Coffee Time /ctg/

[Anonymous No.16762871]

Coffee is good for you. This thread is for all coffee related discussion and inquiries.

>Favorite brew method
>Favorite Coffee
>Favorite additives

Previous thread >>16725384

[Anonymous No.16762876]

>>16762871

[Anonymous No.16762944]

I'll make a little guatamalan pourover here in a few.

[Anonymous No.16763323]

My fast roasted coffee turned out pretty good, not bland at all desu.

[Anonymous No.16763393]

Folgers with artificial sweetener and non dairy powder creamer masterrace reporting in

[Anonymous No.16763616]

>Coffee Time /ctg/
>Coffee is good for you. This thread is for all coffee related discussion and inquiries.

>>Favorite brew method
>>Favorite Coffee
>>Favorite additives

>Previous thread >>16725384

[Anonymous No.16763668]

I only make aeropress and I'm getting bored with it. I've started buying flat whites from coffee shops but it's so expensive that I only get one a week. Is there a good way to make a flat white or latte without an espresso machine?

[Anonymous No.16763910]

>>16763668
closest thing you'll get without shelling out a ton of money is a moka pot.

that being said, depending on where you live there will occasionally be a decent used espresso machine on facebook marketplace/craiglist, or local thrift shop.

[Anonymous No.16763916]

Heart attempt #4
I feel like I got the technique right but failed the execution.

[Anonymous No.16763990]

I unironically enjoy Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

[Anonymous No.16764008]

>>16763916
Looks almost like a coffee bean anon
keep practicing!

[Anonymous No.16764222]

Ladies and gentlemen, the perfect espresso machine for home: Rocket Appartamento
Not too expensive, not some shitty ass plastic.
Looks amazing, especially in a minimalist apartment. Makes good quality espresso. Does its thing.

[Anonymous No.16764238]

>>16764222
Probably the worst option for the money desu

[Anonymous No.16764247]

I love coffee and still do, but drinking caffeinated things give me panic attacks.

Is there anyway I can cure this?

I drink decaf daily, so any recommendations on good ones would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.16764258]

>>16764247
Take your meds, see a shrink, you shouldn't be having panic attacks from caffeine, you have unaddressed mental problems.

[Anonymous No.16764267]

>>16764222
Is that gauge on the front in bar? Why does it only go to 3?

[Anonymous No.16764273]

>>16764258
I don't know what to tell you, I feel pretty good all in all but it triggers me

[Anonymous No.16764284]

>>16764267
maybe it measures in megapascals?

[Anonymous No.16764302]

>>16764273
Exercise (walking) and recognizing the panic attacks as harmless anxiety that will eventually pass made me stop having them ever.
Also don't overdose on caffeine, slowly taper up.

[Anonymous No.16764317]

>>16764222
>uses a stockphoto as he does not and will not own own in this lifetime

[Anonymous No.16764324]

>>16764267
It's the steam pressure gauge.

[Anonymous No.16765089]

>>16764302
Yeah that's a good idea, I've definitely got over the anxiety part, but I still always feel weird. Will try tapering up slowly

[Anonymous No.16765857]

coof

[Anonymous No.16765867]

>>16762871
>Favorite brew method
Turkish
>Favorite Coffee
Arabica, preferably ethiopian or south American, light to medium roast
>Favorite additives
Mastix but that one's expensive. No sugar, no milk.

[Anonymous No.16765882]

>>16764258
>you shouldn't be having panic attacks from caffeine
Some people have an extremely slow caffeine metabolism which makes them get all the negative effects like anxiety, insomnia, jitters, heart palpitations and so on. I am the opposite, thank you jesus of genetics.

[Anonymous No.16765884]

>>16762871
>Favorite brew method
Espresso as I'm jelly I don't have the cash for it; moka pot & plunger for me.

>Favorite Coffee
Piccollo latte

>Favorite additives
Honey

[Anonymous No.16765933]

>>16764317
I lol'd

[Anonymous No.16766230]

What're people's experiences with geisha?
It's up to $20-25 AUD a cup over here but every time I've had it it's blown my mind. Particularly espresso. There is so much flavour it's unbelievable. I've brewed with it a few times and it's foolproof, even a 'bad' shot is delicious because the beans have such a huge spectrum of flavour to draw from. Has anyone else brewed with it? Roasted it?

[Anonymous No.16766251]

I just rotate between 2 local coffees and a local roaster called Sump that delivers some great shit albeit a pit pricey but it's worth it because I can't find anything better at any price. I'll go to their shop whenever I'm close though. I've shilled them here successfully before because it's the best coffee in my city. Need to start using my moka pot again but I've been extra lazy. Usually drink my coffee black but sometimes I add a little bit of Italian sweet cream.

[ROCOHISAYA No.16766263]

>>16765884
Sweet

>>16766230
Geisha coffee beans? What is that?

[Anonymous No.16766346]

>>16766263
Extremely rare and difficult to grow varietal. I think it's notoriously difficult to roast too. Only grows in certain regions, I don't know too much about the processing but the product is fucking delicious. Really expensive as a result. Highly recommend tasting if you ever get the chance

[Anonymous No.16766416]

Do hand grinders work for lefty?

[Anonymous No.16766430]

>>16766416
I don't see why not
I could definitely left hand grind on my m47 if needed.

[Anonymous No.16766472]

How long does coffee stay fresh? Assume it arrives the day after its roasted, how long will it be good for?

[Anonymous No.16766481]

>>16766430
I thought those burrs worked only on one direction. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.16766500]

Aeropress, upside down (plunger on bench, other bit pushed down about half an inch).

Three heaped teaspoons of coffee.

Fill it with boiling water roughly half way.

Let it steep for at least two mins, usually about five.

Put mug on top, flip everything so mug is there and it's ready to plunge. Plunge slowly but surely to avoid leakage.

Top up with water to get mug half-filled. Fill remainder with milk.

Microwave to heat to desired temperature.

>bellissimo

[Anonymous No.16766667]

>>16766500
>heaped teaspoons
>top up with water
>fill remainder with milk
>microwave
jesus do aerofags really?

[Anonymous No.16766678]

Got some grounded coffee for v60 (I'm not home and didn't bring my grinder). How would you adjust the technique if it came out too bitter?

[Anonymous No.16766921]

>>16766678
Bitterness would come from overextraction.
You can fix this with a faster drawdown, without changing the grind that'd involve less disturbance of the bed. stirring/swirling creates a more even extraction but slows the drawdown.
I'd say the easiest way to fix it however to use cooler water. The hotter the water, the higher the extraction. Try 900 or even 850 water and see if that helps.

[Anonymous No.16766927]

>>16766921
90C or 85C degrees that is.

[Anonymous No.16767110]

>>16766921
Thanks, will try that and report tomorrow

[Anonymous No.16767136]

>>16766500
Based and redditpilled

[Anonymous No.16767790]

>>16762871
Today I had my coffee with a tiny bit of milk and a whole bunch of Milo powder

[Anonymous No.16767966]

>>16762871

>aergrind
>kalita wave
>dash of milk

[Anonymous No.16767989]

>>16766263
ok can i just ask why are you posting Isla here

[Anonymous No.16768019]

>>16762871
>moka pot
>whatever is on sale
>whiskey

[Anonymous No.16768383]

>>16766667
Yep. All it takes is some leaching triton and a microwave for them to start posting shit about being an aficionado.

[Anonymous No.16768444]

I’m going to watch another tutorial on how to do the heart

[Anonymous No.16768454]

>>16766416
Yes, I use one of those old school hand grinders left handed. It only works when turning clockwise but that's not an issue

[Anonymous No.16768468]

>>16766472
The peak flavor development is around 10-15 days after roasting because the coffee has sufficiently degassed, I think you can get about a month of decent freshness out of whole bean coffee. I vacuum package all my coffee and only take a few days worth at once to minimize losses.
Ground coffee only stays fresh for about 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.16768499]

>>16762871
>>Favorite brew method
Moka Pot
>>Favorite Coffee
In Shawnee, KS there is a store named MAPS that I order from all the time. Usually, I get a medium roast.
>>Favorite additives
Black but been on an Irish Coffee kick after seeing a thread here on /ck/ where someone was asking for recipes.

[Anonymous No.16768503]

Here's my "so good you'll cum yourself coffee" recipe
Ingredients:
Ground cafe du monde (or preferred coffee. Cheaper coffees require no cold brew hot bloom and can be directly cold brewed).
RATIO: ONE CUP COFFEE-4 CUPS WATER
Star anise (~2 pods/1 teaspoon),
Vanilla extract,
Cloves (2-4 cloves to taste; you can always add more at the end but you can't take away!),
Cinnamon (about 1/2 to 1 stick, or, 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon ground),
Ginger (4 teaspoons),
Nutmeg (1 teaspoon. Remember that nutmeg is sweet and you're adding sweetened milk, this recipe makes 4 servings!) to taste,
1/4 cup coconut cream (NOT CREAM OF COCONUT, that is sweetened), 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk (total, so 1/16 cup or 1 tablespoon per drink, of each),

Cold brew, hot bloom your coffee: pour about 1.5 cups of hot water over the grounds, shove your spices and vanilla in while it's still hot, allow to bloom for 30 seconds, then pour over the rest of your water. Let steep in the fridge or at room temp--covered, obviously--overnight. Let those flavors get to know eachother and mingle. You can add your 1/2 cup coconut cream and 1/2 cup S.C. milk now, or 1/16 cup each, per drink, when you are serving it. I prefer now.

Take that bitch out, filter it through a fine meshed sieve. Drink it.

[Anonymous No.16768539]

>>16762871
>>16762871
I love me some cold brew. Recently got a Gator cold brew maker and I like it so far, took me a few trys to get the strength just right. Been meaning to go to one of the nice local coffee shops in my area but for now just using Starbucks Verona coffee. Additives are either vanilla/extra creamy oatmilk or just straight black

[Anonymous No.16768545]

>>16768539
Try my spiced cold brew recipe, anon. You'll love it.

[Anonymous No.16768554]

>>16763916
Barista here.
You are pouring to close to the cup. Try doing a longer pour and then bringing it closer at the end.

> You're welcome

[Anonymous No.16768568]

>>16764247
I've seen this a lot in my 18 years on the job
> easy fix. Drink water with lime stone in it (San pellegrino)
The alkaloids will neutralize most parts of the acid in your coffee and give you a calmer buzz

[Anonymous No.16768652]

>>16768545
Lay it on me anon. Last chick I used to fuck would make my morning coffee black with a little ground cinnamon and nutmeg mixed into the grinds and it almost made me love her

[Anonymous No.16768659]

>>16768652
See here >>16768503. I guarantee it's one of the best iced coffees you've ever had.

[Anonymous No.16768671]

>>16768659
>one of the best iced coffees you've ever had.
>Ingredients:
Ground cafe du monde

I'm cooking one of the best steaks you've ever had. First thing you do is grab some steakumms.

[Anonymous No.16768674]

>>16768659
What does a coffee bloom mean? Also how much coconut flavor is in it? Coconut is truly the only flavor in this world I dislike in anything and I usually prefer my coffee black.

[Anonymous No.16768682]

>>16768674
>Also how much coconut flavor is in it?
You can substitute the coconut cream for sweet and condensed milk, then.
>Coffee bloom
https://dripbeans.com/cold-brew-hot-bloom-method/#:~:text=The%20hot%20bloom%20method%20is,add%20then%20add%20cold%20water.
It's a way to bring out some of the acidic flavor compounds that aren't normally present in a cold brew while also not having all of the bitter, unpleasantness present in regular hot brewed coffee.

[Anonymous No.16768692]

>>16768671
OR PREFERRED COFFEE. I use the cafe du monde because of the chicory that mimics the flavor of vietnamese coffee beans, since this recipe is intended to be similar to vietnamese iced coffee.

