What was his endgame? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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Anonymous Wed Nov 3 19:21:44 2021 No.16934133 [Reply] [Original]

What was his endgame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 19:31:39 2021 No.16934190 he's the master of pizza, he already achieved the endgame

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 21:16:23 2021 No.16934731 I love trash pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 21:39:43 2021 No.16934852 Brazilians eat like Raccoons

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 21:46:34 2021 No.16934876 File: 118 KB, 680x494, 1e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934133 >pours bagged cum all over the pizza So that's where it went

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 21:58:59 2021 No.16934925 >>16934133 It's the pity olives tossed on with a flourish that make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:01:13 2021 No.16934937 For me? It's the taste of painted cardboard. Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:12:21 2021 No.16934993 >>16934133 Does anyone know what's on the pizza? Is it cheese and mayo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:17:54 2021 No.16935023 File: 187 KB, 605x381, 1560731028683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934133 >tosses dough >tears it errytime

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:19:12 2021 No.16935030 >>16934133 someone more knowledgeable than me explain what the fuck he is putting on it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:19:55 2021 No.16935035 >>16935030 >>16934876

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:22:00 2021 No.16935046 >>16934133 >carrot sauce >rice >mayonnaise mmm delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:22:28 2021 No.16935051 A fucking paint scraper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:27:05 2021 No.16935068 how do you want your pizza senpai?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:28:13 2021 No.16935077 >>16935068 Made like shit and cooked in trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:30:07 2021 No.16935086 I love this video so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:30:26 2021 No.16935091 >>16934133 how does he get out without knocking over the pizzas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:30:59 2021 No.16935095 File: 2.94 MB, 1040x584, mestre de pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:32:31 2021 No.16935103 >>16934133 isnt the fire supposed to be where he is storing the wood O_O

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:34:07 2021 No.16935109 >>16935095 he flips the pizza up, breaks it and then tries to fasen it together KEK THEN ALL THAT SLOPPA added in

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:46:04 2021 No.16935153 >>16935095 Got cocky, paid for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:54:04 2021 No.16935175 >>16935095 need pt 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:54:55 2021 No.16935176 >>16935095 what a dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:55:27 2021 No.16935179 >>16935103 no but the fact he is fueling the oven with trash is concerning

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:56:10 2021 No.16935182 >>16934133 >watch this video haha just click the link Fuck off zoomer

Anonymous Wed Nov 3 22:59:18 2021 No.16935190

>rips dough with attempted flourish
>dips sad splash of uncertain orange liquid
>smothers in random ingredients
>cooks in a sooty hole in the wall that's never been cleaned
>fuels fire with literal garbage scraps
>power tools in the distance
>floppy cardboard boxes
>mangles with paint scraper
>dumps a couple of token olives
>all conducted in unearned confidence
Truly a cursed video.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 23:00:20 2021 No.16935194 >>16935182 >he clicks links You don't have embed, old man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 23:18:50 2021 No.16935266 >>16934133 for me? it's the bucket of Ting. What is Ting? Some kind of Mexican food supplier? An industrial cleaning powder? Drugs? God knows, but it sure does make the pizza taste good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 23:30:07 2021 No.16935295 File: 70 KB, 1024x768, nachos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935030 brazilian version of nacho cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 23:47:45 2021 No.16935379 Garbage cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 23:51:33 2021 No.16935392 File: 219 KB, 1920x1080, disgust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love how all you fags piled on the guy for making shit pizza, when 4/5 of you have never been near a kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 23:54:09 2021 No.16935407 >>16935392 >DO NOT CRITICISM MEEE!!! NO NO NO!!!!! why how? every time I make the look, yet I have all the rights they do. your the logical does not make sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 23:57:10 2021 No.16935425 File: 33 KB, 960x960, 1635221845739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935407 Try again, Rahjnaldo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 00:03:15 2021 No.16935444 >>16935392 I have baked bread and pizza before. I made a ragu pizza the other day because I was out of tomatoes and it was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 00:04:52 2021 No.16935452 >>16935444 >ragu pizza the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 00:08:48 2021 No.16935472 The pathetic smattering of carrot juice. The insane amount of mayo. The fucking canned corn on top. It doesn't get any better than brazil pizza, does it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 00:09:39 2021 No.16935477 >>16935444 Ragu tastes like liquid candy. How could anyone like it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 00:34:41 2021 No.16935559 I do not believe this is Brazil. This is slander, conspiracy. This is bull. This is Mars pizza. Cockamamie. Yes it was cooked with trash. You and I would still eat it on a cold winters night

Anonymous Thu Nov 4 00:58:22 2021 No.16935621

>>16935559
100% Brazil, read his fucking shirt. Also,
>You'd eat it if you were freezing and hungry and had nothing else to eat
Truly wonderful review for the eatery right there, I'd definitely pay the establishment's mark-up to be able to done on that heap of shit instead of going somewhere else or making my own. Not to mention that googling "Brazilian pizza" gets you insane shit on this level or worse.

