Vegan tacos

[Anonymous No.16938640]

Ok, so someone is bringing an extra person to my house for taco Thursday.
Turns out they are vegan.
What the hell do vegans put in their tacos?
Pasta?
I have this pasta leftover from pasta night.
Can I just use that?
Fucking hell this is a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.16938644]

>>16938640
Shit in a soft shell taco and give it to them

[Anonymous No.16938645]

just use minced mushrooms in place of meat, preferably portobello

[Anonymous No.16938653]

>>16938640
Make that nigga eat beans

[Anonymous No.16938661]

>>16938645
‘bellos are just grown up button mushrooms. No need to use ‘bellos for one retard vegan that’s probably vegan for all the wrong reasons

[Anonymous No.16938665]

>>16938640
Lmao. I'll make it easy for you.
>Pinto beans
>Taco seasoning mix
>Shredded lettuce
>Diced tomatoes
If you want to kick it up a notch, get some Impossible Burger patties and mash them up in a frying pan.

[Anonymous No.16938666]

>>16938653
This just hand them an opened can of beans

[Anonymous No.16938686]

>>16938666
Yeah, this or guacamole tacos. Make sure the tortilla doesn't contain lard.

[Anonymous No.16938689]

>>16938640
Beans, guac, salsa, all other vegetables.

[Anonymous No.16938696]

>>16938640
>taco thursday
Only hell hath knowledge of this level of heresy.

[Anonymous No.16938698]

>>16938686
Fuck

[Anonymous No.16938718]

>>16938640

Make a sweet potato hash with black beans, put hash in taco shell. Its actually in my top 5 taco fillings, tastes great!

[Anonymous No.16938751]

If roles were reversed, would a vegan ever be scrambling at the last minute to come up with a meat dish for a carnivore?

[Anonymous No.16938755]

>>16938751
Likely not as they see meat as immoral regardless of personal opinion.

[Anonymous No.16938837]

>>16938718
>sweet potato hash with black beans
I hope this tastes better than it sounds

[Anonymous No.16938858]

>>16938640
Fish?

[Anonymous No.16938896]

>>16938858
There was a time when vegetarians ate fish but that was long ago and now its not allowed

[Anonymous No.16938912]

>>16938640
If you want to be vegan you can bring your own food, I'm not going to go out of my way to cater to you.

[Anonymous No.16938920]

>>16938640
Put a sheet pan in the oven of poblano rajas (strips), quartered onions, mushrooms, squash, whatever looks good to you. Dust them with some chili powder and oilive oil and get it all baked.
Simmer a pot of vegan refried beans.
Make sure there is a rice. I would call it simple with some Rotel in the rice, maybe some olive oil sweated trinity, or make a batch of green or red rice.
They may do cheese, so have some choices.

[Anonymous No.16938940]

>>16938640
Taco Thursday?

[Anonymous No.16938964]

>>16938920
All that work for one motherfucker with an eating disorder? Lol, you’re a simp. The vegan can easily make a taco with all the ingredients that aren’t meat.
>rice
>beans
>salsa
>guacamole
Wa la

[Anonymous No.16939030]

Tacos de Papa and serve with guacamole and a decent salsa. Problemo solved

[Anonymous No.16939060]

>>16938640
Ask them you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16939383]

>>16938940
Where I live , tuesdays are taken by tamale tuesday so thurday is our only day we can make tacos

[Anonymous No.16939396]

>>16938640
Pasta is not vegan

[Anonymous No.16939404]

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/roasted-beer-and-lime-cauliflower-tacos-with-cilantro-coleslaw-51253830

These are really good. Don't let the cringe turn of phrase scare you away. I add a few tablespoons of tomato paste to the cauli before roasting.

[Anonymous No.16939418]

>>16938964
>All that work
cutting up and roasting some vegetables?