I have a really, really good steak recipe if you want:

Ingredients
1 in+ ribeye (2+ preferred)
Avocado oil
Lard
Butter
Citrus (usually lime)
Mayo
Fresh thyme, rosemary, garlic
Tellicherry peppercorns and finishing salt (regular fresh ground pepper and kosher salt can be substituted)

Preheat oven to as low as possible, ideally the exact temperature of your desired doneness (Will require an oven thermometer, an open oven door, and 24 hours). Place the steak into a pan and cook for 2 hours: **until 10 degrees below desired temp*** (check with a thermometer). If oven cannot go below 150, cook @ 250 degrees for 20-40 minutes, checking every 5 minutes and rotating every 15.

Allow steak to rest for 10 minutes. While steak is resting, begin heating a pan with an 8th of an inch of avocado oil and some lard on high. You want everything RIPPING hot.

Prepare your board dressing. On a cutting board or plate, chop your spices semi fine. Place a small pat of butter, maybe some lard.

Once pan is heated, dry off steak, and then coat with mayo. Wipe off mayo with paper towel until its a thin layer. Cover steak with freshly ground pepper to taste. Lay steak away from you, 30s-1m on each side until crust looks slightly underdone. Baste with the oils in the pan during each 30s per side.

With tongs, hold steak on its edge and sear the fatcap for 1 minute. Remove from pan, and place on board seasoning.

Cover steak with slightly less salt than youd usually want, to taste. Place a pat of butter onntop of steak and pour a little bit of lardocado onto the butter to melt it. Chop up steak into bit size pieces and swish around on board dressing. Squeeze citrus over your steak. Enjoy immediately.

[Anonymous No.16768709]

>>16768692
>board dressing
Of fucking course the turboautist is a Raguesafag.

[Anonymous No.16768715]

>>16768709
Ragusea went to shit a year back, but board dressings are a legitimate way to distribute flavor throughout a steak without doing a marinade for a day. I like how you literally ignored everything just to shit on that fucking libshit autist though, lmao. It's not like he came up with that technique.

[Anonymous No.16768720]

>>16768682
Okay cool, I took the recipe down and was planning on making another pitcher tomorrow so I'll stop at the grocery store and pick some stuff up thanks anon. For now I'm going to have some garbage keurig coffee on my lunchbreak.

[Anonymous No.16768727]

>>16768715
Oh I read it, don't worry. Oil+lard+butter+mayo. Post those fat white fingers.

[Anonymous No.16768734]

I've roasted about 5lbs in a skillet and I think I'm over it. I've had some decent roasts but it's kind of a pain and very easy to let some of the flat sides scorch while the rest of the bean is still medium brown. I don't really notice in the cup but I'm embarrassed about it.

[Anonymous No.16768744]

>>16768734
At least you'll admit you fucked up unlike most autists on this board. If it's something you like keep trying, and it's too much if a hassle then fuck it

[Anonymous No.16768745]

>>16768720
Fantastic, anon. I hope you love it, I made this for some work friends once and had someone forcefully give me $30 for a gallon of this coffee. They told me that "If you didn't take the money, I was going to steal the jug out your hands"
>>16768727
>oil
Well you're not going to fry it dry, are you? Avocado oil is high smoke point, neutral oil.
>lard
That's why your grandma's food was so delicious, and, hydrogenated vegetable oil is for faggots.
>Butter
Do you have a better way to get a milky flavor?
>Mayo
You don't taste the mayo and you literally wipe of 90%. The compounds in the mayo allow the outside of steak to brown quicker so that you don't overcook it, since the reverse sear already has the steak cooked, albeit with a grey pallor until the final fry.
>Post those fat white fingers
"Never trust a skinny chef"
Any questions?

[Anonymous No.16768779]

>>16768744
What sucks is my best roasts have been some very flavorful light roasts but I stopped drinking caffeine and it's harder to get a good decaf roast in a skillet.

[Anonymous No.16768875]

Somebody redpill me on 9barista
I have the money, but is it worth it?

[Anonymous No.16768882]

>>16768745
Post. The. Fingers. Fatty.

[Anonymous No.16768891]

>>16768875
There's a guy who posts here who has one. He loves it. Not sure what grinder he's pairing with it though. The way I view those "passion projects" like the 9bar is if you're at all interested and have the money, why not. Who knows if/when they'll fold. I'd pick up an extra rebuild kit or two if I were to order one, just in case.

[Anonymous No.16768898]

>>16768882
Why?

[Anonymous No.16768901]

>>16768875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcZMGx15QBU
Tldr it's worth if you are willing to invest the time to dial in your shots, wait the 6 minutes it takes to brew and only drink espresso by yourself. I would probably go with a cafelat robot instead because it gives you more control over the pressure.

[Anonymous No.16768939]

>>16768898
So you recognize why its unnecessary to drown decent steak in various fats. Just like its unnecessary to drown quality coffee in coconut milk, sweetened condensed milk, and various spices. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.16768956]

>>16768891
>>16768901
I live with my parents and they only drink drip-brewed Starbucks dark roast. I don’t mind making it just for myself desu
I just don’t want to drop hundreds of dollars on a piece of equipment only to have it break down within a few months-1 year. Having to do a bit of Maintenance doesn’t really bother me, but What’s the reliability like?

[Anonymous No.16768962]

>>16768939
>Drown
Ramsay uses more butter than I do. You literally wipe off the mayo, and you can't get as good of a sear without oil. Only one of the fats is for flavor. You need to go back to eddit, you've clearly never cooked anything in your life.
>Just like its unnecessary to drown quality coffee in coconut milk, sweetened condensed milk, and various spices. Pic related.
"You are only allowed to make black coffee and may only use 1 spice per dish. The entire country of vietnam makes coffee wrong." That's basically what you just said. Maybe you should learn your place and how to cook before you criticize others.
>Do you put butter on your bread? Unnecessary.
>Do you salt your pasta water? Unnecessary.
>Do you put cream cheese on your potatoes? Unnecessary.
>Do you drive a benz? Unnecessary, you'll be fine with a shitbox honda.
See where being a retard gets you?

[Anonymous No.16768976]

>>16768962
>Ramsay uses more butter than I do.
Thats not what he's eating big boy. He's cooking for amerilards like you and fat ukuks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_Kingdom
>Data from the Health Survey for England (HSE) conducted in 2018 indicated that 31% of adults in the England were recognised as clinically obese with a Body Mass Index (BMI) greater than 30. 63% of adults were classified as overweight or obese (a body mass index of 25 or above), compared to 53% in 1993.

[Anonymous No.16768985]

>>16768976
>Thats not what he's eating big boy. He's cooking for amerilards like you and fat ukuks.
What he's eating is uncooked grilled cheese and kimchi. Guess who else uses more butter than me? Kenji. Keep trying to move them goalposts tho.
>Hurr the UK is obese so you using 1/4 the butter that ramsay uses ackshully makes u an amerilard
Oh you're either a retard or a troll, that explains it

[Anonymous No.16768991]

>>16768962
>The entire country of vietnam makes coffee wrong." That's basically what you just said. Maybe you should learn your place and how to cook before you criticize others.
https://e.vnexpress.net/news/news/vietnam-records-highest-rise-in-obesity-in-southeast-asia-3955730.html
See where fat acceptance has gotten us? Its real hard to get uppity with a glob of subcutaneous fat hanging below your tongue.

[Anonymous No.16768992]

>>16768985
>Guess who else uses more butter than me? Kenji.

[Anonymous No.16769005]

>>16768991
>See where fat acceptance has gotten us?
Vietnamese coffee comes from the fact that the FRENCH occupied vietnam at one point
>Its real hard to get uppity with a glob of subcutaneous fat hanging below your tongue.
There you go again, moving them goalposts. Literally no matter what country or region I use as a reference, you'll bitch and call them obese, because you're trolling
>>16768992
He does use more butter than me because he bastes his steaks in butter. I don't. I put it on at the end so that the diacetyl isn't destroyed by the oil

[Anonymous No.16769027]

Guys can we go back to talking about coffee? :(

[Anonymous No.16769029]

>>16769005
Please keep panfrying your steaks in several oils and drinking sweetened condensed milk for breakfast. The world needs less people like you.
My dealer ran out of cafe du monde but he had these? I'm not sure if they'll ruin the delicate balance of your recipe, but I really want to try cold brew!

[Anonymous No.16769038]

>>16769029
>several oils
Avocado oil is the only one used. What, do you not use oil like some kind of african?
>Drinking sweet and condensed milk for breakfast
Lmao you're one of those black coffee only fags, aren't you? I use half of the sweet and condensed milk that almost every single vietnamese coffee recipe calls for and sub in unsweetened coconut cream on purpose. You can't even insult me right.
>The world needs less people like you
Unfortunately for you I think I'm gonna stick around and allow my mere existence to piss you off
>I'm not sure if they'll ruin the delicate balance of your recipe
I literally said 2x to you that you can use WHATEVER COFFEE YOU PREFER. Why are you concern trolling, anon?

[Anonymous No.16769041]

>>16769027
Yeah as soon as this retarded fat-acceptance fag died of cardiac arrest. (It shouldn’t be much longer)

[Anonymous No.16769044]

>>16769041
Lmao, the seething coming out of you is delicious. You're raging over a dude who puts spices in his coffee and doesn't pan fry things without oil.

[Anonymous No.16769051]

For me it's black coffee and the occasional cortado. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.16769066]

>>16769044
Different guy fatso.
>Lmao you're one of those black coffee only fags, aren't you?
Here's some of the esperanza with honey and almond milk. Now am I qualified to call you a waste of space?
>You can't even insult me right.

[Anonymous No.16769070]

>>16769066
>Different guy fatso.
Doubtful but if true I guess I suck cocks then
>Here's some of the esperanza with honey and almond milk. Now am I qualified to call you a waste of space?
Looks okayish. Everyone is qualified to call anyone else a waste of space.
>You can't even insult me right.
I mean, you can't. "Waste of space" didn't even burn.

[Anonymous No.16769082]

>>16769070
>Looks okayish.
I think it would pair better with great value sweetened condensed milk. Maybe a little confectioners sugar. And some butter so I could call it bulletproof. Its healthy right.

[Anonymous No.16769091]

I literally cannot imagine drinking that abomination of shit coffee and spices and then trying to argue with others that your retarded creation is valid in a coffee enthusiast thread. I swear to god this shit only happens in /ctg/. No other general attracts retards like this.

[Anonymous No.16769102]

>>16769082
>I think it would pair better with great value sweetened condensed milk.
Well not with that honey, it'd be too sweet
>Maybe a little confectioners sugar.
Notice I intentionally put no sugar in the recipe. Again, you're shit at insults.
>And some butter so I could call it bulletproof.
The vietnamese actually do roast their beans in butter but bulletproof coffee is for fags
>Healthy
It's not a health food, never claimed it was. Again, why are you concern trolling?
>>16769091
>I literally cannot imagine drinking that abomination of shit coffee and spices
Lmao you're so obviously samefagging. It's kinda cute.
>that your retarded creation is valid in a coffee enthusiast thread.
D'aww, is someone getting mad? I think it's past your bedtime.
>I swear to god this shit only happens in /ctg/. No other general attracts retards like this.
Yuh huh, more concern trolling.

[Anonymous No.16769109]

>>16769102
Ignore him anon. He shows up every ctg to do this shit.

[Anonymous No.16769111]

>>16769102
>inb4 le shoop

[Anonymous No.16769116]

>>16769111
>Hurr if I say exactly what I'm doing you can't accuse me of doing it haha

[Anonymous No.16769121]

I used to drink cold brew with maple syrup with my ex all the time. It was better than any artisanal nordic anaerobic honey processed gesha 25% EY god shot could be.
I miss her bros...

[Anonymous No.16769125]

>>16769116
Yes anon it's literally impossible that multiple people dislike your abortion of a coffee "recipe" and would rather not have you shitting up the thread by arguing about it. Maybe you should add some antipsychotics to the mix next time.

[Anonymous No.16769135]

>>16769111
>>16769082
>ctg ruined because two autistic spazes are flipping their shit over using a different type of milk in coffee
The autism on 4chan will never not surprise me.

