stchk...ahhh

[Anonymous No.16932411]

Nothing like cracking open an ice cold can of Coke first thing in the morning

[Anonymous No.16932414]

>>16932411
Delicious diabetes juice.

[Anonymous No.16932431]

>>16932411
people still drink soda?
i refuse to believe non-npcs consume it.

[Anonymous No.16932447]

>>16932431
I'm not an NPC and I dfrink it a lot. I know for a FACT i'm not an NPC because of a certain attraction I have.

[Anonymous No.16932458]

>>16932431

how is one can of coke in the morning worse than some sugary cappuccino shit normies get instead?

[Anonymous No.16932487]

>>16932411
My roommate will drink two of these after he brushes his teeth

[Anonymous No.16932491]

>>16932411
Nothing like cracking open an ice cold Sproke with my fingerboys

[Anonymous No.16932504]

>>16932431

if you're a drunk like me theres nothing like a coke and two cigarettes to get yourself regular and ready for solid food

[Anonymous No.16932506]

>>16932458
>it's good to drink a can of coke in the morning because others drink sugary drinks
Stellar logic, Einstein.

Also, take for example a Starbucks cappucino which apparently has 12 g sugar. Big difference between 12 g and 39 g of sugar and a drink that is 2.5 versus 11% sugar.

You know who is worse than normie NPCs? The type of normie who thinks they are outside the NPC realm just because they are 2 standard deviations from the NPC norm. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.16932508]

>>16932458
its more sugary and yes, normie candy coffee npcs will die right next to soda npcs

[Anonymous No.16932519]

>>16932487
Exposing the tooth enamel is very important if you want it gone as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.16932550]

>>16932411
Doesn't compare to cracking open an ice cold beer first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.16932558]

>>16932431
What on Earth made you think that people no longer drink soda? Btw, not drinking soda isn't a personality.

[Anonymous No.16932584]

>>16932558
Dietary habits and other personal choices, especially ones that reflect one's ability to make healthy, informed decisions and show foresight, are both a reflection and component of one's personality.

Being a mindless consoomer who guzzles sugar water solely because the mesolimbic dopamine system dictates it shows reflects on who you are as a person.

[Anonymous No.16932597]

>>16932550
A younger me would have agreed with you, but these days if I start day drinking, I basically just waste my day off. I wind up eating a bunch of garbage by noon, and by 4 PM I'm so bloated and tired all I can do is pass out, only to wake up in the middle of the night feeling like absolute garbage. Past a certain age, you just can't drink beer all day long, unless you're committed to being an alcoholic and feeling like shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.16932598]

If you consoom soda any more often than a very very rare treat you have no internal monologue

[Anonymous No.16932605]

oh look here's the no fun allowed anti-soda nazis

[Anonymous No.16932611]

>>16932605
Gotta get dat hi fructose fix eh? I understand. Poor soul.

[Anonymous No.16932615]

>>16932584
sorry but I am NOT going to remove some of the few things that give me happiness in this bleak world just because it's unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.16932640]

>>16932584
like I care what some underage faggot on 4chan thinks

[Anonymous No.16932647]

>>16932615
>sorry but I am NOT going to remove some of the few things that give me happiness in this bleak world just because it's unhealthy.
I know, that's why you are an NPC. A depressed NPC might think they are an outsider looking in but they are in fact still part of the NPC spectrum, just the shittier side where they are still mindless consoomer retards but they don't even get as many of the dull pleasures that the typical NPC gets.

[Anonymous No.16932653]

>>16932431
>people still drink soda?
>i refuse to believe non-npcs consume it.
I know right? It's like smoking cigarettes. I'm always surprised when I see people under 40 smoking especially a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.16932674]

>>16932598
t. chain smoking coffee addict

[Anonymous No.16932678]

>>16932653
>why doesn't everyone bow to the james oliver health nazis like me???

[Anonymous No.16932684]

>>16932647
how do you know that you aren't the NPC?

[Anonymous No.16932701]

20 is about the upper age limit that it's still socially acceptable to drink soda, although certain flavours like ginger ale get a pass.

[Anonymous No.16932708]

>>16932558
>What on Earth made you think that people no longer drink soda?
because npcs aren't people and only npcs drink soda.

