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16745092 No.16745092 [Reply] [Original]

Now I know none of us here would go as far as to eat actual human meat, but would you eat a great ape like a chimpanzee or gorilla? How about a monkey?

And if anyone of you have, how was it?

>> No.16745109

I don't like new things.

>> No.16745119
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>>16745092
>Now I know none of us here would go as far as to eat actual human meat
that's where you're wrong, fucko

>> No.16745153

>>16745119
Given how old humans live and the kind of environment they live in i would expect human meat to be very unhealthy. The average 40-something Western sedentary city dweller must be full of heavy metals, xenoestrogens, cholesterol, omaga 6 and assorted garbage.

>> No.16745164

No but I would train chimps to shoot and understand speech and occupy a castle in germany and force the chimps to build a rocket that will bring back space horrors from space

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i ate the skin of my foot
AMA

>> No.16745171

is that the plot of the next Wolfenstein game?

>> No.16745176

>>16745171 meant for >>16745164

>> No.16745201

>>16745092
i would eat just about anything (no not bugs) as long as it was properly prepared and not discernable as to what weird as fuck animal im eating. as in, dont give me a monkeys head on a plate to "prove" me wrong.

>> No.16745219

>>16745092
I'd eat a person before I ate a monkey.

>> No.16745424

>>16745167
Do you carry a cell phone?

>> No.16745910

>>16745092
Most humans are pretty dirty, I'd be careful with the origin of the meat... especially since I am highly compatible with their parasite and pathogenes being of the same species and all.

>> No.16746236

Hell yes I would eat human meat if I had the chance and could be sure about it's cleanliness. And I guess no one could ever find out either,I'd be cast out of all social circles.

>> No.16746249

>>16745092
id eat a person. thought a lot about how id prepare it

>> No.16746266

I really have no ethical conflict with eating human meat. I would only like to be sure it wouldnt make me sick.

>> No.16747025

>>16745201
pussy. if it tastes good, why the fuck would it matter what it looks or if its discernible?

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>>16745424
thank you for your question
i do indeed carry a so called cell phone

>> No.16748547

>>16748535
You're not stallman then!
GTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67KtxG_0DVo

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>>16748547
i appreciate you waiting several hours for my response

>> No.16748564

>>16745092
UMA DELICIA

>> No.16748625

>>16748560
I think you know my morning routine!

>> No.16748654

>>16745092
I'd so eat a person if given a chance. If SHTF and food is looking scarce, I'm so eating you.

>> No.16748867

id eat human, but i just wouldnt go through the hassle because its illegal