[Anonymous No.16769151]

>>16769125
I find it suspicious that 2 people who type the exact same way and never post within 60 seconds of eachother, complaining about the same things in a recipe they never even tried aren't the same guy. What you're doing is obvious, anon. :)
>and would rather not have you shitting up the thread by arguing about it.
By your own logic, now you're shitting up the thread. I wanted to talk about coffee, anon wanted to argue about fat people in vietnam. Maybe you shouldn't contribute to the pile if you don't want the thread to be shit up, anon?
>Maybe you should add some antipsychotics to the mix next time.
You're going into an impotent psychotic rage over spices, anon. Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.16769154]

>>16769121
>maple syrup in your coffee
Post your hand, fatass.

[Anonymous No.16769155]

>>16769135
>>16769151
You have to be the same retard that was arguing about cocktails in the last thread. Why do you hate /ctg/ so much?

[Anonymous No.16769158]

>>16768956
I'm the type of guy who can only drink espresso as drip coffee tastes like sewage water to me.
At home though, I've found that turkish coffee gives you the best bang for your buck, especially if reliability is your main concern.
These things will never break, you just need a fine enough grinder and you're good to go. Unironically the best way to enjoy specialty coffee without spending hundreds of dollars on stuff.

[Anonymous No.16769160]

>>16769155
Nope, I don't drink alcohol. You have to be the same retard that was arguing with the dude about cocktails in the last thread. Why do YOU hate ctg so much? You keep starting arguments with people.

[Anonymous No.16769163]

>>16769154
Cope.

[Anonymous No.16769167]

>>16769151
I was in the shower. My last post was about the confectioners sugar. Your recipe sucks and your fat brain has made you paranoid.

[Anonymous No.16769168]

>>16769163
>PXL in filename
>>16769066
>PXL in filename
>>16769029
>PXL in filename
Weird how all of the apparently multiple people arguing all have filenames that start with the same 3 letters. You got caught.

[Anonymous No.16769176]

>>16769168
You understand thats the preface for the pixel line of phones, one of the highest selling android phones for the past 5 generations?

[Anonymous No.16769177]

>>16769167
Mmh hmm, sure you were bro. You randomly jumped in the shower for no reason. You're totally not phone posting or anything.

[Anonymous No.16769180]

>>16769176
>I-i-it was the pixel line of phones! Just because they type the same way as me, and keep getting in arguments about the same thing and acting the same way doesn't mean they were me! It's all just coincidences goyim
Yuh huh, sure bro. You've gotten caught 3 times now, you can stop lying.

[Anonymous No.16769188]

>>16769163
Lmao why do you start arguments every thread? Nice try hiding your fingers tubby

[Anonymous No.16769189]

>>16769177
Dude you’re a fucking paranoid obese retard. I was the one that replied to the guy and said we’d go back to talking about coffee when your fat ass dropped dead. Because it’s clearly true, as long as you’re here posting the thread is remaining off-topic

[Anonymous No.16769190]

>>16769189
Anon, you're very clearly samefagging.

[Anonymous No.16769194]

>>16769189
Yeah all of those character assassinations are cute and all but your psychotic rage over some milk and spices makes it obvious exactly where you're posting in this thread

[Anonymous No.16769195]

>>16769188
Not me. I don't care what other people do.
Meds, NOW.

[Anonymous No.16769202]

>>16769195
>take your meds, cries the unhinged psycho

[Anonymous No.16769203]

>>16769195
>it wasn't me, they just type and act like me! You need to take your meds, stop pointing out my fuckups.
He's starting to have a breakdown, this shit is gold.

[Anonymous No.16769204]

>>16769194
Nigga I’m not the guy in the shower, I’m phone posting at work since it’s a slow day

[Anonymous No.16769210]

>>16769204
>I'm not shower dude, I'm phone posting at work
>Filename suddenly doesn't start with PXL
You're getting your "characters" mixed up.

[Anonymous No.16769213]

Good ctg bros, I feel a closer bond with my fellow pixel owning schizos now.

[Anonymous No.16769214]

>>16769204
And are these showeranons in the room with us, right now?

[Anonymous No.16769221]

>hello my fellow pixel owners
Any particular reason you're talking about yourself, to yourself? Your tantrum over milk and spices chased everyone else away.

[Anonymous No.16769231]

>>16769221
What a coincidence that anon gets called out on not posting within a minute of the "other anon," and suddenly they post within a minute of each other. Then, he fucks up googling a picture, gets caught, and has to leave. Whole lotta cohencedences here

[Anonymous No.16769237]

>>16769231
It's weird, right? He trolls like this in half the ctg threads and thinks what he's doing isn't obvious to anyone else because he's so low IQ that empathization is impossible. Did you know that toddlers have trouble lying because they can't keep 3 things in their head at once?

[Anonymous No.16769241]

This is hilarious, keep going.

[Anonymous No.16769245]

>>16769241
>This is hilarious, keep going.

[Anonymous No.16769250]

>>16769241
How about you stop shitting up the thread, take your meds, and we go back to coffee

[Anonymous No.16769257]

>>>16769241 #
>>This is hilarious, keep going.

[Anonymous No.16769262]

Anon please seek psychiatric help. The fat has clearly crossed the blood-brain barrier

[Anonymous No.16769265]

>>16769262
Did someone forget to take their anti psychotic meds? Is that why you're so angry

[Anonymous No.16769266]

>>16769262
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.16769267]

>>16769241
>This is hilarious, keep going.
>>16769262
>Anon please seek psychiatric help. The fat has clearly crossed the blood-brain barrier

[Anonymous No.16769276]

>>16769266
>there were 2 pixel owners, apparently, and a desktop user shitposting
>samefag gets called out
>pixel owners disappeared
Funny how nature do that, I guess anon is taking his fourth shower for the day

[Anonymous No.16769277]

>>16769266
What does this have to do with coffee?

[Anonymous No.16769289]

>>16769276
I too like to stop whatever I'm doing and take a shower for no reason
>Aaaaah, I'm shoowering

[Anonymous No.16769301]

this thread sucks, holy shit. i am not enough of a coffee fag to start a thread but if anyone is, they should just start a new one and let this one die.

[Anonymous No.16769303]

>>16768503
I'm going to try this tomorrow. I like cold brew and it sounds good... retardedly sweet, but still good

[Anonymous No.16769305]

>>16769303
>retardedly sweet
Yeah, that's why I specified you want to use the beans with chicory and the unsweetened coconut, because the bitterness helps cut through the richness and sweetness of the s&cm

[Anonymous No.16769308]

Pixel guy #2 here, I'm pretty sure pixel guy #1 is the diy roast and flair guy. Please lurk ctg for 2 years before posting, thanks.

[Anonymous No.16769316]

>>16769308
>samefag #1 here, I'm not samefag #2 but let me tell you who he is
You couldn't be more transparent

[Anonymous No.16769327]

>>16769308
>please lurk 2 years
It doesn't take 2 years to know you've been shitting up the threads for a while, anon
>am I talking to personality a, b, or c right now

[Anonymous No.16769329]

>>16769316
>>16769327
Still having fun?

[Anonymous No.16769334]

>>16769329
>still having fun?

[Anonymous No.16769335]

>>16769329
Are you?

[Anonymous No.16769340]

>>16769329
According to the filename, its personality c

[Anonymous No.16769344]

>>16769340
I think the dude's had too much coffee, the stuff is starting to make him jittery and emotional. He needs to drink some mineral water.

[Anonymous No.16769354]

>and, suddenly, all 5 of the autists disappear at the same time
They all taking showers in sweetened condensed milk?

[Anonymous No.16769356]

I can post coffee photos all day, while you seethe and have a schizophrenic meltdown over filenames

[Anonymous No.16769361]

>>16769356
>t. anon who had a psychotic meltdown over milk

[Anonymous No.16769364]

>>16769356
>I can post coffe photos all day
You seem like someone who uses soymilk

[Anonymous No.16769375]

>>16769361
Yeah milk makes me seethe because I suck at latte art.
>>16769364
Nope just organic whole milk for me. Soy milk is fucking nasty.

[Anonymous No.16769378]

>>16769364
That must be why pixelanon was so angry. Had I used soymilk he wouldn't have had an issue

[Anonymous No.16769386]

>>16769375
>milk makes me seethe because I suck at latte art
You're so deep in a mental health crisis you've stopped even making sense

[Anonymous No.16769390]

Thanks for the entertainment fatso and anti-fat psychos, work is picking up so I won’t be able to participate in the autistic shitposting now

[Anonymous No.16769396]

>>16769390
>talking about himself again
Big oof

[Anonymous No.16769399]

>>16769375
>>16769390
What's it like being mentally unhinged? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.16769400]

Honey and almond milk anon showerposter here. Just got back from sam's club. Glad to see the fat moron is still fat and dumb. I'd like to thank my ctg homies for keeping him on the hook while I was gone.
>>16769316
Or he recognized the mug retord.

[Anonymous No.16769405]

>>16769400
>I was showering
>I was at sams club
>Oh I was at work
Weird how one personality leaves and another one comes in, right on schedule. More coincidences.

[Anonymous No.16769410]

>>16769400
>record
Dudes so anxious I can't even spell
>I'd like to thank myself

[Anonymous No.16769411]

Everyone in this thread is schizophrenic except me.

[Anonymous No.16769418]

>>16769410
>Dudes so anxious I can't even spell
>I can't even spell
>I
did you just get caught samefagging and insulting yourself? Lmfao
>>16769411
>No activity
>ALL THE PERSONALITIES COME BACK AT ONCE
Do you think you're slick?

[Anonymous No.16769424]

>>16769405
Notice how showering before going out in public is foreign to the fatfag. Stay tuned for my cold brew recipe featuring this tub of swiss miss I just bought.

[Anonymous No.16769427]

>>16769418
For some reason he read me calling him a "retord" as "record".

[Anonymous No.16769431]

>>16769411
>implying ss are worth a fuck
>>16769424
Sorry to disappoint but I'm not the object of your hate.

[Anonymous No.16769432]

>>16769091
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>>16769427
>>16769431
Samefag

[Anonymous No.16769434]

>>16769424
>I I I was just showering before going out
Bro you literally just got caught arguing with yourself. The jig is up.

[Anonymous No.16769438]

>>16769432
Yeah, I'm like 90% sure half this thread is just some anon having a mental breakdown and arguing with himself. I have never seen such blatant samefaggotry in my life.

[Anonymous No.16769440]

>>16769432
You caught me.

[Anonymous No.16769452]

>>16769440
>You caught me
Anon, we both know screenshots don't mean shit.

[Anonymous No.16769457]

>>16769440
>if I keep posting edited screenshots, someone gas to believe one eventually

[Anonymous No.16769460]

I hope the person(s) having a meltdown feel better in the morning and get the help they need :(

[Anonymous No.16769471]

>>16769452
Want a timestamped receipt from sam's club?

[Anonymous No.16769474]

>>16769471
>pixel phone poster suddenly becomes desktop anon
Visual proof of samefagging

[Anonymous No.16769487]

>>16769432
Im no samefag subhuman fatty

[Anonymous No.16769497]

>>16769471
>Fatty buys candy corn, cookies, muffins, chips, cheetos

[Anonymous No.16769498]

>>16769474
Always been a desktop anon. I've got my phone mounted as a drive in windows. Its 2021. Stop being tech illiterate.

[Anonymous No.16769501]

>>16769497
Those are european cookies. Traditionally made. Going to pair them with my coldbrew and swissmiss. Stop moving the goalposts, my fat ass can't keep running through them.

[Anonymous No.16769504]

>>16769498
>always been a desktop anon
>stop being tech illiterate
>always been a desktop anon
>last post had a pxl filename
We get it, you're switching between your phone and your PC, are we supposed to be impressed by a samefag who screwed up like 5x?

[Anonymous No.16769509]

>>16769501
>I'm not fat, those cookies are european
Yeah, and europe is filled with lardasses like you. Cope.
>"hahah if I make fun of myself as being a blubberous blundering retard maybe nobody will notice that I fucked up on my edit here"
>>16769487
The lies keep unravelling.

