/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16959007]

Why do so many people spaz out over the notion of pineapple on pizza?

[Anonymous No.16959014]

because it is le funny maymay

[Anonymous No.16959140]

>>16959007
I'm not personally a fan but I don't see what's so bad about it.
That's not even the weirdest thing people put on their pizzas.

[Anonymous No.16959245]

>>16959007
if its only pineapple on the pizza that person need to be killed.
but pineapple, ham, bacon, and jalapenos on pizza is god-teir

[Anonymous No.16959253]

It works well if the sauce is highly acidic

[Anonymous No.16959273]

>>16959007
far too sweet, it's like putting sugar cubes on your pizza

[Anonymous No.16959280]

>>16959007
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[Anonymous No.16959285]

>>16959280
based
that ad is kino

[Anonymous No.16959320]

>>16959007
It is the ketchup on steak of pizza ingredients. You can make up a bullshit situation in which it's called for, but the truth of the matter is that anybody who does it regularly is a fucking animal and should be put down.

[Anonymous No.16959336]

>>16959014
This
It's literally just a meme, a social contagion that spreads and suddenly everyone feels obliged to tell other people how much they hate pineapples
It's pathetic

[Anonymous No.16959343]

italians are not people, here is my soyjak image to prove what I say is true.

[Anonymous No.16959350]

>>16959253
>It works well if the sauce is highly acidic

[Anonymous No.16959358]

>>16959320
See>>16959336
Sad.

[Anonymous No.16959360]

>>16959007
banana pizza is far worse

[Anonymous No.16959416]

>>16959007
because they haven't witnessed the crimes against Pizza committed by sweden

[Anonymous No.16959419]

>>16959416
Fackin ell you’d think the vibrant yellow fruit turning black would trigger some sort of primal maybe I shouldn’t eat this impulse. Animals.

[Anonymous No.16959428]

>>16959358
It's because everyone has had to deal with that stupid cocksucker that gets pineapple on a SHARED pizza and more than any other ingredient short of sardines, pineapple flavor seeps into the rest of the pizza turning it a sickeningly sweet, gross flavor. Picking it off does nothing, the entire thing is ruined. I've learned the lesson only once, never share pizza with someone who likes pineapple on it.

[Anonymous No.16959532]

>>16959007
ham and pineapple is gay

pepperoni and pineapple is great

[Anonymous No.16959537]

>>16959014
wrong
it's because religion is dead and heresy is sold as a virtue
reject modernity, make pizza great again.

[Anonymous No.16959641]

>>16959007
I like pineapple and pepperoni myself. Ham is an inferior topping.

[Anonymous No.16959647]

>>16959428
Pineapple isn't especially sweet. The mistake here is to use canned pineapple soaked in sweet syrup.

[Anonymous No.16959653]

>>16959007
The one time I had it I got horrendously drunk and vomited all the next day. Can't eat it nor drink vodka-sprite anymore

[Anonymous No.16959682]

>>16959416
The more I look at this pie, the more confused I get.

[Anonymous No.16959930]

>>16959007
It's too sweet.
Dishes with sweet as a dominating taste are for children, women and manchildren.

[Anonymous No.16960485]

>>16959007
Pinapple on pizza is fine but it boggles my mind as to why someone would choose ham over bacon for a Hawaiian style.

[Anonymous No.16960758]

I will have to try the ultra meme combination one day.

[Anonymous No.16960762]

>>16960758
Replace black olives with kalamata and there’s a pizza I would fuck

[Anonymous No.16960777]

>>16959007
Pizza is for peasant trash

[Anonymous No.16960834]

Billions of people will die without ever having tasted the K I N O that is buffalo chicken pineapple pizza.

[Anonymous No.16961014]

>>16959343
underrated post

[Anonymous No.16961033]

>>16959007
Because eating fruit and cheese in the same dish is unusual.

[Anonymous No.16961036]

>>16959007
>Why do so many people spaz out over the notion of pineapple on pizza?
It was the first "weird" shit people put on pizza to get really famous, so it became a meme to hate it to hate on culinary weirdness in general.
Then a generation passed and now people hate it because they ate it.

