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I'm so miserably depressed. Last night I was let out of the emergency room, I went through some stuff and for the last two years I'd shut down. I was completely sedentary and eating garbage meals in huge portions. I felt deathly ill the last two months, turns out my blood sugar was 1200 and I'm now type-2 diabetic.

I hate this. I hate everything about this. I hate the taste of bitter food, I hate artificial sweeteners. I hate coffee, I hate tea, I hate cauliflower, basically all I can eat now is things that make me sick to my stomach. I hate needles. I hate drawing blood. That's my every fucking day now.

If I just put up with this for a few months and drop a ton of weight can I gradually go back to somewhat normal? Can I just never enjoy an actual normal soda or an actual normal candy or an actual normal fucking ANYTHING made with bread that doesn't taste like ASS ever again in my fucking life? The McRib just dropped and I can't get one.

>> No.16910112

>>16910106
you're pretty much fucked for life, you can recover by eating healthy but you won't be able to start eating like shit again

>> No.16910114

>>16910106
Start doing drugs they are sugar free

>> No.16910118

>>16910106
Lol that's what you get, sugar addict. Normal people eat something sweet maybe twice a week, and don't think too much about it.

>> No.16910123

>>16910106
Penn Gillette fasted for a week or two if I remember correctly, then introduced baked potatoes into his diet, then boiled eggs and other Whole Foods. He claims he reset his diet after doing that and was able to eat healthy foods and found that burgers and shit like that didn’t taste as good as before. Try that anon, reset your palate.

>> No.16910128

>>16910106
My dad and a friend kicked diabetes with keto.
Idk how it works, but it affects insulin levels somehow. Check it out.

>> No.16910132

>>16910118
nah more than 2/3's of people in the U.S. are overweight or obese. that means the "normal" is fat.

>> No.16910133

>>16910106
faggot

>> No.16910150

>>16910106
hahaha look at this faggot, eating his way into a disease that I was born with and yet, manage my beetus well enough to enjoy having >10% bodyfat AND eat whatever I want. sucks to be you, for not liking broccoli and cauliflower, OP. I bet the worst part about life, is that you've never assed yourself to make some GOOD-TASTING veggies, or sup on meats without breading and fatty SoniOnsY bean oil sauces.

You need to ask yourself if you are a retarded whiny bitch who should die eating too mny babby foods, or you should suck it up and MAN THE FUCK UP.

>tl;dr OP is a faggot

>> No.16910152

>>16910106
Maybe you should ASK YOUR DOCTOR you fucking moron.

>> No.16910160

>>16910106

If you actually have diabetes and aren't pre-diabetic, I mean, there's no curing it. You can enjoy sweets from time to time so long as you do whatever your GP says you need to do to regulate your insulin/blood sugar levels.

>> No.16910161

>>16910152
it's a shitpost

>> No.16910162

>>16910123
>actual good advice
stop wasting your time, OP is just whining that his infantile tendiecies are killing him (and that's a good thing!)

>> No.16910163

>>16910132
So that means only 1/3 of US is normal, idiot. I meant normal on a global scale, not just for your lardass judeo-bolshevik cultural wasteland you call a country.

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>>16910150

Bro he may have eaten himself into that but you were born with that. You have shit, weak genetics

>> No.16910169

>>16910128
You can't "kick" diabetes, his diet just means he doesn't need insulin

>> No.16910172
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16910172

Me and my fellow type 1 diabeetus chads are laughing at you type 2ers

>> No.16910173

>>16910169
in king of the hill bill beats diabetes

>> No.16910174

>>16910164
Rather have diabetes than watch anime

>> No.16910175

>>16910163
Not him but it’s becoming increasing normal to be a fat fuck all over the world.
t. fat fuck yuro

>> No.16910177

>>16910163
he said talking to an american on an american website using a network invented by americans in the americanese language

>> No.16910178

>>16910173
In spongebob he lives in a pineapple :)

>> No.16910181
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>>16910174

Im 31 bro I watch whatever I want and don't care what people think. I watched Madoka last week and that shit was great even if it was about magic girls. I'm LMAOing at your diabetic life

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16910182

Not the mcrib, man. You can't miss it...
fresh pasta?

