/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16989427]

Japanese food is delicious.

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[Anonymous No.16989436]

>>16989427
That's what japan pays people to say.

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[Anonymous No.16989463]

Sashimi

[Anonymous No.16989466]

Tonkotsu ramen

[Anonymous No.16989478]

Oyster

[Anonymous No.16989481]

Shoyu ramen

[Anonymous No.16989495]

gyoza

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[Anonymous No.16989531]

Yakiniku

[Anonymous No.16989562]

Japanese inn's breakfast

[Anonymous No.16989563]

>>16989427
satisfactory cuisine............

[Anonymous No.16989616]

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[Anonymous No.16989672]

>>16989427
I moved to the west coast 8 years ago and have never had sushi or other japanese cuisine yet

[Anonymous No.16989690]

>>16989672
You don't like seafood.

[Anonymous No.16989717]

>>16989427
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>>16989654
Fuck. These look so good. I loved eating meals like this when I was living in Japan. Kappo, Kaiseki, Obanzai, Shojin Ryori, and the meals you get at traditional Japanese inns, teishoku set meals.... Goddamn. I haven't found a Japanese place near where I live that serves food in this style it sucks...

[Anonymous No.16989724]

>>16989531
Literal scraps of meat. Oh but anon son this is very special wagu beefu, farmers penetrate cow anally twice daily to massage prostrate, make for very tender beef, very ancient tradition.

[Anonymous No.16989728]

>>16989724
Japanese and Koreans like thinly sliced beef. If you want more, you order more. Its Yakiniku/Korean barbeque. Normally a group outing, you all drink and order food as you want throughout the time you are there. Are you purposefully acting stupid, ignorant, and caustic or are you naturally like this?

[Anonymous No.16989730]

>>16989690
I'm just scared to try it

[Anonymous No.16989795]

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[Anonymous No.16989808]

>>16989795
What does that picture with that file name have to do with anything? Is your schizophrenia acting up?

[Anonymous No.16989813]

>>16989808
It's a photo of you that was captured on your boyfriends ipad.

[Anonymous No.16989815]

>>16989724
They actually do that, and beer enemas. If I had to be a cow I'd be one of those.

[Anonymous No.16989816]

>Slice raw fish
That will be 150 american dorrar

[Anonymous No.16989860]

>>16989795
fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.16989929]

>>16989728
For me my friends usually order the all you can eat. I've had horrified looks at how much I eat hhaha

[Anonymous No.16989937]

>>16989929
Do they still have all you can drink too?

[Anonymous No.16989950]

>>16989937
We don't really drink but I think it was one of the 3 main beer brands as all you can drink. Personally I'm trying to find a yakiniku place that has all you can eat with no chicken since most places these days overload with chicken which gets super boring.
Also I don't like Korean BBQ too much, I find they're always stingy with the servings and charge too much sides

[Anonymous No.16989974]

>>16989950
>Also I don't like Korean BBQ too much, I find they're always stingy with the servings and charge too much sides
It's probably a regional thing, because the korean places are usually a lot cheaper than the japanese in my city.

[Anonymous No.16989977]

The best marketed non-cuisine.
>Slice fish
>Present it well
>Add japanese mystic aura to trap normies and weeaboos into it
>????
>Profit !

[Anonymous No.16989986]

>>16989974
I go to yakiniku in Japan only, haven't really seen one in Australia but we have a shit load of Korean BBQ.

[Anonymous No.16990030]

>>16989728
>are you naturally like this?
He’s just one of those screechers.

Anyway, pic is the self-serve meat area of my favorite “non-fancy” yakiniku place in Osaka.
The meat/veg is obviously all you can eat, but you can also pay extra to add certain premium items.
They a couple all-you-can-drink (in a time limit) options; beer, or beer & highballs.

[Anonymous No.16990038]

Japanese Wendy’s is fucking glorious

[Anonymous No.16990043]

>>16989427
Wow, fish and rice. So amazing.

[Anonymous No.16990077]

>>16990038
マクドナルドなんてどうでもいい
ニッポンのウェンディーズ限定のベーコンバーガーはアメリカでも天下取れるぞ

[Anonymous No.16990078]

>>16990043
>fish and rice
>replying to a pic with a lot of not-fish and literally no rice
Here’s your official Zoomer Participation Ribbon.

[Anonymous No.16990088]

>>16990077
US doesn’t have the fry flavors though. Or a ton of the other things.

[Anonymous No.16990109]

>>16990088
I can see why.

[Anonymous No.16990113]

>>16990043
Go eat some McDonald's you turbofaggot

[Anonymous No.16990125]

>>16990113
>Go eat some McDonald's you turbofaggot

>Go eat some "Japanese McDonald's you turbochad

[Anonymous No.16990131]

>>16990125
I wanted to eat the Tsukimi Burger...

[Anonymous No.16990145]

>>16990131
What's stopping you from adding an egg in a burger in your hometown mcdonald's? Better yet why are you eating fast food instead of a normal restaurant?

[Anonymous No.16990160]

>>16990145
Thats not what the Tsukimi burger is???? Are you going to tell me to just add Teriyaki sauce and lemon mayo to get a Teriyaki burger at my local Mcdonalds? Are you telling me to ask for rice buns at my local Mcdonalds!?!? Are you asking me to ask to replace the high school students and illegal immigrants and drug addicts with responsible adult Japanese people!?!?!??!?!?!!
Your post doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.16990176]

>>16990160
Apologies for insulting your traditions of consuming american foods like burgers, and teriyaki.