[Anonymous No.16961044]

I don't spaz about it. But, it is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16961061]

>>16961033
Wat. Cheeses and fruits are constantly paired together.

[Anonymous No.16961069]

>>16961033
u fokn wut m9

[Anonymous No.16961078]

>>16961033
>fruit and cheese
Bro there are cheese/fruits combos in literally every western cuisine since like roman times.
Pears with cheese in particular are so well knwon they're basically a meme.
The issue is not that pineapple is a fruit, the issue is that it's shit.

[Anonymous No.16961176]

>>16961078
in the US it's exceedingly rare to eat cheese and fruit together because of the bottleneck that is the US "monoculture" the US government imposed on its citizens for decades caused. Example: pre-1950's, cheese was basically absent from dixieland cuisine, and so it was adopted only very conservatively into modern "US" dishes like mac and cheese or spaghetti. Most people associate cheese in the US with exclusively savory flavors and would scoff at anything that combines the two bar cheesecake or similar, which are seen as "exceptions" and also harbor many opponents who swear off of it because they "don't like the idea of cheese being sweet." (I know more than one person in my personal life with this opinion.) It's an interesting analysis of american cultures but those cultures do sometimes appear childish or undeveloped because of that same bottleneck I mentioned above.

[Anonymous No.16961194]

I don't see what there isn't to like. It adds a sweet taste to the salty ham, it's only tastlets and shitalian niggers who talk shit about it. Italians are literally lower than niggers, their opinion is smut.

[Anonymous No.16961276]

>>16960758
Either of those toppings are good on their own, but this would be an awful combo. Pineapple on pizza is best paired with jalepenos.

[Anonymous No.16961294]

>>16961176
Bruh. cheddar cheese and apple pie has been an American classic since the 19th century. Did you seriously just pull that entire paragraph out of your ass?

[Anonymous No.16961308]

>>16959007
Reminds me of 4chan faggots claiming pepperoni is the worst thing ever on pizza. Personally I think fruits on pizza are disgusting but I don't give a shit if you shit on your pizza.

[Anonymous No.16961311]

>>16961294
Of course he did.

Do you think he would bother to research a post for 4chan? No. He just types stream of consciousness and assumes whatever comes out must be right.

[Anonymous No.16961330]

>>16961294
That looks disgusting and i've never heard of it in my entire life. Don't pretend your inbred backwoods town customs is representative of America.

[Anonymous No.16961333]

>>16961294
do american really

[Anonymous No.16961353]

>>16961330
It's literally a law in the state of Vermont that anyone serving apple pie should attempt in good faith to offer it with cold milk, a slice of cheese, and/or ice cream.
http://www.leg.state.vt.us/docs/2000/acts/ACT015.HTM
The pairing is popular all over New England.

[Anonymous No.16961357]

>>16961294
You're a lying faggot or a midwesterner faggot.

[Anonymous No.16961363]

>>16961353
oh lmao you're a yankee

[Anonymous No.16961367]

>>16961363
Next time don't write up a retarded asspulled claim and pretend it's true, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16961372]

>>16961357
>New England is now the Midwest
Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.16961373]

>>16961367
yankees don't get to have a say in cuisine

[Anonymous No.16961378]

>>16961373
I like how you're not even bothering to defend your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16961382]

>>16959007
it's just a meme, nobody in the real world cares about that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.16961383]

>>16961061
That is not a dish.
>>16961069
That is stretching the definition of cheese as it's being discussed here. Cream cheese is very subtle and closer to cream in taste and texture than motherfuckin pizza cheese.
>>16961078
Why don't you tell me some of them, then. I'm aware they exist but it's astonishing you don't bother to provide a single example.
The issue is absolutely that pineapple is a fruit. Pizza is predominantly savory, you're adding a sweet fruit. It's the same reason why a donut bun burger is gross to most people. It's like putting jam on an egg sandwich.
I would've thought this is patently obvious but once again this website proves to be populated by utter retards.

