/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16788645]

Why aren't you eating pizza tonight? You have a phone. Pick it up and place the order.

[Anonymous No.16788649]

>>16788645
Reminder if you eat anything but deep dish you're not eating a pizza pie, you're eating tomato flavored cardboard and you're also a weak anorexic fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.16788653]

>>16788645
You assume I can afford it

[Anonymous No.16788660]

>>16788645
1. I only get pizza on Fridays, and once a month, usually to celebrate the end of a particularly busy week
2. I got vaxxed and am still recovering my health so I haven't been able to eat pizza since June

[Anonymous No.16788685]

>>16788660
>Vaxxed 4 months ago and still recovering
lmao the absolute state of vaxxers

[Anonymous No.16788715]

>>16788645
There is no good pizza near me. I'm so burnt out on dominos but I might just get wings to mix things up.
I work at a btw so I eat alot of take out when I work. I don't use Uber eats or whatever I'm not connecting my info to my phone.

[Anonymous No.16788730]

I can't justify eating an entire 2000+ calorie pizza to myself.

Also I don't like cold / day-old pizza so saving some for later isn't an option.

[Anonymous No.16788736]

I'm in hospital and it's 330 am. I'll do it tomorrow, promise.

[Anonymous No.16788744]

because theres no pizza place in town that makes dough with only olive oil and unenriched flour. vegetable oils and the iron they add to enrich the flour are toxic. it's literally illegal to sell unenriched flour in much of the west, so its mandatory poisoning.

[Anonymous No.16788793]

>>16788660
The vaccine made you unable to eat pizza?

[Anonymous No.16788796]

>>16788645
lost my debit card and I’m waiting for a replacement. shit suxx. I could easily go for a pizza rn

[Anonymous No.16788806]

>>16788645

[Anonymous No.16788812]

>>16788645
They don't deliver to the country and my car has a flat tire.

[Anonymous No.16788822]

>>16788736
Why is it 330 am?

[Anonymous No.16788828]

>>16788736
I hope you're okay, you attention whoring faggot.

[Anonymous No.16788837]

>>16788793
It caused a flare-up of a long-dormant GI issue. Right now I'm avoiding anything remotely dangerous, which means lots of liquids and small portions, and no red meats, spices, tomato, minimal dairy, etc.

[Anonymous No.16788839]

>>16788837
god how sad

[Anonymous No.16788921]

Because I ate fondue with my GF

[Anonymous No.16788969]

>>16788837
get better soon anon, hopefully you can enjoy some pizza in the near future.

[Anonymous No.16789336]

>>16788645
What's that little white table on pizza for?

[Anonymous No.16789346]

>>16788645
Because I'm already fat enough and I'm trying to lose weight. Plus, I don't order pizza, because every pizza place within 50 miles of me is terrible. I can make better for cheaper at home.

[Anonymous No.16789352]

>>16788645
honestly no where good in my town. There used to be several good pizza joints but slowly every pizza joint started selling drier, more expensive pizza. I'm not paying $30 for a single 18" piece of burnt toast severely lacking in sauce, cheese and toppings

[Anonymous No.16789563]

>>16788645
Because the only Pizza place that delivered to my area had a public drama fit with the property manager they were renting the space from. So rather than renewing the lease the property manager posted on the local facebook news group to tell them to get the fuck out and as a result they closed on the 14th of September.

That's and I don't want to drive 20 minutes to go pick pizza from roundtable when I know I have to drive 20 minutes back because they don't deliver to my area.

[Anonymous No.16789565]

I have GERD

[Anonymous No.16789566]

>>16789336
the kids sit at that table

[Anonymous No.16789606]

>>16789563
>has a Round Table but no Pizza Hut or Dominoes
how

[Anonymous No.16789615]

>>16788645
>ordering pizza in 2021

it's so easy to make at home and far better quality than delivery once you know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.16789621]

>>16789566
>>16789336
my fucking sides

Look 3rd worlder. In developed countries they put that on the pizza to keep the box from touchin the pizza as the steam makes the cardboard softer and droops down.

