/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16921252]

is he /ck/ approved?

[Anonymous No.16921259]

>>16921252
Bam Margera does a cooking show now?

[Anonymous No.16921262]

>Heart attack at 29
I guess so

[Anonymous No.16921272]

>>16921252
Irritating but harmless

[Anonymous No.16921274]

>>16921252
absolutely not. he has no redeeming quality whatsoever. the grotesque hideousness of his food and comedy is sadly matched by his appearance, every facet of which is obscene in the eyes of god and man.

[Anonymous No.16921299]

>>16921274
Shut up, loser

[Anonymous No.16921302]

>>16921274
He's still better than Nikocado

[Anonymous No.16921307]

>>16921252
This guys cute, I don’t regret subbing to his spreader onlyfans. Oh? You meant his cooking. Yeah I guess he can cook

[Anonymous No.16921311]

>>16921299
no, fuck off
>>16921302
the upside to either of them is so small that i can be bothered to compare

[ieatinmycar No.16921312]

>>16921252
He seems like a great dude and in no way a pedophile, so probably not 4chan approved.

Matty Matheson is one of the few one of these fat culinary guys that I genuinely enjoy.

[Anonymous No.16921326]

>>16921312
And the others being?

[Anonymous No.16921327]

>>16921252
>Millenial.
>Stoner.
>AlTeRnAtIvE
>Mega hipster

I don't know. Does he fit the bill?

[Anonymous No.16921328]

>>16921302
That's like comparing the flavor profiles of fresh throwup to steamy puppy turd.

We'd all take the throup with a gun to our head, but we'd all give both a hard pass if given the option.

[Anonymous No.16921331]

>>16921252
I hate all the annoying VICE tier faghot hipsters who swarmed the food industry in the last decade

[Anonymous No.16921333]

>>16921331
Accurate and seconded.

[Anonymous No.16921354]

ck hates all of them

[Anonymous No.16921358]

>>16921354
nope

[Anonymous No.16921574]

>>16921252
no, and he’s not even the best fat retard cooking channel

[Anonymous No.16921575]

>>16921252
>Hand tattoos
Gross

[Anonymous No.16921679]

>>16921575
Every recipe seasoned with hepatitis

[Anonymous No.16921828]

>>16921252
>hipster sjw type eceleb faggot
>/ck/ approved
no he is not

[Anonymous No.16921866]

>>16921252
no. he's a big fat loud annoying faggot. so yes

[Anonymous No.16921869]

>>16921252
He looks like the detrius of the Midwest that wash up in shit holes New York and San Francisco and pay $3000 a month in rent to share a bed room, in an apartment with 5 other people in crime filled neighborhoods. Probably has a big BLM banner in their shared living space back at the apartment.

[Anonymous No.16921870]

>>16921312
>>16921299
DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.16921874]

>>16921252
He smells how he looks.

[Anonymous No.16921877]

Teh only ones that are ck approved are reportoftheweek reviewbrah and steve1989

[Anonymous No.16921880]

>>16921302
that's like comparing my ropey log to your bowl of diarrhea

[Anonymous No.16921882]

>>16921252
I am making his brick chicken diavolo tonight

[Anonymous No.16921911]

I unironically like him and Action Bronson too and there is nothing people on 4chan can say to make me think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.16921928]

>>16921252
>tattoos

[Anonymous No.16922093]

>>16921911
You're unironically a faggot.

[Anonymous No.16922099]

>>16921358
Who's the woman in the relationship?

[Anonymous No.16922122]

>>16921252
I like his presentation but his recipes seem kinda upscale

[Anonymous No.16922131]

>>16921252
His recipes are actually very simple and can impress guests. I have made his recipes for other people and they are always hits. I started with his lasagna and it convinced me.