[Anonymous No.16932744]

>>16932678
Why would a fully functioning, critical thinking, intelligent human being (read: non-NPC) engage in drinking sugar water or overeating or smoking cigarettes when the risk:reward ratio is so skewed towards the risks and the rewards themselves are so vulgar and ephemeral?

Only an NPC would behave in this manner. Similar to a dog wolfing down whatever appeals to its basic appetite and desires at that moment in time, be it a ball of tinfoil with a glaze of oil or corncob that will surely obstruct its bowels. There is nothing inherently wrong with lower animals and their human equivalents (NPCs) of course but one should never pursue this mentality if they have the critical thinking capacity to choose the right path.

[Anonymous No.16932758]

>>16932684
Noetic consciousness among other things.

[Anonymous No.16932759]

>>16932744
every important figure in history up to now smoked tobacco. cope and seethe faggot

[Anonymous No.16932776]

>>16932759
>every important figure in history up to now smoked tobacco
People used to use x-rays to see if shoes fit, put uranium in dentures, take arsenic and mercury therapeutically etc.

Only an NPC would grasp at authorities as a means to justify their own poor decision making, especially historical figures without contemporary knowledge that is commonly known now.

This is why you are an NPC. It's not like an NPC knows he/she is an NPC or is completely oblivious to it. They do have varying levels of self-awareness and introspection which is what makes them so interesting especially observing their limited internal turmoils and self-doubts.

[Anonymous No.16932782]

Calling everyone NPCs isn't a personality.

>>16932701
Traditional cloudy lemonade?

[Anonymous No.16932794]

>>16932758
cool because I also have that and still like soda

[Anonymous No.16932819]

I like soda even more now that I know how much it makes people seethe

[Anonymous No.16932838]

>>16932794
NPCs are inherently unaware of their deficiencies and see themselves as the truly enlightened and "real" people. Most organisms have the capacity for self-awareness at least to the extent of self-recognition and a survival instinct, thus considering themselves the center of universal existence. So an NPC naturally believes that they are the most important, intelligence, correct, [insert positive attribute here] because it is biologically hardwired.

You would naturally consider yourself a "real" human being who functions beyond the norm and is, for lack of a better word, special. These feelings are universal because they are advantageous from an evolutionary perspective. A hallmark of an NPC is that they do not recognize the universality and biological nature of such basic default views because they lack the critical thinking and self-reflection to metaphorically "question their software." It is like trying to calibrate a rule with itself.

This is why you can simultaneously consider yourself a non-NPC while superficially acknowledging that you pursue unhealthy choices. Instead of intellectually understanding and being cognizant of why you make these choices and how they contradict what a non-NPC would do, you shrug and say "you like it" and chalk it up to "personal freedom" or "YOLO." It's barely one step away from the decision making process of a toddler or dog.

[Anonymous No.16932841]

>>16932431
Eh, I work bar, if I made a long island ice tea, and it's the end of the night and that half a bottle of coke is still there, I'll drink it. But I wouldn't pay for that shit.

[Anonymous No.16932856]

>>16932819
>I like soda even more now that I know how much it makes people seethe
When I see severely obese people or diabetics with amputated limbs and fucked up circulation and immune systems I sometimes think that they're thought process is similar to the one you just described. They are slaves to their most basic senses and actively embracing self-harm but they justify it with a handful of transparent and juvenile rationalizations. It's quite amusing.

[Anonymous No.16932864]

>>16932838
aren't you acting like an NPC yourself by just doing what a non-npc is supposed to do? have you actually thought about what you do or do you merely do it because you've been told it's heatlhy or based or something else?

[Anonymous No.16932873]

>>16932864
Of course I have thought about it and read the primary literature. The fact that you have to even ask or assume that it is because I've "been told" shows your NPC nature.

Your idea of being a non-NPC is to simply reject the common narratives because you mistakenly think that taking the stance of a contrarian signals that you are independent minded with free will and the ability to critically examine facts and what is being presented to you. It does not. It merely shows that you are part of the NPC continuum, in this case the predictable contrarian-conformist instead of the more popular conformist variant. Same shit different pile, if you'll forgive the vulgarity.

