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Ever tried Secret Aardvark Hot Sauce?

>> No.16750446

Nah, is it good? It's not available in many places in my country (the socialist dystopia known as Canada).

>> No.16750464

>>16750439
I don't but jewish made goods like that, so no. Original place is in the heart of Oregon jew area

>> No.16750559

>>16750439
I paid a retarded amount for a bottle and it was not that great. there are better sauces for the price. Yes, I fell for the meme.

>> No.16750583

Yes. 7/10 but I end up putting it on everything
Please recommend me better hot sauces

>> No.16750587

>>16750446
this, here in Canada, we can only get the usual brand name stuff, anything obscure would have to be at some faggy hipster import store

>> No.16750603

>>16750439
I fell for the meme and was disappointed, tastes like a bad bloody mary

>> No.16750639
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>>16750583
Unironically, Hot One's classic sauce, albeit overpriced, is really, really fucking good. Not even trying to shitpost here, it's a good sauce. It's just overpriced because lol meme show, the funny black man is screaming because too hot lmao

If you can get a bottle of it for anything 10 bucks or less, go for it at least once... but you probably won't find it. You'll see it for much more generally since it's very popular to order, and there are better sauces out there admittedly. This is just my personal favorite currently.

>> No.16750647

>>16750439
Yeah dude, I 'vaark

>> No.16750658

>>16750639
Do you have any that you like that are 'chipotle'?
Used to really like Palo Alto Fire Fighters sauce back when I was in the bay...

>> No.16750719

Yet another advertising thread.

>> No.16750774

>>16750658
Apparently, they do. It's called "Los Calientes" and it's even more retardedly expensive. I also can't stand chipotle style hot sauces, so I can't attest if it's any good or not.

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>> No.16750787

>>16750439
Fuck Shardvark. It's disgusting, not spicy, and overpriced swill.They shill on this board in the most retarded and obnoxious way. Just wait I bet they'll shit up this already shitty thread even more.

>> No.16750876

>>16750439
Yes, I eat it on fried eggs as breakfast nearly everyday, shit tastes amazing. I realize I sound like a shill here but I don't care, I love this stuff.

>> No.16750888

Someone recommend another habenero based hot sauce please. I am genuinely interested.

>> No.16750892

>>16750888
Yellowbird habanero fucks shardvark up and down the block all day long.

>> No.16750913

>>16750446
It's good, sort of like a thick taco sauce with more flavor and just the right amount of sweet and salty

>> No.16750914
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This sauce slaps extra hard and has the right amount of heat and flavor

>> No.16750930

>>16750639
cool label

>> No.16750947

>>16750439
It’s good

>> No.16750953

how many hot sauces is too many and soy? I have 5 different bottles right now

>> No.16750959

>>16750658
Tabasco chipotle is actually really, really good.

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>>16750914
this shit slaps like fr fr no cap?

>> No.16750970

>>16750960
I appreciate the efforts you have taken to de-AAVE the posts on this website

>> No.16750984

>>16750914
Pussy. Even their extra hot one is not that hot. You are a fucking candyass cocksucking faggot,.

>> No.16750998

>>16750439
i thought it was too sweet to use directly on top of things. its good as something to mix into a sauce, though

>> No.16751007

>>16750953
I wasn't aware it was possible to have too much hot sauce. Just enjoy shit without worrying what people say about you online.

As long as it isn't green, because jalepeno hot sauce is fucking gross.

>> No.16751042

I really like it but have only had it on eggs. To be honest I didn’t know it was a meme or popular hot sauce, just got it on a whim.

>> No.16751043
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>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

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not much of a fucken secret is it

>> No.16751053

>>16750439
Everyone hates you meme loving faggot trannys

>> No.16751176

>>16750914
el yucateco green style is my absolute fav go-to sauce

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>>16750439

>> No.16752990

>>16750959
Yeah they finally started selling it in bongland. way better than I was expecting

>> No.16753019

>>16750446
Bro Canada is a neoliberal country the only socialized system Canada has is health care lmao. Anyway we have a chain of hot sauce stores which I can't remember the name of but anything I've got from there was fucking good. Bit pricey unfortunately.

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>>16750446
It's pretty good, I like it on pizza and eggs.
>>16750559
only really worth it if you can find a deal/order in bulk.
>>16750914
I actually don't like this one, tastes weird to me. the black label is my favorite.

>> No.16753378

>>16750439
it's $12
not gonna buy it until I try it first

>> No.16754107

>>16753111
>I like it on pizza
What kinda pizza?

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>>16754107
any pizza really, whether it be from frozen or like a dominos or something. probably wouldn't work well on a super fancy margherita pizza or something

>> No.16754182

>>16754156
It seems to me like it would be good on meat lover's but bad on 'plain' pizzas like cheese or margherita

>> No.16754185

>>16750780
>>16751043
>>16752987
I'm confused - is hot sauce considered "soy" now? Why?

>> No.16754187

>>16750439
i bought it the other day since it was on sale and i see you guys talk about it a lot.
its not hot at all but the flavor is pretty good. so thanks for shilling it to me i guess.

>> No.16754196

>>16754185
Same as anything, there is an obnoxious group of enthusiasts on Reddit. I still like hot sauce and IPAs

>> No.16754209

>>16754185
yeah it's a brand new meme

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I bought a bottle a long time ago when I was looking for a new hot sauce to try and I happened to see it in the hot sauce section at the store. It was mediocre and I did not realize until I got home it had sugar in it. If I wanted a hot sauce with sugar in it I would have just bought Sriracha which is better.

>> No.16754653
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16754653

I really like 'vark, but not living in pdx it's just too expensive for a mild table sauce. ,My mainstay for the past couple years has been Gringo Bandito, which costs about as much as Cholula but is miles better.

>> No.16754983

>>16750439
No, I'm too busy replying to the constant "Is there anything this woman can't do" thread on \mu\ and of course this one.

>> No.16755079

>>16754653
Gringo bandito yellow is some pretty good stuff. Arizona gunslinger is my favorite, I don't care if a sauce is super hot, just that it tastes good.

>> No.16755210

>>16754653
what is that thing on the left? a milkshake machine?

>> No.16755563

>>16751176
nice choice, anon.

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>> No.16755903

>>16750639
honestly most of the hot ones sauces are good and go great on a ton of stuff. i am mildly impressed that a hot wings youtube show makes good sauces, but hats off to them for the quality.

>> No.16755930

>>16751176
If it's that weird neon green sauce, it's good and not too spicy, but it makes my asshole bleed.