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16802176 No.16802176 [Reply] [Original]

For the rest of your life, whenever you have pizza, it can only be white pizza. How disappointed are you?

>> No.16802181

>>16802176
Just spinach? Or mushrooms and chicken too?

>> No.16802183

>>16802176
Disappointed? More like suicidal.

>> No.16802188

>>16802181
Whatever you want... but the sauce is white. And I don't mean white-dyed tomato sauce.

>> No.16802193

>>16802176
none. i hate pizza. quit possibly the worst food ever. maybe refried beans are more repulsive. just slightly though.

>> No.16802201

>>16802176
That looks so fucking oily. What the hell is that pizza?

>> No.16802208

Not at all, I eat pizza maybe twice a month so it's not like I'd be getting sick of it

>> No.16802217

>>16802193
God imagine how shitty your life is.

>> No.16802221

>>16802176
>white pizza
so..it's going to be flavourless?

>> No.16802226
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16802226

>>16802176
guess i'd be eating round table gourmet veggie.

>> No.16802237

>>16802176
Not very. I just order toppings with this in mind and set up my White Pizza as best as I can.

>> No.16802241

>>16802221
found the tastelet.

>> No.16802243

>>16802183
This

White pizza might as well be a steaming pile of shit.

>> No.16802256

>>16802241
I'm an executive chef making 6 figures a year, you don't know shit about me pal.

>> No.16802533

i order white pizza 90% of the time.

>> No.16802541

>>16802243
So we'll call it you??

>> No.16802547

>>16802256
Where do you live?

>> No.16802575

Ill just order my white pizza with a topping of real pizza, then remove the bottom

>> No.16802581

>>16802176
>white sauce
>order crushed tomato as topping
Easy

>> No.16802619

>>16802575
He found the loophole.

>> No.16802914

>>16802176
Not gonna lie man. That would be a bummer.

>> No.16802934

>>16802256
figures. all those cigarettes mustve killed your taste buds

>> No.16802964

>>16802256
Gay.

>> No.16802965
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16802965

I love white pizza, I wish I had one right now.

>> No.16802968

>>16802964
Not to mention fake.

>> No.16802973

>>16802193
I can just imagine you at a party sitting like a hungry little faggot because they ordered pizza and you hate it

>> No.16803201

>>16802176
I like "white" pizza, but it's always greasy and kinda gross. I'd probably prefer scraping the topping off of a white pizza onto potatoes or pasta or something.

>> No.16803207

>>16802221
>flavorless
big cringe ngl

>>16802256
post dick

>> No.16803227

>>16802176
stuck with chicken francaise pizza for the rest of my life? i dont eat pizza that often so i think i could deal with this

>> No.16803243

>>16802176
Pretty fucking disappointed ΤΒH

>> No.16803281
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16803281

What the fuck is this hypothetical? Just ask a regular question like a normal person like "do you like white pizza?" Fuck you.

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16803291

>>16803281
>BigEuronymous.jpg

>> No.16804120

dip it in some 'chup and wa la

>> No.16804128

>>16802176
i have trained for this. people around me mocked me for only eating bread and cheese, but now i can show them that it wasn't a waste.

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16804165

>>16802176
a lot, but there are still many good pizza types without tomato sauce

>> No.16804344

I cook and eat pretty much everything with my bf, and he detests tomato so every 'za we do is white. It really isn't bad.

>> No.16804370

>>16802176
Ah jeez I can only have the best kind of pizza? Damn. I'll try to find some way go manage

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16804404

>>16804344

>> No.16804406

I'd just eat pizza-adjacent foods to get my fix. Calzones, pizza rolls, bagel bites, etc.

>> No.16804438

I like four cheese pizza with mushrooms.

>> No.16805836

You mean pizza bianca?
Just say that fag

>> No.16805846

>>16802176
Does it count if its any color pizza but I drench it in ranch?

>> No.16805852

>>16802188
>white pizza
>sauce

it's just cheese

>> No.16806011

>>16802176
Chicken bacon ranch is my favorite pizza

>> No.16806022

>>16802176
>it can only be white pizza. How disappointed are you?
fine for me, better than black pizza

>> No.16806828

>>16802176
Is this roquefort?

>> No.16806870

>>16802176
for the white pizza? not really, i would see it as a weird and lower level of grilled cheese
for not having any other pizzas? very much disappointed

>> No.16807355

Not at all

>> No.16807679

I fucking LOVE white pizza.

>> No.16808005
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16808005

not much. I like pizza with tomato sauce but if one of the best pizza I had was a white pizza.
If your pizza have shit dough (usa) white pizza is vile tho

>> No.16808051

>>16802176
kind of disappointed but worse things could happen. can always get that red sauce fix with something like a meatball sub.

>> No.16808404

>>16802176
Not at all, I like white pizza.

>> No.16808930

>>16802176
Very happy-will just get some sauce on the side to dip it in if I need some tomater sauce.

>> No.16808983

>>16802176
I love white pizza!! would not be disappointed at all

>> No.16810282
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I'd be really fucking mad
Not because I couldn't have tomato-based pizza, fuck that garbage. I'd be mad because I couldn't eat pesto pizza anymore, aka the superior pizza

>> No.16810294

>>16803281
You're right, everyone should be as boring as you.

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>> No.16810331

>>16803281
Wtf that's a stupid question nobody likes white pizza that's already a fact unless you're an antivaxxer that doesn't believe in science.

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>>16802217
i avoid pizza too you dumb bitch - post waistline

>> No.16810355

>>16802176
I'm never eating pizza again

>> No.16810391

I'll add even more garlic to it.