>> No.16910184

>>16910112
I don't have to start eating like shit again. I mean, when I was younger I made up for it by working out constantly. I'd walk my dog an hour a day and I lifted weights. At one point I was in great shit.

Then a lot of really depressing shit happened, I got sick with covid a couple times and I just never really got active again Oh yeah, part of the bad stuff that made me all depressed? My dog got killed. Oh, fiance left me too. I'm a big guy, I know how fat this sounds as it is but I was typically around 240 at 6'1 but it just looked like I was in great shape. I drank two liters of soda every day. In really great shape I was around 220. I went up to around 280. Mostly showing up in my gut and face. I just haven't felt like fucking moving, and ordering shit through doordash it felt like the only way to feel less like I was getting ripped off was to order more food than if I was going through the drive through. I'm depressed about the McRib, I was seriously looking forward to those. I can't ever pig out again.

But I figure, I can have a cheat meal once in a while, right? Like, maybe if I go a week on this garbage "food" I can have one McRib meal? God it's depressing thinking like this.

I figure if I limit my calorie intake and do the keto shit (apparently the meds they're giving me put me in ketosis too) for three months I can get down to 200 (I weigh 273 right now.) Last time I went cold turkey on soda I dropped like 35 pounds in two weeks, so that's half the journey right there, though it probably won't be so dramatic this time. Then I just go back to working out while maintaining the limited caloric intake. Then when I reach 200 I still can't pig out anymore, but maybe I can have normal-sized meals like I used to after workouts?

>> No.16910185

>>16910163
if the majority of people do something in a particular way, that is what defines 'normal"

>> No.16910187

>>16910106
bros.... how do i get a redhead gf..... what sort of cooking does it require?

>> No.16910189

>>16910184
Didn't read one word of this essay

>> No.16910224

>>16910184
Sounds like you care more about the Mcrib than the girl or the dog.

People dont respect people who make excuses for their problems. Get your shit together and solvenyour problems

>> No.16910299

Eat shirataki noodles

>> No.16910317

Where have you been the last zillion internet years? Extended fasting cures type 2 diabetes

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>>16910106
>hate the taste of bitter food, I hate artificial sweeteners. I hate coffee, I hate tea, I hate cauliflower, basically all I can eat now is things that make me sick to my stomach.

Pic very related. You are so fucked.

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>>16910184
>But I figure, I can have a cheat meal once in a while, right? Like, maybe if I go a week on this garbage "food" I can have one McRib meal?
Let me get this straight, the "garbage food" you're talking about is... food? Like, meat, legumes, vegetables, grains? Everything that's not fucking soda and candy and mcribs?

You're seriously whining about having to eat actual... food? lmao the absolute fucking state of burgers

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>>16910347
But there is hope.

>> No.16910422

>>16910384
Cheat meal for a fatty is like a junkie only smoking a little crack. Their mind is too addicted

>> No.16910431

>>16910317
You can't cute diabetes schizo

>> No.16910446

>>16910422
God it's so true. This thread has reminded me to take my health more seriously lmao

>> No.16910447

If you really can’t live without a McRib then you should off yourself

>> No.16910448

>>16910431
Type 2 is different. Im no doctor but I know type 2 is caused by being a gross slob. You can probably get that under control

>> No.16910452

>>16910446
Just opened my 11th beer

>> No.16910458

>>16910448
You cannot currently cure diabetes
Anyone who says "yeah my uncle cured himself!" is just referring to insulin-free diets

>> No.16910462

>>16910452
Im getting ready to pour my 2nd vodka soda and have another shot of jaeger. The crazy thing is I workout and eat perfect. Just like da booze though

>> No.16910468

>>16910458
Just saying type 2 is not like type 1. Im guessing you can make type 2 better

>> No.16910479

>>16910106
I want this curly red haired goddess to grind her dirty panties all over my face until her juices saturate my face through the cotton of her shimapan.