[Anonymous No.16769511]

>>16769504
>>last post had a pxl filename
One is a picture off my phone, one is a screenshot showing the same file mounted on my computer. You absolute bozo.
>>stop being tech illiterate

[Anonymous No.16769513]

PXLbros...

[Anonymous No.16769518]

>>16769513
>Fatty didn't get enough food at the store so he went to a gas station for more

[Anonymous No.16769521]

>>16769513
The fat can't cope with the fact multiple people can't stand him or his recipe. Good looking out fellow pixelbro.

[Anonymous No.16769526]

>>16769518
Yep, skipped all the way from Kansas city to San Francisco.

[Anonymous No.16769528]

>>16769521
The psycho can't cope with the fact that he got found out. You spent an entire thread samefagging. At this point, you're embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.16769534]

>>16769528
You know your doctor warned you to watch your blood pressure. Calm down their oinker.

[Anonymous No.16769535]

>>16769509
>TFW it took me a sec to see where he screwed up

[Anonymous No.16769536]

>>16769526
You could literally edit that in photoshop in the time your second personality was gone. Weren't you supposed to be at work? You're mixing up your stories again.

[Anonymous No.16769543]

>>16769534
When your therapist said to take one risperadol a day, he meant every day, not just the one.

[Anonymous No.16769545]

Anyone else find it odd how the same anons disappear and come back right around the same time. That's not normal, right?

[Anonymous No.16769546]

Found these absolute units at Safeway yesterday, can't be healthy.

[Anonymous No.16769551]

>>16769546
Your receipt says you went there today. Are you so fucking fat you had to go 2 days in a row? Jesus dude, put down the fork
>>16769518
It's not a gas station, retard

[Anonymous No.16769552]

>>16769536
https://29a.ch/photo-forensics/#error-level-analysis

Have at it.

[Anonymous No.16769555]

I get that you all have multiple personality disorder but this is a coffee thread, not a shopping trip thread

[Anonymous No.16769560]

>>16766416
Yeah, it's fine. I'm left-handed. I hold the grinder with my right hand and turn the crank with my left hand. You end up using both arms anyway if you're doing it efficiently.

>>16766481
Yes, the burrs only cut one direction, but the only difference between left and right handed operation is which hand is on top. Both arms make circular motions. You get bicep and tricep action in both arms. It's like how a bat doesn't care if you're left or right-handed.

[Anonymous No.16769562]

>>16769552
Am I supposed to be impressed? If you know a tool exists to spot photoshops you can also easily get around it. Just like how your constant screenshotting to "prove" you're not samefagging isn't believable (which, btw if you still haven't noticed, you made a pretty big fuckup on), but I'm not buying whatever you linked to

[Anonymous No.16769568]

>>16769562
If you retards can't figure out how to use a basic tool to see a receipt isn't edited, you're not going to do anything with an outward facing ip.

[Anonymous No.16769569]

>>16769552
Your photo looked edited to shit bro

[Anonymous No.16769576]

>>16769569
I'm the sam's club receipt dingus.

[Anonymous No.16769583]

>>16769568
>My photo somehow relates to IP
You're not making sense. Is the safeway on your receipt even real?
>>16769569
cont.
Did you just clone stamp tool the entire receipt and warp whatever you wanted overtop? Fuck me you're desperate
>>16769576
You're so obviously both it's laughable.

[Anonymous No.16769585]

KC bros don't you just love the skyline views from the hilltops?

[Anonymous No.16769592]

>>16769585
>obviously googled image

[Anonymous No.16769606]

>>16769585
>New Delhi anons don't you just love the skyline view from the apartments

[Anonymous No.16769610]

>>16768734
The secret to small batch home roasting is hot air, be it a popcorn popper or a heat gun.

[Anonymous No.16769620]

>>16769569
>edited
>>16769583
really entry level analysis.
no weird artifacts, no weird flatness.
the depth of the black and white is due to the fact that you will never get hard edges like that in nature, and it's weird.
take a picture of a printed sheet of paper, and do the same analysis on it. that's normal.

[Anonymous No.16769625]

>>16769606
>New York anons don't you just love the skyline view from the east side

[Anonymous No.16769626]

>>16769585
I'm over on the other side. Past WOF.
>>16769583
You're talking about the timestamps rolling over?
>>16769066
>PXL_20210930_235331103.jpg
Timing still lines up. Try harder.

[Anonymous No.16769629]

>>16769620
The image is literally filled with artifacts and weird flatness, anon. Keep lying though, you'll just keep embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.16769632]

All right friends I'm clocking out for today. Hope we can have another epic raid tomorrow, it was fun.

[Anonymous No.16769638]

>>16769626
>you mean the timestamp changing
No, don't play stupid
>Both pixel anons, who type the same, and got mad over the same things, both live in the same city
>But they're not the same person you guise
>>16769632
>Raid
So you admit you were trolling and samefagging, then?
>Anon gets called out on every bit of bullshit
>Decides to clock out
How long before personality #4 decides to check back in?

[Anonymous No.16769642]

>>16769638
Delusional. Still fat. Post the fingers boy.

[Anonymous No.16769655]

>>16769642
Delusional. Still a samefag. I'm not the anon who's coffee you got mad over. Is it really so unbelievable that several people caught wind of your bullshit?

[Anonymous No.16769661]

>>16769642
P sure you wanted me to post my fingers, and you never explained why

[Anonymous No.16769679]

>>16769655
I'm literally the only person who's posted a verifiable picture with my gcc mug.
>>16769661
I'd like to see how fat they are. There are no gluttons with discerning palates.

[Anonymous No.16769683]

>>16769625
>>16769606
Hello my fellow sanfranites. Go ahead, reverse image search this. You won't find any results.

[Anonymous No.16769686]

>>16769679
>there are no gluttons with discerning palettes
>anon went to several stores for snacks
Lolk

[Anonymous No.16769695]

>>16769629
>artifacts and weird flatness
i don't think you know what you're talking about.
there's an edge on the outside of the receipt, because of the focus of it, that's a result of the depth of the camera.
i literally just stopped in this thread because it was a weird inverted picture of a receipt, as if someone was looking to see if it was a fake.
and i do that stuff in my free time so i have a thing to say about it.
i have not been in the thread long enough to know what the issue is with the guy, but nothing looks particularly weird about the image from the one posted.
i don't know what is supposed to be wrong with it, but i'm assuming that maybe you think the receipt was for another place, or maybe some text on the receipt was edited (like price, etc).

there's pretty uniform noise across the whole receipt, which wouldn't be the case if someone stamped regions to remove text from it. you'd see repetition patterns if done poorly, or you'd see where a noise filter was overlaid. which isn't there.

the edge of the receipt, edge of the letters, edge of the machines in the background, all those are fine, the way edges would look.
if you're talking about the green shit, that's a consequence of jpg compression.

at the most, maybe it could be like an overlay of two receipts, so the bottom half is not the same as the top half.

[Anonymous No.16769697]

>>16769679
>I'm the only person who's posted a verifiable picture with my gcc mug
All that means is that you're a troll with a mug. I'm the only person who's posted a verifiable picture of my san francisco pool. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.16769699]

>>16769679
Anob, everything out of your mouth has been a lie. Give it a rest.

[Anonymous No.16769708]

>>16769695
>professional forensic analyst chimes in
Amazing thread lads.

[Anonymous No.16769709]

>>16769695
>there's an edge on the outside of the receipt, because of the focus of it, that's a result of the depth of the camera.
Lmao, the excuses are already starting to roll in now that you've been confirmed a liar.
>i literally just stopped in this thread because it was a weird inverted picture of a receipt, as if someone was looking to see if it was a fake.
>anon with niche knowledge just so happens to stop into a COOKING thread about coffee so he can discuss photoshop
You understand how that doesn't make sense, right? Every time you talk you dig a deeper and deeper hole. That's like the 30th coincidence in this thread, I'm starting to not trust them.

[Anonymous No.16769717]

>>16769708
>professional
You're not a professional forensic analyst, you work at starbucks. Why are you sucking your own dick?

[Anonymous No.16769720]

>>16769686
Couple gas stations cross country too. Popped over to jersey for some wawa, but I dropped the receipt in Milwaukee.
>>16769697
Now post that pool in several different threads over the years.

[Anonymous No.16769726]

>>16769708
>anon says he does something in his free time
>you say: professional
Even if you weren't a samefag, and you are, you act slimey af

[Anonymous No.16769734]

>>16769720
We've already proven it was photoshop. Just like when you were making jokes about being a samefag, and making jokes about being fat, taking the piss of what someone is saying about you, preemptively, does not mean you're not doing those things. You're getting really defensive, and it's showing. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.16769741]

>>16769717
>>16769726
Kek yeah I misread it. Cope sneedthe and dial eight.

[Anonymous No.16769745]

>>16769734
Put a newspaper in the pool. With yesterdays date.

[Anonymous No.16769749]

>>16769709
dog i have no skin in the game, no horse in the race, i just shitpost on /ck/ sometimes. i'm just saying that the receipt looks fine. the bokeh is pretty extreme and if i wanted to fake something i'd probably do it that way. like, what it could be perhaps is an actual hand and receipt, but the background is from another picture. so like, if someone wanted to pretend they had that equipment in the background or something.
but the receipt itself doesn't look edited. again, i don't know what the problem with the image is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.16769751]

>>16769720
Demanding impossible things is a common tactic of narcissists who don't want to admit they're wrong. Reposting a photo you saw in prior ctg threads, or your mug, doesn't make you not a samefag got. :D

[Anonymous No.16769758]

>>16769749
The bozo thinks my sam's club receipt and the safeway receipt are both fake and proof that he's not a paranoid bozo.

[Anonymous No.16769760]

>>16769749
>I have no skin in the game
>That's why I'm making excuses and popping into a thread to give lengthy explanations about shit
Nah bro, you reek of bullshit
>If I wanted something to fake I'd do it the way the photo looks
...You're just pissing in everyone's faces at this point, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.16769762]

you guys are fucking homos

[Anonymous No.16769764]

>>16769758
Nobody said both were fake. There you go again, making shit up

[Anonymous No.16769765]

>>16769762
I'm going to bring this up next thread, so don't think theres an escape.

[Anonymous No.16769769]

>>16769709
Post those fingers, fatso

[Anonymous No.16769770]

>>16769765
See, more proof that you want to shit up the threads.

[Anonymous No.16769774]

>>16769760
don't make me read the thread dude there are like 250 posts here.
what's the issue? what did anon do? whats supposed to be faked

[Anonymous No.16769778]

I prefer the mycotoxins schizo over this

[Anonymous No.16769780]

>>16769764
Anon is hoping that if he moves the goalposts enough nobody will be able to tell he shit his pants 55 minutes ago >>16769487
>>16769774
>Don't make me read the thread, spoonfeed me to shit
Anon flipped out over spices and milk in coffee so much that he started samefagging, got caught, samefagged some more, got caught, repeat 5x.

[Anonymous No.16769782]

>>16769778
i buy valencia peanut butter because its supposed to have fewer mycotoxins than normal peanut butter

[Anonymous No.16769786]

>>16769780
And you've deduced this how? Lay out your evidence.

[Anonymous No.16769787]

>>16769780
>Anon flipped out over spices and milk in coffee
what's wrong with spices and milk in coffee?
i've put vanilla in coffee, i don't think that's a spice, but milk is fine.

[Anonymous No.16769788]

>>16769774
Some guy went off his meds and is having a complete meltdown over pixel phone filenames/the thread is getting raided by some discord trannies.

[Anonymous No.16769791]

>>16769782
I just bought that recently i hope its good

[Anonymous No.16769792]

>>16769774
TL;DR:
>Anon posts a recipe
>Another anon doesn't like it because it's not black coffee
>They start bickering
>More people come in and start bickering
>Anon samefags because he's losing, gets caught, and starts making one personality leave when he brings in another (all happen within minutes of eachother), posts screenshots "proving" he isn't samefagging (except he fucked up and you can see some of the IDs are from allegedly different posters), so, to cover his fuckup, he posts an obviously photoshopped receipt and then pretends to be a professional image analyst to hide everything

[Anonymous No.16769794]

>>16769788
Its a combination of fat brain and plastic leaching from aeropresses. They get defensive and paranoid and you can't reason with them.

