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My cereal gents, remember when grandnan said we didn't know? Well, we about to son.

We about to.

>> No.16792837

>>16792828
John Kellog invented corn flakes to prevent masturbation.

>> No.16792842

I swear if those faggots don’t get back to making my motherfucking Crispix right the fuck now..

>> No.16792844
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>>16792837
wat

>> No.16792847

>>16792844
I think I was pretty clear but he was a Seventh Day Adventist so masturbation will send you to hell and you have to go vegan and eat the garden of eden diet to save your soul.

>> No.16792863

>>16792842
calm down sweaty. the adults are talking.

>> No.16793120

>>16792837
He's also been rotting in the ground for almost 80 years. Rent free.

>> No.16793185

>>16792844
Ultra christian who made bland cereal as a way to prevent kids from having the energy to masturbate. He and peoe like him are also why white babies get mutilated at birth now.

>> No.16793206

>>16792828
this is why we lynch unions in my country

>> No.16793209
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>Me opening this thread

>> No.16793227

>>16793185
the Adventists have huge influence over nutrition policy as well. literally religiously motivated vegans have caused untold levels of harm through their nonsense.

>> No.16793230

Friendly reminder that a black worker filmed himself pissing in rice crispies and commenting that he had been doing so for a year. He was never identified but if you are kellog's you have likely eaten his urine.

>> No.16793235

>>16793230
top kek

>> No.16793256

>>16792837
He was big on enemas too.
>>16792863
Crispix is a fairly adult choice for a cereal. What are you eating, Lucky Charms?

>> No.16793280

>>16792847
only a small amount of adventists are vegan, but more than the average population

>> No.16793283

>>16793227
vegans live longer
cope more

>> No.16793285

>>16793280
i'd bet nearly all of them are either vegetarian or vegan

>> No.16793292

>>16793283
maybe but theyre also at higher risk of bone fractures anemia b12 deficiency etc etc etc

>> No.16793301

>>16793292
Alright you take death and I'll deal with the bone fractures.

>> No.16793303

>>16793301
*dies of hip fracture

>> No.16793306

Why are commies ruining my brekkie?

>> No.16793311

>>16793303
*is already dead of corpulence *

>> No.16793329

>>16793311
high meat high fat diets reduce "corpulence" and reverse diabetes. no vegan diet has been proven to do this.

>> No.16793367

>>16793329
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6153574/
>A vegetarian diet characterized by whole plant foods is most beneficial for diabetes prevention and management.
Oops, ketolard seething in 3. 2.

>> No.16793368

>>16793283
no they dont
"vegetarians and comparable nonvegetarians have similar all-cause mortality."
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4691673/

>> No.16793372

>>16793120
>Paying rent to be buried
Do yuropoors really

>> No.16793373

>>16793329
> 8401 adult Seventh-Day Adventists without diabetes at baseline found that at after 17 years of follow-up, those who consumed meat just once per week had a 29% higher risk of developing diabetes than those who refrained, and this risk increased to 38% if the meat was processed

>> No.16793375

>>16793367
vegan diet doesnt reverse diabetes the paper you posted makes no such claims

>> No.16793376

"We found no evidence that following a vegetarian diet, semi-vegetarian diet or a pesco-vegetarian diet has an independent protective effect on all-cause mortality."
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28040519/

>> No.16793378

>>16793373
thats not reversal of diabetes. still waiting...

>> No.16793380

>>16793368
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4191896/
>vegetarian men and women live 9.5 and 6.1 years longer, respectively, than their meat-eating counterparts. (Many researchers use the term “vegetarian” when referring to vegans and vegetarians alike, something that was commonly done before the term “vegan” became as well known as it is today.)

>> No.16793382

>>16793378
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5466941/
too stupid to google it yourself? it's quite well known

>> No.16793391

>>16793382
thats not a clinical trial and still no reversal of diabetes

>> No.16793397

>>16793380
"Vegetarian diets are associated"
spurious correlations. an expected one if you tell people for decades that you have to reduce meat to be healthier

>> No.16793459

>>16793306
Maybe your "brekkie" shouldn't be reliant on slave labor. Do you know what it's like to work in these factories? Do you have any fuckin idea what 70+ hours a week mandatory overtime, no days off, is like, you pampered little office boy? No, you don't.

