Jollibee

[Anonymous No.16789762]

Ok fuck it. I'm going to fucking try this flipshit.
You won shills.
What do I get? Anything but the ketchup spaghetti that shit looks nasty.

[Anonymous No.16789767]

>>16789762
the hotdog is nice

[Anonymous No.16789768]

>>16789767
They serve hotdogs?

[Anonymous No.16789801]

The fried chicken and palabok are good. Haven't had their chicken sandwich or tenders but I'm sure they're also good. Avoid the burgers/burger steaks, they're awful.

[Anonymous No.16789815]

>>16789801
I might get a burger just to sample it.
The palabok was the number one thing I wanted to try, how are the pies?

[Anonymous No.16789821]

>>16789815
Never had the pie but I've never heard any complaints about them. I also got the burger out of curiosity and by all means try it, just don't expect something that tastes good.

[Anonymous No.16789843]

>>16789762
Hotdog is nice. Burger is shit. Spaghetti is shit. Burger steak is shit. Ice cream is okay. If they have royal, try that. Chickenjoy is meh.

[Anonymous No.16789854]

>>16789815
They have peach buko and ube pies. Only ththe buko is bad really. It's pretty small so it's not made for big bites.

[Anonymous No.16789856]

>>16789762
I've been considering trying it for years kind of as a joke, but they literally only exist in the ghetto, and I'm not driving an hour one way to get flip spaghetti and fried chicken from a drive thru in the fucking ghetto.

[Anonymous No.16789865]

>>16789856
>driving an hour one way to get flip spaghetti and fried chicken from a drive thru in the fucking ghetto.

Sounds like an adventure with the lads

[Anonymous No.16790875]

I'm really enjoying their commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kAOvTFA5rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHZkLeh6vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHrE7la2Gdg

[Anonymous No.16790892]

>>16789856
are you canadian?

[Anonymous No.16790912]

[Anonymous No.16791200]

>>16789762
their chicken sammich is pretty ok....better than chick-fil-a's. their fries are jack in the box tier

[Anonymous No.16791350]

>>16790912
wow. too low effort to even copypasta anymore? did they make you take a pay cut or something?

[Anonymous No.16791683]

OP here, I ended up getting the palabok and 1 chickenjoy combo, a cheesy yumburger, and a peach mango pie.
The portion sizes were pretty good, filling but not overly so. Price was a little steep in my opinion.
The palabok was what I was most interested in but also the most disappointing, the biggest problem was that it was just too greasy. The sauce tasted alright but nothing to write home about.
The chicken was pleasantly crispy and the meat wasn't dry so that was good, unfortunately the piece they gave me was a very small thigh that was mostly cartilage but that was probably just bad luck.
The burger was as shit as was described itt, school cafeteria tier I'd say, and pretty small.
The peach mango pie was the best item I tried by a mile, warm and crispy and not overly sweet like I had feared.

Overall I'd give Jollibees a 5/10 probably not something I'd get again but if I were to I'd probably stick to the chicken and a pie.
Also I still fucking hate filipinos.

[Anonymous No.16793208]

>>16789762
they just came out with an app for the US stores.
no more waiting in the crazy drive through lines. just order and pick it up in store while all the suckers wait for hours.

[Anonymous No.16793232]

>>16789762
I'm filipino and I always thought this place was nasty. The burgers with the gravy taste good but you know it's low quality meat. The fried chicken is so fucking bland compared to any other restaurant's. The spaghetti is different from the American style sketti so I doubt many here would like it. Mcdonald's is better.

[Anonymous No.16793748]

>>16789801

yea their fried chicken was way better than the us chains and that palabok is surprisingly good for how dead and shitty it looks. People talk about the spaghetti but dont get it that sucks.

[Anonymous No.16793854]

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.16793929]

Spicy chicken joy with side of fries and gravy. Their mash potatos are also decent. Their hamburger steak is what you would expect from like bar food. Never had their spaghetti but it scares me desu. I wish we had the spam musubi option where im at.

[Anonymous No.16794097]

>>16789768
>>16789767
>paying out the ass for a dollar store hotdog
>>16789762
Get the aloha burger

[Anonymous No.16794100]

>>16793208
>20 for 10 piece bucket

[Anonymous No.16794503]

>>16789762
>Anything but the ketchup spaghetti that shit looks nasty.
filipino spaghetti is always fucking nasty
t. filipino

scratch that most filipino food is fucking nasty