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16802833 No.16802833 [Reply] [Original]

How do you make your jambon beurre sandwiches?
For me it's:
>bread (sliced, white)
>miracle whip
>ham or comparable luncheon meat

>> No.16802849

>how do you make a ham butter sandwich?
>I use Miracle Whip and not butter

I think I lost a few brain cells from reading such a retarded post by a piece of shit fucking more who wants to waste my time by posting such trivial garbage. WOW you wrote two French words, I'm so impressed, this must be intoxicating to a stupid fucking retard cocksucking BBC-worshipping AMERICAN retard

>> No.16802854

>>16802849
I'm Canadian btw.

>> No.16802856

>>16802849
got his ass lol

>> No.16802879
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>>16802849
>YOU CAN'T MAKE SUBSTITUTIONS IN YOUR REGIONAL VARIETY OF A DISH

>> No.16802893

>>16802879
>ham sandwich with miracle whip
>regional variety

This is your brain on homogeneous corporate hegemony

>> No.16802942

>miracle whip on bologna sammich
literally kill yourself spicy mussy or gtfo

>> No.16802985

That's a generic american ham sandwich and no its not just a "variation" if you remove something that's in the name.

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>>16802985
>American hamburger replaced the ham with ground beef centuries ago
>still call it a hamburger
>everyone just accepts that's how hamburgers are done in the west without impotent seething

>> No.16803004

>>16802879
You can do whatever you want with your food, but if it doesn't have butter don't call it a fucking ham butter sandwich. Call it a ham mayo sandwich.

>> No.16803008

>>16802998
Literally no one I know calls it a hamburger. It's just called a "burger". What kind of dork do you have to be to say the ham part in 2021.

>> No.16803024
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>>16803008
Literally the biggest, most popular, most pervasive, most successful global purveyor of hamburgers, the literal authority of hamburgers, literally calls a hamburger a hamburger.
What country are you from? You people are retarded.

>> No.16803081

>>16803024
I live in America. Specifically texas. People here give you a swirlie for calling it anything except a burger

>> No.16803093

>>16802942
Somebody doesn't like the tangy zip.
>>16803008
This dudes act is over!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuvX63Q6ga4

>> No.16803102

>>16803081
Why do you go out of your way to portray yourselves as retarded?
You do the same thing with "real" chili when yours is the ripoff.

>> No.16803106

>>16803102
śmh ṫbh fám

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>>16803081
I'm sure you act aggressively towards people who conjugate their verbs too, in order to elevate your status in your troupe

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16803132

>This is your brain on homogeneous corporate hegemony

>> No.16803136

>>16803081
>a swirlie

You are a literal faggot.

>> No.16803141

>>16802893
>t.first year humanities grad student
I, too, have read Gramsci

>> No.16803146

>>16802998
>hamburger
>in anyway related to a ham sandwich

I hope the next time you order a pizza they swap the pepporoni with anchovies

>> No.16803180

>>16803141
I took philosophy in grade 10 bro

>> No.16803247

>>16803180
>grade 10

Who the fuck calls it that? You're probably a foreigner.

>> No.16803252

>>16803247
>make fun of Americans
>w-w-w-ut is you some kinda foreigner

>> No.16803253

>>16802833
Bag day sandwitches! Damn I miss jail.

>> No.16803444

>>16803136
Yes. A swirlie.
Day of the swirlie is among us.

>> No.16803741

>>16802833
>"jambon beurre"
>toast bread
>miracle whip
this has to be bait. There isn't even any cooking involved and only 3 ingredients, how could you fuck that up?

>> No.16804859

Whether this post is bait or not, please stop posting OP

>> No.16805261
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>>16803146
It's in the name you dingus.
>I hope the next time you order a pizza they swap the pepporoni with anchovies
Anchovies belong on pizza and are a more premium ingredient than pepperoni. I would be happy if I ordered a roni pizza and got upgrade to a chovi pizza.

>> No.16805269

>>16803741
Not once did I claim to toast the bread, quit it with your straw manning and head canon.