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[Anonymous No.16955692]

>Why yes, I do happen to have a large collection of hot sauces at home. What gave it away?

[Anonymous No.16955713]

gets me evertime.

[Anonymous No.16955721]

>>16955692
>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

[Anonymous No.16955730]

i have 5 hot sauces at home. Frank’s, crystal, two types of homemade from a friend and one other bottle. is that too much?

[Anonymous No.16955736]

>>16955721
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