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16973094 No.16973094 [Reply] [Original]

This shit is disgusting. Stop cooking your eggs this way.

>> No.16973098

>>16973094
Why would I cook an egg with a broken yolk?

>> No.16973103

>>16973098
I break the yolk for sandwiches.

>> No.16973117

kys glowie

>> No.16973119
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>>16973094
This is your brain on drygs,

>> No.16973122

>>16973103
When I bite into it maybe.

>> No.16973133

>>16973122
I think we all know what you'll be biting into.

>> No.16973135

>>16973133
>I think we all know what you'll be biting into
Umm. I have no clue please tell me.

>> No.16973136

>>16973133
That might be the worst attempt at innuendo I've seen in a long time. Grats anon.

>> No.16973151

>>16973133
low effort third grade attempt at humor joke go to bed

>> No.16973157
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>>16973133
yeah, your mum's pussy

>> No.16973171

>>16973133
kek, get me in the screencap

>> No.16973182

>>16973136
>Grats anon.
y-you to
btw up your endo, heh.

>>16973151
>go to bed
How about, No
>>16973157
This anon is pretty based.

>> No.16973193

>>16973133
>I think we all know what you'll be biting into.

I know what you'll be biting into. MY COCK

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How do you cook an egg sunny side up correctly. I've done a cursory search and people say you're supposed to baste it with hot butter but that sounds awfully tedious and excessively buttery

>> No.16973212

>>16973202
Butter the bottom of a small plate, and then crack an while egg withintop of the plate, then microwave it for 30-90seconds. Wala bonapartea

>> No.16973221

We need stronger chickens.

>> No.16973228

>>16973221
I've also have dreamed of riding a chocobo.

>> No.16973234

>>16973202
Put a plate on top of the pan then

>> No.16973858

>>16973119
I was gone...

>> No.16973911

>>16973202
crack egg into pan, cover the pan, and cook on medium for a few minutes

badabing badaboom

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>>16973202
Unironically do you not have a parent to teach you, how can you reach 18 years of age and not be able to cook an egg? Fucking hell anon.

>Take pan
>put oil/butter/fat in pan
>heat pan on hob
>get pan hot
>crack egg onto pan
>have spoon to baste the oil/butter on top of the egg
>oil or butter will be hot because heated. heat cooks things. Hot oil will cook the egg. The top of egg is not in contact with the base of pan so cooks slower than rest of egg. Place fats on top of egg to cook it.
>egg is done when all the whites have solidified, how well done you want the yolk is a matter of preference.

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>>16973103
IMO over medium is best for sandwiches

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>>16973094
I baste my eggs with spices by flipping them like a fucking pro.