[Anonymous No.16789622]

>>16788730
you could easily just order a small pizza.

[Anonymous No.16789638]

>>16789606
Small town just outside a slightly larger small town.
The slightly larger town has the Roundtable. Also has that abomination Papa Murphy's. Then a couple other local chains. None of them will deliver to me because of distance.

We have some nice restaurants being a tourist town and all. But all of our Pizza options are pretty mediocre. The shit fit place was the only true local non-chain pizza spot that had that real pizza spot feel.

[Anonymous No.16789649]

>>16788660
Lol

[Anonymous No.16789828]

>>16788645
Not today, Satan!

[Anonymous No.16789851]

>>16788645
It's not Friday.

[Anonymous No.16789869]

I'm too fat.

[Anonymous No.16790115]

>>16788645
My job isn't giving me many hours and I just can't justify spending a few days woth of groceries on a single meal.
That being said, since I've stopped eating fast food I feel a lot healthier so I don't miss it that much (except fish and chips)

[Anonymous No.16790118]

>>16788645
I did, had a dr.oekter spinach one

[Anonymous No.16790169]

>>16788645
I also have hands to cook my own.

[Elite No.16790202]

>>16788645
Pizzas are boring
I prefer fried chicken

[Anonymous No.16790210]

My dough is fermenting, calm down.

[Anonymous No.16790221]

>>16788645
anon is that OC because if so then congrats you posted your address on 4channel. I hope you like pizza

[Anonymous No.16790242]

>>16789638
Round Table is good and all, but it's already real expensive imo, fuck driving 20 min for it. I'd just make my own pizza at that point.

[Anonymous No.16790339]

>>16788649
I hate the way Americans call pizzas "pies". WHat the fuck? Why the FUCK are you idiots so retarded? And the way you say "cup" like a peanut butter cup or a go cup, you sound like youre sucking on a dick when you say it. I laugh every day at the absolute state of America. Nice president youve got there fucking literal nigger worshipers with nigger statues and literal nigger and faggot months AHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.16790343]

>>16788806
>mfw thats me but it says 08353

[Anonymous No.16790358]

>>16788645
i'm literally planning on redeeming my pizza points at dominos for a couple of pan pidsers tonight
god fucking damn their pan pizza is so good. I literally order it weekly.
I'm not fat btw, I fast a lot

[Anonymous No.16790364]

>>16788645
GIMME PIZZA!

[Anonymous No.16791618]

>>16788645
I bake pizza every sunday evening.

[Anonymous No.16791635]

>>16788730
You can reheat pizza anon. Just heat the oven to 350 and throw 8n the extra slices on a pizza tray and cook for like 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.16791643]

>>16790364
P-I-Z-Z-A

[Anonymous No.16791661]

I don't like talking to people on the phone

[Anonymous No.16791668]

I've got food in my fridge I need to eat, the mushrooms are getting a bit stinky.

[Anonymous No.16791678]

>>16788645
Why would I pay a thousand percent more for inferior food? In the same time it takes to wait for a dumb nigger to delivera cold pizza with the cheese and toppings all slid off, and demand a tip, I could make a fresh, hot pie with barely any effort, for a minute fraction of the cost.

[Anonymous No.16791691]

>>16791661
Online ordering has been standard for like 10 years...

[Anonymous No.16791694]

>>16791691
Maybe in first world countries
Have to do it by phone here so the only pizza I get is frozen or made by myself

[Anonymous No.16791733]

>>16788744
This. Plus there are no pizza places I can go to that aren’t in range of 5G signals.

[Anonymous No.16791747]

>>16788645
Thanks for the suggestion, anon. I haven’t had pizza in quite a long while.

[Anonymous No.16791766]

TIL half of /ck/ doesn't live within delivery distance of a pizza place or has an abundance of pizza ingredients just laying around the house ready for prep and baking at a moment's notice.

[Anonymous No.16791810]

>>16788645
I don't trust a bunch of black teenagers to prepare food for me

[Anonymous No.16791823]

>>16788645
Because I don't want to spend $20-25 on pizza. Though I've been craving it for the last week.

