/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16860348]

What do you guys make for tabletop game night?

[Anonymous No.16860402]

Whenever I play a tabletop game or rp we have pizza, soda and tea

[Anonymous No.16860444]

>>16860348
i dont have friends

[Anonymous No.16860475]

frozen hard boiled eggs and room temperature orange juice

[Anonymous No.16860485]

>>16860348
Meatbread, of course

[Anonymous No.16860494]

>>16860348
When I played dnd it was usually in the morning or early afternoon desu, so I usually brought everybody cold brew coffee desu and some baked goods desu.

[Anonymous No.16860906]

>>16860348
The only time I have "friends" is when I have drugs

[Anonymous No.16860919]

>>16860348
I have no friends dude. I don't even remember how to make them now.

[Anonymous No.16860955]

>>16860348
I quite gaming because I did not enjoy spending my free time trying to engage in leisure activities with straight up autismo's. Now I come here and spend my free time arguing with them about fast food.

[Anonymous No.16860963]

>>16860348
>make
Make? I don't know, I'm the guy who brings the beer and weed

[Anonymous No.16860967]

>>16860348
damn crossboard posting

Before pandemic times, I made stews and llemba bread and all sorts of cringe ass fantasy-based dishes. I never called them as-such to the people I served them to, but I did call them that in my head.

[Anonymous No.16861224]

>>16860348
nothing because if anything autismos owe me for spending time with them

unless I want to fuck em

[Anonymous No.16861232]

I make a bowl of twizzlers and pork rinds

[Anonymous No.16861778]

>>16860348
Pasta dish while frens are setting up Eldritch Horror and all of it's expansions

[Anonymous No.16861989]

>>16860348
I just bring beef jerky or a bag of candy like malted milk balls or gummy bears. I've been leaning more towards the latter since these bags went from $10 to $15. I used to bring pizza to my Sunday group but that campaign fell apart because of faggotry, I don't really even talk to those people anymore.

[Anonymous No.16862045]

>>16860348
This image is jarring because I don’t remember the last time I saw promotional imagery with only white people. Anyway the answer to your question is nachos and jelly shots

[Anonymous No.16862062]

>>16860348
i sacrifice one kike and one nigger

[Anonymous No.16862081]

I don't make anything. We play until about one in the morning then order domino's.

[Anonymous No.16862087]

I don't have friends

[Anonymous No.16862355]

>>16860348
Whenever i've DMd I've told cunts to eat before arriving.
Food always slows down the game, distracts people and turns what could be a 3 hour D&D session followed by casual beers after, into an 8~12h mega-session with people playing on their phones and "hang on man i'll roll the dice after I finish this slice of pizza".

[Anonymous No.16862366]

>>16862355
>DM
>letting your players roll dice
Get on the OSR train.

[Anonymous No.16862383]

One night while I was going for my long walk I passed by a house where people were sitting in the front room obviously playing D&D or something similar. They looked like they were having fun. I couldn't tell what they were eating. I wish I had friends.

[Anonymous No.16862398]

>>16862383
>walk up to house
>say hey i'm a distant neighbor (walking distance) and I couldn't help but notice you were playing d&d?
>i've been interested in it do you have room for another player?

missed opportunity, d&d groups can be hard to assemble and most groups are happy to find someone who shows the smallest of interest in the hobby. You're on a cooking board so tell them you'll bring something homemade.

[Anonymous No.16862400]

>>16862383
Sometimes I think about it and I realize that I haven't had any friends since I was 20 years old. I'm in my forties now. I used to play D&D with some kids from school when I was in high school.

[Anonymous No.16862406]

>>16860348
why do you care

[Anonymous No.16862442]

>>16862398
>cooking board so tell them you'll bring something homemade.
this but bring them something laced with copious amounts of laxatives so they all shit themselves ahah

[Anonymous No.16862499]

>>16860348
i order a subway and stuff my face while waiting for my turn. I dont do offline stuff nowadays.

sincerely,

A fa/tg/uy

[Anonymous No.16862517]

>>16862398
do not do this shit

[Anonymous No.16862523]

>>16862517
Autist.

[Anonymous No.16862547]

>>16862398
lol yeah bro idk, sounds like a recipe for fucking disaster

[Anonymous No.16862554]

>>16862547
>fucking disaster
so? disasters happen even in lifelong relationships. Shit happens bro just roll with it.

[Anonymous No.16862574]

>>16862554
i can't even imagine how weird it would be to have a knock at the door, you open it to find some fat autist holding a pizzabox stuttering about wanting to join your board game because he was watching you through the window

[Anonymous No.16862584]

>>16862574
Lol, thats how the shoegazer sees it. that's why you'll never even ask a girl out.

[Anonymous No.16862590]

>>16862574
"But some guy reciting platitudes from a self-help book said it was a good idea"

[Anonymous No.16862591]

>>16860348
I cook dorky medieval times esque food (chicken quarters etc) or make a charcuterie board with meats and cheeses. I like to incorporate the meals into the game too. I usually make really nasty mixed drinks for them when ever they are in a bar or find questionable potions in a chest. Of course there are also days where we just eat sour gummy worms and drink pbrs. Dedicating this much time into DMing has made it impossible for me to be just a player anymore.

