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What's the manliest meal?

>> No.16755178

>>16755162
a bullet

>> No.16755185

>>16755162
a cock

>> No.16755190

>>16755162
a real man eats whatever he wants and doesn't give one shit what other people think about it.

>> No.16755191

Steak, potatoes, and broccoli.

>> No.16755198

>>16755162
Something you've caught, hunted, foraged or grew yourself.
/thread

>> No.16755199

>>16755190

unironically this. who genders a meal?

>> No.16755200

1 pound of sea salt

>> No.16755201

>>16755162
the one you eat without concern of how you are portrayed by others.

>> No.16755213

>>16755162
Nigger dicks. You eat them and your dick grows bigger, making them the manliest food.

>> No.16755271

>>16755162
Pussy

>> No.16755292

>>16755201
This. Like when I eat unicorn ice cream in front of people.

>> No.16755295

Jussi Pussi

>> No.16755304

>>16755162
a balance of being very simple and very practical, dense in nutrients so you don't have to worry about that kind of thing later in the day

so probably red meat and potatoes

>> No.16755318

>>16755162
Salty milk and coins

>> No.16755320

>>16755178
came here to post this

>> No.16755322

I'm a pretty big fan of tomatoes in the fall, that lycopene is good for your peen. Beyond that, who the fuck cares, my grandpa loved salads and fruity cocktails and literally he was one of 4 people left in his platoon on Iwo Jima and thought it was funny as shit to shoot the ground in front of people's feet

>> No.16755326

>>16755190
tpbp

>> No.16755354

>>16755162
since self reliance is manly, a meal consisting only of ingredients you grew, foraged, or killed yourself. But cooking is for faggots and since every man ought to love his momma, she gets to prepare it for you

>> No.16755373

>>16755354
Imagine you're caveman greatgrandma thinking that you believe basic survival skills are manly

>> No.16755375
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16755375

roundmeal

>> No.16755392
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16755392

>>16755178
be a man

>> No.16755400

>>16755392

based tiktoker
BOSTON BE A MAN

>> No.16755406

>>16755178
fpbp

>> No.16755431

>>16755199
there are specimen of both genders that do that.

>> No.16755473

>>16755375
I really want to win a visit from Davis

>> No.16755528

Whatever mom made with love.

>> No.16755567

>>16755373
well it's definitely not womanly given the state of things in current year

>> No.16755732

>>16755190
/thread

>> No.16755795

>>16755431
and they're both dumb as hell

>> No.16755804

>>16755198
T. Insecure faggot

>> No.16755806

>>16755213
Black people lied to you

>> No.16755837

It’s steak. People might not want to admit it, but it is.

>> No.16755896

>>16755837
You will never be a cowboy

>> No.16755898

>>16755837
This, but OP said MANLIEST so you have to take it up a notch. Modern cows are little more than docile undercooked steaks so long as you dont intentionally upset them

but AUROCHS, the ancient breed of cow that modern cows come from.... now that's a manly meat. You dont simply butcher and Auroch. You hunt that motherfucker and accept that even if you get a good arrow straight in its neck, it still might live long enough to trample you first before it bleeds out.

auroch meat. its like steak if you had to fight for your life for it.

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>>16755162
the manwich

>> No.16755901

hungry MAN

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>>16755162
tranette no passto

>> No.16755920

>>16755473
Nah you really don't. I won that and all he did was show up, take my roundmeal, and leave without saying a word. Fucking scam.

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>> No.16756293

>>16755178
based Arnie's Pizza Shop enjoyer

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>>16756273
HSPs look so fuckin juicy

>> No.16756746

I must say, the munchie box is likely the manliest meal, nothing quite harnesses the self destructive male appetite like it does

>> No.16756767

>What's the manliest meal?
A weaker man.

>> No.16756776
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16756776

>>16755375
i wonder who won the visit from Davis

>> No.16756797

>>16755198
mmm, fresh caught fish roasted by a campfire.
I don't know if I would call it particularly manly but I sure could go for some right now.

>> No.16756819

>>16756776
i did and he's a great lover

>> No.16756942

>>16755162
Cockmeat sandwich

>> No.16756964

>>16755375
>protein blasted

>> No.16756973

>>16755162
A meal that a man has have caught, gathered and prepared himself.

>> No.16756993

>>16755162
>>16755198 this. Next best is sitting down to an all-natural home-cooked meal, with no added sugar or bullshit, just a plate of meat and veg.

>> No.16756999

>>16755162
Anything a woman you're fucking cooked for you

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>>16755162
Whatever you cook with this bad boy.

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>>16757004

Based. I wear mine with a camo utilikilt for that Highland stat buff.

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>>16755473
>>16756776
He'll come to you. He'll come to me. He'll come to us all.

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>>16757021
You would need a broadsword to rock that outfit. Pretty cool though anon, hope you really have one and aren't larping.

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>>16757030
>hope you really have one and aren't larping.

Unfortunately not, that would be cultural appropriation and the Scotch are a legally-protected backwards caste. So I have to deep-fry my Mars Bars in secret, in the nuddy, and my groinal region looks like Freddy Kreuger's face from all the hot oil splashes.

>still worth it

>> No.16757040

>>16755162
A really spicy curry.

>> No.16757398

>>16755162
>apetizer
Tiddies
>main course
Pussy
>desert
Anus

Sometimes when I feel naughty I start with the desert. It's not me who get's the infection so I don't give a fuck.

>> No.16757404

eating another man's ass

>> No.16757414

>>16755199
>who genders a meal?
I know it sounds silly, but have you ever eaten a bowl of fruit with yogurt ? Or an avocado with cottage cheese?

>> No.16757419

>>16755162
Whatever I'm eating. Which is normally any and all "food" in front of me from steak to earth worms

>> No.16757442

bone in chicken wings or bone in steak

>> No.16757799

well done with ketchup