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>> No.16836610

Can't we just do another fast food thread where crammers and depressed alcoholics shit up the place?

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Bolognese, swedish style.

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>> No.16836633

who the fuck has carrots and bacon in their bolognese?!

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goddamn americans are filthy

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delete this shit thread OP

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>> No.16836701

Ja/ck/ is Italian

>> No.16837805

Why the fuck does he let the water spill everywhere? Who the fuck designed it that way. Did they just let it make a mess so autists like me would comment yelling on his vid to increase interaction or something?

>> No.16837839

Carrots add good flavor and any sort of cured meat is great to add to tomatoes based sauce imo

>> No.16837843

What's the liquer he used there? Also, how do you get your ice so clear?

>> No.16837845

I'm surprised Jack doesn't just put his head down into the pie and not come back up.

>> No.16837849

hot water = clear ice

>> No.16837858

Literally an attempt at social media marketing

>> No.16837944

Every time this is the OP in a /ck/ webm thread reminds me of every time I go to a YLYL thread on /gif/ and it's just tiktok.

>> No.16838028

he forgot to cook fish

>> No.16838054

Who is this retard? I'm not talking about Jack for once just the collective consciousness of white men in their 30s with a stupid bacon shake? God what a punchable face

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>> No.16838069

Agree with this. They're super expensive and they don't even come with a tray

>> No.16838075

distilled water makes clear ice. you also want the ice to freeze from the bottom up and you just calve off the top to get rid of the section with inclusions

>> No.16838078

Whats up with Jack's hand? Why does it look retarded in some of these videos?

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go to bed grandpa

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>> No.16838138

hes had 2 strokes and he didnt do physical therapy on his arm so now its completely useless and has turned into a hot dog

>> No.16838283

Sad that he had strokes, but a different kind of sad that he neglected himself.

>> No.16838297

Uh, carrots belong in a traditional ragu alla bolognese.
That is not at all a traditional ragu alla bolognese, but still.

>> No.16838298

What's the best brand of pasta scissors?

>> No.16838310

The only webm in this thread that is actually sort of cool

>> No.16838317

Have sound, friend

>> No.16838333

l2quote, retard

>> No.16838336

Well that didn't change much, but thanks I guess.

>> No.16838348

who the fuck let Jack deep fry a whole turkey indoors?

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>> No.16838649

What a fucking waste

>> No.16838685

>Mayo and ketchup on salmon
The second one seems okay; chilli paste, garlic, soy, rice wine vinegar but ultimately both are a pretty shitty thing to do to quality salmon.

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>let's just cover vegetables in chocolate

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Fiskars, duh.

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Gave me a hearty chuckle

>> No.16838893

someone please post the dark souls you died edit

>> No.16839021

carrots are normal, counter tha acidity of tomatos
dont overdo it or its too sweet tho

>> No.16839044

The slower it freezes, the clearer. Super high end cocktail bars order ice from places that freeze the water over like 48 hours.

>> No.16839049

Cocoa by itself isn't sweet, and is used sometimes as a spice in savoury dishes. That was probably very high cocoa% chocolate.

>> No.16839077

I still wouldn't put chocolate on my vegetables.

>> No.16839079

He's not a faith healer is he

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>> No.16839103

What's happening here?

>> No.16839167

God damnit. I mean he seems like such a genuinely nice person, it sucks to see him just let this happen to him.

>> No.16839180

>nice person
Yeah, no. Beyond just being an obnoxious and very argumentative about anything, he has the obvious tendency to blame everyone else for any shortcomings he has. Not to mention about borderline bragging about choking his own son. He's an unpleasant person at best, but he obviously has some bright spots.

>> No.16839214

If it makes you feel better, he's a genuine wife beater. So there's that

>> No.16839230

That's based

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Natural sausage casings are made from intestines, but you gotta push all the poop out of them first.

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>God damnit. I mean he seems like such a genuinely nice person
Dig a little deeper, buddy.

I feel sorry for some lolcows, but Jack ain't one of them.

>> No.16839354

>half pretencious cocktail faggotry, half erotic gay drama

>> No.16839376

Looks like it would give me diarrhea.

>> No.16839406

>thread gets ja/ck/ed
beautiful, beautiful

>> No.16839414

Swedes are genuinely the worst cooks. I have no idea how anyone can have a worse rep than mayo mixed with boiled garbage loaf

>> No.16839424

Farm salmon gaurenteed

>> No.16839620

>genuinely nice person
Imagine being this new

>> No.16839624

He looks like a bowling ball

>> No.16839631

Generation meme aside this still makes me mad just watching this. I hope it's staged. How do you get to be as old as this kid is and not know how to use a can opener?