[Anonymous No.16769802]

>>16769792
>>Another anon doesn't like it because it's not black coffee
Yep, so obsessed with black coffee I posted a single origin guatamalan with honey and almond milk.

[Anonymous No.16769805]

>>16769788
>>16769794
>Talking to yourself for the 10th time
Anon, it wasn't over filenames, it was over you having the same typing style and the same spastic fits with the same insults, AND the same phone, in the same city.

[Anonymous No.16769807]

>>16769788
>thread is getting raided
You just said you were going to bring it up next thread. You are the raider.

[Anonymous No.16769813]

>>16769802
There you go again, mixing things up. The personality who posted honey and almond milk wasn't the same person who joked about not liking cream. More screwups.

[Anonymous No.16769815]

>>16769805
Who lives in the same city? There's a receipt from KC and one from SF.

[Anonymous No.16769821]

>>16769794
>Aeropress
Wasn't it a cold brew recipe?
I like how every time you get backed into a corner, your solution is to change the topic and call the other person fat/paranoid

>>16769626
>>16769815
>Other side past WOF
Oh, look, anon forgot to keep his story straight again

[Anonymous No.16769825]

>>16769792
im the professional image analyst, so at least that one is different.
i'm also the anon asking for you to spoonfeed me what happened in thread.

i see. the point is supposed to be that the guy who posted the sams receipt is in kansas or whatever, and the other one is in california.
so the guy with the machinery can't be the same as the other guy.

the person holding the receipt in those two images is definitely not the same one, or at least it's not the same hand, but that necessitates mirroring the text digitally.

look at the crescent of the nail bed (lunula).
it's not the same hand.
>>16769471
>>16769513

not to say the image is not faked, i mean you could have a friend send you a picture of their receipt or something, but suffice to say the hand holding the receipt in the sams image is not the same hand as the one holding the receipt in the safeway image.

[Anonymous No.16769828]

>>16769794
>everyone I don't like is fat, paranoid, off their meds
Sounds like you're the paranoid one desu, you see fatties everywhere

[Anonymous No.16769841]

>>16769821
>>16769585 is a pic of SF not KC, you missed the joke.

[Anonymous No.16769844]

>>16769825
>Before he did this in his spare time
>Now he's a professional
Pick 1 and only 1 story
>i'm also the anon asking for you to spoonfeed me what happened in thread.
>Get answers
>Don't read them
Totally a good faith question
>the person holding the receipt in those two images is definitely not the same one, or at least it's not the same hand, but that necessitates mirroring the text digitally.
It's pretty easy to edit a hand that has 50% of it not even in the picture into an image anon

[Anonymous No.16769853]

>>16769813
You're very bad at distinguishing posters. I fucked with him over cafe du mond, made the steakumms and ragauesa jokes, and started going in on him for being a fat fuck. In between me posting the green beans and making the honey+almond, someone else started in.

[Anonymous No.16769855]

>>16769828
He literally tried to say the vietnamese had an obesity epidemic, I think he's got sugar in his brain from all the honey and it's making him stupid
>>16769825
Maybe he had his friend send him an image, because his stories sure AF don't line up and keep changing.

[Anonymous No.16769857]

Sam’s club anon isn’t samefagging, I’m shitting on that fat retard from up here in BC

[Anonymous No.16769860]

>>16769853
That's not the order of events according to the pics you posted showing your replies, anon. You're very bad at keeping your story straight

[Anonymous No.16769865]

>>16769857
>Someone nowhere nearby me isn't samefagging
>Source: My ass
You're a leaf, you will never be a country

[Anonymous No.16769866]

>>16769825
>but suffice to say the hand holding the receipt in the sams image is not the same hand as the one holding the receipt in the safeway image.
Which is also the hand here
>>16769163
Establishing that myself and safeway bro have at least 3 hands between the two of us.

[Anonymous No.16769871]

>>16769865
Post those fingers, tubby boy

[Anonymous No.16769872]

>>16769860
Maybe he shouldn't have tried to bullshit if he's too much of a schizophrenic to remember what personality is supposed to be talking when
>>16769866
>Which is also the hand here
There's literally no way for you to prove that, and again, anon's explanation that you had a friend send the pic makes sense to me
>3 hands between the two of us
You really won't acknowledge the "had a friend sent me a pic" theory, will you. Huh, he's onto something.

[Anonymous No.16769877]

>>16769871
Why do you want to see my fingers?

[Anonymous No.16769878]

>>16769860
Yeah you're right.

>>16768671
>>16768709
>>16768727
>>16768882
>>16768976
>>16768991
>>16769029
>>16769066

[Anonymous No.16769886]

>>16769878
Glad you agree with me. Reminder that you've been caught and sarcastically admitted to it >>16769440 >>16769452

[Anonymous No.16769904]

Five and a half hours since that recipe was posted… and you’re all still fighting over it

[Anonymous No.16769908]

>>16769878
The honey + almond guy says he wasn't the person who was making the fat jokes. You say you were making the fat jokes. So which is it? Every single time you open your mouth contradictions fall out

[Anonymous No.16769914]

.>>16769872
>There's literally no way for you to prove that
Other than the same fucking equipment in the background? You're an actual moron.

[Anonymous No.16769915]

>>16769844
>>Before he did this in his spare time
>>Now he's a professional
it's a joke anon, i'm just referencing that i was called a professional. i don't get paid to do it, i just learned about it because i used to fake doctors notes in high school.

>It's pretty easy to edit a hand that has 50% of it not even in the picture into an image anon
sure but there'd be signs of that. look at the thumbs.
you'd get more information if you looked at the thumbs and nails in not only those pictures, but the other ones in the thread. is the thumb holding the safeway receipt the same as other pictures of anon in front of the machinery?
is the sams club thumb the same one as machinery anon's thumb?

i cannot believe i've been sucked into this retarded thing.

[Anonymous No.16769918]

>>16769904
At this point I'm almost convinced it's kayfabe, some dude talking to himself and getting his friends to send pics of their hands and receipts as proof it's not the same guy talking to himself for shits and giggles. Fuck, I don't even believe the OG recipe poster wasn't in on it, maybe >>16769452 this really is what's going on kek

[Anonymous No.16769928]

>>16769915
>because i used to fake doctors notes in high school.
Dangerously based
>sure but there'd be signs of that. look at the thumbs.
That's what the clone stamp, healing tools are for. You grip the paper near the edge so you have to cove up as little of the thumb as possible.
>Is the thumb holding the safeway receipt the same as other pictures of anon in front of the machinery?
That wouldn't prevent him from asking his friend for a hand pic, though
>is the sams club thumb the same one as machinery anon's thumb?
One person we've only seen the middle fingers of so we can't say

[Anonymous No.16769929]

>>16769915
Just watch, your next personality is going to be a fucking super hacker that’s going to “prove” that all your personalities are different posters. Get over it, I posted a recipe that you didn’t like

[Anonymous No.16769936]

>>16769908

[Anonymous No.16769937]

>>16769918
Considering the troll wants to keep going next thread, yeah, I think its all 1 dude with the help of his discord buddies.

[Anonymous No.16769942]

>>16769936
>I posted a picture of a mug, this PROVES that I wasn't samefagging
No, anon. This is getting sad.

[Anonymous No.16769947]

>>16769937
No, I most definitely posted a recipe that pissed him off, which I find hilarious desu
>>16769929
>I know what I'll do to cover up my samefagging! Pretend to be another poster!
r u srs m8

[Anonymous No.16769948]

the beauty of this is that there is some non-zero number of people, in their homes, investing their real life finite time trying to either prove or disprove that some anon was samefagging in a thread about coffee on an anime imageboard.

[Anonymous No.16769954]

>>16769942
>The honey + almond guy says he wasn't the person who was making the fat jokes.
Proves that.

[Anonymous No.16769960]

>>16769948
This couldn't have gone better. Trigger a fatfag, run to the store, and come back to entertainment all night.

[Anonymous No.16769961]

>>16769948
...and all of this happened because an anon put some milk in his cold brew. I leave for 6 hours and it's still dogshit insanity
>>16769954
I'm not the anon you're arguing with, and I'm not caught up on any of your autism... but no, it doesn't

[Anonymous No.16769963]

>>16769954
Meds, take them

[Anonymous No.16769966]

>>16769960
>Run to the store
You went for a shower first, then came back and argued
>trigger a fatfag
This got started because you were triggered over some nutmeg or some shit

[Anonymous No.16769969]

>>16769947
>idk who's samefagging as who abymore

[Anonymous No.16769974]

>>16769966
>You went for a shower first
That's your point of contention? Yeah I made the pourover, hopped in the shower, drank it, and went to the store. What would you like to dispute about that.

[Anonymous No.16769979]

>>16769929
>Anon samefags and takes the piss of him and his mulitiple personalities
>One of them stops posting
Like clockwork, I think he can only keep 3 in his head at once

[Anonymous No.16769981]

>>16769974
post a picture of your hand in the shower holding a walmart receipt.

[Anonymous No.16769983]

>>16769974
>made a pourover and took a shower while arguing at the same time
Yeah... No

[Anonymous No.16769989]

>>16769981
>If I make fun of myself and demand impossible proof, that will make the people rightfully accusing me of samefagging look like retards
No, it only makes you look desperate and insecure

[Anonymous No.16769990]

>>16769989
put your shoe on your head and take a shower and make a cup of coffee and hold a receipt and

[Anonymous No.16769996]

Fuck sweetened condensed milk, this is bittered condensed autism. I have NEVER seen such insanity in my 15 years browsing this shithole. I think this is 2 people pretending to be 3 other people trolling eachother as genuine bystanders try to decipher the situation and it's absolutely hilarious

[Anonymous No.16769998]

This was supposed to be about coffee you cunts

[Anonymous No.16770004]

>>16769998
It's all so tiresome, I just wanted to meme about joe with my bros

[Anonymous No.16770012]

>>16769983
My coffee bar is next to my desk. I like to troll fat fucks while my kettle/flair warms up.

[Anonymous No.16770017]

>>16769996
He was arguing with one anon and then me and one other responded to him pretending to be that first anon and he went off from there. I haven't been paying much attention for the past few hours but I have been seeing constant notifications of him and the first guy frantically replying to each other this whole time and now I am reading through it all and it's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.16770018]

>>16769990
Desperate and insecure.
>>16770012
>I only have to walk a couple feet to troll, which means I couldn't be a samefag, because I'd have more time to samefa-
>wait

[Anonymous No.16770023]

[Anonymous No.16770024]

>>16770017
>he was and I was but then they was and then I pretended to be myself but I haven't been here, reading, or paying attention except I have a bunch of posts in the thread and I have been reading
Is it 1 dude pretending to be 6, 2 dudes pretending to be 3, or what? What is going on?

[Anonymous No.16770027]

>>16770023
This, can we just stfu next thread and stay on topic?

[Anonymous No.16770033]

>>16770024
Stop playing dumb, what is this, the 7th personality? Take your meds, it was just a coffee recipe

[Anonymous No.16770036]

>>16770033
Anon, you're pretending to be me again

[Anonymous No.16770041]

>>16770024
Noone is pretending to be anyone. There are multiple people making fun of a fatfuck, and a few people pretending its all the same person.
>>16769998
>>16770004
I'll pull some shots to get us back on topic. Since fatboy has to wait 18 hours to post his abomination.

[Anonymous No.16770046]

>>16770024
It is primarily between the one autist (hereafter "fatass") that posted his "recipe" for "cold brew" >>16768503 and the other anon who is claiming that fatass is fat (hereafter "fatposter"), I think fatposter's first post was this one >>16768671
Most of the argument seems to be between fatass and fatposter with an unknown number of anons replying to both of them in an attempt to troll both sides. The majority are replying to fatass though since he gets way more angry and is clearly a better target than fatposter. I don't really care to spend much more time trying to decipher it.

[Anonymous No.16770048]

>>16770035
New thread, this one is autistic. Please keep your autism contained to this thread and not the other one. PLEAE YOU THREE.

[Anonymous No.16770054]

>>16770041
No, anon, you literally just pretended to be me. You just did it for like the 4th time
>Since fatboy has to wait 18 hours to post his abomination.
Who said I'd be posting a pic of my own coffee? Literally what is wrong with spices and milk? Does it trigger you because you didn't think of it first?

[Anonymous No.16770060]

>>16770046
>and the other anon who is claiming that fatass is fat
You. You're the one who had an issue with anon's recipe, and you're the one who started calling him fat. You just did it in your own comment, then said it was ackshully another person. I'm sorry but I don't believe your explanation for a second, I think both of you two are samefagging HARD.

[Anonymous No.16770064]

>>16770054
Since you won't believe screenshots not sure how to prove to you 0033 isn't me. Never has been.
>>16770046
Smartest man in the thread ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.16770066]

>>16770060
Assuming that you are not him pretending to be the person that I replied to, I called him fat because it clearly makes him angry.

[Anonymous No.16770074]

>>16770066
He doesn't seem angry about being called fat. You seem angrier over it than he is. Did you used to be fat or something? Why do they trigger you?

[Anonymous No.16770076]

>>16770041
>No one is pretending to be anyone
>It's not samefagging, it's several people
>>16770066
>Assuming that you're not pretending to be someone I replied to
Like pottery

[Anonymous No.16770080]

>>16770076
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.16770089]

>>16770080
>Point out contradiction
"Take your meds"
Next you're gonna call me fat because I won't back down and you think I posted that abomination
Captcha: 8poop

[Anonymous No.16770105]

>>16770076
STOP pretending to be me

[Anonymous No.16770116]

>>16770105
Dude, you are clearly trolling. Please give it up, we're worried about you

[Anonymous No.16770129]

This is where fat acceptance gets us. Could have had a nice thread like usual.

[Anonymous No.16770133]

>>16770129
>fat acceptance is the issue
No, you doing shit like this is the issue. You, and you alone, started this autism fest. Don't try to pass the buck.
>inb4 u disagree with me so ur fat

[Anonymous No.16770137]

>>16770129
>I didn't do anything teehee

[Anonymous No.16770144]

>>16770133
But seriously. How many extra fats do you normally add while cooking a steak?

[Anonymous No.16770152]

>>16770144
How do you cook a steak? On a pan with no oil?

[Anonymous No.16770166]

>>16770152
On a grill or in a stainless pan with just enough refined peanut oil for it not to stick too bad. The majority of your cooking oil should be rendered beef fat.

[Anonymous No.16770176]

>>16770166
>refined peanut oil
So you add fats
>Rendered beef fat
No wonder you get triggered about fats, you are one
Let me tell you something, tubbie: every single steakhouse or high end resturant, everywhere, cooks their steaks in fat and bastes in butter.

[Anonymous No.16770192]

>>16770176
>>Rendered beef fat
>No wonder you get triggered about fats, you are one
? You understand I'm not adding the beef fat. Thats inside the steak. You need about a 1/4tsp of peanut in the pan, just so the steak doesn't immediately glue down.

[Anonymous No.16770195]

>>16770192
>You understand I'm not adding the beef fat.
You understand that flipping out about butter and oil doesn't make sense when you're eating something filled with fat, right lardass?
>You need about a 1/4tsp of peanut in the pan, just so the steak doesn't immediately glue down.
>Adding fat
You don't need that. It'll unstick when it's done.

[Anonymous No.16770205]

I think his fat gf dumped him or his fat uncle touched him.

[Anonymous No.16770208]

>>16770195
So you recognize that this is absolutely pants on head retarded?
>>16768692

[Anonymous No.16770215]

>>16770208
Why would it be? You agree that adding oil is okay. Chefs agree that adding butter is okay. Your grandmother agrees that adding lard is okay.
>Buh muh fat!
You're cooking a piece of fat in its own fats, it's not healthy to begin with.

[Anonymous No.16770219]

>>16770215
Your steak reminds him of being abused

[Anonymous No.16770227]

Roasterbros we are getting bored of the coffee we bought in bulk.

[Anonymous No.16770232]

>>16770227
The only solution is to buy more coffee. Have a rotating stock.

[Anonymous No.16770242]

>>16770215
He's essentially sous viding a steak in an open air environment, (dehydrating it the entire time), then slathering it in mayo, lard, butter, and avocado oil. That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.16770250]

>>16770242
>Oven is dehydrating
Heston Blumenthal disagrees with you
>Dehydrating it
That's not how meats and muscle fibers work
>slathering it in mayo
>>16768692 says to "wipe off mayo until it's a thin layer"
>Lard
Tastes good, what's the issue?
>butter
Restaurants do it, what's the issue?
>Avocado oil
You use peanut oil, different strokes.

Seriously, what the fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.16770253]

>>16770242
You argue like a woman. When the facts of the situation bother you, you just lie
>>16770250
Ignore him, he is clearly trolling

[Anonymous No.16770264]

>>16770253
>Kenji lopez is wrong
>Gordon ramsay is wrong
>Heston blumenthal is wrong
>I am the only person who is qualified to talk about cooking steak
He's gotta be trolling for attention.

[Anonymous No.16770269]

>>16770250
>>Oven is dehydrating
>Heston Blumenthal disagrees with you

>Preheat oven to as low as possible, ideally the exact temperature of your desired doneness (Will require an oven thermometer, an open oven door, and 24 hours). Place the steak into a pan and cook for 2 hours: **until 10 degrees below desired temp*** (check with a thermometer). If oven cannot go below 150, cook @ 250 degrees for 20-40 minutes, checking every 5 minutes and rotating every 15.
Heston isn't cooking a steak for several hours with an open oven door.

[Anonymous No.16770271]

>>16770269
>Heston isn't cooking a steak for several hours with an open oven door.
BTFO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlGBBOR1Mo4
That is LITERALLY his technique. What's your next excuse?

[Anonymous No.16770288]

>>16770271
Literally not his technique at all. I'm seeing a closed convection oven recirculating moist air.

> Place the steak into a pan and cook for 2 hours

[Anonymous No.16770300]

>>16770288
>Nooo u can't just use more oil
"What do you use?"
>Oil, but u can't just use butter too!
"Restaurants do"
>But you cover ur steek in mayo!
"I wipe it off"
>Noooo u can't just leave the oven door open, heston doesn't do that
"Here's a video of heston saying to do exactly that"
Lmfao, absolutely destroyed.
>>16770288
1:05 seconds in
"If your oven doesn't go down that low, leave the door open"
...
"This will be in the oven for 24 hours"
>2 hours
Timestamp? Go on, I'll wait. Lmfao, you're outright lying now, bet you you won't post a timestamp.

[Anonymous No.16770303]

Just made coffee with this little bugger anyone else ever used these? Makes 3-9 cups in under 10min

[Anonymous No.16770313]

>>16770300
https://youtu.be/DlGBBOR1Mo4?t=71
"If your oven doesn't go as low as 50C, just wedge the door open slightly"
https://youtu.be/DlGBBOR1Mo4?t=82
"Now that meat's gonna stay in there for 24 hours"

There, timestamps

[Anonymous No.16770330]

>>16770300
Do you not see how heston's technique of PRESEARING is going to keep moisture in the protein? Fundamental difference. I can tell you they're not doing that shit at the fat duck either.

[Anonymous No.16770362]

>>16770330
>Presearing to keep in the moisture
Heston literally sears his steak afterwards in the next video, moreover, Kenji Lopez disproved the idea that searing locks in moisture (once again, you don't understand how meat works)
>Fundamental difference
You're talking out of your ass. Before, it was "Weeeellll he's not keeping the oven door open and it's only 2 hours," now it's "Weeeeeelll he is keeping the door open and it is 24 hours but he direct sears." Another L for you!
>I can tell you they're not doing that shit at the fat duck either.
You don't even know the basics of modernist cooking, let alone what's going on at the fat duck. Learn your place, bub, you're out of your element.

What's your next excuse?

[Anonymous No.16770389]

>>16770362
If you really don't see the difference between heston's technique and fatnon's theres no more discussion to be had. I understand you've read a few serious eats articles and follow kenji on reddit. That does not equate to experience in the kitchen. Cite all the youtube videos and ecelebs you want, but its time to stop trolling.

[Anonymous No.16770411]

>>16770389
>If you don't see the difference
Why are you trying to manipulate? Fatnon said his technique is different but he incorporated elements from heston's. Anon, please stop, you're making yourself look like a jackass.
>That does not equate to experience in the kitchen
I agree, your mouth doesn't equate to experience in the kitchen.
>Cite all the youtube videos
A literal expert that disproved what you said.
>ecelebs
You mean several chefs with more "experience in the kitchen" who have written on this very topic
>it's time to stop trolling
Projection. You've been doing that this whole time, haven't you. You're probably pretty fat, post your beerbelly.

[Anonymous No.16770422]

>>16770411
Fatnon had a stroke and stopped posting hours ago. Not once did he post about heston, thats all you.
>A literal expert that disproved what you said.
That same literal expert couldn't conduct a heat retention test and now disinfo gets cited all day here about cast iron.
>You're probably pretty fat, post your beerbelly.
I'm still at my fighting weight pal. You've seen my delicate lithe fingers. I noticed you and fatnon dodged it the entire time though. Strange.

[Anonymous No.16770438]

>>16770389
Are you a psychopath, anon? You know you can't delete these posts embarrassing yourself, right? You're backtracking, moving the goalposts, making excuses, deflecting, shaming... Doing anything but admit you're wrong when all someone has to do is click a button and hear a world renowned chef contradict you.

You lost. Accept it, big boy.

>>16770422
>Fatnon had a stroke and stopped posting hours ago. Not once did he post about heston, thats all you.
So we're just going to pull shit out of our ass now? Alright: I have a 70 inch penis and mount rushmor was named after me
>That same literal expert couldn't conduct a heat retention test and now disinfo gets cited all day here about cast iron.
"Because you were wrong about one thing, you're wrong about another"
Because you were wrong about what heston said in the video, you're wrong about fatnon. See how that works?
>I'm still at my fighting weight pal. You've seen my delicate lithe fingers.
Lmao, you're trying to play the internet toughguy routine. Your fighting weight was probably like 250 pounds. Post your beer belly.

I noticed you and fatnon dodged it the entire time though

Fatanon had a stroke hours ago, remember? He couldn't have dodged your... whatever you say he dodged.
>Strange
Strange how you got called a psycho and then went into manipulation overdrive. You're getting nervous, I can sense it.

You lose again. What's your next trick?

[Anonymous No.16770448]

>>16770422
This dude really things calling people fat hurts them, kek. It's your default insult, it's almost like you were fat at one point and you're really self conscious about it so you think others are, too. Being reminded about fat in foods sent you on an 8 hour psychotic meltdown.
>I noticed you stopped posting in the other thread now that you're getting absolutely destroyed here. Strange.

[Anonymous No.16770451]

>>16770438
Neither of you posted those plump pallid fingers. Seems like an easy thing to refute. He had more than enough time while he was crying he was getting gangstalked. You could post yours now. Put this all to bed.

[Anonymous No.16770456]

>>16770448
>>I noticed you stopped posting in the other thread now that you're getting absolutely destroyed here. Strange.
The comment about pavonis being pressure bombs is mine. Try again bozo. I'm not just going to spam the thread over and over like you sameanons.

[Anonymous No.16770463]

>>16770456
>Gets called out for only calling people fat
"bozo"
Is that really the best you got?
>>16770451
>post fingers
Is this supposed to be intimidating? Bro, you're such a pussy but you really think you come across as tough. Post the timestamps where heston said it was only 2 hours, seems like an easy thing to refute.
>I'm not just going to spam the thread over and over like you sameanons.
You did that for 8 hours, put it back in the deck bro. If you don't have a beer belly, post your stomach. Seems like an easy thing to refute. You won't, because of the stretch marks. Inside, you're still a fatass and it kills you, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.16770473]

>>16770463
You're illiterate.

>Post the timestamps where heston said it was only 2 hours
Thats fatnon's original recipe. No wonder you can't keep a few different posters apart. Why do you think I'm trying to come across as tough on the internet? Do you have issues with feeling like a target irl? You seem to think I'm calling you fat and white as an insult. Its not. Its your reality.

[Anonymous No.16770484]

>>16770473
>That was fatanon's original recipe
No, anon, his recipe said to do for 2 hours assuming you didn't preheat the oven to the exact temp needed >>16768692. You completely failed to read the first line of the recipe, WOW, that's a new level of stupid

[Anonymous No.16770488]

>>16770484
Wait so he did say cook it for two hours? Gotcha. Thanks for clearing that all up.

[Anonymous No.16770492]

>>16770484
Never attribute to maliciousness what can easily be explained by stupidity. I think the reason he's getting so upset at fatnon is because fatnon is a better chef and >>16770473 has an inferiority complex. You don't spend hours seething over someone's painting unless you're mad you couldn't do it yourself.

>>16770488
He said you could cook it for 2 hours if your oven doesn't go that low, or you could go for 24 hours if it could. You're really trying hard for that gotcha and it makes you seem kinda sad. You're a big boy, dude, you don't have to do this to yourself.

[Anonymous No.16770500]

>>16770488
I get it bro, you're tired, you've taken nothing but L's all day, and fatnon reminds you of your stretchmarked stomach. Don't worry, I'll make it all better for you. Here, let me post the simple line that confused you:
>Preheat oven to as low as possible, ideally the exact temperature of your desired doneness (Will require an oven thermometer, an open oven door, and 24 hours). Place the steak into a pan and cook for 2 hours: until 10 degrees below desired temp* (check with a thermometer). If oven cannot go below 150, cook @ 250 degrees for 20-40 minutes, checking every 5 minutes and rotating every 15.
Now you tell uncle anon where the brain hurty comes in and he'll help you understand, okay?

[Anonymous No.16770501]

>>16770492
Hey man, you got it. I can't add spices to warm water, then cold brew in it. Cracked the case. I can't gently bring a steak up to temp with indirect heat, then sear it either. Its just TOO difficult of a concept.

[Anonymous No.16770511]

>>16770501
>I can't add spices to warm water then cold brew it
You couldn't come up with that, and it makes you mad. There's no other reason someone would be THIS butthurt over another person's post.
>I can't gently bring a steak up to temp with indirect heat, then sear it either. Its just TOO difficult of a concept.
So if you understood the basics anon's technique, why did you pretend not to understand it? Do you need to see a therapist? Why aren't you posting your beer belly?

[Anonymous No.16770517]

>Point out that anon probably calls others fat because his stomach is stretchmarked to all hell and he feels insecure
>Keeps changing the subject
Lmao he really must've been a big boy.

[Anonymous No.16770523]

>>16770517
Really makes you think, doesn't it? All the pretending to be stupid, the misdirections, the trolling... Inside, he's just a sad little boy, crying, wishing his mommy could make things okay. But she can't take away the pain, so he tries to inflict it on others... poorly, but he still tries. Bless his heart.

[Anonymous No.16770538]

>>16770523
I wonder what insult he'll use on you next. Bozo? Fat? Schizo? Ask you to post your hand?

[Anonymous No.16770540]

>>16770511
>,why did you pretend not to understand it?
I mean, I laid it out here. One of the reasons I think you're illiterate.
>>16770242
>Why aren't you posting your beer belly?
Why aren't you posting your fingers? Its not like I'm asking you to do something I haven't. Seems like a reasonable request.

[Anonymous No.16770544]

Now if I were a disingenuous tard, I'd start accusing people of samefagging.

[Anonymous No.16770552]

>>16770540
>I laid it out
That's not a response to what I said. You clearly misread what anon posted. Don't worry, 3rd grade reading is such an advanced level, you'll get there eventually.
>Why aren't you posting your fingers? Its not like I'm asking you to do something I haven't.
Why aren't you posting your stetchmarked beer belly?
>Its not like I'm asking you to do something I haven't.
We get it bro, you have fingered. We're not impressed, rofl.
>>16770538
>Tard
Apparently that was what he went with. He only came out with something new after you pointed out his pattern, kek, but he still asked for hand pics. Maybe he has a fetish? A fat fetish would explain all the repressed anger...

[Anonymous No.16770559]

>>16770540
>He didn't post a picture of his stomach
Yep, he used to be a fatass. Who's a pudgy boy? You are! Yes, you are! Who wants a candy bar? You do!

[Anonymous No.16770566]

>>16770552
I'd say an exposed stomach is way more fetishized than male fingers. Posted em twice in fact. But that's a bridge you'll never cross. Why give a mile when they won't give an inch?

[Anonymous No.16770570]

>>16770559
If I were fat, why would I need to see fat fingers. I should have them already right?

[Anonymous No.16770572]

>>16770566
>Starts talking about what's more likely to be a fetish
>Doesn't post his stomach
ohohohohoh, so he's a former lardass with a fat fetish. Woah, it's like an overweight unicorn.

[Anonymous No.16770577]

>>16770572
You need to quit flipflopping. Am I fat or formerfat? You can't play both sides.

[Anonymous No.16770579]

>>16770570
>he's getting defensive and misconstruing what I said
Show me them stretch marks, boy. Tell me more about how you wanna fuck a big fat man

[Anonymous No.16770580]

>>16770456
"I'm not just going to spam the thread over and over like you sameanons."
>Gets called fat/formerly fat
>>16770577
>>16770570
>>16770566
>Can't stop himself from posting
Where's that pic of your stomach big guy?

[Anonymous No.16770586]

>>16770580
Flack increases over target, you know. Look at how all his swiss miss shitposting in the other thread died out. He's absolutely obsessed. He's probably keeping himself up over this thread, "fatnon" probably went to bed hours ago

[Anonymous No.16770588]

>>16770580
>doesn't understand that responding is not spamming via doubleposting
tryagain

[Anonymous No.16770592]

>>16770588
>Gets called fat
>Posts 3 times in impotent rage
That's called "tripleposting," anon, do try again though.

[Anonymous No.16770594]

>>16770592
My dude is seethinng. Good thing it's archived for all time for all to see.

[Anonymous No.16770598]

>>16770592
>tripleposting
Show me 3 in a row. Counting shouldn't be this hard.
>>16770586
swiss miss shitposting in the other thread died out.
How many more steps do you think there are to cold brew? I finished the recipe. I'll be posting a full sips review in the morning.

[Anonymous No.16770606]

>>16770598
>Show me 3 in a row
>>16770577
>>16770570
>>16770566
There you go fren.
>swiss miss shitposting in the other thread died out.
Because you got distracted here after getting called fat. Where's your pockmarked gut?

[Anonymous No.16770608]

>>16770598
>Switched topics to cold brew steps
Anon, that's not a picture of your formerly massive belly. Post your stretch marks

[Anonymous No.16770622]

>>16770606
Yep thats 3 in a row. You sure got me pal.
>>16770572
>>16770608
Yeah clearly off topic.

[Anonymous No.16770636]

>>16770622
>Suddenly posting pictures of people's bodies is offtopic when it comes to him having to post his stomach
Lmao he flip flops so much and he thinks it's not obvious, how cute
>>16770622
>that's 3 in a row
Glad you agree and admit that you're wrong, anon. Now post your gut

[Anonymous No.16770651]

>>16770636
Are you really having that much trouble following along with the discussion? Replying
>How many more steps do you think there are to cold brew?
to
>Look at how all his swiss miss shitposting in the other thread died out.
isn't switching topics or getting distracted. The shitposting had concluded for the night. Theres nothing more I can do. Stirring the coldbrew gives me the same picture.

[Anonymous No.16770657]

>>16770651
Are you really having that much trouble finding a camera?
>It died out
You didn't run out of steps, you wanted to come over here to troll. That's okay, fatnon, you can be honest with us
>Isn't switching topics
But you did switch topics
>The shitposting had concluded for the night.
So you admit you were trolling?
>Theres nothing more I can do.
You could though, you could add spices.

[Anonymous No.16770662]

>>16770657
>You could though, you could add spices.
To swiss miss? Now you're trolling. If it was dark chocolate swiss miss I could roast up peppers and do a mexican hot chocolate cold brew. But alas, I'm limited by my ingredients.
>So you admit you were trolling?
Why the fuck else would I be blooming swiss miss? Its called committing to a bit.
>you wanted to come over here to troll.
What do you mean come over here? I've got both tabs open. There's no fucking distance to travel.

[Anonymous No.16770666]

>>16770662
>To swiss miss? Now you're trolling. If it was dark chocolate swiss miss I could roast up peppers and do a mexican hot chocolate cold brew. But alas, I'm limited by my ingredients.
You apparently just went shopping. Since you're such a good cook, you could add spices to make swiss miss (which is not coffee and is off topic btw) not taste like piss
>Why the fuck else would I be blooming swiss miss? Its called committing to a bit.
You mean committing to your trolling?
>What do you mean come over here? I've got both tabs open. There's no fucking distance to travel.
There you go again, trolling. "Come over here" means you switched threads. Why are you trolling and not posting your stretched out stomach?

[Anonymous No.16770676]

>>16770666
>Why are you trolling and not posting your stretched out stomach?
Why would I comply with your demands? You've given me nothing. Zero negotiating skills.

[Anonymous No.16770687]

>>16770676
>Why would I comply with your demands
Why would I comply with yours? You've flat out admitted to being a troll, you've lied, you've tried to manipulate me. You've given me less than nothing, tubby.
>Zero negotiating skills
I wasn't negotiating, I was telling you what to do. Simple as.

Post a pic of your stomach, or you were a fatass and you're insecure about it. Any response other than a picture of your stomach is an admission that you were fat, even if your next post is "That is false and I was not fat." No picture = fatass. By replying at all, you agree to these terms.

[Anonymous No.16770698]

>>16770687
>Why would I comply with yours?
I'm not asking any more of you than I have of myself. You can see my slender little fingers. I don't see that gut of yours posted boy.

[Anonymous No.16770703]

>>16770698
Damn, I can't believe that you're admitting you were a fatass and are insecure about it. Yikes, put down the fork why don't you.

[Anonymous No.16770723]

>>16770703
Seems like you're projecting, but alright.

[Anonymous No.16770738]

>>16770723
How so? You agreed to the terms outlined here by replying >>16770687
>Post a pic of your stomach, or you were a fatass and you're insecure about it. Any response other than a picture of your stomach is an admission that you were fat, even if your next post is "That is false and I was not fat." No picture = fatass. By replying at all, you agree to these terms.
You replied, but did not post a pic of your stomach. Therefore, your fat insults were projection from insecurity this entire time.

[Anonymous No.16770743]

>>16770723
>but alright
You just agreed with anon and consented to the terms again, tubby

[Anonymous No.16770744]

>>16770738
>You agreed to the terms outlined here by replying >>16770687
Which you just did as well. So lets see it.

[Anonymous No.16770750]

>>16770744
>Which you did as well
Are you saying that the contract is valid, and you were fat and are insecure about it? The contract specified YOU, not me, but you just validated it by agreeing with the premise. Wow. You must have fat on the brain or something

[Anonymous No.16770759]

>>16770750
I'm 7 different anons tho remember. Its not binding unless you know my names, like Rumpelstiltskin. There's a whole lotta yous out there.

[Anonymous No.16770767]

>>16770759
If its not binding if one does not know the names (it still is), then what you said here >>16770744 is nullified. Now fatty is btfoing himself. Sad.