[Still going to drink soda No.16932952]

>>16932873
>Your idea of being a non-NPC is to simply reject the common narratives
most people who call others NPCs tend to be contrarians. of course quite a few will bring up some kind of philosophy but that is quite often just an excuse for their contrarianism. maybe you aren't this way.

also I have critically examined the facts about soda and came to the conclusion that I just don't care. one could say that I am more of a casual player if we are going to use video game terminology. I do not really care about what the best way of doing something is and I have never cared for it.

and by the way why wouldn't I assume you've been told what to believe and like? you yourself assume I am an NPC so then why does it show my NPC nature when I assume that you too could be one of these NPCs?

[Anonymous No.16932961]

>>16932873
oh and what is the primary literature?

[Anonymous No.16932975]

>>16932506
>The type of normie who thinks they are outside the NPC realm just because they are 2 standard deviations from the NPC norm.
That's a proper midwit, anon.

[Anonymous No.16932995]

>>16932961
I have not nor will I compile for you a list of peer review papers on the health effects of smoking and improper diet with respect to cardiovascular, endocrine and other diseases.

[Anonymous No.16933010]

>>16932995
oh... I thought you meant literature about NPC stuff and not wether or not it was healthy to drink soda.

[Anonymous No.16933054]

>>16932952
>also I have critically examined the facts about soda
But you haven't lol. That is like an alcoholic saying they've examined the facts about booze, then deciding they 'just don't care' and continuing to drink anyway. The not caring comment is literal cope for the fact that you're too weak to abandon something that is negatively affecting you and will lead to lower quality of life later on. Siding with base impulse is textbook NPC behavior. They "can't be bothered" with decisions that will positively benefit them in the long run because it costs them immediate gratification in the short term. Like the other anon said, that is how a dog operates, not a thinking human being.

[Anonymous No.16933080]

>>16933054
so let me get this right
>doing what I want
NPC
>doing what you want
not NPC

[Anonymous No.16933123]

>>16933080
>They "can't be bothered" with decisions that will positively benefit them in the long run because it costs them immediate gratification in the short term.
All you got from that is doing what "I" want. Think about that for a second.

[Anonymous No.16933146]

>>16933123
you want me to think about the long run but I do not and for this reason you call me an NPC so I assume that what you mean is that my way of thinking and going about my life is wrong and your way is the correct way.

[Anonymous No.16933258]

>>16933146
>you want me to think about the long run
>long-term planning is uniquely my idea
You're an NPC because you engage in NPC behavior, as detailed in the previous comment. It has absolutely nothing to do with me or what I want. Assuming an idea as fundamental as planning for one's own future is my idea allows you to reject it as biased opinion, which then justifies short-term decisions that will affect you negatively in the future.

[Anonymous No.16933264]

>>16932431
>>16932506
>>16932508
>>16932584
>>16932598
>>16932611
>>16932647
>>16932653
>>16932708
>>16932744
>>16932758
>>16932776
>>16932838
>>16932856
>>16932873
>>16932975
>>16932995
>>16933054
>>16933123

Based real humans.

>>16932447
>>16932458
>>16932558
>>16932605
>>16932615
>>16932640
>>16932674
>>16932678
>>16932684
>>16932759
>>16932782
>>16932794
>>16932819
>>16932864
>>16932952
>>16932961
>>16933010
>>16933080
>>16933146

NPCs.

[Anonymous No.16933270]

>>16933258
>Assuming an idea as fundamental as planning for one's own future is my idea allows you to reject it as biased opinion, which then justifies short-term decisions that will affect you negatively in the future.
Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.16933281]

>>16933264
seethe harder, fat fuck

[Anonymous No.16933291]

>>16933258
your inability to grasp the concept that other people could have different motivation in life than just doing what is optimal seems like NPC behaviour to me. of course you will now say that it isn't.

oh well I guess I just lack the linguistic capability to make you understand my point.

[Anonymous No.16933296]

>>16933258
You are a bottom tier midwit who probably thinks this site is the same as your home reddit

[Anonymous No.16933309]

>>16933296
Nah he's clearly an intelligent and self-aware person. He can cut through the bullshit and articulate his thoughts in a straightforward manner.