[Anonymous No.16961390]

>>16961294
>>16961353
That's also not a dish. The cheese isn't in the pie. It's like telling me having apple and cheese together on a charcuterie board is the same as putting fruit on pizza.

[Anonymous No.16961451]

>>16959014
>>16959336
same thing happened with comic sans because of that one joke website. this is why we need new, better religions.

[Anonymous No.16961467]

>>16959007
because people who actually unironically like that shit on pizza have incredibly shit taste and deserve to be made fun of for it.

[Anonymous No.16961483]

>>16961378
I don't have to discuss anything with a yankoid lol

[Anonymous No.16961492]

>>16959007
because they dont know that pineapple makes their boyfriends cum taste good yet

[Anonymous No.16961499]

>>16961383
>>16961390
Holy fucking autism, just acknowledge you were wrong for once in your life.
Here's an apple tart with gruyere baked into the crust.

[Anonymous No.16961503]

>>16961499
forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.16961512]

>>16959007
Reddit hivemind.
Same with mayonnaise hate.

[Anonymous No.16961521]

Who cares. Apple, sliced grapes, broccoli, cauliflower, raisins and various nuts/pistachios are great on pizza.

[Anonymous No.16961568]

>>16961033
no, but pairing meat with fruit, and fruit in savoury dishes altogether, is not only unusual but outright bad (except for tomatoes, ofc)

[Anonymous No.16961573]

ive tried scalloped potato on pizza. it was the worst pairing but still wasnt bad.

[Anonymous No.16961579]

>>16961483
You got fucking told, anon. Give up.
>>16961357
>>16961330
Dumb motherfuckers don't even know about American food. Ever see Taxi Driver? There's a scene where the main character orders apple pie with cheddar. It's a food combination older than either of you two morons

[Anonymous No.16961585]

>>16959014
Yeah this basically. Pineapples on pizza is pretty good, as long as it's paired with another good topping or is on its own.

[Anonymous No.16961590]

>>16959007
An acidic fruit does not go well with cheese and bread. It's not a good food combination. It's like putting chocolate on a steak or mint icecream on spaghetti. Just don't do it.

[Anonymous No.16961594]

>>16961579
>American "food"

[Anonymous No.16961611]

>>16961483
Yank these nuts faggot

[Anonymous No.16961613]

Grape/strawberry jelly gives a kind of sweet/tart taste to pizza.

[Anonymous No.16961616]

>>16961579
>Ever seen *hollywood movie*? It proves my point.
I misidentified where the anon was from. I didn't "get told". But yankoids are worse than what I suspected. Just because some canadians-lite fags toss cheese in with their apple pie doesn't make it normal OR representative of the American monoculture I was referencing.

[Anonymous No.16961618]

For me,
It’s grilled chicken, banana peppers, black olives and a little sprinkle of garlic powder

[Anonymous No.16961624]

>>16961611
castrate all y*nkees

[Anonymous No.16961632]

If it's ok to put fruit on a pizza (tomato), it's fine to put things like peaches, banana, pineapple, grapes and strawberries.

[Anonymous No.16961633]

>>16961624
You southerners have the highest concentration of niggers lol

[Anonymous No.16961637]

>>16961590
t. fat reddit retard
pineapples have the same ph level as pickles and ketchup yet theyre just fine in cheese burgers.

[Anonymous No.16961649]

>>16960758
I don’t care for olives but pineapple and olive is a great combo, got a few friends that hate olives also to try it and they liked it too

[Anonymous No.16961652]

>>16959360
that's my favorite Jack Johnson song

[Anonymous No.16961667]

They need to make a crust/breadless pizza that holds its shape for those of us who dislike bread. (Or a shit ton of it like on a pizza)

[Anonymous No.16961673]

>>16961383
>Why don't you tell me some of them, then.
Spiedini (how do you say it in english, skewers?) of every kind, to start.
Cheese apple pie, two thousand variants.
Cheese and fruits salads, another two thousand variants.
Etc.
You want recipe names, but this is something so basic it doesn't even count as a recipe, it's just a fucking table pairing or a filling within generic container recipes.