[Anonymous No.16791836]

>order pizza online from Dominos
>Pizza Tracker says “Reiko began custom-making your order at X:XX PM”
>eating this pizza will be indirectly licking the fingers of a cute Japanese gril

[Anonymous No.16791881]

>>16788645
I really want you to come place has a small enough Pizza that I can eat it. I don't want leftovers, because it doesn't reheat well

[Anonymous No.16791890]

>>16791836
>cute japanese girl
A weeb tranny is significantly more likely.

[Anonymous No.16791928]

>>16788645
Because I make my own instead of eating some shitty processed crap made by degenerates.

[Anonymous No.16791939]

>>16791823
You know what you must do.

[Anonymous No.16791943]

>>16791890
Don’t you talk that way about Reiko!

[Anonymous No.16791945]

i love jets pizza so much bros. best chain pizza around

[Anonymous No.16791946]

>>16791836
>image search reiko
>all dudes comes up
bad luck

[Anonymous No.16791953]

>>16791928
>implying shitty homecooked crap made by a degenerate is any better

[Anonymous No.16791965]

There is this little local mom and pop chain where I live, and the location I use has this Asian delivery guy that is the best delivery guy I have ever seen. He doesn't speak very much English, but god damn, he gets the pizza to my house so fast it so hot it feels like it literally came right out of the oven, and I would know as I used to work in a pizza joint. I tip that dude really good.

[Anonymous No.16792016]

Going to pick up a take home n bake from papa murphy's after gym with my ebt. Thinking of thin crust combo special which has pep, sausage, mushrooms, herbs and parmesan. Gonna add onions and jalapenos

[Anonymous No.16792111]

Because I'm fasting... :(

[Anonymous No.16792156]

>>16792016
>ebt
Please get a job.

[Anonymous No.16792163]

i almost ordered a pizza because of this thread, even though I have delicious leftovers from the night before, god dammit

[Anonymous No.16792694]

>>16790364
Now imagine that's your sisters vagina. That's why there are 'dog moms'. They use them to lick up their snatch.

[Anonymous No.16792708]

>>16792156
Most of the people receving SNAP have a job. Their employer just doesn't pay them enough to feed their family.

[Anonymous No.16792716]

>>16791678
>In the same time it takes to wait for a dumb nigger to delivera cold pizza with the cheese and toppings all slid off, and demand a tip

In my very first delivery for food delivery apps, I got a pizza order. The two pizza boxes bounced around the car 3 times because I was going in circles trying to navigate the GPS, and I started speeding up because I didn't want to give them cold pizza. I finally get to the house, and of course the GPS is always wrong and i'm forced to walk 3 more houses down on foot. Two little loli's open the door to receive the food, no adult in sight. I walk back and my receipt flies out of my bag onto the lawn and I don't pick it up. The next day the app team shows me their complaint. "The pizza was lopsided in the box, and the other one had all the toppings stuck to the top, my pizza had been dropped, and he threw my receipt in the yard".

Reading bad reviews really makes me feel like shit. I don't even read them anymore and pretend nothing bad happens.

[Anonymous No.16792718]

>>16792694
I dont have a sister

[Anonymous No.16792801]

>>16792718
Anymore

[Anonymous No.16792810]

>>16792016
You can't buy ready made food with EBT.

[Anonymous No.16792814]

>>16792716
Kek. Based.

[Anonymous No.16792846]

>>16788645
I can't get delivery to my house. The nearest place I can even drive to MEET a delivery driver is a post office that's 15 minutes away. Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.16792857]

>>16790339
rent free

[Anonymous No.16792868]

>>16788649
Based deep dish lover. A thin pizza is nice from time to time but more than a few toppings turns it into a trash heap. A deep dish pizza knows what it is and is built to accomodate more of everything for that max flavour.

[Anonymous No.16792872]

>>16788921
While wearing a turtleneck and a blazer?

[Anonymous No.16792884]

I'm saving it for Friday brother

[Anonymous No.16792888]

>>16792868
The problem with deep dish is that all the toppings are buried under cheese and sauce so they never get crispy. Texturally, it's just sloppy and gross.