>> No.16839639

>75% of the webm is just talking
>no subtitles
What's the fucking point? Do you not understand how a silent visual medium works? Either edit it to focus on all the important visuals or add subtitles if you think the talking is so important.

>> No.16839654

I don't really know the full context, but I don't find it too unreasonable to approach it like this if you haven't seen a can opener before in your life, especially this specific kind and you are maybe hamming it up a little for a show.

>> No.16839743

so he put bacon into a milk shake ... weird but not horrifying like most webms. I don't get it.

>> No.16839769

I prefer farmed salmon because it's fattier and sears better

>> No.16839776

This is beyond retarded and I assume the only money they make from this is the ad revenue from the videos

>> No.16839777

jack didn't realize it was a contest, he was just practicing for his next stroke that prevents him from using his good hand

>> No.16839789

You can bet they didn't drain that fryer

>> No.16839799

ur fattier and sear better

>> No.16839807

Wild salmon that has been feeding on young trout are very fatty. Maybe take your high heels off and go catch one sometime

>> No.16840014

based retard

>> No.16840028

imagine him eating out his wife this way

>> No.16840037

Why would anyone want this?

>> No.16840075

these threads suck shit without sound.
at least put in the effort to make two versions with and without sound. its not hard to make a /ck/ thread on /gif/ or /wsg/, even if its just to complement these dumb threads. learn to crossboard post, thats three green arrows, the board and the post number.

>> No.16840228

Do Germans really?

>> No.16840273

Would you really want fligigigu and I make you a pie slammed here too?

>> No.16840292 [DELETED] 

Nobody cares, autist. These threads suck with or without sound.

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>/ck/ webms
>either dumb food shit or gay food shit
yeah, seems about right

>> No.16840408

I make a less pro looking version of this at home all the time
Real good shit

>> No.16840451

Something about the way liquor flows and forms is decadent

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>> No.16840575

Can't tell if this is supposed to be cringe

>> No.16840604

Yeah sorry anon, like the other responders said, Jack is a primetime douche. Their is multiple videos of him just yelling at his son for his fuck ups (though his son isn't very smart either). Lots of other worse allegations that I don't doubt are real. Most lolcows are lowcows cuz their horrible aspects outweigh the sympathy one must have to not fuck with them, and Jack is a great example of that.

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>> No.16840628

Finally some good looking food in this thread for once. The disgusting North European slop from above makes even this mediocre kebab look like Mana from heaven.

>> No.16840632

>Papa Johns
Good taste

>> No.16840758

Not chocolate like candy retard

>> No.16840816

Holy shit, that's Dirty Pair: The Movie.

I just watched it four-five weeks ago.

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>> No.16840975

distilled water isn't it. directional freezing is the only way

>> No.16840981

time doesn't matter, it's the directional freezing

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I mean, I grew up with a different style can opener with my parents, and then my grandparents had an electric one you put the can up into, I didn't use a typical hand crank one until I worked in a kitchen.

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>> No.16841099

Jesus Christ Favreau...

>> No.16841121

i know, its probably one of the few good food webms id seen in a long time. thats why i saved it fast as i could

>> No.16841126

Do you have a recipe for this?

>> No.16841134

Why is it essential to eat out of cans?

>> No.16841151

That's overcooked yo

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>> No.16841185

wtf, so you just eat vegetables boiled in stock? Why not cut them smaller and drink the broth as well turning it into a soup.

>> No.16841189

Fuck I was gonna make the same joke. Nice trips faget

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>> No.16841221

Why cant fat/poor people come here to talk about food?

>> No.16841237

Okay what the fuck? When i was in high school/college i used to see all sorts of shock threads and gore threads and shit on /b/ and saw all sorts of snuff films and shit and i numbed myself to some of the worst gore and shit the internet could provide me.

But anytime I click on a /ck/ webm thread and its like i'm 16 and being shown 2 girls 1 cup for the first time again. I dont understand this. How does this shit get me like this???

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>> No.16841266

What is going on in this image?

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>> No.16841275

Bunny Liru eating a carrot.

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>> No.16841286

That's fine and I do that, but when you want to maximise flavour you want to remove the vegetables you used to make the broth and use new vegetables that haven't been sapped of flavour for the suspension.

