+ for creativity and the legs are even articulated. Great effort.

>> No.17044620

>>17036369
>It brings good fortune to the household and helps restore balance.
If that really worked, then american hours wouldn't turn this board into poorfags discussing fast food they got for food stamps and yelling ja/ck/ tier cooking advice at eachother

>> No.17044656

>>17044524
he looks strong. lean. hardened by the horrors he's witnessed.

>> No.17044661

>>17044524
nice pug

>> No.17044722

>>17042467
why did you have to make them so fucking thick anon...

>> No.17044732

>>17044722
The sound of those zesty cheeks clapping keeping you awake?

>> No.17044735

>>17036381
Submit this to the museum as an archeological find and see if they fall for it.

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>>17044572
it's the chop stick piglet from a few years back

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>>17043156

>> No.17044831

>>17044572
The Elephants by Salvador Dali

>> No.17044871

>>17044524
Is that a cheeky wink?

>> No.17044917

>>17044871
Glad you noticed ;)

>> No.17044961

>>17044831
Thank you anon!

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I just made a lemon pig and my mum called me retarded for wasting lemons.

>> No.17045004

>>17044992
One of the pigs in this thread was cooked inside a duck, so that wasn't wasted.
Show her that and tell I said she need to lighten up a little.

>> No.17045055

>>17044992
She's right. It isn't NYE, so that one's a total waste.

>> No.17045415

Last time I made a lemon pig, my sister and I got into a car accident. I did add a little aluminum foil hat to it, so that may have been the issue.

>> No.17045421

>>17044524
I love this thing's eyes

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17045492

>>17036381

>> No.17045506

>>17040231
Almost like your mum.

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>>17036314
salmonella alert

>> No.17045816

>>17045529
That's not a salmon ya dingus

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>>17044992
this tends to happen, don't concern yourself with the trivial opinions of non piglet people

>> No.17045854

>>17043705
holy fucking kek

>> No.17045870

>>17044992
i like his little aluminum foil tail

>> No.17045921

>>17045819
oh cool, that's my piglet. i'm definitely going to make one this year, too.

>> No.17045926

>>17036299

>> No.17046501

>>17045921
Solid work on the tail.

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>>17044722
Wow

>> No.17046758

>>17046537
Damn

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>>17036381

>> No.17047069

>>17044524
>>17044524
SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>> No.17047101

>>17039036
Looks like (he/her) is standing strong!

>> No.17047156

>>17046791
nice

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>>17041859

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>>17036299
PRAISE BE TO THE LEMON PIG

>> No.17047512

>>17036299
That's a lime not a lemon

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>>17044432
>Ive seen records indicating that the oldest recorded lemon pigs are indeed thousands of years old.
Before man was, lemon pig waited for him.

>> No.17047550

>>17043705
Can I see more pics of the plushies I wanna make some like that,they look so cute!

>> No.17047555

>>17047182
imagine having to explain to someone why this image is funny

>> No.17047821

>>17037600
looks like bread

>> No.17047867

>>17047182
stop, i can't breath

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>>17047550

>> No.17047994
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17047994

Got really into melon carving and food animals after the first year of lemon piglet. Does anyone have any other food animals they like making?

>> No.17048157
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Still going strong from early this year

>> No.17049029

>>17042467
Look at that slutty yellow one. Down on all four and practically begging for it.

>> No.17049052

>>17041222
This one is very cute

>> No.17049070

>>17047182
based

>> No.17049080

>>17043638
dont rotten potatos smell horrible?

>> No.17049081

>>17044992
Did you show her proudly like a 6 year old who drew a picture?

>> No.17049102

>>17047905
>pepe
>no shirt or shorts
Fucking tourist. I'll be amazed if you actually know what Pepe is from, without googling it.

>> No.17049303

>>17049081
Yes.
I put it on the table before her and said ,,Observe Mother, a lemon pig" At first she was annoyed at me wasting a lemon, but now she finds it kinda funny.

>> No.17049366

>>17049303
aww that is so wholesome

>> No.17049380

>>17041222
P L U M P

>> No.17049446

>>17044781
W-what’s the liquid on the counter? Cum?

>> No.17049456

>>17040303
I’m Czech and my family has made lemon pigs on Christmas Day every year for as long I can remember.

>> No.17049457

>>17049446
looks like water to me. why did you immediately think of cum?

>> No.17049461

>>17049457
dude why would there be water on the counter?