The two decent things to ever have come out of Brazil is the grillhouses and your cheese bread; the gay Argies and retarded Paraguayans do both better, respectively. Everything else is pure jungle sloppa. Stop with the damage control, Joao, you're only making yourself look desperate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:01:31 2021 No.16935630 File: 1.33 MB, 1080x1078, pizza-con-huevo-arroz-y-bistec-www.laguiadelvaron-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934133 Amazon spear-chuckers are fucking insane when it comes to pizza.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:01:52 2021 No.16935631 File: 46 KB, 320x240, gor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the pizza box into the fire

Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:02:40 2021 No.16935633

>>16935472
>Mayo
That's a type of creamy cheese called Requeijão. Imagine cream cheese, but fattier and creamier. The taste is very dairy and not tangy like the cream cheese. It's made combining fresh cheese and cream. If you get a good brand, like Catupiry, the inventor of Requeijão, it's heavenly. Low quality ones, like the one in the video, are half hydrogenated fats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:29:05 2021 No.16935699 >>16935095 I want to know what the first handful of toppings is after he puts on the sauce. It looks like shredded cheese mixed with something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:43:34 2021 No.16935750 Brazilians are the Brazilians of earth

ieatinmycar Thu Nov 4 01:45:34 2021 No.16935758
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Brazilians rule. There's some guy in the area that's been riding around in a shitty "The Mask" costume on a bike. Like a full terrible zoot suit and mask.
>But it was for Halloween
you say. Except he's been doing this a full month before Halloween and I saw him yesterday lol.
At least the young bitches have fat butts and most of the one's I've hung out with have been friendly as fuck lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:46:59 2021 No.16935763 >>16935630 I would unironically eat pasta and rice and fries pozza.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:47:46 2021 No.16935766 >>16935630 I don’t get the single olive thing. Like why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:51:38 2021 No.16935780 >>16935631 Mystery vines!

Anonymous Thu Nov 4 01:56:18 2021 No.16935791

>>16935633
>Imagine cream cheese, but fattier and creamier. The taste is very dairy and not tangy like the cream cheese
Idk if this was your intent, but I'll look for some next time I go shopping. That shit sounds genuinely delicious. It's still not something I can imagine as a pizza topping, though.

>>	ieatinmycar Thu Nov 4 02:04:08 2021 No.16935813 >>16935699 Looks like shredded chicken lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 06:20:14 2021 No.16936290 >>16935392 I don't work as a pizza maker, anon. He does.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 06:23:53 2021 No.16936300 >>16935699 >Tomato sauce >Shredded chicken (probably breast) >Catupiry cheese (a kind of Brazilian cream cheese) >Canned corn That's actually a pretty popular "pizza" people enjoy over here, but our native pizza culture is pretty wild.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 08:54:49 2021 No.16936663 >>16935633 A marca que inventou o requeijão é Poços de Caldas, anão. https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requeij%C3%A3o

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 08:56:18 2021 No.16936666 >>16935392 Are you that cute anon that I flirted with a while ago? I recognize that red hair anywhere. Can i kiss you? Also yes I cook on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 09:19:12 2021 No.16936730 >>16934133 I rarely ever come to this board, I knew I'd seen this video maybe 5+ years ago, I click the link and I've already disliked the video in the past. Funny the old ones are still getting people. Classic BR shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 09:53:48 2021 No.16936825 everything in the video is an utter mess, except the dough looked pretty good, better than 9/10 american places with shitty undercooked dough that has no tiger spotting and looks bready as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 10:02:52 2021 No.16936844 >>16934993 Catupiry

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 10:39:53 2021 No.16936937 >>16936300 I'd eat it. It sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 12:25:27 2021 No.16937305 >>16935182 >being such a newfag you dont instantly recognize mestre de pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 12:29:47 2021 No.16937333 >>16935392 let me know which kitchen you work at so I can avoid food cooked in a garbage fire

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:00:26 2021 No.16937430 File: 384 KB, 1032x591, Ting-rectangular-bucket-with-sachet-Brazil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935266 I looked it up and I still have no clue, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:03:12 2021 No.16937440 File: 48 KB, 900x300, PBF020-Skub.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937430

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:07:46 2021 No.16937463 File: 66 KB, 720x540, 1611453808027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD, IT'S BEST IF YOU LEAVE. +++THIS IS NOW A CURSED PIZZA THREAD+++ +++THIS IS NOW A CURSED PIZZA THREAD+++ +++THIS IS NOW A CURSED PIZZA THREAD+++

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:08:47 2021 No.16937466 File: 42 KB, 460x295, 1613306755826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937463

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:09:49 2021 No.16937472 File: 104 KB, 960x720, 1629905902999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937466