>> No.16910506

>>16910106
Go vegan. It will literally save your life. Not fucking around

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>>16910123
>Whole Foods
>Penn Gillette

>> No.16910514

>>16910506
This. I went vegan and started living in a pod apartment and my life changed significantly for the better. I own nothing and am happier than I've ever been. Looking forward to the next Batman movie. Can't wait to slam a couple microbrews with the boys on GUYS NIGHT OUT at the local pub theater!

>> No.16910530

>>16910511
lol what a soi cuck reddit tranny

>> No.16910533
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>>16910506
Finally, some vegan zer-bro-lbgxq homies on here. Two days ago I saw a lizard on my porch try to eat a small bug. It missed, but Ive literally been shaking since it happened. What is wrong with this world?

>> No.16910540

>>16910462
I don't know how crazy you go, but if you have just one vice, I don't know how much you should be concerned with your lifestyle.

>> No.16910551

>>16910514
>guys night out
um, don't you know we're in the middle of an Unprecented Pandemic™?

>> No.16910552

>>16910540
I drink about 500 ml of vodka every night. It really doesnt affect my life. I should cut it out but I just get frustrated and bored with all the bullshit

>> No.16910562

>>16910106
if you bust your ass with the diet and exercise it can be reversed and controlled, you could go back to eating "normally" as long as you're responsible about it and keep up with a healthy lifestyle.

>> No.16910563

>>16910533
>the "all my friends are dead" dinosaur
>a bojack quote (not even a good one)
>what seems to be "hurt" in red letters
What a fag

>> No.16910571

>>16910552
if you think you should, then you should probably try to find a way to deal with those feelings. what's the worse that can happen

>> No.16910573

>>16910184
you're a big guy...

>> No.16910576

>>16910181
not him but you sound like a degenerate fat faggot like the OP. We don't choose the genetic lottery, but we can choose if we actively fuck up our bodies and if we're being fucking lazy. You sound absolutely pathetic.

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>>16910576

I'm 135lbs. Seethe, faggot

>> No.16910596

>>16910571
Thanks, I have issues.

>> No.16910635

>>16910106
you did this to yourself fat ass. would you rather be dead?

>> No.16910643

>>16910106
>>16910106
I'm sorry that happened to you OP. So the pic was from before you started your mega eating binge? You looked great back then, if you don't mind me saying.

>> No.16910645

all those things you miss are shit anyway, dont worry about it just eat normal food

>> No.16910646

>>16910551
We don't actually meet in person. We chat over Discord.

>> No.16910739

>>16910181
>MOMS NOT AROUND TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT WATCH ANYMORE, AAAANON.

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>>16910739

kek that reminds me when I was 6 my dad showed me RoboCop and my mom walked in and its the only time she ever slapped him

>> No.16910754

>>16910106
>I'm so miserably depressed. Last night I was let out of the emergency room, I went through some stuff and for the last two years I'd shut down. I was completely sedentary and eating garbage meals in huge portions. I felt deathly ill the last two months, turns out my blood sugar was 1200 and I'm now type-2 diabetic.
O shit I completely forgot about the mcrib. I was thinking about buying it but I wanted to make pidser.

>> No.16910796

i used to drink soda regularly. i was kinda fat at the time. i wanted to lose some weight, so i started drinking chilled/iced water instead. i lost a few pounds, and eventually stopped wanting soda. it's pretty rare for me to have any now. and i genuinely enjoy chugging water when thirsty.
being depressed sucks. if you want to improve, commit to small changes and work from there. your tastes may change over time, too. hope you feel better.