[Anonymous No.16862598]

>>16862584
girls are scary

[Anonymous No.16862603]

>>16862574
na dipshit, you wouldn't bring and expect to play the same fucking day, retard. You'd exchange numbers and when some player inevitably cancels on a session you tell them you'll fill in.

[Anonymous No.16862633]

>>16862584
>ask a girl out
whata faggot

[Anonymous No.16862646]

>>16862584
>He doesn't let his dice ask the girl out for him

[Anonymous No.16862665]

>>16860348
we either order out beforehand or just drink.

[Anonymous No.16862674]

>>16862383
literally every town has some sort of "Geeks, gamers, D&D" group on facebook who are always willing to invite newbros around to roll some dice.
the reason you dont have friends is you just make excuses and dont fucking try.

[Anonymous No.16862765]

>>16862674
Truthfully it has been tough since the coof. It seems the typical d&d player lacks the spine to get together with people irl as they are dictated. I recently moved and made a ad to get a new party going and several people asked me if I was doing it virtual. Virtual d&d? I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.16862771]

>>16860348
cheese and crackers. it's finger food and least likely to get food on my games. all my cards are in protective sleeves as a precaution either way.

[Anonymous No.16862777]

>>16862398
>uh, yeah, maybe some other time. w-we were just finishing up. got somewhere to be, heh.

[Anonymous No.16862786]

>>16860348
Depends on the dice roll

[Anonymous No.16862793]

>>16862777
>another retard expected to be invited in.
I'm guessing you faggots also expect to get your dick wet in the first hour of a first date. Have some fucking tact.

[Anonymous No.16862801]

>>16862398
This is absolute psycho behavior, do not do this. Any roleplaying group that adds a member because they yelled at them on the street promising to bring food is not worth being part of.

[Anonymous No.16862804]

>>16862801
>knocking on your neighbors door is psycho behavior.
Bugman logic.

[Anonymous No.16862811]

>>16862793
>"oh, don't stop on my account. i just wanted to say friendly hello".
>"uh...ok".
>week passes
>anon sees and approaches the fags playing DnD
>"oh no, not this weirdo again".

[Anonymous No.16862819]

>>16862811
Well, I'm sure that exact scenario happened to you a lot. So you might be correct. I'm just assuming anon doesn't give the "creepy guy" vibe that you obviously give off.

[Anonymous No.16863268]

>>16862366
>OSR
Old School Role-playing? More like : Old School Retards lmao

[Anonymous No.16863642]

>>16862765
>me if I was doing it virtual. Virtual d&d? I don't think so.
it sounds gay but it actually works and is cool in it's own way.

>dont have to drive to some other faggot's dirty house that he hasnt tidied up
>players arent blatantly walking away from the table, looking at their phones or w/e disrupting the game
>when it's not your turn or the faggot in your party is taking literally 90min to buy something from the Blacksmith you can alt-tab and do something else while waiting
>lots of cool software nowadays to show the board, the dungeon layout, your character tokens etc, as well as to keep track of status effects and other shit
>much easier to ditch a shitty session early if you have to, than in RL (can just literally close discord and text them saying your internet went down)
>if you want to be a cheating cunt, you can fudge the dice rolls (usually DMs trust players to roll their own dice and just be honest about what they got)
>online programs/apps take care of the character sheet much easier than a pencil n paper
>can play D&D in the comfort of your own bedroom/living room in your underpants or naked and the rest of the group doesnt know

[Anonymous No.16863648]

I don't have friends

[Anonymous No.16863649]

>>16862819
Any stranger knocking on your door asking to hang out sometime will automatically have a creepy vibe. You're the worst guidance counsellor ever.

[Anonymous No.16863681]

>>16860348
Last time I made guac and a date dip to eat with tortilla chips. Everyone else brought some other snacks as well.
Before that I cooked a lasagna.

[Anonymous No.16863684]

>>16863268
haha got eeemmm

[Anonymous No.16863993]

>>16862398
>walk up to house
>admit you were watching them through the window long enough to figure out what they were doing
>ask to exchange numbers
>never get called back

[Anonymous No.16865222]

a phonecall to a takeout place

[Anonymous No.16865518]

>>16860348
Fuck off back to your containment board /trannygeneral/

[Anonymous No.16865891]

>>16860906
I know this feel anon.

[Anonymous No.16865992]

>>16860348
Men, women or combination it matters not I get multiple picks

[Anonymous No.16866015]

>>16865518
based

[Anonymous No.16866035]

>>16862574
Plot twist: I wear a big felted wool Gandalf hat and cloak when I'm out walking at night. And I have a huge beard. This is not cosplay. These are my "normal" clothes. 100% not a joke.

[Anonymous No.16866046]

>>16862517
>>16862547
>>16862801

Totally agree. The correct approach is to stalk and kill one of the existing group members and wear his face as a mask to the next party.

