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Lunch.
Contre-filet de bœuf.
Haricots verts rissolés au beurre.
Pommes dauphines.
Sauce béarnaise.

>> No.16979362

Why does everything in French sound like some pompous douche trying to sell me steak, potato and green beans as some deep artwork masterpiece worth $10,000?

>> No.16979363

>>16979347
merde alors

>> No.16979368

>>16979362
Probably because you have absolutely no exposition to the french language except for comedy skits and media where french is always protrayed as posh.

>> No.16979371

steak spuds n beans

simple as

>> No.16979380

>>16979347
>Pommes dauphines.
you kinda fucked up
the flavored and emulsified rape-squeezings in that bottle are closer to ACKSHUAL bearnaise than those frilly tatertots are to pommes dauphine

>> No.16979410

That looks good anon.

>> No.16979483

I'm having sausage and chips for my tea and I'm well excited

>> No.16979488

pomme duchesse not dauphine

>> No.16979491

>>16979347
OP is obviously not American. His food is palatable looking unlike >>16978539

>> No.16979492

>>16979483
Same here, from the chippy.

>> No.16979498

>>16979347
Looks so good - yum, this is a 10(10) :D

>> No.16979514

>>16979347
Looks OK but Ive never seen anybody use a pocket knife as a steak knife. Ive also never seen bernaise in a squeeze bottle. I just assumed you had to makr it yourself

>> No.16979525

>>16979347
>Sauce béarnaise.
There's no way of making béarnaise that can be bottled. What you have there is most likely an emulsion of a vegetable oil that is liquid in refrigerator temperature and egg with some onion, estragon and chervil flavour.

Would still eat and might even try the "béarnaise" too. Much better than most things posted here.

>> No.16979530
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16979530

Étagé de saucisse de bologne sur pain de froment avec moutarde douce assaisonnée au curcuma. Prix du marché

>> No.16979546

>>16979530
Muy bueno amigo

>> No.16979558

>>16979347
>Sauce béarnaise.
you don't get to count a condiment in a plastic bottle. make your own bearnaise, it's way better

>> No.16979565

>>16979514
you kinda do, tarragon loses a ton of flavor in shelf stable form, it's a whole other, inferior experience.

>> No.16979573

>>16979380
>>16979488
it's pre-fried frozen shit

>> No.16979593

>>16979347
You half assed it. Those are frozen processed potatoes. Squeeze bottle sauce just seems gross.

>> No.16979887

>>16979363
But alors you are french

>> No.16979917

>>16979593
>Those are frozen processed potatoes
And there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16980013

>>16979347
The question is... how was that beef pre-prepared before it got to you?

>> No.16980027

>>16979368
Posh faggots go out of their way to name things in their posh interests in French.
It's cooking, it's wine, it's perfumery, it's fashion, it's fucking everything nice. French everywhere.

>> No.16980039

>>16979573
oh golly, I clearly had no idea
thanks for chiming in, you retarded niggermonkey

>> No.16980041

>>16979347
What’s with the switchblade?
Meat tough?

>> No.16980050

>>16979530
queque

>> No.16980051

Someone finally posts something delicious and classy looking and people give them shit.

>> No.16980055
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16980055

Escalade De Poulet Panée
Purée De Pomme De Terre
Pois Poele

>> No.16980064

>>16980055
>Escalade
what

>> No.16980086

>>16980055
Did you mean escapade ?

>> No.16980125

>>16980064
>>16980086
he clearly meant eh, salope

>> No.16980143

>>16979347
How do you make the potato I want to impress my parents next weekend pls

>> No.16980149

>>16980055
Salope de dinde panée.
Petites boules vertes sautées.
Volan de purée de pomme de terre servie avec son magma jaillissant.

>> No.16980154

>>16980143
You can get them from the frozen aisle.
OP.

>> No.16980162

>>16980149
>salope de dinde panée
hey how the fuck do you know my ex gf

>> No.16980277

>>16980143
>needing to impress your own parents
sounds like hell

>> No.16980293

>>16980277
Well they have always thought I can't survive on my own, I can make steak and beans, but the potato looks really nice and I wanted to show them I can make it too

>> No.16980306

>>16980293
Get them from the frozen aisle and throw them in the oven as I did you babbling chimpanzee.

>> No.16980328

>>16980293
make actual pommes dauphine:
>peel and boil potatoes
>mash them
>prepare choux pastry
>gently fold in the mashed and cooled 'taters
>spoon your fat, sticky globs into oil:
>deepfry at 160-170°C tops (~320°Shartenheit, I think)
Don't go too high with the temp.