If you lash out at people because they encourage foresight and responsible decision making over surrendering to your most basic desires despite possessing or at least being aware of the knowledge that it is not in your best interests to do so, you just might be an NPC.

[Anonymous No.16933316]

>>16933281
>>16933291
>>16933296
The cope is palpable.

[Anonymous No.16933320]

>>16933309
I'm aware enough to know that people can live their lives differently. This NPC bleating on about how everyone else is an NPC for not agreeing with him and his approach to life is adorable.

Go ahead and get angry at how people like their steaks too, I hear that's a very popular social media fight for you types

[Anonymous No.16933361]

imagine getting as buttmad as the one guy in this thread who is seething about people drinking soda LMAO

[Anonymous No.16933403]

>>16933361
You're only allowed to drink the stuff that I personally like.

[Anonymous No.16933421]

>>16932411
nothing like waking up in the middle of the night thirsty af and chugging a leftover bottle of dr. pepper.

[Anonymous No.16933439]

>>16933320
>everyone is different therefore bad choices are acceptable
>personal choices and behavior do not reflect self-awareness and critical thinking
>criticizing people's personal choices and motivations equates to anger

It's interesting that you think the discourse is ultimately about agreeing with me or the other anons and is based in anger and emotions. Your inability to extricate your own emotional biases from the discussion is another hallmark of an NPC.

[Anonymous No.16933476]

reminder that "npc" is a cringe gaymer term used by redditors

[Anonymous No.16933498]

>>16933476
>reminder that "npc" is a cringe gaymer term used by redditors
I thought it just meant lame white liberals

[Anonymous No.16933511]

>>16933476
>deriving your personality by what social media you consume

The test came back. You're NPC+.

[Anonymous No.16933513]

>>16933498
Youre not wrong

[Anonymous No.16933517]

>>16933498
NPC originated on 4chan dumb-dumb

[Anonymous No.16933519]

>>16933511
>admitting you're a redditor

OH NONONONONO

[Anonymous No.16933524]

>>16933513
Based.

[Anonymous No.16933531]

>>16933519
>I'm on Team Pepsi

Consoomers are the most obvious NPCs.

[Anonymous No.16933554]

>>16933531
>pepsi

please, I'm a cokechad born and raised

[Anonymous No.16933557]

>>16933320
>I'm aware enough
But you literally are not.
>how everyone else is an NPC for not agreeing with him
Evidenced by comments like these.
As >>16933439 points out:
>you think the discourse is ultimately about agreeing with me or the other anons
Pure NPC behavior. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.16933584]

>redditor can't grasp what NPC means
Pottery

[Anonymous No.16934336]

Everyone itt needs to stfu. It's giving me a migraine.

[Anonymous No.16934345]

>>16933584
>Pottery
I think you meant Poetry

[Anonymous No.16934348]

>>16934336
That's because you've been drinking too much soda and need so water

[Anonymous No.16934392]

>>16932506
The irony of complaining about normie npc when normies are the ones who are conditioned to think sugar is bad

>t. based and peatpilled

[Anonymous No.16934561]

>>16934392
>defending added sugar
only NPC here is you, bud.

[Anonymous No.16934613]

>>16934561
Holy kek that’s based

[Anonymous No.16934649]

>>16934561
i know a guy exactly like that. He's a manlet who slams supertall women, exclusively.

[Anonymous No.16934888]

>>16934345
lurk moar faggot

[Anonymous No.16934906]

>>16932414
fpbp

[Anonymous No.16934920]

>>16934561
god I wish

[Anonymous No.16935040]

>>16934613
>>16934920
>the ogress pill claims 2 more
welcome to the party, boys.
>>16934649
>based chadlet

[Anonymous No.16935373]

>>16932597
What if you only have one beer as soon as you wake up and one right before bed?

[Anonymous No.16935380]

>>16935040
fuck I'm jealous of this shit. I'm a 6'4" so I'll never know this joy

[Anonymous No.16935632]

>>16932506
It's truly a wonder how you survived the abortion Anon

[Anonymous No.16935765]

>>16935040
Kek never heard of this pill but I’m digging it

[Anonymous No.16935773]

>>16935632
>an edgy NPC appears
Not my favorite variety but okay.