[Anonymous No.16792893]

>>16788645
It’s Tuesday fag

[Anonymous No.16792898]

>>16792888
Yeah, I agree. I just love the indulgence of it I think. Lots of sauce and cheese is great, meat is already cooked so it's fine stuck under all that. Veggies and such do go to shit but I like meaty pizzas so that's not an issue for me.

[Anonymous No.16792903]

>>16792810
Papa Murphy’s isn’t “ready-made”. You have to cook it. That’s precisely why they do so much EBT business.

[Anonymous No.16792961]

>>16792888
>>16792898

well if you wanted to be an autist, when you make your own deep dish at home, fry the toppings on a pan or cast iron for 1-2 minutes to get the crisp

[Anonymous No.16792970]

>>16792903
I've always wondered how they've stayed in business, that makes perfect sense.

[Anonymous No.16793214]

>>16788645
I did have pizza today
I had doner kebab yesterday
Might have KFC or something tomorrow

[Anonymous No.16793228]

>>16788645
I make my own pizza. A quarter of the price and its easy as fuck to do with a cast iron.

[Anonymous No.16793233]

>>16792810
I buy cold sandwiches from safeway with ebt all the time, and also a lil cafe by my house, they sell me cold sandwhiches made on the spot with whatever i want.

[Anonymous No.16793246]

ordered a sausage, pep, onions, mushrooms, black olives and parmesan pizza

[Anonymous No.16793250]

>>16790339
being this obsessed.

[Anonymous No.16793264]

>>16788660
>hi, I’d like to place an order for carryout
Sure anon, are you vaccinated?
>I just got my vaccine last week
I’m sorry, anon. Fauci and Biden said you have to wait at least 4 months until it’s safe for you to eat pizza again. You know what covid does to bread meat and cheese haha. So yeah we’re temporarily going to blacklist you from the industry. Call us in 4 months *click*

[Anonymous No.16793276]

>>16789346
How the fuck are you making pizza cheaper than dominos you fucking liar. It’s 6 dollars for a medium 2 topping pizza. Lieing little shit fuck you. I hope your diabetes makes you wreck in traffic and you DIE

[Anonymous No.16793288]

>>16791678
Stop going to those scam ass pizza joins that charge 20 dollars a pizza. Absolute fucking rip off. On days I’m mad at the world, I throw rocks at their windows.

[Anonymous No.16793298]

>>16792708
They don’t work hard enough to pay their bills is what you meant to say. It’s not the employers fault his employees are retarded and poor. They took the job knowing the pay and hours. Fucking retards never taking responsibility for their shitty choices.

[Anonymous No.16793304]

>>16793276
You've never made a single meal from scratch in your life, have you?

[Anonymous No.16793305]

>>16793276
Relax, anon.
Most of /ck/ magically makes pizza both better and cheaper than chains.
It’s best not to question it. Or else you’re shilling for chains. And a cooklet.

[Anonymous No.16793312]

>>16793276
You do realize that the pizza costs $6 AT A PROFIT, right?

[Anonymous No.16793392]

>>16793312
>You do realize that the pizza costs $6 AT A PROFIT when making 300+ pizzas on a slow day, and much more on others.
Yes. I do realize that’s how economy of scale works.

[Anonymous No.16793417]

Because I made pizza tonight. "Pizza." It was a cauliflower base instead of dough. It tasted pretty decent at first but about halfway through it started getting hard to get down, just too much cauliflower.

[Anonymous No.16793468]

>>16788645
wtf kind of magic do you possess op? havent eaten all day and was jealous of your pie since im out of cash til friday. went outside for a cig and my roommate offered me a few slices of pizza he just bought.

[Anonymous No.16793477]

>>16788645

[Anonymous No.16793486]

>>16793477
I would still fucking devour that thing

[Anonymous No.16793519]

>>16791881
oven for 5-6 mins on 350 tastes pretty much the same as when you got it as long as you do it 24 hours later. after the 2 day mark it starts to lose quality.

[Anonymous No.16793525]

>>16792016
sounds good, my girl and i would do the same with ebt during hard times.