[Anonymous No.16922237]

>>16921252
no, he's ja/ck/ level.
>i can smell his BO over youtube.
>always shouting, must have bb-carrot sized peepee

[Anonymous No.16922292]

His recipes are basic and relies on gratuitous amount of fats and meat

Its gonna be tasty as fuck but damn that shit is greasy as fuck

Mostly talking about his lasagna recipe

[Anonymous No.16922331]

>>16921252
he looks like a somewhat healthy Bam Margera, who is this memester?

[Anonymous No.16922518]

>>16921911
>fat
>unkempt hair
>tattoos from head to toe
>stoner
>just more zoomers making their “take” on hot wings and steak sandwiches
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16922561]

>>16922331
Sam Largera

[Anonymous No.16922573]

>>16922331
Spam Memestera

[Anonymous No.16922578]

>>16921274
He's a smart guy, he's just obnoxious. Dude has a restaurateur empire in Southern Ontario.

[Anonymous No.16922603]

As a chef he is perfectly mediocre but the North American crowd can't have enough of wacky stoner fat guys with le funny voice doing mediocre recipes, simply because they don't know any better

[Anonymous No.16922902]

>>16922603
>incel 4chan basement dweller calls a wildly successful chef "mediocre"
This is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.16922912]

>>16922578
>Dude has a restaurateur empire in Southern Ontario

that's like bragging about being a mcdonalds franchisee

[Anonymous No.16922989]

>>16921252
too many tattoos

[Anonymous No.16922994]

>>16921274
Faggot, get taste

[Anonymous No.16923267]

all these people have these fucked up recipes that take one normal thing and then one cuh-raaaaaazy thing because it "totally works you just gotta try it". the food ends up looking like a jackson pollack painting and is the food equivalent of a bizarrely named indie rock band. "charred chicken with spicy pesto artichoke sauce and white pepper" or some shit like that. you can just make this shit up. "pork ribs braised in pulped plum and chocolate sauce with a side of crab pate (omg it totally works you have to try iiiiiiit)". fuck these people. just make steak and potatoes you god damn hipsters

[Anonymous No.16923289]

>>16922912
He also co- owns a organic farm.

Also, since Southern ontario is has a restaurant like every ten feet, and all his places are successful I'd say he's doing pretty good.

[Anonymous No.16923306]

[Anonymous No.16923308]

>>16922902
He may be successful but that doesn't make him successful nor does it make him have good taste.

(the guy is a disaster)

[Anonymous No.16923322]

>>16921302
That is not really a ringing endorsement, anon.

[Anonymous No.16923329]

>>16923308
>He may be successful but that doesn't make him successful
anon, are you ok?

[Anonymous No.16923331]

>>16923308
>He may be successful but that doesn't make him successful

[Anonymous No.16923349]

>>16923329
>>16923331
not that guy, but he says he "may be" successful, not that he is successful. further, if he is successful, it is not his being successful that makes him successful. hard work is what made him successful. so the sentence actually makes sense. indeed, one could validly ask if it is in fact YOU who are OK, not the poster you are responding to.

[Anonymous No.16923621]

>>16921259
my thoughts too

[Anonymous No.16924384]

>>16921574
lmao when he said coon ass

[Anonymous No.16925260]

>>16921252
I love him, just a dash is good and bad but hes got some recipes ive really liked

[Anonymous No.16925294]

>>16924384
>>16921574
i love this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.16926202]

>>16923306
Matty is a sweetheart and has a wholesome family, unlike you miserable fucks

[Anonymous No.16926222]

I did find it funny how he showed himself to be such a city bitch when he went with Brad to go cook catfish in the south.

[Anonymous No.16926237]

this mf named matthew matthewson

[Anonymous No.16926321]

>>16921274
>he has no redeeming quality whatsoever
Liar, his food does look like it's really good. Can't usually stand his shit-ass obnoxious fake personality to see it often though

[Anonymous No.16926328]

>>16921312
>fat culinary guys
For me it's the egg slut asian
He doesn't come across as an absurd jester like most of them, just some big ol motherfucker who really likes food