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Holy shit, they're actually real:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_sandwich

>> No.16829814

Do bongs really?

>> No.16829815

This is the cooking equivalant of not having to look at the early life section anymore

>> No.16829818
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>>16829806
And they are fucking delish
Monstermunch are best
>>16829814
Yes we fucking do. Stay jealous

>> No.16829830

>>16829806
as an Texan i wouldn't be able to eat that without 2 slices of deli meat

>> No.16829838

>>16829806
that needs 2 slice of kraft singles between each bread/chips layer

>> No.16829842

>>16829806
Why don't we have this in America? I want to try it but I've never seen it on a menu.

>> No.16829847

>>16829842
It just fucking chips between 2 slices of bread. Make it yourself.

>> No.16829891

>>16829830
>only 2
go back to commiefornia

>> No.16829919

>>16829847
I can't cook

>> No.16829928

>>16829818
Based. I like cheese and onion walkers on mine.

>> No.16829930

Imagine the crumbs

>> No.16830365

Americans are frightened and confused by crisp sandwich because they don't butter their sandwiches. Please note that crisp sandwiches have butter on them and are fucking delish. Wotsit sarnie in particular is beautiful cuisine.

>> No.16830431

>>16829815
funny post

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>>16829806
The only acceptable chips to make a sandwich out of.

>> No.16830502

>>16829806
Imagine being a Bong claiming superiority over Americans and unironically having this for dinner.

>> No.16830748

>>16830365
>don't butter their sandwiches
Are you fucking serious?! The land of obese don't butter sandwiches? What universe is this?

In other news, toast sandwiches are actually quite nice. I heard about the joke, but decided to give it ago and it was delicious. Pro tip, use different breads for the inner and outer.

>> No.16831145

>>16829814
most of the world partakes in "chip sandwiches" my dude.
not common but people have them occasionally here in Aus/NZ.

>> No.16831153

>>16829818
>stay jealous
Of what, you smothering white bread in butter and stuffing it with deep fried potatoes? You retards still eat like it's 1942

>> No.16831264

>>16830748
Not just obese, but lazy.

>> No.16831405

>>16830445
if my post gets dubs then this brand comes into my country's stores

>> No.16831467

i've done this when i was really bored

>> No.16831693

>>16829830
Is that a Texan thing?

>> No.16831753

>>16829806
I did this with habanero doritos and a little mayo (otherwise it was too dry)

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>> No.16831777

From where I am we normally chuck crisps on our sandwiches, not just have crisps alone. That's fucking weird.

>> No.16831819

>>16829806
>>16829814
Yes. And it's fucking delicious too, a simple, perfect and filling snack in whatever flavour you feel like.

>> No.16831853

>>16829806
Add a fresh tomato slice and some mayo and it wouldn't be half bad

>> No.16832128

>>16831853
What is an example of a not fresh tomato slices?

>> No.16833544

>>16832128
I don't know how it can be put any more clearly. A slice from a tomato that's not fresh.

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>>16829806
crispy buttys are actually p good

>> No.16833632

>>16829806
For me, it's a thick spread of miraclewhip on both slices, one S of mustard, and a double-layer of Fritos in between.

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idgaf

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>>16833667

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>>16833670

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>>16833675
couple layers later

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>>16833683
had to flatten it a bit

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>>16833690
it was pretty gud

>> No.16833713

>>16833697
freak

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>>16830445
Those aren't crunchy cheddar jalapeno, you should feel sad.

>> No.16833748

>>16829806
you mean you don't watch the N1 youtube chef?
https://youtu.be/FbPE8AtkkC8

>> No.16834006

>>16833690
Should have unhinged your jaw instead for optimal crunch.

>> No.16834029

>>16833697
>that missing windows key
kek

>> No.16834349

>>16830365
I prefer spread cheese, has the saltiness of butter, but without the added oiliness.

>>16833683
Never mixed flavours yet, did they not clash too much?

>> No.16834364

>>16831153
it is 1942 anon. have you been dreaming again? quick, fetch a chicken for the pot before curfew starts.

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>>16833697
it's all so tiresome

>> No.16835128

>>16830502
do you guys have grilled cheese for dinner?

>> No.16835140

>>16833697
yada yada screencapperino me

>> No.16835242

>>16833697
Godspeed to you, tower crisp sandwich anon

>> No.16835760

>>16833697
any tips on keeping the KBM clean?

>> No.16835775

>>16829806
I used to do this at work when we’d have extra hamburger buns and lays chips. Surprisingly tasty and interesting texture.

>> No.16835794

>>16829806
I know a bit about cooking, and what you are supposed to do is have a CARB with a FAT and a PROTEIN. Now, bread is a CARB and chips are a CARB, so this is two CARBs which makes it a bad food item. The bread needs to be topped with a FAT and a PROTEIN.

>> No.16835890

You're going to want to add some Vegimite and Cream Cheese to that

>> No.16835907
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>>16833697
You're bleeding from your lip, dude.

>> No.16835924

>>16835907
most likely thing to get wounded in this situation is his gum not his lip

>> No.16835933

>>16833660
Not toasted? Broken toaster?

>> No.16835980

>>16835890
That seems pretty weird and I'd sure give it a try.

>> No.16835984

>>16833697
fuckin leafs

>> No.16835993

>>16833697
the canadian chip chadwich

>> No.16836041

>>16831693
>>16829891

Oops I meant 2 slices of deli meat in each sandwich. Who tf is gonna eat chips alone.

>> No.16836068

>>16830502
It’s a snack. Nobody eats crisp butties for dinner. We don’t have the crippling poverty you enjoy in the USA.

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>>16829806
>>16836068

>> No.16836713

>>16829919
shitty white bread, butter, chips. if you can't make that then you need to actually kill yourself.

>> No.16836724

>>16831753
i put smokey bbq sauce on mine

>> No.16836810

>>16831405
Rolling so that anon gets hot cheetos in his shithole country

>> No.16836836

>>16833675
NO BUTTER? anon its going to be so dry.

>> No.16836850

>>16833697
nice hitchhikers thumb faggot

>> No.16836860

>>16835907
dont forget this was all mushed into a hot sauce base

>> No.16838193

>>16834029
>doesnt play games
>is younger than 20
>doesnt know
im not defending anons choice in meal preparation, but be nice to yourself.

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>>16833746
These are disgusting. The only good cheetos are the xxtra flamin hot black label.