[Anonymous No.16793551]

>>16792016
Funny. I just moved to northern california and it's the first time I've seen a papa murphy's. I might pick something up fuck it.

[Anonymous No.16793553]

>>16792156
You need a job to get ebt moron. At least for us. We're obviously guys who most likely have no kids.

[Anonymous No.16793563]

>>16791890
>dialation blood in the sauce

[Anonymous No.16793593]

>>16793392
You really think a single pizza made at home costs more than $6 in ingredients? Have you literally never been grocery shopping and have nothing stocked in your kitchen? Would you buy whole packages of every ingredient you need brand new and then throw away all the excess as if you'll never use it in anything else? I'm struggling to imagine a world in which a single fucking pizza costs more than $6 in ingredients even for a home cook.

[Anonymous No.16793602]

>>16790358
I did it boys. I ordered two pan pizzas with pepperoni and onions. Was pretty good.
I have lots of pizza left obviously, so I'm looking forward to that.
I was worried that the chef's name on the pizza tracker sounded black, but the pizza was top notch.

[Anonymous No.16793620]

>>16793593
>then throw away all the excess as if you'll never use it in anything else
yes, white americans do this all the time.

[Anonymous No.16793635]

>>16793593
Anon, please tell me which grocery store you shop at.
I want to look at their prices and see what sort of ingredient quantities we’re needing to make <$6 pizzas at home

[Anonymous No.16793645]

>>16788645
Because I woke up at 8pm and started drinking and by the time I got a buzz going and was hungry everything is closed

[Anonymous No.16793663]

>>16791928
>t. has never cooked for anyone but himself

[Anonymous No.16793666]

>>16788837
>>16788660
you don't deserve pizza vaxxtard.

[Anonymous No.16793687]

>>16793666
Based Satan

[Anonymous No.16793688]

>>16793553
If you're dependent free, and employed, and still qualify for gibs it means you work a job that doesn't drug test. Shitty factory/warehouse jobs will hire any nig off the street starting literally 3x minimum wage. Get your shit together retard

[Anonymous No.16793721]

>>16788645
I wanted to but the place i like closes at fucking 8pm now apparently cause of staffing issues and Dominos makes me sick ever since they changed their recipe about a decade ago so that's not an option cause I don't want to spend 4 hours puking so hard the backsplash hits the ceiling

[Anonymous No.16793810]

>>16793635
I shop at Kroger in Northwest Ohio. Here, I looked up a basic recipe for pizza and found prices for everything from Kroger (rounded to the nearest penny):

Pizza Crust: $1.08
>1/2 cup warm water
$0.03 ($0.89 per gallon at the store, not bothering to calculate from my water bill)
>1 1/4 cup room temperature water
$0.07 ($0.89 per gallon)
>2 1/2 tsp active yeast
$0.40 ($1.19 for 3 packets)
>1 tsp sugar
$0.01 ($2.19 for 4 lbs)
>1 1/2 tsp salt
$0.01 ($0.49 for 26 oz)
>2 tbsp olive oil (~30 ml)
$0.18 ($4.49 for 750 ml)
>4 cup all purpose flour (~17 oz)
$0.38 ($1.79 for 5 lbs)

Pizza Sauce: $0.95
>1 (8 oz) can tomato sauce
$0.33 ($0.33 for 8 oz)
>2 tbsp tomato paste (~33 g)
$0.12 ($0.59 for 170g)
>1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil (~15 ml)
$0.09 ($4.49 for 750 ml)
>1 tsp granulated sugar
$0.01 ($2.19 for 4 lbs)
>1/2 tsp dried oregano (~1.4 g)
$0.08 ($1.00 for 19 g)
>1/2 tsp dried basil (~1.4 g)
$0.19 ($1.59 for 12.1 g)
>1 clove garlic - minced
$0.08 ($0.67 for 1 head / 8 cloves)
>pinch crushed red pepper flakes (~1 g)
$0.02 ($1.00 for 42 g)
>salt
$0.01 ($0.49 for 26 oz)
>pepper
$0.02 ($1.29 for 63 g)