[Anonymous No.16939447]

>>16939418
yes, sorting out an entire pan full of veg, making room in the oven which is full of pans and has not been used in months
figuring out when they are done for maximum flavor and a nice texture
Fuck yes its a pain in the ass especially when you are making like 12 things already

[Anonymous No.16939457]

>>16939418
>all that work
Yeah. Making an entirely different set of dishes for ONE faggot vegan on top of what you’re making for the non faggots is a lot of extra work. Think of all the extra prep and clean up you have to do to accommodate one asshole who has an eating disorder.

[Anonymous No.16939575]

I will only make special allowances for vegans if they are attractive women

[Anonymous No.16939590]

>>16938640
Put your front door in the taco and show it to him.

[Anonymous No.16939610]

>>16939396
this cant be right

[Anonymous No.16939640]

[Anonymous No.16939649]

[Anonymous No.16939812]

>>16938640
maybe google vegan tacos

[Anonymous No.16939845]

>>16939610
technically there are ground up bugs in most pasta, you just don't really talk about it or hear about it but its a common occurrence in most grain refining, they just get caught in the process and now you have insect bits in the the final product.
I

[Anonymous No.16939851]

>>16939575
Keep in mind that vegan women have fucking awful braps. I know that will only encourage some of you degenerates but for everyone else it’s unbearable. Your entire bedroom is going to smell like slavic cabbage rolls that have been boiling all day. They’re nose blind to it so it doesn’t phase them but it’s really bad. I had to steam clean my mattress to get the brassica smell out.

[Anonymous No.16939888]

>>16939851
tell us more

[Anonymous No.16939890]

and this is why i always bring my own food when i go over to peoples houses. they feign like it's no issue but i know it is.

[Anonymous No.16939895]

>>16939890
you think bringing your own isn't?

[Anonymous No.16939899]

>>16939895
don't really care to be honest, but at least i'm not putting the burden on them for having to cook an extra meal just for me.

[Anonymous No.16939916]

>>16939899
i knew vegans were self centered but damn
eating other people's food is the foundation of civilization

[Anonymous No.16939922]

>>16939916
ok, here's your response.

[Anonymous No.16939927]

>>16939899
Take your fucking apple juice with you

[Anonymous No.16939929]

>>16939890
Do you bring your own food to restaurants as well?

[Anonymous No.16940017]

>>16939610
Most pasta has eggs in it.

[Anonymous No.16940672]

Just put beyond meat ground beef in it instead of cow ground beef. skip the cheese

[Anonymous No.16940790]

>>16938640
Refried beans with taco seasoning. Make sure you get vegetarian beans tho, most of them have lard. Or you know what fuck it I like your idea of shoveling cold pasta in a taco shell

[Anonymous No.16940820]

Bunch of jackasses. Just buy pic related, it's available at Walmart and Mexican markets. Super cheap, like 2 bux - fuck expensive beyond meat and impossible shit. Soak some in water, drain it when soft, throw it in a skillet, add oil and cook it just like ground beef, same seasonings. Don't know what protein yr using. People add this stuff to their ground beef to make it go further for cheaper.

[Anonymous No.16940831]

>>16938661
where the fuck did you get that from

[Anonymous No.16940851]

>>16938751
you don't have to eat meat at every meal anon
whereas if you're vegan, you actually have to not eat meat at every meal
That's why you're retarded

[Anonymous No.16940859]

>>16939447
> oven hasn't been used in months and is full of pans
highly ngmi

[Anonymous No.16940867]

>>16938837
people love sweet potatoes and black beans. it's ok but I don't get the hype.

[Anonymous No.16940874]

>>16940820
that stuff tastes like shit sorry. straight up prison food.
just make some fucking beans OP. also cactus/nopales if you can but only because it's fun

[Anonymous No.16940875]

>>16940859
OP is a mexican grandma lmao

[Anonymous No.16940888]

>>16940874
That shit literally tastes like nothing, ok like cardboard, hence seasoning.