>> No.16793482

>>16793459
have they tried not being so poor? i bet they dont work hard enough.

>> No.16793497

>>16793482
Maybe if they bump the hours up to 100 a week, they would be able to pull themselves up by the boostraps. But I dunno.

>> No.16793542

>>16793459
>slave labor
>unionized labor
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... these two things don't go together

>> No.16794594

>>16793283
Don’t care. Not eating the soi burgers

>> No.16794615

>>16794594
Hope you have a heart disease and enjoy it also for years and years just for being a stupid fucking bitch.

>> No.16794617

>>16793283
Nobody has ever done a vegan diet from birth to death. Most only last a couple of years. It’s totally unsustainable

>> No.16794620

>>16794615
Why are vegans so deranged?

>> No.16794622

>>16793206
You're a retarded prole

>> No.16794634

>>16793256
Eating any cereal is not an adult choice, adults should be eating some form of flavorless gruel so they can show others that they don't need flavors or textures to appreciate food because they are such adults

>> No.16794642

Where are the Pinkertons when you need them

>> No.16794662

>>16793256
>He was big on enemas too.
I've unironically been doing enema every time I need to shit. It my biggest secret. Why waste effort on a shit when you can literally just flush it out?
>Clean in one wipe
>Completely empty colon
Shit is top notch

>> No.16794676

>>16794620
Frustrated because they don't like how animals are treated and they don't really know what to do about it.

>> No.16794686

>>16792828
Strange to see a strike in current year, guess they are taking advantage of the covid chaos and are not so easily replaced as usual.

>> No.16795081

>>16792828
this is a jewish ploy to raise prices because of inflation without admitting that its because of inflation

>> No.16795083

>>16794642
bought out by some swedish mall cop staffing agency 20 years ago

>> No.16795156

>>16794620
latent result of self flagellating chrstians losing their culture but not their genetics and trying to find some social moral to guilt everyone with for good goy points.
>>16792844
graham crackers too. basically some nutty faggots try to starve themselves with shitty food so they/their kids dont jerk off as much.

it's like an alcoholic who has to stop drinking entirely, they're just weak people with no self control projecting their weakness on others (see also:nofappers).

>> No.16795168

>>16794622
kind of an egg or chicken situation. unions are really a reaction to immigration and if you dont have immigration you dont need unions, but if you do have unions it makes it financially more viable for immigration to continue since it secures income and makes it a non issue to one chunk of the populace. If unions were illegal from the start then no workers would support immigration

>> No.16795175

>>16795156
>obviously it's genetic memory
right that's a retarded take

>> No.16795176

>>16793256
>Crispix is a fairly adult choice for a cereal.
No, it isn't. Oats, Weet Bix or Bran are adult cereals.

>> No.16795186

>>16792837
Which is a good and noble thing.

>> No.16795202

>>16795175
>Veganism became a thing after postindustrialization after people were alienated from their food
>For some reason didnt happen when people where snaping chicken necks outside their door and slaughtering cattle a block over.
>Has no connection to the indic religious reasons for abstaining from most meats
Yah, I think its schitzo moralism.

>> No.16795207

>>16795175
I didnt say or mean to imply genetic memory. Neurotransmitter levels are determined by genetics and those determine your emotional states and response to stimuli. I'm saying people who induce self guilt then try to elevate themselves through moral signaling no longer have christianity to use as their outlet and find alternatives.

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>>16792837
Incredibly based. Cooming is for faggots.

>> No.16795264

>>16795202
veganism is postindustrial? lol, no. jesus that's a stupid thing to base your rationale on, really creepy.

>> No.16795273

>>16795176
>eating just the grain kernel
Real adults eat the whole plant, including roots and the attached dirt.

>> No.16795351

>>16795248
Sorry you are scared of your penis

>> No.16796022

>>16795264
Give an example of a White pre-industrial culture that practiced veganism.