/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17005247]

>neurosurgeon tier skills needed to put the carton straw in the bag


Bad packaging thread, postem

[Anonymous No.17005392]

>>17005247
What's up with these? No one tests this shit before putting it on the shelves? I swear it's literally impossible to open without making a mess

[Anonymous No.17005405]

>>17005392
Maybe don't squeeze the fucking thing while you're trying to poke the straw in, hulk hands

[Anonymous No.17005409]

In the same vein of children's lunch items plastic fruit cups where the juice just sprays out when you open it.

[Anonymous No.17005422]

>>17005405
I would have been with you in the plastic straw era, but I swear it's impossible with the new paper straw shit

[Anonymous No.17005434]

>hope you're not wearing black, bro

[Anonymous No.17005453]

>straw pokes through to the other side
almost as bad as the bagged milk they tried at school one year

[Anonymous No.17005495]

>>17005453
>straw pokes through to the other side

[Anonymous No.17005520]

>>17005422
>the new paper straw shit
checked and kek'd. didn't believe they'd make it even harder to open but its true.

[Anonymous No.17005528]

just put it in the bottom

[Anonymous No.17005703]

>>17005528
This. Or cut the corner with a pair of scissors

[Anonymous No.17005876]

>>17005528
>>17005703

You're proving op's point though, their system. Is impractical

[Anonymous No.17005898]

>just push your ice cream up, bro
>it’s so easy, bro. Just push the icecream up, trust me bro
>ice cream fucking flies out of the top and lands on the ground
There should be a fucking lawsuit against whatever asshole invented this impossible meme shit.

[Anonymous No.17005902]

>>17005422
Wtf? Since when do capri suns have paper straws? I just bought some for my 4 year old last month and they still had plastic

[Anonymous No.17005916]

>>17005902
exists in the uk based off their website.

[Anonymous No.17005921]

>>17005247
>made for children
>only clumsy, slow, dullheaded children need help
I know why you're on 4chan now

[Anonymous No.17005933]

My 5 to 10 yo cousins manage to do this every single sunday, yet they can't wipe their asses properly.

[Anonymous No.17005957]

>>17005898
Just use less of your tard strength, tard.

[Anonymous No.17005989]

Try this one:

[Anonymous No.17005994]

>>17005247
I haven't had trouble with those since I turned 5 years old

[Anonymous No.17006019]

[Anonymous No.17006026]

I don't even try to pull the lid anymore, I just cut through it with a knife

[Anonymous No.17006039]

>>17005247
What I don't understand is why is the bottom of the stack at the top where you open it? Everytime I buy one of these, i have to take all of the salami out of the package, turn it around, and put it back so I'm grabbing from the top of how they're laid out. It just doesn't make sense to package it backwards

[Anonymous No.17006056]

>>17006026
>all these different variations of basically just ham and salami

Do the French really?

[Anonymous No.17006060]

>>17006056
proudly so

[Anonymous No.17006069]

>>17005933
There is no incentive to wipe your ass properly however there is delicious nectar if you get the straw in the hole, the solution is to bribe them with sugar for wiping their ass properly, candy only received upon inspection.

[Anonymous No.17006071]

>>17006069
>c'mere kids, let daddy inspect your butthole

[Anonymous No.17006081]

>>17006056
Yes

[Anonymous No.17006083]

>>17006071
You cant give them candy on a promise, kids will lie.

[Anonymous No.17006123]

>>17006056
Pretty sure that’s from French-speaking Belgium, based on Aubel and Marcassou being on sale.