[Anonymous No.16935858]

>>16935380
Don't lose hope just yet - options may be more limited, but you've still got 6'8 girls to chase. Some even get up to 7 feet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXRoMQH25SQ

[Anonymous No.16935871]

>>16932458
It's vastly worse you're gonna get rotten teeth.

[Anonymous No.16935930]

>>16932504
I can relate my man. I can also relate to a handle every 2 days

[Anonymous No.16935966]

Would a player character just come into a thread and ruin it for no reason?

[Anonymous No.16936141]

How do I quit it bros?
My doctor says I have all the signs of developing diabetes, like my blood sugar was 15 at the start of the day and I need to cut back but I just love soda so much.

[Anonymous No.16936215]

>>16936141
you'll probably want something to ween yourself off of the sugar, and in my experience, the sharpness of the carbonation is another factor probably contributing to the addiction. so, you can try fruits to help with the sugar - dried ones like figs/dates are quite sweet and may be enough to stave off the cravings. they are a lot better than empty added sugar since they also carry the fiber to help balance things, but still don't overdo it. go by the guidelines on the nutrition facts and don't exceed sugar levels equal a couple cans of soda each day. for the carbonation, you can try basic seltzer water as it's cheaper, but actual sparkling water imo tends to have different sized bubbles and hits differently, which I prefer. you can also combine these suggestions while possibly just reducing the amount of soda you take in if it's a lot per day. if you drink, say, 3 cans a day, try to get it down to 1 or 2, substituting the sugar with dried fruit instead and drinking plenty of seltzer water. afaik you can't really go overboard drinking the water, and the hydration will probably go a long way towards improving your health. there is no way around reducing the sugar you're taking in to solve your issue, but using stuff like what I've said may help get you on track towards that goal. best of luck anon, it's never too late.

[Anonymous No.16936256]

>>16933421
chugging water in the middle of the night will always be best. Imagine not having a glass of water by your bedside

[Anonymous No.16936271]

Everyone I know that drinks soda all the time are drooling retards. People that drink soda should be executed.

[Anonymous No.16936318]

>>16932558
Drinking soda is a personality, though. Especially first thing in the morning. The NPC consoomer addict personality.

[Anonymous No.16936461]

>>16932584
>>16932708
I'm not diabetic or a lardass like you so I don't have a phobia of sugar.

>>16932605
They're coping fat fucks who want everyone to be as miserable as them.

[Anonymous No.16936468]

>>16932856
>everyone who drinks soda is fat
Kek, so you're just a butthurt fatass. You can't have soda so you don't want anyone else to have soda.
Btw, you talk like a fedora-tipping virgin.

[Anonymous No.16936469]

>>16936461
>I don't have a phobia of sugar
correct. you have an addiction to sugar.

[Anonymous No.16936473]

>>16932873
Why do you type like someone who was slammed into lockers in school?

[Anonymous No.16936489]

>>16936271
Too bad your power fantasy is never gonna happen, you pathetic virgin.

[Anonymous No.16936495]

>>16936469
I've never had negative effects from my sugar consumption so by definition I can't be addicted. Seethe more, fattie.

[Anonymous No.16936562]

>>16936495
>thinking this is how addiction works
lmao... are you even sentient?

[Anonymous No.16936682]

>>16936562
Addiction, by definition, is harmful, you retarded obese subhuman.

[Anonymous No.16936721]

>>16932431
I don’t understand how some people can genuinely drink this shit and still have teeth/not be obese. Like how is that even possible.

[Anonymous No.16936725]

>>16932653
Honestly cigarettes won’t fuck you up nearly as badly as drinking soda every day.

[Anonymous No.16936749]

>>16936721
By having a sense of moderation and practicing dental hygiene, lardass.
There's like 85 kcal in a 200 ml glass of Coke.

[Anonymous No.16936875]

>>16936721
I drink beer, redbull and soda every day, not fat and still have all my teeth. And I'm goin on 31

[Anonymous No.16937095]

>>16932873
>>16932838

most cringe shit i've read today lmao what a tryhard.
you sure are special

[Anonymous No.16937163]

>destroys all you pearl clutching muh diabetes arguments

your move

[Anonymous No.16937464]

>>16936468
>You can't have soda so you don't want anyone else to have soda.
I never said anything of this nature. What I said was that if you guzzle sugar water you are invariably an NPC. I never said people should not be allowed to drink soda or smoke cigarettes rather it reflects on who they are as people, as do all choices and behaviors we make.

