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>Why yes I am the proud owner of 1,000 hot sauces, how could you tell?

>> No.17015520

>>17015453
Your anus is leaking a mixture of blood and stomach acid my good sir. A fellow man of taste I see.

>> No.17015524

No no no /ck/ bullied me out of that. Now I find false meaning and value by buying thousands of blu-rays instead.

>> No.17015540

>>17015524
What started your Blu Ray addiction anon? You inject them directly into your veins or smoke them?

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>> No.17015548

>>17015524
Do you actually like hot sauce? Every time I see a collection, none of them have been used. Is it like collecting baseball cards to you?

>> No.17015596

>>17015548
Yeah but only the expensive hipster sauces, the kind that would get featured on hot ones. I don't get why people would want a hundred variations of shit like tapatio and valentina. The idea of some kind of weird ass blueberry chipotle garlic fire-roasted ginger sauce sounds appealing and interesting, and it sounds like it could provide an interesting twist to my frozen taquitos. I don't get the idea of buying sauces and not using them either, I'd only own them if I was about to open and use it, or it would already be in my fridge. It's not like baseball cards, it's like having a bougie condiment shelf.

>>17015540
The fucking Criterion Collection

>> No.17015634

>>17015596
>The fucking Criterion Collection
You can just dl that

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>>17015453
>why yes I have made 1000 threads about what I think about people who enjoy hot sauce how can you tell

>> No.17015643

>>17015634
You don't understand, I need the physical media to ensure I have the perfect quality presentation and not have any kind of barely perceptible compression disturb the art house film that I'll only ever watch once. Also I need all the special features and bonus documents/posters/etc that I'll never actually take out of the box. Same thing with my purchases from Arrow, Vinegar Syndrome, Kino Lorber, etc. Plus I use it to feel superior over people with digital downloads even though pirating will still give me the file to keep anyways.