>> No.16810397

>>16802176
Pizza with beer should be forbidden by law.

Unless it's white pizza, in which case they're a match made in heaven.

Also, I'm Belgian and happen to know a thing or 2 about beer. Bring it.

>> No.16810444

>>16810282
> eating 5 portion of pesto in one sitting
Assuming it's good pesto (which is not because that amount of pesto will cost you a fuckton), you eating cooked pesto which is fucking vile

What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.16810497

>>16810444
>you eating cooked pesto which is fucking vile
0 IQ meme parroting retard who can't fucking try things for himself and make up his own opinions. Yes, cooked pesto is not as fragrant or intense as raw pesto, but it's still good. For fuck's sake, it's fucking cheese, basil, garlic, pine nuts and olive oil, nothing that anyone with functioning taste buds would consider "vile" when heated up.
Either way, cooked pesto still shits all over garbage tomato sauces, so kys faggot.

>> No.16810896

>>16810497
> 0 IQ meme parroting retard who can't fucking try things for himself and make up his own opinions.
Having a different opinion from the mass doesn't mean you have independent thinking, it could happen that you are just a retard, like in this case.
I make pesto regularly and the whole point of using a mortar is to not heat the pesto in order to not making it bitter and dark
It's not a conspiracy you shizo, it's because it actually taste like shit and the fact that you enjoy it tells how a tastelet (possibly fat) you are.

> Either way, cooked pesto still shits all over garbage tomato sauces, so kys faggot.
The opposite. By the way no one forces you to eat shit tomato sauces and pesto sold in store is 99% shit pesto because it cannot be made otherwise

>> No.16810911

>>16810497
>For fuck's sake, it's fucking cheese, basil, garlic, pine nuts and olive oil, nothing that anyone with functioning taste buds would consider "vile" when heated up

Btw you are telling me you can't taste the difference from basil, garlic and evoo cooked respect to when they are raw?

>> No.16810939

>>16810397
Belgian beer is grossly sweet get fucked

>> No.16810943

>>16810896
The fact that pesto is an option offered by nearly all pizzerias is proof enough that it doesn't taste disgusting you disingenuous retard
>>16810911
>Btw you are telling me you can't taste the difference from basil, garlic and evoo cooked respect to when they are raw?
Never made that statement. In fact I said the opposite
>cooked pesto is not as fragrant or intense as raw pesto, but it's still good
Yes, raw pesto tastes better than cooked pesto, but cooked pesto is still tastier than tomato sauce, and thus makes for a better base for pizza.
Cope, seethe, dilate, have sex

>> No.16810971

>>16810943
> The fact that pesto is an option offered by nearly all pizzerias is proof enough that it doesn't taste disgusting you disingenuous retard
In the pizzeriea you go maybe, almost any pizzeria I know doesn't offer pesto, and the one that do it are high end pizzeria that know how to use pesto (fresh, after they cook the pizza and in sensible quantity) and they makes you pay a lot, because pesto is very pricey

> Yes, raw pesto tastes better than cooked pesto
It taste how pesto should taste, fresh, aromatic, with a vibrant color. If you think it's ok to ruin the pesto because you have children palette that like to staff his face with fats and salt it means you are a tastelet

> have sex
I do, and I also enjoy good pesto

>> No.16811004

>>16810971
>like to staff his face with fats and salt
We're talking about pizza, dummy. You're eating slices of bread covered in cheese, fatty meats and olive oil, omitting pesto won't turn it into health food.

>> No.16811019

>>16811004
Who the fuck say anything about pizza being healthy you idiot
> covered in cheese, fatty meats
The shit pizza you eat is like that, I like good pizza
> olive oil
There are like a tbsp scarce of evoo in pizza you retard. You don't even know how pizza is made

> omitting pesto won't turn it into health food.
it will make a good tasting pizza tho.

Also
> bread is bad
ok ketolard

>> No.16811022

>>16802176
I already don't really eat pizza, but this would guarantee I never eat pizza again for the rest of my life.

>> No.16811027

>>16811019
>pizza
>not covered in cheese
Absolutely point arguing any further, you're legitimately mentally challenged.
Enjoy your shit pizzas, faggot.

>> No.16811031

>>16802176
i like pizza

>> No.16811037

>>16811027
> I'm not arguing because I'm a big piece of lardass that need a fuckton of cheese to consider a dish palatable
Ok cretin

>> No.16811049

>>16811037
You can cover something with a thin or moderate layer, fucking learn the meaning of words you gigantic waste of carbon ;^)

>> No.16811056

>>16811049
He's probably an Italyfag (or larping as one) and is implying pizza is supposed to be bland tomato bread dotted with a hint of cheese.

>> No.16811061

>>16811049
> I said covered in cheese implying it was a lot of cheese but know I'll tell him I meant covered by a thin layer because I was called lardass
I'm sure you meant that

>> No.16811070

>>16811056
> dotted with a hint of cheese.
> 200g of cheese is a hint of cheese
Are you from the land of the freedom?

>> No.16811097

>>16811070
I'd rather the same amount of cheese actually coat the entire pizza so that 90% of the bites aren't just tomato sauce.

>> No.16811099

>>16802176
Not really that disappointed, marinara sauce is a thing and i like cheese

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>>16811097
It must really frightening not having the mouth filled with cheese, seeng vegetable/fruit is really scaring

Try having a normal mouth

>> No.16811127

>>16811115
I just like nicely uniform bites that contain all the elements I'm eating the food for in the first place. This applies to any dish.

>> No.16811152

>>16811127
Again, try taking normal bites and it will work
Or stick to jellos, they are more suitable for your shit taste