It isn't that difficult to understand and the fact that you took my posts as an affront to your freedoms tells me you which category you fit in.

[Anonymous No.16937502]

>>16937163
Aspartame and acesulfame potassium are like all artificial sweeteners complete shit. Not only that but Coke Zero tastes like garbage. Imagine giving this to someone 100+ years ago they would spit it out and think it was some industrial byproduct.

You have the tastebuds of a child yet enough maturity to know you should make more responsible choices. This is your compromise. People like you are why Olestra is a thing. You would rather have anal leakage than refine your decision making processes and hone your self control.

You are on the path to being a real human but you are still in the nascent stages and will almost certainly not progress any further.

[Anonymous No.16937522]

>>16937464
Nobody cares about your miserable virgin rants, retard.

[Anonymous No.16938026]

>>16937522
>I-I-I-I-I d-d-don't c-care about what y-you a-are s-saying

Yet here you are responding to him. Like a chump.

[Anonymous No.16938108]

>>16936682
>t. speed limit IQ
lmao... holy shit, bud.

[Anonymous No.16938124]

>>16938108
>Addiction is an inability to stop using a substance or engaging in a behavior even though it is causing psychological and physical harm.

>Addiction is a treatable, chronic medical disease involving complex interactions among brain circuits, genetics, the environment, and an individual’s life experiences. People with addiction use substances or engage in behaviors that become compulsive and often continue despite harmful consequences.

>Addiction is the repeated involvement with a substance or activity, despite the substantial harm it now causes, because that involvement was (and may continue to be) pleasurable and/or valuable.

>Addiction is a biopsychosocial disorder characterized by compulsive engagement in rewarding stimuli despite adverse consequences

[Anonymous No.16938141]

>>16938108
They learned what addiction is from reading a thinkpiece, not by talking to people and learning how words are used.

[Anonymous No.16938143]

>>16936749
>calories cause diabetes
actual retard detected

[Anonymous No.16938146]

>>16938124
idk what all that is, but the definition was already posted here: >>16938108

[Anonymous No.16938175]

>>16938146
Different definitions of addiction, including from the the American Medical Association, which clearly include the aspect of harm.

[Anonymous No.16938216]

>>16938175
You seem confused - the definition was already posted here: >>16938108

[Anonymous No.16938626]

>>16938026
We are all making fun of you, dork.

[Anonymous No.16938648]

>>16932411
I can't drink soda until 2PM.

[Anonymous No.16938659]

>>16938626
>we
I've got some bad news, bud...

[Anonymous No.16938796]

Smashing!

[Anonymous No.16938847]

>>16938648
based and listening to mummy pilled

[Anonymous No.16939034]

wait what are we playing, anyway?

[Anonymous No.16939053]

I went through a stage of having a can of coke and a twix for breakfast every morning. I was also using tons of meth so relatively it was pretty healthy.

[Anonymous No.16939078]

>>16939034
also, you guys realize you're no different than vegans who think their better than anyone who isn't and don't shut up about it, right? there's always someone with a stick further up their ass than you. to use the retarded term, the only real npc behavior is caring what sniveling little good boys think of your choices.

[Anonymous No.16939587]

>>16939078
?

[Anonymous No.16940026]

>>16937502
Seething little bitch so angry over people finally not getting diabetes from liquid sugar poison

[Anonymous No.16940823]

>frogposting /pol/nigger accusing others of being NPC
lmao my god

[Anonymous No.16940837]

I used to drink literally nothing but coke all day every day for years. Like all of highschool and a few years afterwards. Now not only do I not really drink soda but soda doesn't even hydrate me, if I want to drink a coke I need a glass of water to chase it.

I legitimately have no idea how I still have all my teeth, no cavities and no diabetes.

[Anonymous No.16941009]

>>16940026
>>16940823
>t. morbidly obese soda-addict NPC's
simple as.