[Anonymous No.16940896]

>>16940888
it simply doesn't taste like food.

[Anonymous No.16940912]

>>16938640
>What the hell do vegans put in their tacos?
>Pasta?
probably not lol

[Anonymous No.16941274]

>>16939851
I used to work at whole foods in santa fe
Can confirm the vegan farts

[Anonymous No.16941299]

Tell your friend to fuck themselves for inviting the vegan, they want vegan food they can go somewhere else. Damn they're insufferable.

[Anonymous No.16941401]

>>16938640

[Anonymous No.16941750]

>>16941401
well that looks like hack alright bet it tastes like hack too

[Anonymous No.16941771]

>>16941401
>hackfleisch
so violent

[Anonymous No.16941832]

>>16941401
Buy this but serve them real meat

[Anonymous No.16941876]

>>16938751
If I were vegan, I would.

[Anonymous No.16941938]

>>16941876
The fact that you would if you were is probably why you are not

[Anonymous No.16941976]

>>16938896
Vegetarian, vegan, and pescatarian are all different things

[Anonymous No.16942018]

>>16941938
I'm a vegan and i've cooked omelettes, chicken and meat for others before.

[Anonymous No.16942030]

>>16938640
Buy a can of vegetarian refried beans, problem solved

[Anonymous No.16942140]

>>16942018

Good for you anon.
I would go way out of my way to make non meaty food for you if you showed up at my house for a bbq

[Anonymous No.16942151]

>>16938640
Do a build your own taco night with lots of beans and vegetables and shit.

Do not forget to debate with the vegan and remind them that the crop protection industry has almost half a trillion dollars in net worth and that grass finished beef does not require roundup or rodenticide

[Anonymous No.16942162]

>>16940851
True I dont have to eat meat at every meal. However if I leave my house under the pretense that I am coming to a BBQ ..... well thats another story isnt it?
inb4 nobody is forcing you to come etc. we know

[Anonymous No.16942244]

>>16938640
loling at all the fat antisocial cunts itt

NOOOO YOU CANT JUST ACCOMODATE A GUEST AND BE A GOOD HOST TO AN ACQUAINTINCE WHY SHOULD I DO ANYTHING EVER

cant wait until meat becomes more expense and phased out so i can watch you faggots whine and suffer.

[Anonymous No.16942254]

>>16942244
>cant wait until meat becomes more expense and phased out so i can watch you faggots whine and suffer.

If meat becomes more expensive I'm gonna be making thicc bank since I raise livestock

[Anonymous No.16942267]

>>16942254
with less people buying it? yeah have fun faggot we'll see how much that works for you in 10 years

i want you to remember this post when you fall into financial ruin.

[Anonymous No.16942274]

>>16942267
People will always be buying meat. Even near the end of his life Ghandi realized man cannot live without meat and dairy. As long as there are animals there will be people eating them regardless of what your circle jerk of vegans (50% of whom cheat on their diet) say.

[Anonymous No.16942312]

>>16938640
just make a salad and put some tortillas by it

[Anonymous No.16942359]

>>16940851
Are you retarded? He said carnivore. Being carnivore means you eat only animal derived products.

[Anonymous No.16942365]

>>16942244
>YOU CANT JUST ACCOMODATE A GUEST AND BE A GOOD HOST TO AN ACQUAINTINCE


Would you cook me a steak if I showed up at your house on broccoli night?

[Anonymous No.16942394]

>>16942244
I don't really see the big deal either but you're just being a spiteful cunt too.

[Anonymous No.16942404]

>>16938640
Mushroom tacos are good.

[Anonymous No.16942510]

>>16942404
Come here and try my mushroom tip anon

[Anonymous No.16942517]

>>16942267
>i want you to remember this post when you fall into financial ruin.
Vegans are the angriest people I know

[Anonymous No.16942546]

>>16942510
Sliced or diced, bitch?

