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Take one. Need one. Keep one.

>> No.16827610

Mix all three together and eat it

>> No.16827611

Fuck Chocolate, I'm a strawberry and vanilla kind of guy.
I wish there was a new neopolitan that was strawberry, vanilla, banana.

>> No.16827612

>>16827608
I think the idea is to scoop across the three

>> No.16827618

Eat them one section at a time

>> No.16827633

>>16827608
It would make more sense for strawberry to be in the middle, but it never is. That way you get strawberry/vanilla touching and chocolate/strawberry. What’s the point of mixing chocolate and vanilla ice cream?

>> No.16827886

aren't those three choices the same?

>> No.16828467

>>16827633
I don't like chocolate and fruit together.

>> No.16828478

Fuck vanilla, Marry strawberry (ideally after a threesome with vanilla), Kill chocolate

>> No.16828479

>>16827608
The strawberry in Neapolitan always tasted bad to me, even though I normally quite like strawberry ice cream.

>> No.16829243

>>16827611
Would buy, would eat

>> No.16829252

>>16827608
The strawberry section is bullshit and should be eliminated.

>> No.16829262

>>16829252
This

>> No.16829270

Strawberry > vanilla > chocolate

As long as it has real strawberry

>> No.16829277

>>16827608
>>16829262
>Get chocolate
>Keep Vanilla
>Throw that piece of shitstrawberry out and kill anyone who asks for it

>> No.16829303

>>16827608
Choc, strawb, n' vanil linked up???

>> No.16829308

>>16827608
Vanilla is the best, strawberry can be kept, dump the chocolate.

>> No.16829318

>>16828479
This, but with all three flavors for me.
Getting Neapolitan ice cream always feels like a rip-off to me. If I get the three individual flavors from my choice of ice cream brand or parlor the quality is always far superior to any Neapolitan I can get my hands on.

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marry strawb, fuck choccy, kill whitey

>> No.16829410

>>16827633
Imagine thinking chocolate and vanilla aren't different but complementary flavors

>> No.16829423

>>16827608
Vanilla > chocolate, strawberry
I’m not even baiting

>> No.16829433

>>16827608
I scoop my spoon along it to get every flavour in a bite

>> No.16829526

>>16827608
Give me the spumoni instead.

>> No.16829748

>>16827608
>take one
strawberry (my favorite)
>need one
chocolate
>keep one
Vanilla. Nothing beats it.

>> No.16829789

>>16829526
amen spumoni is kang

>> No.16829848

Fuck strawberry, marry chocolate, kill vanilla

>> No.16829875

>>16829252
>>16829262
you know they do make versions where its just chocolate and vanilla

>> No.16829917

>>16827611
spbp

>> No.16829990

>>16827608
>feed one
>seed one
>sneed one

>> No.16830036

>>16827611
based and bananapilled

>> No.16830763

>>16827608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSBPo_mAD0

>> No.16830769

>>16827611
Based. Chocolate is the childrens flavor of ice cream.

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>>16827608
I really wish they'd just make strawberry vanilla. I'm tired of throwing away 1/3rd of my ice cream.

>> No.16831689

>>16827611
This dude preaching gods word

>> No.16831704

>>16827608
>Take one. Need one. Keep one.
These all mean the same thing.

Fuck strawberry, marry vanilla, kill chocolate.

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>>16827608
> guys i came up with this awesomesauce joke, see i'm gonna enter my index and ring fingers into the strawberry ice cream and my small finger into the chocolate ice cream, get it?

>> No.16832164

>>16827608
I like the chocolate in neapolitan but I only take a tiny bit of it at a time compared to the other two, so I'm always left with a couple scoops of chocolate at the end.

>> No.16832216

>>16827611
Holy based

>> No.16832333
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>>16827611
you haven't lived until you've had a chocolate and banana popsicle. fuck your strawberry.

>> No.16833594

>>16827608
What the fuck does that even mean? Take your subhuman twitterfag language back to r*ddit

>> No.16834391

>>16833594
It’s a meme you freak

>> No.16834422

>>16829308
Correct.

>> No.16834428

Save the trouble and just buy vanilla. Chocolate & Strawberry are for kids.

>> No.16835081

>>16827608
Fuck chocolate
I want 2/3 vanilla, 1/3 strawberry

>> No.16835085

>>16827611
Absolutely this. You sir are a gentleman amongst children.

>> No.16835153

>>16827611
King, though I like lemon over banana.

>> No.16835161

>>16827608
Vanilla only. Squirt some chocolate syrup on it if needed.

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>>16827611
I'll give you 200,000 pounds in exchange for 20% of this idea

>> No.16835166

>>16834428
Shut up faggot

>> No.16835179

>>16827611
unfathomably based

>> No.16835241

>>16827608
>Take one. Need one. Keep one.
What's the difference? Every option results in getting it. You either take it, or you keep it, or you need it (and presumably you'll seek out and obtain what you need). This is not even a set of choices, it's just a list of loose synonyms.

>> No.16835254

>>16835164
>>>/tv/
Fuck off back there, virgin.

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>>16835254
I'm from /biz/

>> No.16835350

>>16827611
>I'm a strawberry and vanilla kind of guy
How many cocks you jump on with your butt in a day?

>> No.16835383

>>16835164
>200,000 pounds
of what?

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>>16835383

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>>16827608
I go for the vanilla and I add some booburrys.

>> No.16835399

>>16835386
Open that up

>> No.16835440

>>16829368
Piss off froggo

>> No.16836050

>>16827611
The amount of samefagging is disgusting.