Toppings: $3.73
>1 tbsp olive oil (~15 ml)
$0.09 ($4.49 for 750 ml)
>2 cup mozzarella cheese - grated
$1.75 ($6.99 for 8 cups)
>1/4 cup parmesan cheese - finely grated (~12 tsp)
$0.13 ($2.49 for 8 oz / 90 tsp)
>30 slices pepperoni
$0.78 ($2.50 for ~96 slices)
>2 tbsp oregano (~16.8 g)
$0.96 ($1.00 for 19 g)
>pinch crushed red pepper flakes (~1 g)
$0.02 ($1.00 for 42 g)

GRAND TOTAL: $5.76

So yes, you can definitely make a pizza at home for less than $6 only buying ingredients from the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.16793826]

>>16793810
>24 cents saved for hours of extra labor

[Anonymous No.16793833]

>>16793826
The premise was that you can't make a pizza cheaper than Domino's at home because their pizza costs $6. I demonstrated that you can get a pizza at home for less than $6. And don't forget that $6 is a coupon/sale price, not the actual full price, so that means you can beat even the sale prices at home.

[Anonymous No.16793864]

>>16793298
huge faggot

[Anonymous No.16793882]

>>16788645
i made a flat bread pizza with pesto instead of tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.16793885]

>>16788793
lowed my immune system just enough to get an allergic reaction had to be on histamine low diet for 3 months now.

[Anonymous No.16793886]

>>16793810
Holy mother of fuck.
I concede, anon.
As much as I want to argue the minutia of things such as applying a value to your time/effort, as well as “$6 pizza” meaning one pizza for $6 without buying ingredients for multiple pizzas..
I am in awe of your detailed price quantification of ingredients down to the gram. Not even joking in the slightest.
I will give no further argument.

[Anonymous No.16793928]

>>16791939
Not today. Maybe later. Or maybe I'll buy some bread yeast and make a dang pizza.

[Anonymous No.16793930]

>>16793810
>>16793833
Time is money, friend

[Anonymous No.16793935]

>>16793930
>he doesn't enjoy cooking

[Anonymous No.16793941]

>>16793551
I like Papa Murphy's a lot actually. Cooking it yourself is a hassle, but it tastes better than the alternatives (Domino's, Pizza Hut, etc.)

[Anonymous No.16793948]

>work 12 hours/day Friday-Sunday at a warehouse
>every second week I go to the supermarket on the way home and buy a giant shit-quality store-made pizza for 40% off because they need to get rid of them before the weekend ends

[Anonymous No.16793957]

>>16793930
The time required to leaven your own crust and cook the pizza are almost entirely hands off and passive uses of time. The actual mixing of the dough and assembling the pizza is maybe 30 minutes; even faster if you have a food processor Which is about (or shorter than) the amount of time you have to wait for Dominos to deliver your pizza anyway.

[Anonymous No.16794070]

>>16788645
Because I'm in quarantine and I'm only allowed to eat what they drop off for me.

[Anonymous No.16794370]

>>16788645
Don’t tell me what to do. Pig faggot

[Anonymous No.16794375]

i had pizza because of this thread, shithead. happy now?

[Anonymous No.16794446]

>>16792810
you can buy papa murphys on ebt, its take and bake pizza. And give it time its only a matter of time before the democrats buy votes by chaning it so you csn buy fast food and weed directly with ebt. They already have machines to withdraw ebt money outside some dispenseries.

[Anonymous No.16794658]

>not making your own pizza
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16794697]

>>16788645
I am having burgers tonight because of that other thread. And even if I were to have pizza, I would be making it myself, not eating an overpriced takeaway.

[Anonymous No.16794715]

>>16794658
Looks like a fucking abortion.
Your oven wasn’t hot enough.

[Anonymous No.16794811]

>>16791946
I'm getting pictures of women. Maybe this is a case of your previous search history effecting what results you are shown.

[Anonymous No.16795724]

>>16793810
This does your argument ZERO favors. No one is gonna wanna take the time to shop for, prep, and measure all that stupid shit just to save 20 cents.