[Anonymous No.16962449]

>>16961649
fuck thats a good idea

[Anonymous No.16962505]

>>16961061
my aunt has the nastiest sloppiest wine-cheese shits

[Anonymous No.16962512]

>>16961033
Then by your logic you shouldn't eat pizza in the first place since cheese and tomatoes form the basis of any pizza.

[Anonymous No.16962576]

>>16959007
I make a stir fry with kielbasa and pineapple and no one can stop me.

[Anonymous No.16962615]

>>16962512
While tomatoes are fruits in a botanical sense, they are vegetables in a culinary sense. This sort of split definition comes up a lot: peanuts are culinary nuts but botanical legumes, maize is a culinary vegetable but a botanical grain (and potentially even a fruit), etc.

[Anonymous No.16962619]

Pineapple on pizza is normie bait

[Anonymous No.16962700]

>>16959007
I like pineapple on pizza if the pineapple is shredded or pressed. Chunks out of the can is nasty and makes the dough soggy.

[Anonymous No.16962835]

Pineapple on pizza is good but its always paired with ham which makes it too sweet
Pineapple and pepperoni is much more balanced and tastes way better

[Anonymous No.16963004]

>>16959007
Same reason putting pineapple in carbonara would make people spaz out. But I bet it would taste good.

[Anonymous No.16963079]

>>16959253
That's why I always use fluoroantimonic acid as pizza sauce ingredient.

[Anonymous No.16963095]

>>16962512
Nice hair splitting you faggot. Okay if it's not weird to eat fruit on pizza then put some fucking apples on your pizza you blithering downie. Cheese and apples go together, so put apple slices on your za. Put some fucking marmalade on it, it's not weird at all right?

[Anonymous No.16963137]

>>16961078
Sometimes I really do wonder just how retarded and fat one has to be in order to defend pineapple on fucking pizza. Fat people and pregnant women have warped palates, which explains the existence of many monstrous food pairings.

[Anonymous No.16963153]

>>16963095
desu one of the best pizzas I ever ate had pears on it so I just may try apple, thanks for the tip anon

[Anonymous No.16963224]

>Nooooooo you can't add something sweet to a savory dish!!! That's so weird and gross!
>Oh boy Turkey Day is here! Pass the cranberry sauce!

[Anonymous No.16963231]

>>16959007
Because le epic memes lol
Caramelized pinable with the ham slices make such a good savory/sweet contrast in pizza, as well as the texture and juicyness the caramelized pineapple brings is absolutely top notch

[Anonymous No.16963297]

>>16959245
Hell yeah, minus the fruit

[Anonymous No.16963558]

>>16959343
> not being able to understand the differences
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16963714]

>>16960758
its great, salty sweet.

[Anonymous No.16963718]

>>16961294
I've never heard of this, now I am interested.

[Anonymous No.16963751]

>>16961294
Evidently my great grandfather loved this. I should try it.

[Anonymous No.16963862]

>>16963231
It's not, I used to pick pineapple chunks off of pizzas as a kid, it's gross

[Anonymous No.16963869]

>>16963862
So you're a low IQ picky eater. Stop bothering the adults. I think reddit is still accepting new accounts.

[Anonymous No.16963873]

>>16963869
Pineapple pizza is literally kids food

[Anonymous No.16963876]

>>16959007
As a kid I used to get hawaiian pizza and pick the pineapple off because I thought eating it with the pizza was gross but the flavor it left behind on the pizza was good. Same for pickles on fast food burgers, that hint of pickle tasted good but actually biting into one was unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.16963880]

>>16963873
No, autists are the ultimate kids and they hate it.

[Anonymous No.16963914]

>>16963876
I know for certainty the majority of people who tried and didn't like it had the pineapples cut way too big so it wouldn't cook well in the oven with the other ingredients. Smaller chunks = better cooking, less moisture seeping into crust, and less sweetness.

[Anonymous No.16963918]

>>16963880
I'm not autistic, just don't like it, it's sugary shit meant for kids

[Anonymous No.16963924]

>>16963918
Ah but the "refined carby" part doesn't bother you I guess... Which will unironically kill you faster

[Anonymous No.16963940]

>>16963924
What?