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:14:56 2021 No.16937498 File: 81 KB, 960x720, 1611002551065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937492

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:20:14 2021 No.16937508 >>16937479 I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:21:06 2021 No.16937510 File: 360 KB, 500x375, 1634564545294.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937508

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:47:36 2021 No.16937586 >>16936937 Well yeah, you're fat. You'd eat anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 13:52:05 2021 No.16937598 >>16937430 Looks like it might just be a brand of Tupperware.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 15:08:35 2021 No.16937865 >>16937466 >>16937463 what's with this weird segmented pizza thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 15:22:59 2021 No.16937911 What's with the olives?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 15:37:33 2021 No.16937952 >>16937911 uma delícia

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 15:39:18 2021 No.16937956 >>16934133 hit it with the canned corn

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 16:25:58 2021 No.16938122 >>16937492 The fuck are you supposed to do with that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 17:46:34 2021 No.16938429 It's the supreme confidence that makes it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 18:23:34 2021 No.16938550 >>16935392 I have a kitchen in my house :)

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 18:40:47 2021 No.16938637 >>16938632 At least cook the chicken first

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 18:44:12 2021 No.16938651 File: 275 KB, 1600x1200, wheel'za.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938637 don't think so chief

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 18:47:40 2021 No.16938667 >>16938651 this is getting a little silly now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 18:49:52 2021 No.16938678 >>16935095 Whenever I see this, it makes me a little queasy desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 19:03:51 2021 No.16938739 >>16938651 Cheese is a little rubbery

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 19:24:01 2021 No.16938821 >>16937430 It's olives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 22:53:41 2021 No.16939677 For me it's the paint scraper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:04:18 2021 No.16939721 >>16934133 Does anyone have the video of the dude in new york cooking up absolutely rancid food for staged customers for tiktok? He was posted here a few times, one was a breakfast sandwich thing with apple poptarts/streudel

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:06:56 2021 No.16939734 >>16939721 Yep, I have it. Paypal me 5 bucks and I'll post it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:12:00 2021 No.16939744 >>16939734 I'll post it for $3.75

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:16:20 2021 No.16939760 >>16939734 3 buck best can do? Good deal take it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:21:01 2021 No.16939774 >>16939760 >>16939744 5 firm

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:22:04 2021 No.16939776 >>16939734 Haha no. I've got to pay for the bandwidth to download it and pay for the space to save it. $0.01 is the best i can do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:24:46 2021 No.16939788 >>16939776 Yeah you're not getting it for any less than 6 now

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:25:52 2021 No.16939792 >>16939788 Well, thanks for stopping by

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 4 23:27:49 2021 No.16939798 File: 2.61 MB, 540x960, Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a box car and a jug of wine... and a straight razor, if you get too close to me.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16939792

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 05:43:10 2021 No.16940825 >>16940313 At a certain point you're just serving an unrelated meal with some dough nearby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 10:14:57 2021 No.16941428 File: 517 KB, 756x744, 1634506772102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936666 impressive digits you got there

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 10:58:07 2021 No.16941584 >>16935392 fuck off fabiano

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 12:11:08 2021 No.16941909 But why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 16:12:55 2021 No.16942948 anyone have the vid of the pizza in the shower?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 16:20:34 2021 No.16942979 >>16934133 What the fuck is Brazil's problem?

Anonymous Fri Nov 5 16:34:37 2021 No.16943039
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>>16935477
>braised beef in tomato and wine sauce tastes like candy
What, do yanks add a cup of sugar to it or something? I can't imagine how ragu would taste sweet

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 17:09:15 2021 No.16943207 File: 1.96 MB, 384x480, pizza!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934133

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 19:39:35 2021 No.16943860 >>16937492 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 19:45:34 2021 No.16943900 >>16943039 The jarred shit has added sugar like most trash from the supermarket here. It doesn't have a ton or anything. Anon might just be really sensitive to sweet tastes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 19:48:58 2021 No.16943925 >>16936937 it's one of the top pizzas, with calabresa and 4 chesses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 20:05:59 2021 No.16944011 >>16943207 context?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 20:16:02 2021 No.16944050 >>16944011 pizza!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 21:21:08 2021 No.16944315 File: 41 KB, 600x600, iinifwnkew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938739

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 5 22:47:28 2021 No.16944572 >>16934133 fucking hell wtf was it? also, burning trash wont produce heat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 03:05:33 2021 No.16945349 >>16934133 I think I finally understand how Italians must feel

Anonymous Sat Nov 6 03:30:55 2021 No.16945391

>>16934133
It puts a pound of mayo on the pizza, then it puts a dirty log on the cooking surface of the oven. Then it puts a cardboard box in the oven to burn.