[Anonymous No.16866059]

sorry I only play board games with my wife's kids, uncatered, I'm not some hipster soyboy.

[Anonymous No.16866860]

>>16862517
>>16862547
>>16862777
>>16863993
>>16862801
CHarisma isn't a dump stat IRL.

[Anonymous No.16866879]

>>16860348
Cucumber sandwiches. They went over alright. Didn’t use butter, did a bit of cream cheese with lemon zest and white pepper instead

[Anonymous No.16866887]

>>16866879
what tabletop did you play? Hide the salumi in some gay ass.

[Anonymous No.16866892]

>>16866887
I was going to say that's not a tabletop game but then I realized you could play it on a tabletop.

[Anonymous No.16866943]

>>16860485
Kek

[Anonymous No.16866972]

>>16862398
>You're on a cooking board so tell them you'll bring something homemade.

Oh fuck he's going to make them eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.16866979]

ASMR mukbang eating all of the asscream and slurping the booty like pickles

[Anonymous No.16867004]

great way to make an otherwise 45 minute game take 2.5 hours

[Anonymous No.16867107]

i havent had a friend in over 10 years andmy family is too tunnel visioned on "adulting" im the only one with a soul left

[Anonymous No.16867128]

>>16867107
what?

[Anonymous No.16867144]

>>16867128

Anon thinks that playing a children's make-believe game in his 40s means he has "soul".

[Anonymous No.16867151]

>>16867144
'sovl'

[Anonymous No.16867221]

>>16866860
Sperg.

[Anonymous No.16867360]

>>16860348
I find tabletop games intolerable. After playing some vidya/whatever, I go to a nice restaurant with friends, if I ever.

[Anonymous No.16867368]

>>16860967
Post sweet rolls

[Anonymous No.16867819]

From my fairly limited d&d experience I've dealt with 2 kinds of annoying players.

The d&d is serious business kind:
>Absolute rulefag who never wants anyone to play creatively or have fun at all
>Obnoxiously strict about RP
>Refuses to cut anyone slack if they missed little details
>Wants to completely no-life the game and treat it like a job
Had a DM that wanted to meet on Sat and Sun every week and have 10 hour sessions both days, he saw nothing wrong with that and when the players said they had other shit they needed to do on the weekends he gave them the old, "well I guess you don't really want to play then." That group didn't last long.

The not at all serious kind:
>On their phone whenever not actively making a decision
>Zones out during anything other than combat and constantly needs refreshers
>Flaky and often shows up to sessions an hour or more late.

The worst is when both types are in the same group, sparks really fly then.

Why is it so hard to find players who are flexible and just want to enjoy the game?

[Anonymous No.16867847]

>>16867819
You haven't had the troll player? Usually a thief or illusionist. We play only to fuck the game up.

[Anonymous No.16867857]

>>16867847
That's because those kinds of players are cool in my book, imo the game benefits from some healthy fucking around.

[Anonymous No.16868032]

How does one get into tabletop games? I’m sick of being alone and the idea of having a weekly friendgroup meeting sounds great

[Anonymous No.16868046]

>>16867819
You have to split the difference. I DM'd for awhile and made it a no phones/tablets/whatever rule. Pencil, paper, physical dice. Used railroading only when they clearly weren't picking up on quest hints, otherwise I let them do whatever they wanted. Made for a pretty engaging time with people just doing whacky shit, making me adhoc rules like could a kobold use medium grieves as a breastplate or whatever.

It was fun but the level of improv skills required is exhausting

[Anonymous No.16868048]

>>16867819
Take the OSR pill

[Anonymous No.16868086]

>>16862804
It’s not 1952 anymore, community trust no longer exists. Someone knocking on your door at 9 at night is just as likely to be a murderrapist as they are to be a friendly neighbour. This is the price we pay for living in a progressive multicultural society.

[Anonymous No.16868092]

>>16863642
>describes an obtuse MP point-and-click computer game
>calls it a digital tabletop

Just play WoW, faggot

[Anonymous No.16868099]

>>16860348
We order Pizza and have snacks at the table like bread and dips and shit.

[Anonymous No.16868113]

>>16862355
This is the WORST. Urgh fuck this

>>16862811
Youre an autist I can tell. Its totally fine approaching people, but it needs tact and knowing how to talk to people.
>Helped a friend moving out
>Other helpers talk about some dnd and baldurs gate
>I hop in and we talk, I then ask if I can join and we exchanged numbers.

Unfortunately these guys run ultra shitty games and I couldn't handle 1 of the players because I wanted to punch him but yeah, it's possible.

[Anonymous No.16868407]

>>16868032
You could try a public game at a local game store but I don't go to those these days because D&D getting popular has attracted the worst kind of people, as is the case with anything else. In my last public game someone managed to break one of my dice and I got barfed on by a MtF who hit a dab pen too hard. IIRC everyone in the group was a class that had magic but I was the only one who showed up with spells picked out and written down.