>> No.16910803

>1200 mg = 66 mmol
holy fuck that must have been agony

>> No.16910996

>>16910431
>schizo
Take your fucking meds right now anon you're projecting again

>> No.16911008

>>16910746
pls merge this with the corndog thread

>> No.16911198

>>16910169

you can totally reset your metabolism through weight loss and changing your diet. there are type 2 diabetics who have passed a glucose test that proves they are producing insulin normally now. it's super hard, and therefor rare.

>> No.16911246

>>16910514
>>16910533
T. Obese incels. Keep fucking yourself a faggots

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>>16910106
tl;dr

>> No.16911268

start doing 72 hour fasts with low carb refeeds. will cure type 2 diabetes

>> No.16911270

>>16910746
thats a dude, right?

>> No.16911273

>>16911270
yeah

>> No.16911279

>>16911273
hawt

>> No.16911313

>>16910106
I'm a type 1. Let me just say this directly: you are going to die. That is an insanely high blood sugar. You must stop eating all refined sugars immediately. You should immediately switch to a full ketogenic diet for at least a few months. You must lose weight and regain your insulin ensitivity or you ARE going to die very soon. After 3 months, 6 month, or even a year it is very possible you will be able to reintroduce some carbohydrates back into your diet. They will not taste as good to you anymore after your taste buds "reset" after about a month of a no-sugar ketogenic diet, so it's not that bad. Why don't you worry about that then when you're not on death's door.

>> No.16911340

>>16910106
go buy a vial of novolin r from wal-mart ($25) and some needles ($10) and give yourself some extra insulin whenever you eat junk food. just pretend you have type 1 diabetes now
>I hate needles. I hate drawing blood.
Ahahahah get used to it faggot.
If you're stupid rich you could get some FreeStyle sensors, but trust me this is WAY more money than you'd want to spend out of pocket.

>> No.16911348

>>16911313
They're not at 1200 anymore, reading comprehension? Go check your sugars buddy, you might be running a little high yourself

>> No.16911389
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16911389

just bleed out all of the sugary blood and inject good blood in its place

>> No.16911537

>>16911389
leeches would be the optimal way to do this

>> No.16911618

HEY FATTY
STOP FUCKING EATING
SNAKE DIET
THIS GOES FOR YOU TYPE ONE CUNTS TOO
AND ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO. LOSE FUCKING FAT SO FAST IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN

>> No.16911722

>>16910106
Just keep eating trash and die of the heart attack.

>> No.16911731

>>16911537
>making leeches diabetic
degenerate

>> No.16911739

>>16911389
It sticks to the veins like coke residue

>> No.16911757

>>16910114
I'm currently on the cigarette and beta blocker diet. It's turbo fun to turbo your heart and turbo your metabolism. Catastrophic stoke inbound. At least I die looking good with constant stress induced diarrhea.

>> No.16911768

>>16911739
what if we used hot soapy blood

>> No.16911816

>>16910106
Mmm iced coffee, I'd love to get an iced coffee with that lady
Anyway I know a few type-1 diabetics and they have it way worse, I know that sucks for you but you can't really blame anyone else for it

>> No.16911817

>>16911537
>wanting to create diabetic leeches
You are a monster.

>> No.16911827

>>16910106
How did you know you had high blood sugar? Are there any symptoms?

>> No.16911830

>>16911817
Keeps em loyal. As long as they keep drinking diabetic blood, they keep living. If they try to go feral, they're done for.

>> No.16912280

>>16910181
madoka wasw literally the best anime of its time

anyway, it's pretty easy to recover from this
you need sugar/carb consumption that matches your activity
drop a little weight
5000ius of vit d3 daily
plenty of iodized salt
red meat
anything high in potassium, magnesium, vit c and calcium

stay off garbage like metformin which will do absolutely nothing for you

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>>16910106
god fuckin damn boys, Franny really does it for me

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>>16910347

jesus christ

>> No.16912370

>>16910106
Fuck you, fatty. I've been a type 1 for over 10 years and you type 2's disgust me. You could have prevented this from happening to you and you didn't. I hope you suffer. I hope you lose a foot, you fat fuck.