Shitskin monkeys like this should be killed.
I wish someone would shove this monkey in their own oven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 04:10:39 2021 No.16945440 >>16935103 >O_O I’d love to crack your skull with a really Heavy hammer

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 04:32:08 2021 No.16945479 >>16934133 I don't know, leave the guy alone. So someone ordered a carrot-sauce, rice, mayonnaise pizza cooked in trash. What was he supposed to do? Tell a paying customer he won't serve them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 04:45:45 2021 No.16945489 File: 223 KB, 683x1024, istockphoto-909839896-1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16945479 The customer is always right

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 04:47:56 2021 No.16945490 >>16945489 Interestingly, "the customer is always right" wouldn't have to be a policy if the customer was always white.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 05:33:19 2021 No.16945562 >>16943207 SCORCHER

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 07:35:20 2021 No.16945749 >>16935630 FUCKING EGGS ON IT FUCKING PASTA ON IT FUCKING RICE ON A PIZZA this is 1000 times worse than pineapple on a pizza. This shit pizza actually makes me sympathize with the wops.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 07:39:35 2021 No.16945754 >>16937463 >>16937466 >>16937472 >>16937479 >>16937482 >>16937492 >>16937498 >>16937510 Who the fuck made these and who let them out of the zoo? >>16938632 Pizza with big black cock?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 09:17:52 2021 No.16945913 >>16943207 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 10:22:35 2021 No.16946047 >>16943207 What was he trying to do here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 10:24:02 2021 No.16946053 >>16945749 Fried eggs on pizza seems based

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 12:49:01 2021 No.16946456 I'm weirdly interested in Brazil. It seems comfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 13:59:25 2021 No.16946668 >>16946456 I would keep it at a distant interest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 14:28:46 2021 No.16946743 >>16934133 I could forgive it all, but the fact that he wildly undersauces the base and doesn't even cover 50% of it with sauce. Mama fucking mia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 14:32:56 2021 No.16946756 >>16936844 Now that I know it's cheese rather than mayo, I don't think this would be too bad. Except for the cooking it in a trash fired oven that is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 14:39:02 2021 No.16946776 >>16939734 >>16939744 nft nigga pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 15:03:40 2021 No.16946885 What's with that pathetic dash of (potentially tomato) sauce following by absolutely drenching it in that cream cheese looking stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 16:36:20 2021 No.16947269 >oven is literally just a hole in the wall fed by a garbage fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 16:37:21 2021 No.16947274 >>16946456 I hear the favelas are lovely

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 19:45:36 2021 No.16948063 The absolute madman

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 6 20:54:32 2021 No.16948344 >>16937472 looks good to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 09:10:44 2021 No.16950658 >>16947269 >the fire burns eternally fuelled by the anguish of Brazilian souls

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 09:20:10 2021 No.16950681 >>16950658 Also some cardboard

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 09:26:02 2021 No.16950701 >>16935392 Cry about it. If you suck at making food you should be washing dishes, like I did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 10:46:40 2021 No.16951031 >>16947274 I could probably live like a king in Brazil. Get all those sexy brown girls. Oh yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 12:04:50 2021 No.16951360 >>16934133 it's the 3 olives at the end for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 12:07:08 2021 No.16951369 Who would win in a fight, the egg fort king or mestre da pizza?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 12:23:11 2021 No.16951424 Love how a lot of people wants to shit on Brazil because of this meme but our pizzas are one of the best mostly because of our Italian heritage, just go to a proper pizzaria and it will be better than whatever US has

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 12:29:07 2021 No.16951445 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, 1623537127552.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16951369 >>16934133 The ultimate clash

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 12:32:38 2021 No.16951457 >>16951424 i'll have a premium pizza with corn and chicken hearts with a car tire on top of it. Yes, cooked with burning trash please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 12:33:39 2021 No.16951459 >>16951424 You don't have any Italian heritage

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 14:07:58 2021 No.16951904 File: 706 KB, 1044x800, buenas noches mein fuhrer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16951459 This. They only have Hitler heritage down there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 14:09:34 2021 No.16951916 >>16938651 the skittles are a nice finishing touch

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 14:16:15 2021 No.16951951 >>16951904 ACH! Das wagenfone ist eine NUISANCEFONE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 14:21:28 2021 No.16951976 >>16937472 I'd eat this one

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 16:50:14 2021 No.16952576 >>16935030 Catupiry cheese

Anonymous Sun Nov 7 17:01:09 2021 No.16952615

BR here.

That is a low quality pizza place, not somewhere a person with a decent job would eat or order.

Having said that, the topping "shredded chicken with catupiry (national cream cheese)" is very popular all around the country. Not my favourite, but it's not bad.

