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Ever had a REAL Butterburger /ck/?

>> No.16756358

No

>> No.16756441

No

>> No.16756450

>>16756356
do Amerifats really?...

>> No.16756503

why is America so based?

>> No.16756560

>>16756356
I've put butter on my hambagas before, but if it's pissing butter you put too much

>> No.16756675
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>>16756450
Yes.

>> No.16756690

And then americans wonder why they are so fat.

>> No.16756725

>>16756356
This is a comedy skit, right? You're not trying to tell me that Americans really do this... are you?

>> No.16756900

No, but I eat a pack of butter everyday.
I smear it on ricecakes.

>> No.16756961

>>16756675
he looks like Orson Welles lmao

>> No.16758781

>>16756690
we don't eat out every day, this is a rare occurrence, so when we do we eat fairly horrific shit, a good 1500-2000 calories a meal.

what makes american fat is not our diet, its every fucking company putting horrible additives into our food because its cheap and the only way to escape it is to cook your food from scratch for every meal, but most people don't want to make a bulk food prep meal, they want variety. so they make the horrible for you shit and eat the going to kill you stuff all while not realizing how its killing them.

add into this all the major companies who just pay for research to point the finger at something else, but they have the product to solve the problem

>> No.16758852

yes, they're delicious.

>> No.16759175

Fuck no, the buns have carbs.

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>>16756356
god fucking hot damn and a half, I love butter.

>> No.16759461

>>16756450
Obsessed

>> No.16760224

>>16758781
You are fat.

>> No.16760337

>>16756356
Fucking love you Wisconsin. You keep being your crazy German selves. Bless our great nation with cheese curds and butter burgers.

>> No.16760673

>>16756961
MWUAHA THE FRESNCH BUTTER

>> No.16760674

>>16756356
Yes i've been there, it's good

>> No.16760989

>>16760224
lost a bit over 100 lb in about a year, so I probably have a better understanding about the shit they feed you and put in your food then most, especially considering I lose most of the weight without decreasing portions

>> No.16761020

>>16756356
Butter is good for you, but God I hate the texture of it.

>> No.16761054

Butter

>> No.16761065

>>16758781
Speak for yourself tubby

>> No.16761072

>>16756356
Not a single mention of Culvers in this thread huh?

>> No.16761074

>>16758781
Hey faggot, so you WI fags seriously believe the civilized world eats your bumpkin burgers? We have food here that tries? No, I’m not talking your generalized idea of “tomato, piece of lettuce and a stick” for $300. We have fresh, high quality, normal food that doesn’t require tossing 3 sticks of butter on a meat patty to get people to eat it. Hopefully one day we can ship all the midwesterners to a remote island and expand the Great Lakes into a new sea. No, you low IQ dimwits wouldn’t form an advanced society on your new island. Your lack of ability to do anything other than work in factory farm production facilities would make you become a new Ethiopia.

I guess that’s mean, we’ll spare you the new hellscape and let you drown in your homes
>inb4 Midwestern dumb dumbs attempt to dig some political implication into my post

>> No.16761089

>>16756690
I'm fat because I drink a bottle of vodka every day and eat pork rinds

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>>16761089
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>> No.16761101

>>16760989
Stop fatsplaining. You are fat. Just admit it.

>> No.16761113

>>16761074
Is this a copypasta? That’s a lot of effort for shit bait.

>> No.16761129

>>16761093
Can confirm that being an alcoholic is good for your teeth. Drank heavily for 8 years (17 to 25), didn’t go to the dentist once and didn’t get any noticeable tooth damage. I sobered up and still didn’t go to dentist and 2 years later they started to chip. Another 2 years and I was missing several. Now I barely have anything left and am going for implants in a few months.

>> No.16761132

>>16761074
hate to break it to ya, but pretty much any food you get at a restaurant, even a salad, is breaking 800 calories on its own. the shit thats horrible for you is what tastes fucking good.

when the normal american goes to a restaurant, they are not worried about the calories, they just know this is likely going to taste good and not need to be prepared or cooked at all. this is completely ignoring fast food, and hate to say it but it seems country wide, and by extension worldwide, no one really gives a fuck about how many calories are in the food, but depending on the country they are more active so they can tank a bad choice easier.

>>16761101
not exactly fat after dropping the weight, but not exactly in shape yet either.

>> No.16761152

>>16756356
This would probably be pretty good
I would eat it exactly ONCE

>> No.16761198

>>16756356
>What is Culver's

>> No.16761256

>>16761198
They don't put nearly enough butter on their burgers to qualify