>> No.17049462

>>17049457
Don’t judge me anon I see what I see

>> No.17049464
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17049464

>>17046537
Fuuuuuck that’s thicc

>> No.17049467

>>17036299
i dont have any lemons, can i use a hardboiled egg instead?

>> No.17049470

>>17049456
Do you still have all of them

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>>17047994
i got a whole folder of shit like this

>> No.17049632

>>17049473
please share it

>> No.17049699

>>17049446
lemon pig blood

>> No.17049827

>>17049473
>suicide orange.jpg
>implying
He's clearly fucking the lemon press.
Admittedly, that doesn't exclude the possibility of him being lost in suicidal contemplations.

>> No.17050107

>>17049080
yea bout as bad as shrimp

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17050301

>>17036299
First one, wish me good luck bros! :)

>> No.17050309

it always surprises me how many people have whole clove

>> No.17050418

>>17050309
my jar of cloves is at least 15 years old

>> No.17050421

>>17050309
I used whole peppercorns I put in my grinder

>> No.17050437

>>17044524
Looks like the cross between a deep sea creature and a bulldog.

What did you use for the eyes?

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>>17049632
okay

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>>17049632

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>>17049473

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>>17050514

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>>17050523

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>>17050526

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>>17050530

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>>17050533

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>>17050538

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>>17050542

>> No.17050548

>>17050542
soup opera

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>>17050546

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>>17050550

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>>17050548
fucking one minute reset to post again
almost makes me wanna buy the goddamn pass

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>>17049827
so then what's going on here?

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>>17049632
last one
there's a bunch moar in the folder but the ones i've posted are just the ones that are related to carving fruits rather than arranging foodstuffs

>> No.17050776

>>17050587
This one is interesting

>> No.17050830

>>17041230
Diabetics don't have so many different gauge needles.

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>>17049102
stay butthurt anon that you dont have a basket of deplorables

>> No.17051682
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17051682

Squash bird

>> No.17052660

bump

>> No.17052962

>>17051682
squash bird

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>> No.17053995

>>17053747
Cool shades

>> No.17054199

>>17050437
szechuan peppercorns

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>>17036299
fuck yes. about 30 days left to go

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>>17036381
jesus fucking christ anon
let him die already have mercy

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>>17041753

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>>17044454

>> No.17054230

>>17050301
smol piglet
but cute :)

>> No.17054233

>>17051682
is that an indian runner?

>> No.17054239

>>17044454
LMAO

>> No.17054321

>>17038628
Aww, he looks retarded, but like, in a cute way :3

>> No.17054358

>>17036395
I have a bottle of sprite in my fridge that has been expired for 10 years, it's an in joke with my friends

>> No.17054360

>>17050500
>>17050502
>>17050599
Creative use of fruit, thanks for sharing, anon.

>> No.17054362

>>17054358
>yea i keep an expired bottle of soda in my fridge
>h- hey why are you walking away? it's an inside joke with my friends
>AAAA NO SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST A JOKE H- HAHA
>I, I CAN THROW IT OUT IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL WAIT

>> No.17054775

>>17053747
freed from the mortal coil

>> No.17054888

>>17054206
ive been looking for that one for a long time

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>> No.17055156

>>17054362
I like you less than him.

>> No.17055369

>>17047905
i want them they are so cute, did you make them ?

>> No.17055446

Will I be a faggot for only starting this year after seeing this thread

>> No.17055497

>>17055446
no i'm gonna do it too and convince my classmates to start a contest

>> No.17055556

>>17044454
Now THIS is memeposting

>> No.17055591

>>17036381
I haven't laughed that hard in many months. Bless you.

>> No.17055593

>>17049446
god I wish

>> No.17055599

>>17038574
Where are you getting all of these needles from? For what purpose? Do I even want to know?

>> No.17055601

>>17055073
The dangers of licking a bitch's nasty ass.

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>>17036299
Made a lemon pig and friend. Hope I'm not too late to the party. I had to get creative with the eyes.

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made my lemon pig turned out very cute.

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behold

>> No.17056031

>>17050587
i thought this was a goatse

>> No.17056038

>>17044454
I remember that thread

>> No.17056039

>>17044368
wow, that's a deep cut

>> No.17056042

>>17054358
does soda expire?

>> No.17056078

>>17050558
Sam hyde?

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>>17044432
oh shit have we been here that long