The pics posted in the thread with ludicrous toppings are all from the same meme pizza place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 17:15:21 2021 No.16952664 >>16934133 I only see a hard working guy trying to make a living Stop being so harsh

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 17:16:31 2021 No.16952670 File: 821 KB, 1782x1440, Screenshot_20211107-231432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16952664 Based sympathetic anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 17:24:53 2021 No.16952697 >>16951424 american hands typed this post

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 17:28:38 2021 No.16952715 >>16952664 He doesn't seem that hard working.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 17:38:46 2021 No.16952754 that guy is a weird priest nowadays, a bit confusing

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 18:26:25 2021 No.16952915 >>16952664 Hes trying to show off for the camera and delivering a shitty product at the same time. fuck this guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 20:19:26 2021 No.16953353 the eurocuck FEARS the brasilian bvll pizza

Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:03:34 2021 No.16953724

>>16952615
>That is a low quality pizza place, not somewhere a person with a decent job would eat or order.

i love how brazilians come out even on the internet to defend this like this unironically.

like it's just a hilarious webm.

if your country was actually good at making pizza and not just crime and corruption, you wouldn't feel the need to post this on 4chan.

brazil is a shit hole and sucks at food. a primitive shithole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:04:01 2021 No.16953727 >>16953724 kys

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:04:36 2021 No.16953730 >>16953727 porra huehehuahuehuahuehue brbrbr

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:19:42 2021 No.16953794 >>16935630 At one point many, many moons ago, Dominos here used to have a potato wedge pizza. It was hands down the best item they ever created. Then it just dissapeared. Sadbear.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:22:54 2021 No.16953803 >>16937463 Actually that's amazing. The savory parts are all kino and dessert pizza is actually really fucking good. Better than anything I've ever seen called "pizza" in the US and that's a fact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:23:55 2021 No.16953809 >>16937865 Think of it as a multi-course meal with desert in the center.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:27:11 2021 No.16953818 >>16951031 > "girls" Yeah about that..

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:31:32 2021 No.16953838 The irony here is that majority of shitposters here are American who eat complete and utter shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:41:31 2021 No.16953883 >>16934133 this mutha fucka really put 3 olives on that

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 22:45:10 2021 No.16953902 >>16940317 https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g303610-d8164322 that's a lot of pictures of 'pizza'

>>	the based peanus weanus poster Sun Nov 7 22:51:43 2021 No.16953931 >>16953883 it's a brazil thing..why? who f**king knows!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 23:21:01 2021 No.16954024 >>16953818 Latin American trannies are better than stupid ones here im the states

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 7 23:30:55 2021 No.16954055 >>16954024 Yeah. That's actually true. But they're still trannies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 08:02:15 2021 No.16955121 >>16946047 crushing this plane

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 13:18:49 2021 No.16956158 >>16938651 >How's the taste? >Flat

Anonymous Mon Nov 8 14:36:56 2021 No.16956433

>>16935392
I'm piling on him with nearly a decade of shitbird culinary experience and I assure you not in the most cursed shitholes have I seen pizza so abused.
>the toss and tear
Happens, but a tear that size is never repairable. He should have scrapped that dough and started fresh. Also, he's a "mestre" but he can't into soft hands? Shit takes 6 months tops to get the hang of.
>the sauce
Holy shit I would strangle someone if they splashed sauce on in such a manner. I don't care what variety of slop it is, SPREAD TO THE EDGE or you're serving a swamp-crusted flavor bomb in the midst of a dough desert.
>toppings
What is portioning?
>oven
This is where he seems semi-competent. Although I can't see the integrity of the crust I'm fairly sure nothing that thick is gonna cook through in less than 7-10 minutes. But I don't know what his temp is.
>serving
Jesu Christ if I needed any further proof of the war crimes that have been committed it's this.
A FUCKING PAN
A pizza served iN a pan because it's more akin to nachos at this point than a pie. It's too sloppy to lift and cut too large to scoop; the least this guy could have done was stuck a fork or two in there for the customer's convenience. I won't fault him for burning what looks like scrap cardboard or using a paint scraper to chop, or even serving his goods in tinfoil, as it's all a question of funds there. But the overall lack of technique or care leads me to believe this man has either never eaten his own goods or is making some 2 am trash food for the drunks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 14:50:22 2021 No.16956473 >>16935630 pizza de arroz com feijão

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 14:57:59 2021 No.16956499 >>16937472 I'd never trust a hispanic to prepare raw meats/fish without giving me food poisoning

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 14:59:09 2021 No.16956507 >>16946456 Brazil is unironically idiocracy in real life

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 15:12:13 2021 No.16956551 >>16934133 what's with south america and putting tiles on fucking everything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 15:59:04 2021 No.16956736 >>16934133 I only see a hardworking guy taking pride on what he does working with the tools and circumstances he has available.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 16:13:34 2021 No.16956776 >>16956736 t.mike rowe

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 16:29:22 2021 No.16956834 >>16936844 So Brazilian Cheese Whiz?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 18:00:32 2021 No.16957298 >>16934852 really makes you think...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 19:57:30 2021 No.16957788 at least it's not deep dish