[Anonymous No.16941043]

>NPC
Imagine some greasy smelly virgin without an iota of human contact and who gets his worldview from other shut-ins walking up to a random person and telling him he's an "NPC" because he enjoys his life
Truly hilarious.

[Anonymous No.16941050]

>>16941043
You will never belong here

[Anonymous No.16941057]

>>16941009
If you assume someone drinking soda must be obese, you either think that Coke has an inherent quality that breaks the laws of thermodynamics or you can't imagine someone drinking something in moderation, without going into a caloric surplus. Either option points to you being a fat fuck.
Post body.
Pro-tip: you won't because you're a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.16941070]

>>16932640
Who is this 4chan??

[Anonymous No.16941088]

>>16941070
he's a pretty strong guy and he doesn't afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.16941095]

>>16941057
I'm not reading "fat fucks vs pasty dadbod skinnyfats who think they're superior for some reason thread #23490234235" again, but why do redditoids love that word "thermodynamics" so much? Do you think it makes you sound smart?

[Anonymous No.16941102]

>>16941088
But who was phone?

[Anonymous No.16941502]

>>16941043
>>16941057
>t. seething morbidly obese soda-addict NPC's

[Anonymous No.16941524]

>>16941502
Sorry that you are so obese that you are literally scared of a glass of Coke. Sorry about your perpetual virginity as well.

[Anonymous No.16941527]

NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DRINK A HECKIN SODA IN THE MORNING YOU HAVE TO DRINK FRUIT JUICE CONCENTRATE OR COFFEE FLAVORED MILKSHAKE

[Anonymous No.16941606]

>>16941524
>heavy breathing intensifies
>"y-you're just scared!!"
hahahhahaha... someone seems cranky. sounds like it's about time for another sugar-fix, tubbo.

[Anonymous No.16941712]

>>16941057
Which law of thermodynamics states that the human body can't preferentially store some sources of energy?

[Anonymous No.16941734]

>>16941606
Post body, lardass.

[Anonymous No.16941779]

>>16941734
>blood sugar plummeting so low he can only type 3 words
chop, chop, porky. better crack open that soda.

[Anonymous No.16941813]

>>16941779
Lardass can only post frogs because a selfie would reveal his grotesque adipose figure.

[Anonymous No.16941819]

>>16932458
Even when I make a candy sweet whipped milk cappuccino in the morning that's 8g of sugar. Equivalent to two sugar cubes. One can of coke has nearly 40g of sugar. Equivalent to ten sugar cubes.

[Anonymous No.16941845]

>>16941813
awww... did da big boy get his sippy wippy? so descriptive. how many cans did it take? 2? 3? I bet it was 3 - wasn't it, cheeseblood?

[Anonymous No.16941871]

>>16941845
Frog-posting whale still ashamed of his blob-shaped self.

[Anonymous No.16941914]

honestly, the very thought of that triggers something in me that's a curious mixture of disgust, anger, revulsion, and pity

[Anonymous No.16941922]

>>16933146
giga brainlet lmao

[Anonymous No.16942067]

>>16932519
Other way around. It's a terrible idea to brush your teeth after eating or drinking something super acidic or sugary because the enamel has been weakened and you're literally brushing layers off. Drinking or eating sweets after brushing your teeth is no worse than any other time you'd do it unless you're taking a dental pick to your teeth every morning and scraping them.

[Anonymous No.16942339]

>>16932411
We got freezing Coca-Cola
We got anything you want
I'm moving on that back beat
Girl, but it's you that sings the song
'Cos I can hear you heartbeat
I can hear you heartbeat
The sound of you is so sweet

[Anonymous No.16942364]

i want election tourist frogposters to leave

[Anonymous No.16942448]

>no soda
>no tobacco

what's the next thing soi betas are gonna hassle people over? I'm gonna guess french fries. I can already hear gen alpha talking about how stupid and bad for you it is to get fries with a burger. mark my words.

[Anonymous No.16942452]

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tVt73OmaZg&ab_channel=ruga666

[Anonymous No.16943431]

>>16941871
>t. NPC sugarslave
still trying that projection angle are we? might be more believable if you weren't defending liquid candy. time for a fourth soda?

