Imitation Crab Legs Recipe

[Anonymous No.16962025]

I bought some imitation crab legs and don't know what to do with them.
(Heads up am very unexperienced when it comes to cooking.)

[Anonymous No.16962044]

>Heads up am very unexperienced when it comes to cookin
This is painfully obvious. Luckily, I am here to help. Step 1: throw that shit out

[Anonymous No.16962060]

Pan fry them in butter, add them to whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.16962075]

>>16962025
did you get the good kind or the kind that tastes like sweaty asian lady mommy parts? If you got the good kind, get some quality ketchup, not fucking Heinz, and get some fresh horseradish and lemon, and make very strong cocktail sauce and dip it in there and enjoy. Using it any other way is a waste.

[Anonymous No.16962079]

Make sushi rolls

[Anonymous No.16962092]

>>16962044
this
my neighbor bought a bunch on sale once and get very bad parasites and it nearly killed him LOL

[Anonymous No.16962099]

seafood salad po'boy
>dice an onion and finely dice up half a bell pepper
>drain and rinse a small can of black olives
>toss in seafood mix with mayo, salt, (a lot of) cracked black pepper, and old bay seasoning to taste
>slice open a deli roll
>spread mayo and deli mustard
>add slices of swiss (I prefer mozzarella sometimes)
>scoop in mixture
wala
at minimum you can just add mayo then put on bread

[Anonymous No.16962110]

Chuck 'em in some paella

[Anonymous No.16962210]

>>16962025
I can't eat this after eating a bunch with pasta at a friend's place for his roommates birthday and I drank a bunch of vodka and the next day I threw up because I was hung over and it had turned into a sludgy slimy paste was the color of orange circus peanuts and some of it clogged my sink since the first puke was in there instead of the toilet, the rest made it in the toilet.

[Anonymous No.16962680]

>>16962025
Mix that shit into some Annie's mac and cheese (with extra cheese)

[Anonymous No.16962692]

>>16962075
>Sweaty asian lady mommy parts
Sounds like the good kind to me anon.

[Anonymous No.16962934]

>>16962025
>imitation crab legs

Try a light pasta dish

[Anonymous No.16964778]

>>16962025
They make a very good slaw, if you cut them into thin strips and add raw carrot thinly julienned with mayonaise, cabbage and so forth its godly. I also like to mix them in mayo and put into sushi.

[Anonymous No.16964787]

>>16962044
Step 2: Fuck you and your mom.

[Anonymous No.16964794]

>>16962210
I can't puke in the toilet because it makes me puke more just thinking about how disgusting they are and that my head is in one.

>>16962025
As for OP, make crab cakes or a fish pie without the fish.

[Anonymous No.16964799]

>>16962025
Penis pot pie

[Anonymous No.16964817]

Shove it up your ass after eating spicy food and it's pretty similar to eating a girl's butt. The spicy vague shot flavor with a hint of fishy top note.

[Anonymous No.16964822]

>>16962025
Imitation crab tastes terrible cookbros i always actively avoid it in sushi

[Anonymous No.16965722]

>>16964794
That doesn't make much sense. isn't your goal to puke more anyway?

I like your crab cake idea though.

[Anonymous No.16965726]

>>16962025
chop up and make into imitation crab/lobster rolls

[Anonymous No.16965936]

>>16962092
Its fully cooked lying jew

[Anonymous No.16965960]

>>16962025
Surimi, it's pretty good.
Anyone can make decent stuff with that, good enough for a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.16965995]

Shred them, mince em, add mayo and cream (only a little), and make little balls. Those are great as toppings on s o y-glazed chicken but you could eat them on ctackers