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 23:18:56 2021 No.16958725 >>16956736 Looks more like a twit with a spade to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 23:31:21 2021 No.16958783 >>16935630 i wish that i had never seen this. i want to go back to ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 23:32:16 2021 No.16958787 >>16935109 it's a legitimate technique. it's called stitching the dough

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 23:33:28 2021 No.16958789 >>16935392 I've made more pizza than you've eaten in your life

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 23:33:38 2021 No.16958792 >>16958787 Doesn't seem like it worked

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 23:37:37 2021 No.16958807 File: 73 KB, 550x412, pizza-big-calabresa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16953902 lmao who the fuck would order this xboxhueg abomination?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 23:40:52 2021 No.16958828 File: 11 KB, 425x142, 31hhX8-foLL._AC_SX425_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935266 >Some kind of Mexican food supplier? wrong, it's mexican foot cream

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 8 23:41:32 2021 No.16958831 >>16958789 it goes "i've made more pizza than you've had hot meals"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 00:18:09 2021 No.16958968 >>16958807 To protect the middle they put a literal table on it before sliding it in the box.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 00:26:36 2021 No.16958989 >>16939721 Seconding this

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 03:47:10 2021 No.16959450 >>16951424 lol Brazil is tied with Japan for having the worst pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 10:31:46 2021 No.16960346 File: 1.92 MB, 1066x600, Pizza3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 10:32:50 2021 No.16960352 File: 1.92 MB, 1066x600, Pizza2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 10:34:51 2021 No.16960360 File: 555 KB, 2276x1280, pizza moat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 11:05:38 2021 No.16960458 >>16960360 We have to eat a path of safety for him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 11:14:34 2021 No.16960478 File: 1.80 MB, 480x360, j_1K-aBBxKd8hs-MO5nXCDPbLsA=.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16960360 I'll have to eat my way out! chomp chomp ACH it's terrible!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 11:17:07 2021 No.16960484 >>16960360 >how does he get out

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 12:13:16 2021 No.16960661 File: 2.01 MB, 760x720, 1630879313286.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best pizza chef coming through, make way peasants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 12:25:15 2021 No.16960700 >>16934133 To feed the poor, may god bless his soul

Anonymous Tue Nov 9 12:30:20 2021 No.16960725

>>16934731
>>16935077
>>16935179
>>16935559
>See all the trash comments
>have seen this video several times
>never notice he actually does use random trash to heat the oven
Oh dear. It looks like it was random dried wild grasses, used pizza boxes and fuck knows fence wood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 12:33:53 2021 No.16960741 >>16943207 Hickster trash annoying pizzamaker aka pizzaiolo, close to closing time decides to give them a show they'll never forget

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 12:53:18 2021 No.16960810 >>16960661 I can't stop laughing at this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 12:57:15 2021 No.16960822 >>16960661 >i am a master of culinary arts and this is flambe

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 13:00:58 2021 No.16960831 >>16940316 This one reminds me of italy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 13:03:22 2021 No.16960835 >>16960661 how I could just kill a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 13:04:48 2021 No.16960839 >>16951445 what gets me is the guy just drinking raw eggs in the foreground

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 13:06:54 2021 No.16960850 >>16952615 where can I get pizza de macaco

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 17:47:22 2021 No.16961957 >>16956834 Better than cheese whiz. More like the inside of a crust on a stuffed crust pizza but creamier and less rubbery

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 17:49:19 2021 No.16961966 >>16960360 he doesn't

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 17:50:21 2021 No.16961977 >>16961957 so cream cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 17:54:44 2021 No.16961990 >>16934133 Food poisoning

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 18:55:50 2021 No.16962241 Mmmm, trash-smoked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 9 21:43:58 2021 No.16962976 LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITTLE JERK

Anonymous Tue Nov 9 21:56:49 2021 No.16963015

Brazilian here.

This guy's just doing his best in whatever crappy situation he was in.

That being said, our pizza in general is pretty awful. Brazilians think that the more you pile on a pizza, the better, so it often ends up looking like you threw everything but the kitchen sink on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 05:05:49 2021 No.16964269 >>16963015 I feel like he is distinctly not doing his best

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 06:31:54 2021 No.16964454 >>16956551 >what's with south america and putting tiles on fucking everything? Tiles are more hygienic than just plaster, specially for bathrooms and kitchens, and it's also easier to clean.

Anonymous Wed Nov 10 07:12:48 2021 No.16964555

>>16963015
He could use only HALF of the toppings and it would probably improve this pizza.
The dough looks decent, he was doing a fine job until the threw it up in the air.