[Anonymous No.16942572]

>>16942274
Isn’t there some lore that Gandhi is a freakish god king figurehead subjugating people to surfedom? I didn’t think he was a figure of moral purity.

[Anonymous No.16942621]

>>16942546
whole for your hole

[Anonymous No.16942678]

>>16938640
plants so if you have some in your apartment use those

[Anonymous No.16942682]

>>16942572
>surfedom

[Anonymous No.16942705]

>>16942682
serfdom, whatever. obviously I’m drunk.

[Anonymous No.16942713]

>>16942705
Jesus some guy has to stick his dick in that fucking dopey cunt

[Anonymous No.16942719]

>>16942572
Meat isn't going anywhere, and Ghandi wasn't a surfer. idk if anyone in India surfs.

[Anonymous No.16942733]

>>16938640
>Bringing an extra
>Extra has special needs
So an acquaintance of yours is trying to fuck a vegan girl basically. I would accomodate for this one time and make sure to tell the guy after the evening is over that you won't accept that shit again. This way you don't ruin the mood for your night and you get rid of an unpolite cunt. You don't get to bring extras who on top needs to be catered to. Not on my plane.

[Anonymous No.16942734]

>>16942705
>Vegan alchoholic
Not surprised.

[Anonymous No.16942849]

>>16940831
Per Wikipedia:
> Agaricus bisporus is an edible basidiomycete mushroom native to grasslands in Europe and North America. It has two color states while immature – white and brown – both of which have various names, with additional names for the mature state.

[Anonymous No.16943035]

>>16942572
>Isn’t there some lore that Gandhi is a freakish god king figurehead subjugating people to surfedom? I didn’t think he was a figure of moral purity.
You're thinking of the Dalai Lama and yes that's true. Tibet was an aristocratic regime until mainland China liberated the working class if Tibet. Now the lama position tries to gain sympathy from westerners in the imperial core who aren't taught their dirty history.

As for Ghandi, he's a bastard in other ways and India is a caste oppressive system that uses the supposed moral superiority of Brahmin vegetarianism to kill and imprison the lower castes. Controlling other peoples' food is a staple of oppressive regimes and backward ideology worldwide.

[Anonymous No.16943049]

>>16942572
>serfdom
Keep in mind this is a country that needed a nationwide television and internet advertising campaign to convince them to poo in loo.

[Anonymous No.16943060]

>>16942359
nobody is carnivore, you're not a raptor

[Anonymous No.16943062]

>>16943035
thank you I could not remember what I was trying to talk about

[Anonymous No.16943074]

>>16942151
Debate what exactly? Unless you own massive forces of production of animal product, you are both pissing in the wind. No one little like us gets to decide a damn thing because we don't have any power. Huge corporations have all that power. If somehow a bloody revolution finished tomorrow and we had the state power to force companies to do the will of the little guy, then you can bitch at your neighbors about how they want to make food industrially. Debate is a waste of time without power to enact a result of debate.

[Anonymous No.16943090]

>>16943060
People who must maintain ketosis to prevent becoming diabetic but have a lot of nut and seed allergies are defacto carnivores. Also peoples' definition of herbivore and carnivore are thoroughly disconnected from reality. It's not a decision animals make unilaterally. It's a result of conditions of their species that becomes a general strategy. It's just a mode of consumption, not a pure category. Cows—herbivores—eat field mice that happen to cross their path because it's free opportunistic calories. Cats are carnivores yet chew certain grasses and eat some roots when they can.

[Anonymous No.16943114]

>>16943062
np

[Anonymous No.16943557]

>>16943060
Your mom only eats meats

[Anonymous No.16943579]

>>16943074
You know you can actually source food outside of the supermarket and mcdonalds, right?

[Anonymous No.16943585]

>>16943035
So in other words you agree that people claiming meat will go extinct is retarded

[Anonymous No.16943653]

>>16943585
>meat will go extinct
who the hell is saying that?

