/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16818500]

There are people who unironically enjoys mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.16818502]

>>16818500
Unless it's flavored mayo like garlic or spicy you're practically eating lard with no taste at all.

[Anonymous No.16818514]

>>16818500
Yes.

[Anonymous No.16818515]

>>16818500
If you don't like it, use butter instead in your turkey sandwich.

[Anonymous No.16818519]

>>16818502
For goodness sake's, make your own mayo for once in your life.

>egg yolk
>neutral oil
>salt
>pepper
>vinegar
>prepared or dry mustard

Supermarket mayos are made with whole eggs and have don't taste like what mayo is supposed to.

[Anonymous No.16818542]

>>16818500
you obviously never ate slav mayo

[Anonymous No.16818743]

>>16818502
>mayo
>lard
Lol, were you scammed? What have you been eating?
>unless its flavored
You are a dumbass. You must be an American.

[Anonymous No.16818748]

>>16818500
>>16818502
>>16818514
Do tastelets really?

[Anonymous No.16818749]

>>16818502
Mediocre b8

[Anonymous No.16818773]

>>16818500
>There are people who unironically enjoys mayonnaise.
Super obvious troll, plus a tiny bit of murdering the English language.
Jannies, do your job, PLEASE delete this thread.

[Anonymous No.16818784]

But this lil nigger exists

[Anonymous No.16818786]

>>16818500
I was grossed out by mayo for a looong time. But one day I had it on a fried chicken sandwich, and then on a bacon sandwich, and well.. it changed my perspective completely.

[Anonymous No.16818797]

>>16818743
>You are a dumbass. You must be an American.
Only about 30-50% of this are that stupid.
More importantly: Let's not pretend there are people this stupid infesting every nation on Earth.
https://youtu.be/8rh6qqsmxNs?t=15

[Anonymous No.16818807]

>>16818743
>You are a dumbass. You must be an American.
Only about 30-50% of us are that stupid.
More importantly: Let's not pretend there aren't people this stupid infesting every nation on Earth.
https://youtu.be/8rh6qqsmxNs?t=15

[Anonymous No.16818836]

>>16818807
I know, I didn't mean anything by it. It just, who mistakes egg yolks for garlicy lard lol.

[Anonymous No.16818885]

>>16818836
Agreed.
If you want creamy richness AND a little zest, use mayo AND some cayenne. More savory? Add onions and/or garlic.
But let's not pretend the only dumbasses out there are 'Murrican.

[Anonymous No.16818911]

if I didn't grow up with Miracle Whip I probably would never have appreciated real mayo as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.16818990]

>>16818519
Is there really any yolk at all in premade mayo?

On the other hand even grocery store mayo hate is weird. It's basically just an ingredient. It's a suspension of vegetable oil and white vinegar. It's like hating flour.

[Anonymous No.16818996]

I enjoy all mayo, but garlic one is top tier

[Anonymous No.16819000]

>This little nigger exists

[Anonymous No.16819005]

>>16818500
You came to the wrong corner of the internet bucko

[Anonymous No.16819021]

>>16819005
N...nani.....???

[Anonymous No.16819023]

>>16818990
https://giantfood.com/product-search/mayonaise?searchRef=
*click on Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise*
> Ingredients
>Soybean Oil, Water, Whole Eggs And Egg Yolks,
>Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Sugar, Lemon Juice,
>Calcium Disodium EDTA (Used To Protect Quality),
>Natural Flavors.

It's like you never heard of the interwebs.

[Anonymous No.16819028]

>>16818990
>It's basically just an ingredient.
Duhhh.
Were you expecting people to just eat mayo with a spoon?
Right out of the jar?
Jesus Dude, WTF?

[Anonymous No.16819070]

>>16819023
yeah but is that like intentional egg yolks or the 80 parts per million their machines accidentally mix into the whites

[Anonymous No.16819076]

>>16819023
The order in the ingredient list tells you their prevalence; egg yolks come after whole eggs, which means it's more whole eggs in the mixture.

[Anonymous No.16819092]

>>16819070
Jesus dude. Either post some actual numbers or just admit you're making nonsense up to satisfy your personal emotional shortcomings,

>>16819076
>more whole eggs in the mixture.
Please admit yo DO understand that:
A) Whole Eggs DO include yolks????
and
B) The claim I was responding to said: >>16818990
>Is there really any yolk at all in premade mayo?
>ANY YOLK AT ALL

Just WOW, you contrarian fucks.

[Anonymous No.16819099]

>>16819092
Calm down, I'm not taking that as seriously as you think I am. They're just really white is all.

[Anonymous No.16819100]

>>16819092
Calm down, bitch.

[Anonymous No.16819116]

>>16819099
>They're just really white is all.
If you're saying there's no yolks in mayo, you;re obviously wrong.
Pleas just go back to /b/ and troll loli threads with gay porn while you secretly masturbate to kindergarten kids.
Please leave /ck/ to the grown-ups.

>>16819100
>Calm down, bitch.
I'm calm as fuck, my homosexual friend.
I'm not the one desperate to spout random nonsense to vent my inner demons.

And oh yeah... STILL not hearing where mayo doesn't have egg yolks.

[Anonymous No.16819152]

>main ingedient: soybean oil

[Anonymous No.16819155]

DUKES IS THE ONLY MAYO AT THE SUPERMARKET WITH FLAVOR
PROVE ME WRONG FAGGOTS FFFFFUUUCCKKK CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

[Anonymous No.16819167]

>>16819005
>double nozzle
How many nozzles does one bottle need?

[Anonymous No.16819188]

i like mayo on burgers. and BLTs and various other sandwiches

[Anonymous No.16819468]

>>16818502
>with no taste at all.
what cheap mass produced shit does to a mf

[Anonymous No.16819585]

>>16819155
>FLAVOR
Mayo is supposed to be mostly about richness and texture, not "flavor".
It's not ice cream.

[Anonymous No.16819677]

>>16819000
Kraft mayo suuuuucks.

[Anonymous No.16819710]

>kraft real mayo gang
Ayeee

[Anonymous No.16819722]

I suck that stuff straight out of the bottle