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>Cold tomato sauce

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>> No.16841401

for what purpose

>> No.16841432

I used to date a girl who did this in Japan, she was part of the NBA which stands for national bartenders association over there. They do two kind of contests, cocktail and flair. She did cocktails, and she could make really great drinks. I'd go chill near the end of her shift, drink a little with her, she'd slice some pork from the fucking leg they had sitting on the bar, and we'd go off and drink all night and eat ramen and fuck and pass out together while it snowed heavily in Aomori.

She was 38 and I was 26. I broke up with her because of the age difference, and I was moving to Tokyo. I married a girl two years younger than me, moved to NYC, and immediately a month after getting there she cheated on me. Sorry for blogposting, I'm having a very difficult time right now.

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Whatever simp, o one cares.

>> No.16841472

we need another fucking vietnam

>> No.16841478

I didnt use a can opener until I was 25 because isn't a bunch of white trash retard doomsday preppers that eat like it's the great depression.

>> No.16841495

lost my shit because I thought it was solely a device that made a mess for no reason

>> No.16841517

You're very lucky to have lived in Aomori. I lived in Nagano, the snow was so comfy.

I hope the divorce works out man. I live in Tokyo now and I'm afraid of this path.

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>> No.16841525

"Bomb Palestine? Where do I sign???"
such a nice wholesome fella

>> No.16841526

We're in one, you just don't want to buckle down because you don't get to murder.

>> No.16841530

>he actually fell for the trade japanese gf meme
many such cases

>> No.16841599

Social media

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Jesus fuck, everything about this dude pisses me off so much.

>> No.16841650

>this dude

I hate to break it to you bro, but that is 100% a biological woman.

>> No.16841663

cool blog post retard no one cares

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Fuck... seriously?

>> No.16841675

piss people off so they repost and comment on her shit

>> No.16841687

Finns actually

>> No.16841689

thats how i grew up unfortunately, a lot of people just had their parents dump ragu onto pasta right out of the pot. no one else in my family cooks the pasta in the sauce to finish it off

>> No.16841724

It's one of the chicks from the Foam Adventure video

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>> No.16841879

Best of luck Anon.

>> No.16841893

No let's see it without all the cuts huh. Lmao Americans trying to trick people YOUR TOO FUCKKNG FAT AND RETARDED TO TRICK NON AMERICANS YOU STUPID FAT BASTARDS lmao bet it took like a thousand takes to make that video fuck Americans I wanna stick a spike through their necks.

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>> No.16841905

That is such a cute and expressive fursona

>> No.16842019

imagine the smell
also deserves a house fire

>> No.16842039

It's "Fligugigu" you uncultured swine.

>> No.16842042

why do you keep posting people with mental handicaps?

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>> No.16842087

Empathy is something that develops with age

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>> No.16842097

I tried this with my little brother last week, he did not know how to use it. Many keks were had.

>> No.16842103

fyi, the one at the end is literally just seasoned tap water in a puff pastry

>> No.16842132

he chocked his own son until blood came out of his eyes

>> No.16842135

>Foam Adventure
Get outta here gramps.

>> No.16842165

>meat on the bone

>> No.16842219

this kill the italian

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Never forget.

>> No.16842253

Look, I won't argue that this woman isn't a truly sickening creature, but there HAS to be a better first vegetable to try to feed her than brussel sprouts, the closest vegetable to a solidified fart.

>> No.16842269

>t. rae-sis

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>> No.16842299

All of these are wrong

>> No.16842305

kek he almost spat his drink out

>> No.16842480

A bit old to be doing that shit isn't she

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>> No.16842604

Do Americans really...?

>> No.16842629

>watch video of one of those traveling fucks eating street food in India
>"wow! look at this guy, he cooks only using his hands"
>eat it anyway
>next day he and his buddy are sick
>blames water
I know water is also pretty dangerous in india but come on.

>> No.16842712

I still can't believe that
>This person was previously (in)famous for foot fetish pictures of her dirty feet
>She somehow managed to become (in)famous again
>She somehow became famous again using the same username as when she did foot fetish pictures
>That she is completely unironic with this, considering she was in the Foam Adventure video from 2009
It's just a weird webm.

>> No.16842722

I watched one of those guys, he actually had to take down a video about Indian street food because of Indians in the comments fighting about how they're not all like that and Westerners spamming DESIGNATED memes.

>> No.16842735

wild to see cumskins who still have personalities like this

>> No.16842737

why does he act like this ice makes his drink taste better at the end

>> No.16842738

god i didnt even realize that was jack until i saw his face lmfao. how recent is this vid?

>> No.16842756

Anyone got the Niko webm of him walking back and forth holding fast food while making a dumb face?