[Anonymous No.16943959]

>>16943090
>People who must maintain ketosis to prevent becoming diabetic but have a lot of nut and seed allergies are defacto carnivores.
Those people only exist in your head
>Also peoples' definition of herbivore and carnivore are thoroughly disconnected from reality. It's not a decision animals make unilaterally. It's a result of conditions of their species that becomes a general strategy. It's just a mode of consumption, not a pure category. Cows—herbivores—eat field mice that happen to cross their path because it's free opportunistic calories. Cats are carnivores yet chew certain grasses and eat some roots when they can.
I wasn't the one to bring up the expression, I just think it's dumb when applied to humans

[Anonymous No.16943971]

>>16943653
>>16942244
This clown thinks meat is gonna be phased out

[Anonymous No.16944045]

>>16943971
vegans are idiots

[Anonymous No.16944055]

>>16944045
/thread

[Anonymous No.16944075]

>>16938751
I am a vegan and yes. When I cook for my siblings and parents I will make a second dish with meat that they can eat if they dont want what im having

[Anonymous No.16944115]

>>16942517
Most have a disease of the soul. It’s very angsty always trying to be the most moral person in the conversation.

[Anonymous No.16944148]

>>16943060
>nobody is vegan, you're not a rabbit

[Anonymous No.16944361]

>>16938640
>vegan
>pasta
100% that pasta contains eggs and isn't vegan. Just give up and dis-invite the loser.

[Anonymous No.16944515]

>>16943579
Individualistic solution to a problem that shouldn't exist. The point of society was to collectively work for all our survival. This rugged individualism only works for a few not the many. So we're back to power and the uselessness of debate. It's even stupider to argue about what society should do if you separate yourself from it's production.

[Anonymous No.16944530]

>>16943959
>Those people only exist in your head
I am one. I wrote that because they definitely exist. This contradiction of ideology and reality should not be too much for vegans to handle. But veganism is pure ideology disconnected from material reality.

[Anonymous No.16944533]

>>16944075
Based. Clearly not doing it for the angry morality points

[Anonymous No.16944558]

>>16938640
you have no obligation to change your menu. you're the host, and the guests are being treated to dinner by you. if they don't like it, they don't have to come. if the vegan does show up, they can pick out their own food. they are a grown up and can make their own choices.

[Anonymous No.16944608]

>>16942244
I will just eat you anon

[Anonymous No.16944749]

>>16944075
Based on this response , I would be proud to have you as a friend


Also , a lover if you are female
Please be in london

[Anonymous No.16944773]

>>16942244
It's the fault of the guest as well, for walking into a social gathering called "Taco Thursday" and expecting to be accommodated. It's not like they have a debilitating disease that forces them to not eat meat they can suck it up for a day and not cause a fuss.

[Anonymous No.16945084]

>>16944515
So if I do something different but society doesn't do it, then I'm wrong?

[Anonymous No.16945339]

>>16938640
>Allowing a vegan into your house.
You need to find new friends.

[Anonymous No.16946145]

>>16944773
Why cant they just invent a vegan that can once in a while eat meat in social situations so as not to be a total fucking cuntface all the time

[Anonymous No.16946161]

>>16946145
because veganism is not a diet, it's an ideology, so doing that would make them hypocrites.

[Anonymous No.16946884]

>>16938644
But anon that's technically an animal product

[Anonymous No.16946914]

soyrizo is good.
deep fried potato tacos are insanly good
you can put beans in a taco.

+ cilantro, onion, avacado, salsa, fajita veggies , sides of beans and rice are all vegan

[Anonymous No.16946926]

>>16938640
>yankee doesn't know about bean tacos.

[Anonymous No.16946933]

>>16946145
Some who do it for religious reasons, usually Buddhists or Hindus, will accept meat if it’s already slaughtered and there is no other alternative. They see the alternative of wasting the food to be the morally worse option.