>>16964454
Yep, we do it here in SE Asia too. Most places don't have easy access to hygienic finishing material like epoxy and stainless steel kitchen is too expensive, so most places just tile up everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 08:06:33 2021 No.16964695 >>16960360 Why would we want the blood sacrifice to the pizza god get out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 08:18:10 2021 No.16964729 >>16960360 Become one with the pizza

Anonymous Wed Nov 10 10:04:13 2021 No.16965056

>>16961977
I know it's hard for Americans to understand things that don't come from America because your frame of reference is so limited. But no, not like cream cheese at all. Catupiry is unique in its taste and texture. Try ordering some from an online brazilian store if you're curious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 10:37:36 2021 No.16965133 >>16960360 easy >>16943207

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 15:38:09 2021 No.16966274 >>16960360 A giant circular saw to cut the pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 19:32:04 2021 No.16967405 >>16966274 And a plate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 20:02:05 2021 No.16967574 This thread is still here??

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 21:00:50 2021 No.16967853 >>16967574 Apparently

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 22:43:58 2021 No.16968337 >>16967574 The 'za cannot be halted

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 22:44:58 2021 No.16968342 Congratulations. Pizza that is worse even than Chicago non-pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 10 23:20:07 2021 No.16968559 >>16967574 hueHUEhueHUEhueHUEhueHUE

Anonymous Thu Nov 11 00:57:54 2021 No.16968968

>>16956551
Same reason almost all the houses are brick and concrete. Wood is comparatively expensive. Bricks, tile and concrete are (relatively) cheap continent-wide. It's not just materials either; literally every hot-chocolate-brown retard laborer knows how to mix concrete, stack bricks, and lay tile properly, but almost none have ever framed a house out of wood. At best they know how to make a roof structure out of 2x4s and then fix an impermeable membrane and then corrugated metal to it, which is the common roofing method for homes here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 08:31:33 2021 No.16969868 >>16968342 die

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 14:55:27 2021 No.16971229 >>16937510 >>16937498 >>16937492 What's up with this weird segmented pizza thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 20:49:38 2021 No.16972616 >>16971229 It's a meme shop

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 20:53:15 2021 No.16972636 What about that giant pizza Gordon hated?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 11 20:56:06 2021 No.16972648 >>16965056 So exactly like cream cheese, got it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 00:12:05 2021 No.16973397 >>16972648 >>16965056 I've had catupiry on multiple occasions and yeah, it's just liquidy cream cheese

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 00:54:59 2021 No.16973539 >>16960360 that is not one giant pizza if you look closely

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 01:09:26 2021 No.16973578 >>16946047 Body slam the table to serve the pizza. He didn't expect the table would break.

Anonymous Fri Nov 12 01:12:07 2021 No.16973584

>>16972636
What about it?
It was a little greasy, but it's fucking pizza, you're melting a pile of fucking cheese and cured pork on top of it, of course it's going to be greasy. Dry it off with a paper towel if it bothers you.
It had a thick crust, but fuck thin crust pizzas. I want my pizza to come with free breadsticks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 03:38:07 2021 No.16973893 >>16973584 Pizza should be seen, not heard. Pizza too big is not appropriate for sale in USA. Other countries may also benefit from banning the sale of pizza that is banned for sale in USA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 03:43:42 2021 No.16973905 >>16963015 I tried a shredded chicken / catipury cheese / corn pizza at a local Brazilian joint and I thought it was pretty damn good to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 04:03:51 2021 No.16973943 >>16938651 this is getting tiring

Anonymous Fri Nov 12 08:22:50 2021 No.16974469

>>16972648
>>16973397
>American taste buds are so underdeveloped due to being raised on nothing but HFC and hydrogenated vegetable oil that they are incapable of detecting important differences in flavours and textures.

Yes its just like cream cheese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 10:28:09 2021 No.16974804 >>16974469 I would tread carefully as a south american talking about processed food, lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 11:29:31 2021 No.16975012 >>16974804 This

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 12:01:50 2021 No.16975120 >>16935559 >You and I would still eat it on a cold winters night Oh hell no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 18:38:16 2021 No.16976637 >>16960360 Bane?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 19:23:16 2021 No.16976773 >>16974469 Uh huh, those erudite palettes of Brazil huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 20:07:24 2021 No.16976963 >>16974804 >>16976773 >>16975012 Not South American I just happen to know that catupiry is noticeably different to what Americans think of as cream cheese (i.e. Philadelphia).

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 21:20:08 2021 No.16977364 >>16946743 That there, deserves. >> crucifixins

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 21:24:15 2021 No.16977380 >>16958807 >>Normal size pizza, extremely small man

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 12 22:49:25 2021 No.16977678 >>16977380 he's actually the pizza saver

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:28:25 2021 No.16979262 >>16977678 Looks like the pizza killer to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:42:53 2021 No.16979316 >>16965056 America invented everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:48:09 2021 No.16979330 >>16935766 It's what third-worlders consider garnish.