[Anonymous No.16990185]

>>16990176
Just understand Japanese McDonalds and American McDonalds are NOT the same. It is like trying to compare American 7/11 to Japanese 7/11.

[Anonymous No.16990190]

>>16990185
Your point? Also the 7-11's in the US started to become trash after the Japanese bought them.

[Anonymous No.16990194]

>>16990160
Joking aside, eating in a Japanese McDonald’s is surreal.
It’s like eating in an “American McDonald’s” which isn’t a real McDonald’s, but is instead a set for a McDonald’s commercial staffed with actors.
Any one I’ve been to is impeccably clean, with fast/accurate service, and staff who appear to not hate their jobs.

[Anonymous No.16990209]

>>16990194
The problem with american mcdonald's is the levels of franchise packages, and the ethics of certain owners. One mcdonald's can be clean, well staffed, and nice while another one can be complete trash staffed by crackheads.

[Anonymous No.16990217]

>>16990209
True, though this is the case with most American franchises other than ChicFilA because their “franchise agreement” effectively prevents this

[Anonymous No.16990223]

>>16989427
No, it isn't.

[Anonymous No.16990224]

>>16989724
I fucking laughed like a hyena. It really do be like that. The only place that could make a high-class restaurant look generous with its portion sizes would be the entire fucking country of Japan.

[Anonymous No.16990336]

>>16990194
>it's like eating at a McDonald's that isn't staffed by great negroes.

[Anonymous No.16990655]

>>16990336
This basically. The difference is night and day, even in America.

[Anonymous No.16990664]

>>16989427
Japan owns Americas national debt and owns America.

And as a white American about to go for irl anime-ification cosmetic surgery… that’s a good thing.

[Anonymous No.16990705]

>>16990655
The only time I've had fries that are actually salted is when the blacks were working. Maybe keep one darkie on fries

[Anonymous No.16990717]

>>16989444
Don't put the wasabi into the soy sauce. Put the wasabi onto the fish, dip the fish into the soy sauce.

[Anonymous No.16990766]

me and my Gf's lunch a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.16990916]

>>16990717
No.

[Anonymous No.16990984]

>>16990766
If you have to put chicken on a plate of diarrhea to act as a dam to keep the rice clean why not just NOT put diarrhea on your plate??

[Anonymous No.16990999]

>>16990766
Post a pic of her spreading her asshole in front of the camera, please.

[Anonymous No.16991029]

>>16989460
That red thing with the pus balls leaking out looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16991036]

>>16990766
Does she have a feminine peepee?

[Anonymous No.16991070]

>>16989427
once i cried tears of joy after eating fresh sashimi at the tokyo fish market. i was exhausted and starving and it was my very first meal i had after landing in japan. every bite had SOUL.

[Anonymous No.16991104]

>>16991070
Sushi in Japan really is next level, and surprisingly cheap.

[Anonymous No.16991505]

>>16989427
Web shit.

[Anonymous No.16991557]

>>16991104
>Sushi in Japan really is next level, and surprisingly cheap.
Sushi in japan tasted the same to me. In japan I liked the korean bbq the most oddly enough, and the fact that you can buy offal snacks, or eat at multiple places on a single walk.

[Anonymous No.16991568]

Heaven

Japanese are good gods

[Anonymous No.16991598]

>>16989795
What a handsome king.

I always love respect for Japan and Japanese.

[Anonymous No.16991788]

Tsukemen is the best.
Does anyone have a good recipe for it?

[Anonymous No.16991794]

Girugamesh thread.

[Anonymous No.16991812]

>>16989427

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>>16990038
I wish America was as cool as Japan seems to think it is.

[Anonymous No.16991945]

Am I the only one triggered by the amount of dirty plates in Japanese cuisine and plating? Jesus fuck if your meal has above one (1) non-full plate you're being wasteful and should probably kys.

[Anonymous No.16992205]

>>16989562
How many of you would get filtered by that natto?

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soba noodles

[Anonymous No.16993010]

What's up with japanese falling for western meme foods when their food is supposed to be so superior? They literally take like 5 french fries, a single wiener, a drop of german mustard and like 10 spaghetti in tomato sauce and put them all in seperate little cups next to their traditional dishes.

[Anonymous No.16993044]

>>16993010
this?

[Anonymous No.16993220]

>>16991029
That's mentaiko, it's the roe of pollack fish. It's actually Korean originally, it's just salty fish eggs basically (and it's sometimes raw, sometimes cooked)

[Anonymous No.16993438]

monkfish hot pot

[Anonymous No.16993539]

>>16991029
Tarako(pollack roe)

[Anonymous No.16993670]

>>16993438
i have wondered about this since that one episode of golden kamuy about ogata's backstory

[Anonymous No.16993706]

>>16993438
>アンコウ鍋

[Anonymous No.16993854]

>>16989427
Are you that faggot pretending to be japanese posting images off twitter?

[Anonymous No.16993880]

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>>16989427

OMG raw fish and noodles YASSSSSS domi aragato senpai!! ^_^

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>>16993880
kill yourself

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[Anonymous No.16995499]

>>16993010
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross