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Got a small problem guys(and girls if there are any). My grill is missing.

>> No.16768753

Light your porch on fire to get the same grill marks.

>> No.16768754

>>16768748
theft? from a balcony? geesh

>> No.16768759

>>16768748
Dig a pit, and use chickenwire?

>> No.16768761
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>>16768754
Found it but how am I gonna get it up here.

>> No.16768767
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Here's my only friend

>> No.16768770

>>16768748
>not chaining your girl to the railing
are americans really this retarded?

>> No.16768775

that fucking gay little beer holder

>> No.16768812

>>16768761
Dyel bro?

>> No.16768829
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>>16768767
What’s his name?
I have a friend squirrel too! This is the Princess

>> No.16768896

>>16768829
He/she don't have a name
There's so many. But I'm really missing my black squirrel. It hangs out at my neighbor's who feed corn to the deer. You?

>> No.16768903
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>>16768812
What's a dyel?

>> No.16768905

>>16768761
Usually takes a crane to get it out.

>> No.16768907

>>16768748
I just needed to borrow it for a bit anon, I'll bring it back soon.

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>>16768829
>Princess
I'm too dumb to read

>> No.16768915
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>>16768903
anon, WHAT are you smoking?

>> No.16768916

>>16768907
That's cool
Bring bud light when u return it

>> No.16768922

>>16768915
Camels at the moment but I have a surprise for you guys

>> No.16768928

>>16768916
Sorry, all I've got are nattys :(

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>>16768928
Free beer is the best beer

>> No.16768933

>>16768903
you gonna show us what's on the grill?

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>>16768933
Yup

>> No.16768941

>>16768905
what if the crane gets stuck?

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>>16768941
>what if the crane gets stuck?
Tequila

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>>16768896
your deck needs some furniture, OP
the squirrels would like some furniture too

>> No.16768998

>>16768748
Why do you always hold up a can of water in your pics?

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>>16768998
? Like this?

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>>16769025

>> No.16769095

>>16769085
w-what are you doing anon

>> No.16769101

>>16769095
>w-what are you doing anon
Drinking and posting

>> No.16769143

>>16768748
y- you stole my grill?!

>> No.16769157
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>>16769143
Here's my pizza. Kinda mad right now (and drunk)

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>>16769085
you chargrilled a fucking pizza? what the fuck kind of autism is this?

>> No.16769174

>>16769157
hope you enjoyed it anon

>> No.16769192

>>16769174
Dropped it on my deck. No I'm. Doing chicken thighs

>> No.16769196

>>16769157
i need to try grilling pizza, this is new technology

>> No.16769200

WHATS THE SURPRISE

>> No.16769224

>>16769200
A FUCKING PIZZA ON A FUCKING GRILL YOU DENSE FAGGOT

>> No.16769228

>>16768913
your backyard is awesome.

>> No.16769235

Based /alckie/ losing stuff while drunk

>> No.16769243

I hope this faggot doesn't become a regular thing.

>> No.16769274

>>16768932
Last christmas morning I opened my front door and found like 25 beers left in a suitcase of nat ice. Just left in the snow by the sidewlk. Someone was probably carrying it to a party and dropped it. It's the only xmas present I got

>> No.16769278

>>16768952
wait is this pattiposter?

>> No.16769537

>>16768903
Anon doesn't know how to smoke the thread

>> No.16769553

>>16768775
lol

>> No.16769622

>>16768903
how the fuck did you get it up there?

>> No.16769633

>>16769025
>those sunglasses
post truck

>> No.16769634

>>16769622
he blew his ancient horn and all the wildlife and critters of the forest lent their strength.

>> No.16769641

>>16769196
I grill pizza pretty often. Next time I'll take pictures and make a thread. Probably end up being Monday.

>> No.16770596

>>16768754
ricky have you been stealing barbeques again?

>> No.16770599

good thread

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>>16768905
i've not heard that reference in a fucking why ole

>> No.16770885

>>16768829
that "princess" clearly has a penis

>> No.16770888

>>16770885
those are clearly tits you virgin

>> No.16770891

>>16770888
tits down by her legs?? saggy titted bitch squirrel WHORE

>> No.16770894

>>16770888
Its a PENIS!!! your squirrel has a penis penis penis

>> No.16770896

>>16770894
literally obsessed...theres two of them, left and right
...........unless

>> No.16770901

>>16770896
Speaking of which, when masturbating you can imagine you have as many penises as you like in as many girls as you like. Just an impromptu lifehack from an oldschool imagination coomer.

>> No.16770903

>>16770901
you ever give yourself "the stranger"?

>> No.16770911

>>16769085
mama mia

>> No.16770913

>>16770901
what? when i fap i think about having as many girls as possible inside my one and only, single penis.

>> No.16770915

>>16770903
if hes a gay man he gives himself "the stranger" every friday night

>> No.16771611

It's like you've just discovered what beer is you faggot, shitty American piss water at that.

>> No.16771634

>>16769157
>grilling a frozen pizza
fucking moron