>> No.16912382

>>16910106
You do know you can eat your way out of type 2 diabetes? Ketosis for some months with some changes in life and such. 2 or 3 years and you're good again :)

>> No.16912392

>>16910106
Replace your blood with that of a young boy's and get regular adrenochrome shots like the elites do and you'll be fine.

>> No.16912466

>>16910106
I know people that can enjoy food time to time. Use this to reset your diet, eat healthy, recuperate somewhat. You can adapt to new diets but you have to put in the work. Learn to cook. Then when you stabilize and know your body. Partake from time to time in your desired food, but with a twist, now that you cannot eat like a glutton, go for quality ingredients, quality cooking, make that rare ocasion a noteworthy experience, not in quantity but in quality.

>> No.16912478

>>16910106
Those things aren't normal. It's sad you think they are, as if that's all there is to life. Read The Diabetes Code by Jason Fung and learn to cook your own meals. No PUFAS and no fructose, but you can sweeten food very slightly with honey. Buy some coconut oil and use it to curb
hunger cravings. Learn how to use a fucking kitchen scale and how to measure carbs for a particular ingredient. Eat no more than 50g of carbs per day. For example, if you want to eat some potatoes, you measure 200g, because that amount of potato has 50g of carbs.

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16912490

>imagine getting a permanent illness because you couldn't stop eating
Modernity is truly a joke

>> No.16912539

>>16910106
How much do you weigh, tubby?

>> No.16912926

So, just throwing this out there, but like, the fundamental techniques of rollerblading are actually the exact same thing you'd use on non-skid shoe up in a kitchen...
Like if you're not double-time-T-stopping at the dish pit to fuck some shit up are you even alive?

>> No.16912948

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMajOwSfFHc

>> No.16912972
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16912972

All I'm saying is kitchen shoes, when used properly, are literally just skates if they were like, tentacles with sticky cup grippers on them.
You can sort of skate on kitchen shoes but you bleed momentum super fast, so you have to take that into account.

>> No.16912985

It's like, you wont slip on oil, you won't slip on water, that's what the uncomfortable fuckers are for.
HOWEVER, if there were to be say, oil, AND water...
What could you do with that ?

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For the love of god I don't want to have to yell at anyone.
They're gonna try to put me up on the output buffer and make me me the guy that has to yell at people.
I don't wanna have to yell at anyone.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMajOwSfFHc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q

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THE TICKET LITERALLY SAYS PEPPERONI AND ITALIAN SAUSAGE
I SEE PEPPERONI, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ITALIAN SAUSAGE FUCK YOU FUCKED IT UP FUCKING REMAKE IT RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvH67ODcJB8

>> No.16913083

There's some funny ones sometimes too though.
Like,
>half-and-half
>side A: pepperoni, bell peppers, onions, mushrooms
>side B: Onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, pepperoni
Now, you might think this means the same thing, but it doesn't. This is a subtle tweaker difference. They want a half-n-half with the same stuff, but stacked in a different order on the two sides.
That's what's being requested.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AXnl5dW5Mc

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My buddy on the line bummed a lot of smokes off of me.
He said he'd repay me with a pack when payday rolled around.
Payday came and went.
Guess who still owes me.
I'm... maybe not... the kind of guy you want to owe a debt to like that.
I mean, and just blatantly shirk it.
Hey, if you cain't you cain't, that's one thing, I can understand that and be sympathetic.
But just to straight up disrespect my hospitality like this?
Shit, I guess I'm gonna need a new line cook.
Whata pain in the ass.

>> No.16913294

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYLEWa_PeCA

>> No.16913335

>>16910106
You are literally never going to have a good or normal life again.
you roused the wrong dragon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYcOl33-mI0