>> No.16842764

This is really cool but at the same time who cares about whiskey ice this much

>> No.16842968



It's an ad for the hotdogs at a Norwegian gas station, made by a Norwegian ad agency, featuring two Finnish guys.

>> No.16843027

This one looks pretty cool

>> No.16843047

Lmao good thinking anon. Christ the shit i’ve seen on here
>brain meatballs
>Mexican macaroni bowl
>raccoon hand calzone
Doing gods work, truly.

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imagine breaking up with a japanese milf wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.16843255

So use a tray? lul

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>Foam Adventure video from 2009
no way

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oooh nonnonnono

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>> No.16843331

What's wrong with it?

>> No.16843369

The heat of the spaghetti cooks the sauce

>> No.16843412

how can one person be such a huge source of degeneracy

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>> No.16843441

Well, it's a furry. We're not going to see mainstream furry acceptance movements this side of 2030, and by then China will be the dominant world power and there's little likelihood of furry logic ever becoming accepted in that episteme.

>> No.16843472

Okay but why no pupils

>> No.16843492

this hair is more dangerous than the mouse

>> No.16843496

>Foam Adventure
I don't know how I knew it.

>> No.16843501

>wrapped turds
>looking good
Mehmet pls

>> No.16843601

what's with all the vertical tiktok shit

>> No.16843610

Shaved ice is based, but the cream seems mehh

>> No.16843619

the new covid restrictions are ridiculous

>> No.16843627

Making the outside skin part of hotdogs.

>> No.16843662

Completely false, you can look them up since they posted an update video last year
One of them is an ftm trannoid now and the other one looks nothing like that webm
This freak is so much worse than either of them

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>> No.16843670

he met up with garret in vegas recently, had him in a few vids, mocked him for not having a real job, but i bet garret makes far more money than old jack

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>> No.16843737

Most likely Campari since it's unmixed. Could be some kind of blood orange gin too.

>> No.16843740

not enough build up to it

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>> No.16843817

Thank you anon

>> No.16843897

Is this the slimmest American?

>> No.16844216

amerifats are so fucking obese

>> No.16844287

>I have made your cupcake inedible

>> No.16844483

what a retarded, fucking mess

>> No.16844516

It fucking baffles me how almost every time there are no comments about this being the foam adventure girl

>> No.16844745

no one knows what the fuck foam adventure is, you out of touch dinosaur

>> No.16844766

I thought he was gagging from the liquor

>> No.16844768

>That'll be $200 plus tip

>> No.16844771

Anon... foam adventure is from 2009. Most of the posters today were in elementary school or diapers at the time, blissfully unaware.

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>> No.16845023

this one always makes me gag

>> No.16845026

This, but unironically

>> No.16845043

It's 2021

>> No.16845096

I'm a furry and I fucking despise dangerhair tumblreddit troons like that

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Good thread this

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>Something about the way liquor flows and forms is decadent

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>> No.16845170

Holy shit, really? And she just never grew out of that shit, huh? Jesus Christ she must be like 30 now.

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Thank you very much

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>> No.16845271

>falling for the loyal asian wife meme

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>> No.16845301

Fucking hell just kill it

>> No.16845371

But is it reaaaallly like this, these days?

>> No.16845473

they didn't even set the timer

>> No.16845631

I'm pushing 40 and have no idea what that is

>> No.16845643

The shittier your situation in the military the better the food tends to be for morale reasons, so it might still be something like this on subs. Normal ships, normal bases? Fuck no, the food ranges from disgusting to adequate.

>> No.16845671

Falukorv is delicious when pansrede or baked

>> No.16845682
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Worst ITT

>> No.16845695

It also just occurred to me but how the fuck would you get a giant ice block in the first place. You’d either have to buy or make your own mould for it which isn’t worth the time or effort.

>> No.16845701

disagree. Its overdesigned.

>> No.16845702

I don't see any Filipinos or black women in that webm so no.

>> No.16845713

Kill yourself

>> No.16845714

For the first week, sure.
Eventually the fresh stuff gets used up and everything is supplemented with beans.

>> No.16845715

The food in that webm is what I'd describe as adequate. If that's the standard you're taking as good, I'd hate to see what you're describe as disgusting.

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So it's like a knockoff Epic Meal Time.

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>> No.16845732
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>> No.16845736

That's extremely good for chow hall food.
Normal chow halls/messes serve public school cafeteria level shit most of the time. If you're there for a while you figure out what's actually edible, and the salad bar is usually top notch so it's hard to complain too much.

>> No.16845739

What is "candy retard?"