[Anonymous No.16795730]

>>16794715
>>16794658
Anon's baiting you with DSP's pizza.

[Anonymous No.16795733]

>>16788645
i just got fired and don't want to spend any money

[Anonymous No.16795738]

>>16795724
Most of those items should be available in a kitchen if you do any amount of cooking for yourself. Are you such a child that you only eat pre-prepared food and never buy groceries? If you have to buy every single ingredient on that list just to make a pizza then you should really examine your life choices.

[Anonymous No.16795740]

>>16788645
You know what, you're right. There's this place down the street that sells a margherita for e3.50, I think I'll have one.

[Anonymous No.16795743]

>>16795730
I know it's not a good pizza, but Christ what an absolutely ungrateful, entitled cunt.

[Anonymous No.16795753]

>>16795743
nigga it's a fake tweet
>10 days ago
>oct4
Also tell me you wouldn't laugh in your spouse's face if they served you something like that.

[Anonymous No.16795755]

>>16795740
What do low-class mixed drinks have to do with pizza?

[Anonymous No.16795758]

>>16795755
B8

[Anonymous No.16795762]

>>16795753
>previous years don't exist
>all dates mentioned must refer to the present year or it's fake

[Anonymous No.16795768]

>>16795762
>not fact checking what people online tell you
I'm teaching you a lesson here, anon.
First you got baited by the guy posting someone else's pizza as his
then you didn't bother fact checking someone correcting that
then you believed another fake picture
then you tried making up excuses for accepting that picture as truth

Also we both know if that pic was from last year we would have seen it spammed a million times on this board by now.

[Anonymous No.16795842]

>>16795768
But do you acknowledge that October 4, 2021 is not the only October 4 that has ever occurred and that alone is not an indication of fakery?

[Anonymous No.16795847]

>>16795842
Yeah sure, that's fair, but by that point you should have gone looking for the original at the very least and would quickly have realized it was posted this week, making that pic impossible.

[Anonymous No.16795851]

>>16788645
which pizza is this

[Anonymous No.16795862]

>>16791836
>Reiko
You’re a tranny now

[Anonymous No.16795869]

yo

[Anonymous No.16795893]

>>16795847
I just don't actually care that much about verifying the validity of some no-name cunt eceleb's social media content.

[Anonymous No.16796044]

>>16788649
No one cares faggot

[Anonymous No.16796066]

>>16795869
Looks good apart from the tomato slices.

[Anonymous No.16796072]

>>16788649
>Reminder if you eat anything but deep dish you're not eating a pizza pie
Good, because I want a pizza, NOT a pie. Anyone who calls pizza "pie" should be shot. NYC deserved 9/11 for that alone.

[Anonymous No.16796076]

[Anonymous No.16796090]

>>16796076
Wow, such an EPIC cheese pull! I can't wait to bite into that slice and have all the cheese and toppings slide straight off onto my plate because the cheese is so rubbery and stretchy!

[Anonymous No.16796758]

>>16788649
Deep dish "pizza" is literally just a casserole.
>>16792888
Also this.

[Anonymous No.16796769]

>>16788649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgYMFtxUUw&t=4s

[Anonymous No.16797330]

>>16788645
covizza

[Anonymous No.16798123]

>>16796090
I'm sorry you don't have teeth

[Anonymous No.16798140]

>>16796769
It's a tomato PIE. This was the original name. They should have kept it. That way autists would stop spergining out all YOU CAN'T CALL THAT PIZZA. Okay, so don't, and just enjoy they tomato pie. Nothing wrong with tomato pie, it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.16798152]

>>16796758
>Deep dish "pizza" is literally just a casserole.
So what. There is no problem. Casseroles are good.

[Anonymous No.16798222]

>>16798123
With cheese like that you have to make a conscious effort to slice away the cheese with your teeth or else you'll get fucked by the cheese slide, it's obnoxious. Cheese shouldn't be that stretchy, it just makes it difficult to eat.

[Anonymous No.16798247]

>>16798222
>he doesn't use cheese scissors
pathetic