[Anonymous No.16963941]

>>16963914
What I do is fry a couple rings on the flat top until they caramelize then cut that up and put it on the pizza. Solves the problem of making the pizza too wet and gives it a little more depth of flavor.

[Anonymous No.16964297]

>>16963137
>Sometimes I really do wonder just how retarded and fat one has to be in order to defend pineapple on fucking pizza.
About as retarded as people who answer post chains without reading them, I guess.

[Anonymous No.16964379]

>>16963862
>>16963873
Lol who the fuck are you to dictate what goes well on a pizza or not? Grow up, you manchild.

[Anonymous No.16964740]

>>16959007
It tastes too funny, especially if you put it in the oven.
Though it's not even close to abomination that is fish (specifically, salmon) on Pizza.

[Anonymous No.16965034]

>>16961637
>pickles and ketchup yet theyre just fine in cheese burgers.
To be honest, they aren't. Ketchup should go in small quantities and pickles, most of the times, just ruin the burger.

[Anonymous No.16965054]

>>16959007
Hating on pineapple on pizza is a pure reddit meme. A certified reddit moment, if you will

[Anonymous No.16965067]

>>16961294

[Anonymous No.16965121]

>>16961616
Yeah you did get told, it's a food combination that happens in the northeast and the Midwest, so at least a third of the country. And Taxi Driver is a movie that's been put into the National Archives because of its impact on American culture. There's your fucking monoculture. Go get checked for hookworm you southern mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.16965147]

>>16965121
Does the cold warp your brains or is it six months of darkness half the year and six months of light the other half the year?

[Anonymous No.16965317]

>>16963079

[Anonymous No.16965332]

>>16959416
Reminds me of a turkish flag

[Anonymous No.16965354]

>>16959007
its basically an act no one really spazes out over it but its fun to play "outraged" over something mundane :)

[Anonymous No.16965816]

>>16959007
because it was the first step on the slippery slope of pizza toppings.

It started with pineapple on pizza and now we have drag queen story telling in school

[Anonymous No.16966128]

>>16959647
>pineapple isn't especially sweet
Did u ever eat pineapple? Yeah it's not ripe banana level sweet but don't go tellin me that fresh ripe pineapple isn't sweet you must buy the pre-cut store bought stuff.

[Anonymous No.16966136]

>>16961353
>passed in 1999
Fuckin hell I expected this to be at least a century older. This must be some bullshit otherwise you really need to get a grip on your life. Cheddar on apple pie is literally criminal

[Anonymous No.16966174]

>>16959007
I used to be a pineapple-on-pizza hater but I tried it, it's actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.16966183]

>>16961673
>t. subhuman

[Anonymous No.16967248]

>>16961294
>That image
What is the point?

[Anonymous No.16967279]

>>16959007
capicolla, bacon, banana peppers and pineapple is amazing

[Anonymous No.16967355]

>>16961294
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.16967406]

>>16961294
>American classic
we're discussing food, not livestock feed

[Anonymous No.16967646]

>>16959007
I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.16967709]

>>16963751
>>16967248
It's remarkably good, but like you mentioned it's become associated as a sort of boomer thing. It's probably going to be dead as a trend within our lifetimes due to people turning their noses up at it without a second thought, but the contrast of tart apples and a nice sharp cheese is undeniably delicious. It's a beloved flavour combination that dates back centuries.

>>16967406
Not to wreck your Redd/int/ memery, but its origins come from the French and the English. Now make some comment about "le frogs" or "le anglos".

[Anonymous No.16968187]

>>16959428
This. You wind up getting an entire fucking pineapple pizza for ONE motherfucker when you could get something else and provide more variety for literally everyone else.

[Anonymous No.16968272]

>>16959007
Pineapple by itself on pizza isnt good, but pineapple and jalapeno pizza is amazing. I highly recommend everyone here to try it.

[Anonymous No.16969279]

>>16961451
comic sans has really poor kerning