Bros...

[Anonymous No.16763087]

It's out

[Anonymous No.16763095]

>>16763087
Your mom is fucked

[Anonymous No.16763099]

>>16763095
My mom doesn't even watch james Bond movies

[Anonymous No.16763112]

>>16763099
Last night i McChicken brosnan your sister

[Anonymous No.16763140]

>>16763087
I tried it, horrible.
Toasted Marshmallow is just shitty cream soda, Pumpkin Spice does not work at all in seltzer, Maple Pear and Apple Crisp are cloyingly sweet.

[Anonymous No.16763150]

>>16763087
>5% alcohol
pussy.

[Anonymous No.16763175]

>>16763087
The coloring on the cans and beer cases is abysmal. They look like soda pop. Products with alcohol should look more serious than that. Could get away with drinking this shit at work!

[Anonymous No.16763777]

>>16763150
Alcoholic

[Anonymous No.16763784]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.16763826]

>>16763175
Back to facebook, old man.

[Anonymous No.16765242]

>>16763087
What the crickey fuck is that? Is this one of the obscure flavors they haven’t fully tested yet/release in fly over states/disposable population to see if it has any side effects?

[Anonymous No.16765595]

>>16763087
looks horrid.

[Anonymous No.16765699]

>>16763087
*soyjack reaction image*

[Anonymous No.16765946]

>>16763087
Fuck. I cant find this anywhere in RI. Where are you OP? I just want ti get drunk on my day off on this stuff.

[Anonymous No.16765954]

>>16763087
this is the gayest shit ever your a fucking homosexual for even holding that box

[Anonymous No.16765958]

>5%
I just can't get myself to spend money like this. The taste is only gong to be Okay and I'm not going to get drunk. I'll still with the four loko seltzer.

[Anonymous No.16766620]

>>16765946
>RI
wut

[Anonymous No.16766625]

>>16763087
go back to work you hairy faggot

[Anonymous No.16766628]

>>16765958
I can smell the smoldering white trash from here

[Anonymous No.16766631]

>>16765699
Soyjack wouldn't drink bud

[Anonymous No.16766638]

alcohol is bad for you. if you want to keep liver, brain, kidneys, and pancreas healthy please refrain from alcohol youre only hurting yourself. try some green tea instead

[Anonymous No.16766647]

>>16766638
what about green tea wine
should balance out right

[Anonymous No.16766650]

>>16766647
that would be an affront to the delicate flavors present in green tea

[Anonymous No.16766738]

>>16766650
Green tea tastes like fucking grass

[Anonymous No.16766748]

>>16766628
White trash drinks bottom of the barrel beer and shitty seltzers. I'd suggest killing yourself so I don't have to deal with your faggot level of posting, you chromosome stealing retard.

[Anonymous No.16766757]

you tell 'em Cletus

[Anonymous No.16766764]

>>16766748
>bottom of the barrel beer and shitty seltzer
White trash here. You're delusional if you think we go anywhere near seltzer. Personally I drink lucky Streak. Cheap liquor is also common like Nikolai vodka.

[Anonymous No.16766791]

>>16766764
he's just trying to cope and diflect about being called white trash because the truth hurts

[Anonymous No.16766796]

>>16766764
You're not white trash. You're just poor and probably of a dark complexion. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I'm trying to keep the facts straight here, fag.

[Anonymous No.16766802]

>>16766796
>probably of a dark complexion. Not that there is anything wrong with that
I wholeheartedly beg to differ

[Anonymous No.16766956]

>>16766796
I'm neither poor nor black. I'm a hill Billy or as I prefer to be called an Appalachian American. No preferring fancy beers and girly drinks is not a good judgment of wealth.

[Anonymous No.16766958]

>>16763087
oh shit it dropped?!

[Anonymous No.16767135]

>>16763087
Cant' wait even though I bet half of them will be shitty.

Everyone bitching about the low ABV hasn't caught on to the fact that hard seltzers are successful because losers drink them as-is, and proper alchies understand that they are covert mixers for other liquor, for people who want to get fucking blackout.

[Anonymous No.16767161]

>>16766620
Rhode Island.