>> No.16836213

>>16827608
the white is keeping the black away from the pink

>> No.16836221

>>16827608

Chocolate ice cream flavors are absolute trash. They never taste good.

>> No.16836228

>>16827608
which country is this?

>> No.16836755

Ice cream is disgusting, throw it all away.

>> No.16836765

>>16836228
Transnigvania.

>> No.16836771

>>16827608
scoop horizontally xD

>> No.16836783

>>16827608
Marry chocolate, fuck strawberry, kill whitey

>> No.16836789

>>16827611
You are either a faggot or a girl. Chocolate is for boys, strawberry/vanilla is for girls. Everyone knows that.

>> No.16836818

>>16827611
This, if only for the fact that neapolitan chocolate is always terrible quality

>> No.16836825

>>16827608
fuck chocolate.

Depending on the quality. Usually I take strawberry then vanilla.

If it's high quality ice cream like gelatos, I'll take vanilla then strawberry.

>> No.16836975

>>16827608
What does that even mean you schizo. Ill have them all though

>> No.16837056

>>16836975
That’s literally what it means.

>> No.16837109

>>16835166
See.

>> No.16837209

>>16827611
You're dubs say you are a gentleman, and your take says you are a scholar

>> No.16837336

>>16827886
Smartest man in the whole thread

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>>16829875
Texas once again stays winning

>> No.16837958

>>16830769
How about chocolate pieces in an ice cream? I’d switch out pure chocolate for a mint chocolate chip. And I had a coffee ice cream with chocolate bits in it recently that was good.

>> No.16837963

>>16831656
Buy 1 pint of vanilla + 1 pint of strawberry

>> No.16838189

kuro > illya > miyu

>> No.16838227

>>16827611
based

>> No.16838266

>>16827611
Cringe and samefag pilled.

>> No.16839124

>>16827611
based. Chocolate ice cream is so nonsensical to me. The taste of chocolate overpowers the taste of the cream that you may as well just eat chocolate if you want chocolate ice cream.

>> No.16839245

>>16827608
>Take one. Need one. Keep one.
What did OP mean by this?

>> No.16839343

>>16827608
If we hate chocolate ice cream does that mean we are racist guys.

>> No.16839363

>>16827608
I'd be fine with a half strawberry half vanilla.
I like chocolate, but the quality of it in cheap ice cream is always terrible, which isn't something you'd expect with vanilla. Maybe it's just harder to replicate with non-natural flavours in cheap stuff.

>> No.16839666

>>16838266
There are 18 replies, in this thread you can see 84 replies (85 when I reply to you) and 73 individual posters, even if ALL other posts in the thread were individual posters that could only account for 11 samefag posts out of the 18 responses.
You're a nigger, and you can't do basic math.

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>>16827611
Unbelievabased

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>three flavors in one tub
>all three excellent

based Aldi

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>>16840164
also gr8

>> No.16840176

>>16840164
>nougat
Nice.
>vanilla
Classic.
>pistachio
Have you tried suicide?

>> No.16840177

>>16840164
>>16840169
Why is this company so embarrassingly bad at spelling simple English words?

>> No.16840183

>>16836789
What hellhole do you live in where women aren’t obsessed with chocolate?

>> No.16840204

>>16840176
>Have you tried suicide?

Nah I leave that to trannies who hate pistachio

>> No.16840219

>>16840204
Last I checked, it was trannies who loved nuts in their mouth.

>> No.16840236

>>16840219
>Last I checked, it was trannies who loved nuts in their mouth.

I thought your kind got psychological damage from looking in the mirror

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16840250

>Nah I leave that to trannies who hate pistachio

>> No.16840252

>>16840236
My kind? You mean normal people? Not my knowledge, no.

I heard that happens to trannies, though. Is it true? What’s your personal experience with it?

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16840280

Out of my way, ice cream fucking shits.

>> No.16840284

>>16840219
>dude I'm not allowed to eat anything that's been used as a euphemism for male genitalia before
Nature makes a lot of shit tube-shaped and ball-shaped for a reason.
From an engineering perspective if you've got a bunch of soft shit you want a rigid structure around, a sphere or a rounded rod are gonna do the job with the least materials and structural strain.
Imagine a cunt-shaped banana, like all fucking open to the world, big hole in it, flapping around and shit?
It would be disgusting.
You do you, I'll be over here enjoying walnuts, peanuts, pecans, pistachios, cashews, hazelnuts, rambutans, kiwifruit, tangerines, berries, malt balls, gumballs, meatballs, eggs, zucchinis, pickles, cucumbers, bananas, sausages, hotdogs, kebabs, chicken necks, bologna, popsicles, carrots, baguettes, etc.

>> No.16840304

>>16840284
Based autist

>You do you
nevermind

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>>16840304
I can't keep him from doing that.
Me? I like the way cunt feels on my dick but that's about all, it's not a "good" shape. If I was asked "you you want to live in this nice tower over here? Or in a cavernous hole dug into the earth?" I feel that the answer is obvious. "Here- gladiatorial combat to the death- do you want to fight with a phallic spear? Or a big metal pussy?" The answer is obvious. But I'm not anon, if he lives in the hole, if he defends himself with this thing, that's up to him. He's off somewhere unseen to me an his pursuit of bad opinions doesn't effect me.
The only good vagina-shaped food that comes to mind for me is shellfish- clams, mussels, urchins, etc.