>> No.16845759

swing and a miss

>> No.16845789

2013 or 14

>> No.16845798

>Foam Adventure video from 2009

Fucking hell

>> No.16845898

>No carrots in Bolognese

Nice bait but.

>> No.16845901

have fun carrying that shit

>> No.16845906

God I wish I was that pie.

>> No.16845914

Fucking kek

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>> No.16845944

Lmao, we got to the moon, of course we can put a hotdog in a bun with industrial grade machinery. Silly euros

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>> No.16845978

>places on plate
>slides it off plate
>cuts it on board
>puts it back on plate
this webm has been pissing me off for like 4 years now

>> No.16846005

it's ok, thoses are just bees

>> No.16846049

she always find a way back here. to think we all used to cringe to her foam adventure and now she doubledown with this

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Shes so cute!

>> No.16846061

so that's what they meant when they say white people's food have no flavor

>> No.16846079

jfc, how do people keep pretending being a tranny is not a mental illness

>> No.16846090

is his son even aware of his dad's same?

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>> No.16846212

When did Norway make it to the moon? That's a norwegian gas station commercial.

>> No.16846220

Here's a video about cooking on a submarine

>> No.16846227

I particularly like how he's really only holding it slightly above 90 degrees and leaning backwards. His instinct for unintentional comedy is sublime.

>> No.16846235

>those thighs in the back

>> No.16846289

Bean Dad did nothing wrong

Fun facts:
>CPS came to his house and interviewed his daughter after the bean dad shitstorm because so many people lost their minds and reported him
>after getting booted from Maximum Fun for the bean dad thread he got worried about his financial security being controlled by other people and started a patreon that grew to 6 figures in a couple days

>> No.16846332

you're basically reliving the plot of "no longer human"

>> No.16846456

Never understood the bitching about this scene. It's a fucking grilled cheese, it's supposed to be hoodrich indulgent.

>> No.16846637

Fuck you ungrateful faggot

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It's sriracha not ketchup.

>> No.16846664


>> No.16846694

Fuck off then reddit nigger

>> No.16846720

how do we fix this?

>> No.16846729

where's the tonayan?

>> No.16846734


>> No.16846770

Thoroughly uncomfortable and irrigating, but I'm sure women would lap up this nonsense

>> No.16846789

This is all on the parents. Teach your kids to not be dumb fucks and they won't be dumb fucks.
t. Millennial

>> No.16846851

What's with Americans replacing rice crispies with chips?

>> No.16846886

He wasn't making rice krispies treats.

>> No.16847149

this guys a three for free farmer, they use them for me it's the McChicken™

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Making espresso dangerous!

>> No.16847171

wyte peepo rilly do be

>> No.16847218

That's rough, but on the bright side, you've already lived an exciting life, to move to Japan, meet fine women there, and move to NYC. The divorce will be difficult, but you're still in the prime of your life and have a lot of cool things ahead of you, I'm sure. As long as you're still alive, you still have a chance. Good luck, bud.

>> No.16847230

strike 2. thinking you might be the newfag by your lack of internet profiling

>> No.16847248

damn this is spot on for annoying dyke lesbian

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a large influx of bees ought to help this situation

>> No.16847263


>> No.16847283

You are a living stereotype

>> No.16847307

This looks awful. Also, why does he wear gloves and then sprinkle salt all over his arms and onto the bun of the sandwich?

>> No.16847312

I hate the walk it does at 5 seconds.

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>> No.16847328

men like this should be neutered

>> No.16847329

>butters the naan with beef drippings
>great cutting technique on the veg
>seasons the veg separate from the meat
>even distribution on the naan
>uses the overlapped naan to center the fillings
>mehmet please
Sorry you eat Kraft dinner all the time

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>goes to the trouble of using a separate pan to pre-cook the ingredients
>crowds the pan so much that they might as well have just dumped all that shit in the pot at the same time anyways
>doesn't even bother transferring any of the fond

>> No.16847580

rent free

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>foam adventures
fuck you I had forgotten about that

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>> No.16847644

Absolute coal

who dips bacon in milkshake

>> No.16847932

i wonder if the mice finally got him

>> No.16848052

These fucking things explode on me every time I try to use them

>> No.16848250

Scrolling anon here, I just didn't recognize her from that long ago! That's nutters.

We has the foamz! X3

>> No.16848414

haha lol epic new grounds cartoonist meme!

>> No.16848443

Jesus fuck, you just stabbed a dagger straight through my heart. Please never bring that video up again. Or this one.

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>whole, hearty vegetables, a bit of meat, bouillon and water would give you diarrhea
Not enough HFCS, salt and artificial garbage for your withered American gut to handle hey?

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