>> No.16980333

>>16979347
incredibly aesthetic potatoes

>> No.16980340

>>16980328
Thanks chef

>>16980306
Cringe

>> No.16980341
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>>16979362
Low class Anglophones have been seething over French words since 1066 when France cucked England and turned French into the language of the elites. The same reason "beef" is seen as an elite dish - it's a French word for Francophone elites and poors can't help but feel the need to impress their superiors when they hear about beef, hence the insane autism about MUH STEAK when speaking to aspiring middle class. It's a deeply ingrained knee-jerk reaction that will not die any time soon.

Educated people can see language for what it is and not seethe. Educated people have probably been to France and met a lot of French and understand that they are just people. But if you are a poor, whether you live in England or Australia or America you will think of French as foreign elites who look down on you and demand that you perform imitations of high culture for your humiliation and their amusement. You are destined to seethe when you hear French words being pronounced because to you, even after 1000 years, it STILL symbolizes your place in society. That's just your fate. Enjoy being the scum I scrape off my shoe.

>> No.16980365

>>16980341
based. Continentals > mutts and bongs any day

>> No.16980374

>>16980341
wtf, I love France now

death to Murica and K*nadah, VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

>> No.16980377

>>16979347
Lunch
>Center fillet of beef
>Green Beans with Butter
>Potato Dauphines
>Bearnaise sauce
Why are french fags so pretentious

>> No.16980378

>>16980341
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité but not for amerimutts

>> No.16981029

>>16980341
frenchie frogs are fart huffing pretentious faggots just like this anon trying to claim something that happened 1000 years ago makes them cultured.

>> No.16981091
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>>16981029
Imagine still experiencing overpowering class consciousness as a pavlovian response to the word "beef" 1000 years after William the Conqueror

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>>16981091

>> No.16981125

>>16981106
I'm a US citizen and have no ancestral ties to Europe, let alone France. I'm speaking of citizenship and not nationality so as not to trigger you. Although I have spent most of my life here and speak with a neutral standard American accent, you wouldn't personally see me as an "American" because, among other things, I can read without moving my lips. Also my surname is one of those that you'd mispronounce and I wouldn't correct you because you'd feel attacked and get defensive and as a result of feeling emotions you're not well equipped to deal with, you would start saying things that would be very embarrassing to you.

>> No.16981129

>>16979347
>knife
kys

>> No.16981143

>>16980341
Unironically this.

>> No.16981144

>>16981029
The jobs in the coal mines will never come back no matter how hard you suck Tory's dick

>> No.16981146

>>16981125
So you're a bugman NPC chinkoid?

>> No.16981163

>>16980341
france is over in 2021 unfortunately, but this is true up until the 21st century

>> No.16981171

>>16980377
how dare someone speak a different language

>> No.16981181

>>16981171
go to French 4chink if they even have such a thing and start talking about McChickens in English and compare how much they start to seethe LOL

>> No.16981186

>>16980377
>center
>fillet
>beef
>butter
>dauphines
>sauce
>pretentious

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>>16981106

>> No.16981297

>>16981231
is that supposed to be ironic? you're still the one thinking about americans as well as thinking about black men on top of that

>> No.16981322

>>16981297
i think about black men a lot but i see them so rarely i get scared unless they are outnumbered by actual people

>> No.16981326
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>>16981146
>because you'd feel attacked and get defensive and as a result of feeling emotions you're not well equipped to deal with, you would start saying things that would be very embarrassing to you.
Oh well, too late, and no cleetus, there are other countries besides France, CHOINA, and Eye-Rack.

>> No.16981328

>>16981181
the internet is american

>> No.16981330

>>16981322
so you're a eurotard who obsesses about negroes and is terrified of them? great. what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

>> No.16981342

>>16979347
>post english thread in english board
>posts names in french instead of english
Kill yourself. This is not instagram

>> No.16981344

>>16981326
>bugman can only post the same thing over again
no one would ever confuse you for an american and no one cares that you're a citizen

>> No.16981358

>>16979347
>béarnaise from a plastic bottle
You made such an effort, why not make the sauce yourself?

>> No.16981361
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>>16981344
>>bugman can only post the same thing over again
Strange thing to complain about for someone proudly upholding his family tradition of 4000 generations of seethe

>> No.16981368

>>16981361
what is strange about the complaint that you're a bugman NPC? only one seething here is you ching chong

>> No.16981384

>>16981361
all languages have different words for animals and their meat

>> No.16981392

>>16981368
>Why does everything in French sound like some pompous douche trying to sell me steak, potato and green beans as some deep artwork masterpiece worth $10,000?
>frenchie frogs are fart huffing pretentious faggots just like this anon trying to claim something that happened 1000 years ago makes them cultured.
>oh oh wait no I mean I'm not mad at all, bugman chinkoid reeeee dey took mah jerrrrrrb!
Good that at least you see who your new overlords are, and have learned to seethe over them too, but your seethe over the French is still something you haven't learned to hide. New millennium new overlords, but low class scum will always be low class scum ^_^

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>>16981384
finnish doesnt for all of them

>> No.16981422

>>16979347
>make basic bitch meal
>translate it to french to sound haute
>use a pocket knife instead of proper cutlery to reinforce that you actually have no class whatsoever

>> No.16981449
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16981449

>>16980341
>France
>the country where the national exercise is "Le Surrendour"
>cucking anyone
OUI OUI ALLO ALLO

>> No.16981454

>>16981125
>my surname is one of those that you'd mispronounce
Any American can pronounce "Muhammad," mud monkey.