[Anonymous No.16767206]

>>16767135
>proper alchies understand that they are covert mixers for other liquor, for people who want to get fucking blackout
this. You can drink four as is and have a good time get loosened up

or you can pour a lil vodka in one, drink two of them, and be so wrecked you have to hold onto the wall for balance

[Anonymous No.16767219]

>>16763087
Wtf is seltzer

[Anonymous No.16767238]

>>16767219
Seltzer my dick through your teeth.
AHAHAHA GOT

[Anonymous No.16767465]

>>16766620
Road island

[Anonymous No.16767486]

>>16767219
carbonated water. this trend is retarded, its just fizzy water and the cheapest vodka to make it 5% and the artificial flavours you find in flavoured water

[Anonymous No.16767808]

For me, it's Aass.

[Anonymous No.16767883]

>warning: contains soy

[Anonymous No.16768486]

>>16766628
Four loko seltzer isn't white trash bro. It's city street trash seltzer. If you are going to call me out Do It Right. I'd rather be that than a homo holding a can of something Roasted Marshmallow flavor anyway lol.

[Anonymous No.16768515]

>>16765958
I get as drunk as i want to first off liquor or wine then start in on something around 4.5-5% because while i won't get any more drunk, i won't get any less either and i can drink at whatever speed i want to without dying in the morning

[Anonymous No.16768524]

>>16763087
It aint in my local walmart or gas station so as far as I'm concerned it isn't real yet. But I have to try it as part of my penance.

[Anonymous No.16768601]

>>16763087
>the thing!
>the thing!
>it’s out!
>go buy!

[Anonymous No.16768614]

>>16768515
We live the same life

[Anonymous No.16768669]

>>16768515
I do this as well in social settings, but if I'm just at home after a day at work I don't really care about keeping my buzz. In fact, the earlier I pass out the better, so I just chug the high abv and enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.16768736]

>hard seltzer

[Anonymous No.16768823]

>>16768736
way better than light beer for the same job. simple as

[Anonymous No.16769397]

These are pretty decent. Marshmallow works surprisingly well, pumpkin isn't great, maple pear is good but has a weird aftertaste, apple is just straight up good. All seltzer beer is a meme but this is one of the better ones. Cute cans too.
>>16765958
As an alcoholic myself, nigger you are an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.16769454]

For me, it's the orange busch.

[Anonymous No.16769516]

>>16763095
KEK

Also maple pear? Pumpkin spice? Toasted marshmallow? Americans were G-d’s only mistake.

[Anonymous No.16769579]

>>16769516
You got a problem with marshmallows?

[Anonymous No.16769588]

I want the seltzer meme to end already. My favourite liquor store just got rid of half of their beer selection to fill the shelves up with fucking seltzers that all taste the same. Fuck seltzer and fuck you.

[Anonymous No.16769593]

>>16763087
i used to wear leather straps but then one time i caught a weird smell and it was my wrist and the leather fucking stinks when you get it wet after like washing your hands and sweating so now i wear nato straps exclusively and no more stink

[Anonymous No.16769694]

>>16769588
>noooo i need to have 400 different kinds of identical IPAs, what the fuck!!!!

[Anonymous No.16770495]

>>16763087
Not really a seltzer guy at all, but a friend bought be some because I like gimmicky autumn shit. Coincidentally, I just now finished the last one.
Apple Crisp (genuinely nice flavor) > Toasted Marshmallow > Pumpkin Spice (there are better pumpkin spice alcohol options, but it's not bad) >>> Maple Pear (I only took three sips before dumping this one)

[Anonymous No.16770603]

>>16763087
Can't we just keep the summer pack in rotation instead?
I liked the cherry limeade.

[Anonymous No.16770629]

>>16765946
come on down to Aquidneck Liquors in Middletown my man. we've still got a bit in stock. I'll put one aside for you

[Anonymous No.16770634]

>>16770629
Cool, I'll come in and ask for the narwhal who bacons

[Anonymous No.16770667]

Nice, I really liked the Christmas ones, especially the peppermint pattie.

[Anonymous No.16770861]

>>16770603
it is. they're making it a year round thing now