[Anonymous No.16943468]

>>16941043
>the entire rest of the colony is working why aren't you you lazy ant

[Anonymous No.16943500]

>>16943431
Post body, lardass loner.

[Anonymous No.16943510]

I'm on my 4th coke of the day. You mad?

[Anonymous No.16943573]

>>16943500
>refutes nothing
>mindlessly spams projection
lmao... post any reason to drink soda that isn't the standard NPC response of "j-just let people enjoy things!!". moderation doesn't apply to liquid candy btw. it's no different than defending smoking cigarettes - a purely detrimental activity.

[Anonymous No.16943609]

>>16943573
you think posting on 4chan is good for you?

[Anonymous No.16943633]

>>16943573
Post physique, you subhuman incel.

[Anonymous No.16943648]

>>16942364
It's hilarious how these types like so much self-awareness that they don't realize they are a literal meme.

[Anonymous No.16943660]

>>16942364
It's hilarious how these types lack so much self-awareness that they don't realize they are a literal meme.

[Anonymous No.16943669]

>>16943609
>still mindlessly spamming projection
still waiting for any merits to your lifestyle choices, tubby.

[Anonymous No.16943682]

>>16943669
Post physique, miserable fattie. Keep seething at people who can enjoy soda.

[Anonymous No.16943686]

>>16943669
>>16943573
>>16943431
>>16941845
>>16941779
>>16941606
>>16941502
>>16941009
>>16940026
>>16939587
>>16938659
>>16938216
>>16938146
>>16936562
>>16936469
>>16936215
>>16935858
>>16933557
>>16933258
>>16933123
>>16933054
(((((((YOU)))))))))

[Anonymous No.16943712]

>>16943682
>projection continues
>lmao... post any reason to drink soda that isn't the standard NPC response of "j-just let people enjoy things!!"
>"Keep seething at people who can enjoy soda"
hahhahaha... see what I mean? you can't say one positive thing about it that isn't fixated on short-term gratification. NPC - simple as.

[Anonymous No.16943735]

>>16943712
Lol really hit a nerve with this angry lardass. Continue to envy people who can have sugar and try not to shoot up a school.

[Anonymous No.16943748]

Why is it that these types who get butthurt at people having a soda never post their physique to prove they are in shape?

[Anonymous No.16943754]

>>16932411
>can of Coke
>not the miles better glass bottle version

[Anonymous No.16943765]

>>16943748
Fuck off. You're not fooling anybody. Find your fap material somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.16943819]

Im 6"3 205 and I drink 1 can a day. Its the best

[Anonymous No.16944883]

>>16932431
If you don't drink soda, smoke, and drink hard liquor you are kinda gay desu

[Anonymous No.16945172]

>>16941527
drink coffee/tea and water like an adult please. we're all concerned about you

[Anonymous No.16945177]

>>16944883
I like the occasional smoke and love booze but sody pop is for children desu

[Anonymous No.16945184]

>>16942448
Please let it be coffee. Complain that it's bad for the environment.

[Anonymous No.16945288]

>>16942448
>thinking that eating McShit makes you an alpha
You deserve to be raped to death by niggers.

[Anonymous No.16945306]

>>16942339

[Anonymous No.16945313]

>>16944883
If you do all three you're a mega faggot.

[Anonymous No.16945351]

>what is coke zero
incels

[Anonymous No.16945370]

>>16932411
Fuck yeah, I love waking up to a coke-caused stomachache and that weird feeling on my teeth.

[Anonymous No.16945371]

>>16945184
Fuck the environment

[Anonymous No.16945374]

>>16932504
You're going to die at 58 from liver problems or heart disease.

[Anonymous No.16945397]

>>16945374
cigarettes and soda are healthy

[Anonymous No.16945666]

>>16945397
kys faggot.
Oh wait, you already are.

[Anonymous No.16945854]

>>16932411
God damn it. I've just been told I have to give up caffeine and liquor because my heart is basically "nope"-ing out of my chest. I already miss it so much.

[Anonymous No.16946878]

>>16944883
The people who dont smoke are the ones I look at funny

[Anonymous No.16947381]

>>16943754

mexican coke>can>glass bottle>fountain>>>>plastic