>> No.16981514

>>16981411
neither does english

>> No.16981523

>>16981392
seethe harder ching chong LOL

>> No.16981528

>>16981392
>bugman's parents bring it to america when it's still a larvae
>too young or too stupid to move away
>spends it's time shitposting anonymously on 4chink about how french are better than anglos

>> No.16981546

>>16979347
Those potatoes thingies have a great mouthfeel.

>> No.16981568

>>16981422
Lmao imagine seething so hard over a steak and a pocket knife.
You look like a babbling ape.

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>>16981449
>

>> No.16983081

>>16979347
When did anons start pairing steaks with cookies?

>> No.16983255

>>16979368
french fags can lick my anus

>> No.16983282

>>16979530
Invraisembable

>> No.16983294

>>16979347
>Sauce béarnaise
Not even a hint of green

>> No.16983301

>>16979362
It's literally a cheap steak with frozen potatoes and frozen green beans with flavored mayo out of a squeeze bottle. The language really isn't that elegant; frogs are just pretentious as fuck and will argue that their right about literally anything as a matter of principle, when in reality they're just as dumb and trashy as just about every other culture.

>> No.16983324

>>16981384
the dutch word for meat is literally "flesh"

>> No.16983332

>>16979887
Zut ALORS!

>> No.16983339

>>16983301
no but see that's the funny part. They're not pretentious, you just automatically associate anything french with pretentiousness. The idea that saying contre-filet is somehow fancier than saying sirloin is all in your head, it has no basis in reality. There's literally nothing pretentious about what's written in the OP, it's a matter of fact description of the plate. You say bearnaise is flavored mayo out of a bottle like you've uncovered some french conspiracy but literally nobody is disputing that point. You just feel bearnaise sounds fancy so it must be something more. If someone accused you of putting on airs because you said ketchup you'd think they're insane, but that's how you look to everybody else.

>> No.16983383

>>16983339
I lived in France for a few years. My French is kind of shit at this point because I never use it, but I've spent a lot of time around French people and stand by everything I wrote. Re-read my post. I didn't say that the language sounds pretentious. I said the complete opposite. I was criticizing the idea that the language sounds fancy, and saying that frogs are pretentious, just as a matter of their culture. Also, those are fucking frozen potatoes, from Picard.

>> No.16984250

>>16983383
Damage control

>> No.16984257

>>16979530
Oui Oui mafcker

>> No.16984319

>>16983383
Where in France?

>> No.16984590

Lmao even french people don't want to be french any more, just look at their cities. Over flowing with immigrants and they keep electing these globo homo prime ministers.

>> No.16984649

>>16980341
Basado

>> No.16984661

>>16981358
>You made such an effort
Lol nigga this took 15min to prepare max

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Ca n we please talk more about the beautiful texture of these potatoes please!

>> No.16985092
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16985092

>>16981125
I always like when retarded foreigners think it’s unique that “dumb Americans” can’t pronounce their shitskin names perfectly. My family has been here since before the revolution and my last name always gets mispronounced but I get the fuck over it because I’m not a fragile shitskin subhuman retard victim like you.

>> No.16985096

>>16979362
Because when we describe fancy things in english we partially imitate french grammar. You know, to make them fancy.
For the french, it is simply how they speak.

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>>16985092
Triggered

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>>16985109
Brown.

>> No.16985129

>>16979362
Americans are so insecure AHAHAHAHAH

>> No.16985151

>>16979347
What is that? Potatoes mashed and then put through a piping bag and baked?

>> No.16985162

>>16983339
At this point it's mental illness seriously, the Anglos should collectively see a psychiatrist.

>> No.16985553

>>16981231
holy fuck that image is pure, distilled europoor cope

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16985765

Sure, in the end its just a different shaped mashed potato with a crunchy layer. But the curl just makes it a whole experience on its own.

>> No.16986220

>>16981449
Imagine being under the Norman yoke and submitting to American imperialism

>> No.16986242

>>16985765
The curl increases surface area and therefore adds more crunch.

>> No.16987061

>>16979347
why are you using a pocket knife to cut with, anon...?

>> No.16987183

>>16980027
>it's fucking everything nice. French everywhere.
Yeah the French are good at everything nice, that's why.