Anonymous Sat Nov 13 12:50:29 2021 No.16979947
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fObrcY2oNt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFXdMLtp2kM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riktceiIwtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRGpAnfBcrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fAtD5Unk4

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 15:23:41 2021 No.16980474 >>16979947 Oh no

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 16:41:28 2021 No.16980874 >>16979947 Brazilians aren't human

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 19:20:35 2021 No.16981607 >>16934852 so they've never had cotton candy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 19:24:10 2021 No.16981618 >>16981607 Yes, we have. We call it sweet cotton.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 19:32:12 2021 No.16981642 >>16981618 I was making a joke about how raccoons wash their food, so if you set out cotton candy or sugar cubes for them them will wash it and it dissolves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 19:33:52 2021 No.16981656 File: 72 KB, 1258x731, Mestre Da Pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16967574

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 00:23:21 2021 No.16982903 >>16960700 based and Christian pilled

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 05:31:09 2021 No.16983751 File: 225 KB, 500x470, 1570287391055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminds me of this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 08:07:14 2021 No.16984204 >>16981656 The absolute mad man

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 11:28:24 2021 No.16984905 >>16983751 i got zika when i was in costa rica i had runny poops in the night not fun but it only lasted a day and a half

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 15:43:18 2021 No.16986086 >>16983751 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 14 19:31:59 2021 No.16987029 >>16981656 How do you like your garbage 'za?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 00:37:31 2021 No.16988305 Transcendence

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 01:25:32 2021 No.16988427 >>16936666 Quads speak to the truth of 90% of /ck/. This is exactly what we are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 01:28:04 2021 No.16988445 >>16936666 >>16988427 >NEETs that know how to cook because everyone and everything, including themselves, abandoned them to their introversion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 01:38:32 2021 No.16988480 >>16944050 dis guy here GENIUS

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 05:26:07 2021 No.16989143 >>16940330 Large pizza: 20 dollars Large pizza with 4 whole crabs in the middle: 200 dollars plus mandatory tip

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 06:37:41 2021 No.16989283 >>16939798 >when you hit randomize with the face tool in gmod

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 06:49:48 2021 No.16989302 >>16960360 The real question is how did he get in that situation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 06:51:56 2021 No.16989306 >>16960360 It's like that Hatsune Miku app, but much cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 07:28:36 2021 No.16989394 File: 379 KB, 220x144, hugo-weaving-lord.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935631

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 08:08:51 2021 No.16989497 >>16989394 Ok

Anonymous Mon Nov 15 11:29:10 2021 No.16990076

Don't worry, Brazilians find that wild and disgusting too, which is how these photos of the same place managed to reach you, a foreigner.

They also blew up in Brazil for how absurd they are and became a huge meme. That is just a guy trying to make a living and catch the attention of new costumers by making crazy recipes. Everybody knows it looks disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 11:38:21 2021 No.16990097 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, 1636223418034.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990076 So like WebM related here in Mexico?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 12:40:00 2021 No.16990300 >>16990076 How's the monkey problem there? Is it improving?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 13:06:20 2021 No.16990389 >>16990097 >>16934133 Why do i find these videos of people doing culinary abominations endearing? I think it has to do with the attitude, they seem happy and proud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 17:17:30 2021 No.16991387 The Mestre that could not be stopped

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 17:39:24 2021 No.16991501 >>16990076 This video in OP isn't from that place that does the stupid pizzas with skittles and fries and shit on them, it's just some random cheap pizza shop

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 17:59:43 2021 No.16991606 >>16951445 how does he get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 20:28:07 2021 No.16992365 >>16991606 eat egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 15 20:32:09 2021 No.16992378 File: 30 KB, 460x276, 1609277239247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16976963 >Not South American Then shut the fuck up kid

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 05:20:34 2021 No.16994008 >>16991606 He lives there

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 12:42:28 2021 No.16995200 >>16938651 2deep5me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 17:20:03 2021 No.16996274 Please, let this thread die!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 18:40:03 2021 No.16996685 >>16996274 Ok, I'll do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 19:06:58 2021 No.16996784 >>16996274 Neverrrrrrrr!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 23:22:43 2021 No.16998013 >>16996274 I'm cooking it to death in my trash oven now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 23:31:24 2021 No.16998063 >>16935392 Hi Mestre!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 23:33:39 2021 No.16998068 >>16935392 Italian giving his blessing to this man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 23:35:02 2021 No.16998076 >>16981642 i got it anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 23:47:12 2021 No.16998133 File: 222 KB, 1280x720, 1550027809422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this the new surly king of the egg fort?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 23:48:27 2021 No.16998140 >>16998133 This is the smug master of pizza and olives

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 09:27:46 2021 No.16999948 Come to Brazil

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 09:40:00 2021 No.16999985 >>16999948 I don't think so

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 10:30:45 2021 No.17000150 >>16934133 oh fuck you for making me watch that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 17 10:36:58 2021 No.17000170 >>16998133 He is his ultimate rival

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