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What is this retarded meme that "real" pizza must necessarily have only few ingredients and everything else is "unholy".
God, I fucking hate hipsters.
Do you think that Italians only have the "classic" neapolitan Margherita pizza? They also eat shitloads of pizza with heavy toppings.
You realize that pizza is basically a peasant food and came in existence when poor shitalian peasants put whatever leftovers they had on some bread and tgats it. Just put on it whatever you like and stop watching garbage Vice hipster pizza videos on internet, you spergs

>> No.16845939

Okay, I'm sorry

>> No.16845974

It doesnt cook right if you try to make it in your oven at home

>> No.16846076

>>16845935
the margherita pizza was especially invented for representing the italian flag. thats why they are so obsessed with the tomato bread.

>> No.16846097
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>>16846076
Oh yeah, im sure that the dumb peasant who had like 2 tomatoes, some flour and some cheese left in his pantry was definitely thinking about the future shitalian flag when he made his meal 500 years ago, most definitely b

>> No.16846127

>>16846097
history which is older than 200 years is always wonky. my point is that i tried somewhat to explain the retarded obsession of italians with their margarita today.

>> No.16846144
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>>16846127
Its not even shitalians, they eat plenty of what the hipster spergs would consider "weird" pizzas, its mostly amerishart larping as shitalians or just cringy pizza hipsters trying to be le ebin gate keepers
Pic related, pure Italian pizzas

>> No.16846179

You're the one sounding like a sperg, anon

>> No.16846237

I don't care about the pizza lore. Margherita is the most delicious and beautiful so its what I prefer. The simplicity lets quality ingredients shine and that's something I appreciate in food

>> No.16846261

>>16846237
While I mostly agree with you, a simple Margherita gets 10 times better if you introduce some kind of mean, prosciutto, a nice salami, a good sausage, hell even some cheap basic ham

>> No.16846429

>>16846261
I love prosciutto so I would definitely try that, thanks for the idea anon

>> No.16846471

>>16846237
>Margherita is the most delicious
Only when done properly and perfectly. Then it's God Tier, and you don't understand why you would ever choose any other version.
Otherwise, having lots of things on is good even if a bit of a mutant version.

>> No.16846486

>>16845935
pizza gets kinda wet and soggy when you put too much shit on it.

>> No.16846535

The only places I see loading their pizzas down with ungodly toppings are the hipster places though.

>> No.16846560

>>16846237
Capricciosa is the best, you're just too poor to eat anything else than the basic shit.

>> No.16846602

>>16845935
You can't even speak English.
No, I won't tell you what you got wrong.

>> No.16846725

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, and jalapeños. All you need.

>> No.16846771

>>16846602
LITERALLY no one cares about English lmao

Your meme language is here to be raped kek

>> No.16846807

>>16846144
This. Anytime you see someone here fervently insisting that anything other than margherita is "not pizza" it is 99% guaranteed to be a lily-white larping american hipster

>> No.16846861

>>16846771
I can smell your insecurity. You thought you were better than your peers because of your English skills, didn't you? Sorry to disabuse you. Don't worry, I'll let you look up what "disabuse" means.

>> No.16846863

>>16846807
This but americans are as or browner than italians

>> No.16846864

>>16846807
>>16846144
I vividly remember asking a Neapolitan classmate what he thought of hawaiian pizza and he just said "who cares lol cook what you want to cook". Pizza for them is just like water -- why would you care what some Brazillian does to water? Why would you care what they do to pizza?

>> No.16846871

>>16846861
fuckibg weirdo lmao

>> No.16846917

>>16846871
And proud, baby.

>> No.16847750

>>16846097
> im sure that the dumb peasant who had like 2 tomatoes
kek, It's always funny when americans expose their level of foreign culture/history knowledge with such complacency and still be so clueless

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>>16846807
>>16846144
That's pizza in teglia from Rome (not even a good one judging by pic). It's "pizza" only if you are from rome, for the rest of italy it's technically not pizza.
It's not "hispster pizza" lel, it's just the roman style. But "pizza" in italy
it neapolitan pizza

>> No.16847968

>>16847763
Incorrect

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>>16845935
>

>> No.16848096

>>16845935
>corn on pizza.

While Pizza purists do sometimes go overboard, there are some things that just do not fucking belong on a pizza.

>> No.16848238

>>16848096
Corn doesn't taste bad on pizza, the problem is that it doesn't work with most toppings.

>> No.16848244

>make up a guy
>post about him
Why do 4channers keep doing this? This is a hypothetical argument

>> No.16848605

>>16847968
fagotto

>> No.16848659

>>16848086
Revulsion to pineapple pizza is only natural

t. Italian