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16770780]

I'll just walk in and say:
1. This contract wouldn't be binding in any sense until it was agreed upon by both parties. >>16770687 was unilateral.
2. The other person should post their stomach anyway, since I appreciate almost any tummy if I'm thirsty enough.
3. If you two are going to be so pissy about who's who, use secure trips. And yeah yeah I know you can always get new ones or switch back to anon, but at least tripfagX !!c089j320dfj09 is one person.

[Anonymous No.16770787]

>>16770780
>much law
>much namefag
Bringing in your friend because you cornered yourself logically? Sad. Its 400 posts deep 8 pages in, we both know you didn't read that.
Both parties agreed and contracts have 1 way terms all the time, so, you're still wrong.

[Anonymous No.16770788]

>>16770780
Its certainly binding to himself. Can't write a contract you don't agree upon. I'll be waiting. Bet its white and bulbous.

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16770790]

>>16770787
>>16770788
inb4 cooldown:
lol

[Anonymous No.16770793]

>>16770788
Its certainly binding to you.
>can't write something you don't agree upon
You can, and the terms (which applied only to you) I agreed to. :d

[Anonymous No.16770796]

>>16770788
I'm still waiting for your stretch marks, fatnon. Post em, you admitted you had them

[Anonymous No.16770806]

>>16770796
Projecting again and you're still delusional to think I'm calling "backup" for ck. Grow up kiddo.

[Anonymous No.16770813]

>>16770806
>projecting
How so? You're the one who has stretch marks
>no bro its not my friend someone just went deep into the catalogue and scrolled 400 posts down
Post your stretches :v

[Anonymous No.16770820]

>>16770813
tripfags do weird shit. Nothing new.

[Anonymous No.16770824]

>>16770820
Nah, simplest explanation is that its your friend. Losers do desperate shit. Post your stretches big boy

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16770836]

>>16770793
https://courses.lumenlearning.com/workwithinthelaw/chapter/formation-and-types-of-contracts/
>The elements of common-law contract formation include offer, acceptance, and consideration. Offer and acceptance together form mutual assent. Additionally, to be enforceable, the contract must be for a legal purpose and parties to the contract must have capacity to enter into the contract.
inb4 civil law
They didn't accept the terms and replied afterwards, violating what they agreed to. They just replied to you without accepting the terms.
They would've had to specifically agree, or offer different terms for your approval. And replying to offered terms with another statement ignoring those terms is not a display of agreement anywhere.

Which really brings back the point that making a contract on 4chan between two anonymous parties is a retarded red herring. If they post their tummy it's going to be either because they have something to prove, or because they like the idea of me keeping that image in my fap stash.

[Anonymous No.16770841]

>>16770824
Projecting again. You and another anon have been here in a dead thread for hours and not once have I accused you two of collaboration. The second a neutral third party posts you melt.

[Anonymous No.16770843]

>>16770836
>much law
I am not a us citizen, and common law does not apply here. He could have not replied, but he did, so he consented. >>1677084
>projecting again
So you think he's my friend? Why would a winner need a friend?

What was it like growing up fat?

[Anonymous No.16770849]

>neutral
Yeah, a neutral party didn't read 400 posts out of nowhere and post within 1min of you... Did you get bullied?

[Anonymous No.16770854]

>>16770843
>What was it like growing up fat?
Wouldn't know. Been athletic my entire life.

[Anonymous No.16770857]

>>16770849
>read 400 posts out of nowhere and post within 1min of you.
Where has he referenced anything past contracts and stomachs? Again, you have a clear problem keeping up with the flow of posts.

[Anonymous No.16770858]

>>16770854
You admitted above you have stretch marks. Post your stomach fatty.

BTW, I'm going to take a 30 min nap so I can keep arguing.

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16770859]

>>16770843
>I am not a us citizen
Never said you were, but technically this site is operated out of the US, so I used that as an example.
>and common law does not apply here.
Again, inb4 civil law. Or really any alternative. Link the terms of assent in your jurisdiction if you actually care to argue that point with any teeth.

The other quote is from >>16770841 , who is not me.

[Anonymous No.16770862]

>>16770857
Where did I mention stomachs in that comment? You're back to lying, you seem to switch between shame, lies, misdirection, and topic changes when you're losing.

How many pounds overweight were you?

[Anonymous No.16770867]

>>16770859
Doesn't matter,us law doesn't apply to me and neither does civil law. Anon agreed to the contract terms by not leaving the thread. You can not like that, that's fine, but he still did it
>much jurisdiction
Again, any laws you pick do not apply to me. How long have you been friends with the fatty.

[Anonymous No.16770870]

>>16770867
>Anon agreed to the contract terms by not leaving the thread
I packed up my bags and jogged over into the other thread. Try again.

[Anonymous No.16770875]

>>16770870
Incorrect, you were told to post your stomach, or, you agreed you were fat. You posted no stomach, so, the other thread is irrelevant. You just switched to misdirection.

[Anonymous No.16770879]

>>16770870
I see no new posts in the other thread, so you lied, too. Fat mouth and a fat stomach

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16770887]

>>16770813
>>16770820
You know, one of you could easily call out the other by using this trip, since you're both claiming you're not me.
Oh and I haven't read the full thing. I was scrolling down page 1 (not using the catalog for once), and I saw people arguing about contracts in the fucking coffee general, so I jumped in.

>>16770867
>Doesn't matter,us law doesn't apply to me and neither does civil law.
Which law does? None?
I assume there is one which does apply, so there's no point in just affirming that one does. I'm not arguing that, don't need to be convinced.

>>16770870
Contract or not I want stomach pics.
You could also link from either /s/ or /hm/ with nudes for even better proof.

What does being fat have to do with drinking coffee anyway?

[Anonymous No.16770910]

>>16770887
>What does being fat have to do with drinking coffee anyway?
I told some guy he had a shitty recipe, comparing it to steakumms. He responded with a steak recipe spread with mayo, and topped with melted butter avocado oil and lard. I asked him to post his fat white fingers.

[Anonymous No.16770921]

>>16770887
None does, because the contract applied to him.
>>16770910
Not what went down

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16770965]

>>16770910
>I told some guy he had a shitty recipe, comparing it to steakumms.
Ok, so >>16768503 and >>16768671 .
You think Ground cafe du monde is shit (could be right, I never tried it), but he says:
>Ground cafe du monde (or preferred coffee. Cheaper coffees require no cold brew hot bloom and can be directly cold brewed).
So that particular brand isn't important to his recipe. I assume you think the rest of the recipe is superfluous, going by how you reacted to the steak recipe.

I think he prefers a coffee loaded with other ingredients over a particular base, not sure what to call his combination (inb4 "shit"). I think you prefer a high-quality base. That just looks like a difference in taste.

I also think someone could be thin regardless of whether they eat/drink these things or not, unless it's an every-meal thing. And him being fat wouldn't make an outright bad combination taste good unless his tastes are just inherently different. I will assume both of you are fat until you post your bellies.

For disclosure, I just take caffeine pills and carbonated water, and if I have coffee it's usually folgers.

>>16770921
>None does
Then you operate outside of a legal system where a arbitrator could settle a breach of contract. And I don't see you being an enforcer of his law if he's still replying with the only response being you stating he breached it.
>Not what went down
Going from the top and that looks like how it started.
You got a different story?

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16770991]

Well, I guess good night you two dingdongs

[Anonymous No.16771036]

>>16770991
Sleep tight. Thanks for the accurate read of the situation. Guy has a loose grasp on reality. His weight is the least of his issues.

[Anonymous No.16771086]

>>16771036
Nah that wasn't accurate

[Anonymous No.16771093]

>>16770965
The brand and chicory is important. Your legal system is not required

[Anonymous No.16771118]

>>16771036
Fatty, you literally exhausted yourself to stay up and argue with someone. You have no grip on reality. Post your stretch marks.

[Anonymous No.16771140]

>>16770965
Honestly, it's kinda cute watching you constantly try to shove the situation into a box
>Buh muh jurisdiction
Your jurisdiction is not needed, he agreed he was fat.
>Buh muh enforcement
Your enforcement is not needed, he agreed he was fat
>Buh muh arbitrator
Your arbitrator is not needed. If anon was not fat, he would have posted a picture showing as such. He did not, therefore, he is fat. End of story.

>The brand is not required
The cafe du mond has chicory which is bitter, making the beans similar to the style in vietnam. It's not a requirement but it's an extra bonus.

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16771175]

>>16771036
I work nights, I ain't sleeping for some time.
I assumed you two had had enough and hit the hay.
>>16771093
>The brand and chicory is important.
Yes. I don't think the other guy is saying it isn't, since he justified his choice of cafe du monde. What do you recommend?
>Your legal system is not required
It's only as meaningful as the idea of having a contract.

>>16771140
I find it entertaining to try to get someone who is being so insistent on the idea of contract to explain it's legitimacy beyond themselves. Yeah, none of it is needed, it's an internet argument on an anonymous imageboard. It's just needed if he actually cares to use it as a valid argument.
>The cafe du mond has chicory which is bitter, making the beans similar to the style in vietnam. It's not a requirement but it's an extra bonus.
Sounds reasonable to me.

[Anonymous No.16771211]

i like this one

[Anonymous No.16771212]

>>16771175
Nope
>Yes. I don't think the other guy is saying it isn't, since he justified his choice of cafe du monde. What do you recommend?
That's not the other guy, that's me
Cafe du monde is what I recommend for vietnamese coffee in the west
>It's only as meaningful as the idea of having a contract.
No, it isn't. You keep trying to put this in terms of a legal system--which is unneeded. All I need is to remind anon that, like it or not, he consented and agreed he used to be fat, and I can poke his buttons with that.
>I find it entertaining to try to get someone who is being so insistent on the idea of contract to explain it's legitimacy beyond themselves.
His agreement is all the legitimacy I need.
>Yeah, none of it is needed, it's an internet argument on an anonymous imageboard. It's just needed if he actually cares to use it as a valid argument.
No it isn't, it's valid regardless of what "muh paper says" about the validity. Anon knows he was fat as a kid, anon didn't post a picture, and anon replied. He consented to the terms, look up something called kabbalah, that's the legal system I was operating under

[whathehellson !!DEpiMsuEcJg No.16771236]

>>16771212
>Cafe du monde is what I recommend for vietnamese coffee in the west
Fair
>All I need is to remind anon that, like it or not, he consented and agreed he used to be fat, and I can poke his buttons with that.
That might be entertaining for you, but doesn't really factor into why his coffee recipe is so bad. That's what I want to hear.
>Anon knows he was fat as a kid, anon didn't post a picture, and anon replied.
Where the first one come from, not posting a picture means you have no proof, and he replied to a post without accepting terms only you have explicitly accepted.
>He consented to the terms, look up something called kabbalah, that's the legal system I was operating under
Ok, now that's just lazy - you could've at least used Halakha and sent me on a research binge regarding Jewish contract law. You know, the system of biblical legal precedent that Kabbalists would have used for secular affairs when not following the laws of a larger state/community.

[Anonymous No.16771243]

>>16771236
>That might be entertaining for you, but doesn't really factor into why his coffee recipe is so bad. That's what I want to hear.
The person being called fat by me and the person who made the coffee recipe are 2 different people. IMO, the coffee recipe is not bad, it's just thai iced tea with coffee replacing the tea and some extra spices and processing.
>Where the first one come from, not posting a picture means you have no proof, and he replied to a post without accepting terms only you have explicitly accepted.
No, he didn't. The terms were, if you do not post a picture of your stomach in the next reply, and do not leave the convo, you agree that you are fat. There is no wiggle room, there is no extra reply given to agree. The mere act of replying to the conversation instead of leaving means he consented to the rules. If he did not consent, he would not have replied. Since he consented but posted no pic, he agreed he's fat. Simple as.
>Ok, now that's just lazy - you could've at least used Halakha and sent me on a research binge regarding Jewish contract law. You know, the system of biblical legal precedent that Kabbalists would have used for secular affairs when not following the laws of a larger state/community.
No, I used kabbalah for a reason. In kabbalah if you tell someone you're going to do something, even if they don't understand or have the mental capacity to process your warning, they are still responsible. You know damn well the elites don't care about halakha