/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16744844]

>Mom has filled her dish on the table in the living room with candy corn

It's that time of year, candy corn bro's.

[Anonymous No.16744858]

>>16744844
How do you stomach eating more than a handful of Candy Corn? I love that stuff but god if it doesn't make my stomach churn and teeth hurt from how sweet it is.

[Anonymous No.16744862]

*Stands in your path*

[Anonymous No.16744868]

>>16744844
press W if you stuck two of these over your canine teeth like fangs and pretended to be a vampire

[Anonymous No.16744869]

>>16744862
ahem

[Anonymous No.16744870]

>>16744844
For me it's the yellow part first.

[Anonymous No.16744872]

>>16744844
I like the candy corn shaped like pumpkins

[Anonymous No.16744877]

>>16744844
Candy Corn? Thank you mommy dearest.

[Anonymous No.16744882]

I've never bad candy corn. Is it hard or soft?

[Anonymous No.16744885]

>>16744872
Too Sweet
>>16744869
>>16744862
Oh No No No

[Anonymous No.16744886]

>>16744882
had*

[Anonymous No.16744891]

>holy shit it’s real

[Anonymous No.16744895]

>>16744886
Soft, but not too soft. Hard to describe what biting into it feels like.

[Anonymous No.16744900]

im slowly getting back into candy corn
I got norovirus after eating a few years ago and couldn't stomach it for a while

[Anonymous No.16744912]

>>16744891
>not cropping out your nasty ass toes in a picture of Deliciously Sweet Candy Corns

[Anonymous No.16744920]

>>16744891
Post more toes

[Anonymous No.16744923]

>>16744882
Impossible to describe properly, best i can do is sort of a medium-soft wax

[Anonymous No.16744926]

>>16744844
I unabashedly and unapologetically love candy corn

[Anonymous No.16744928]

Anyone know of the video where a woman is getting fucked while eating out of a bowl of candy corn? It's pretty funny, the dude even cums on the candy corn and the girl eats some of it haha

[Anonymous No.16744930]

I ate a whole bag of that once and it made me shit my guts out.

[Anonymous No.16744932]

It's candy corns, not candy corn.

[Anonymous No.16744934]

Candy corn is based also the little pumpkins, kinda like the little pumpkins more because they are cuter. I feel like "le candy corn bad meme" is the most npc opinion anyone can have just because it's parroted so much.

[Anonymous No.16744965]

>>16744934
It is literally the last candy I'd ever choose though

[Anonymous No.16744967]

>>16744928
Your mom’s wedding video.

[Anonymous No.16744991]

>>16744965
That's fine.

[Anonymous No.16745668]

Candy corn and circus peanuts are my favorites.

[Anonymous No.16745718]

>>16744868
W

[Anonymous No.16745723]

>>16744895
>The trannies have even taken over candy corn
They all must die, 50% isn't enough.

[Anonymous No.16745832]

>>16744868
W

[Anonymous No.16745845]

>>16744891
>doiley
>ye olde fashioned table
>Picture frame with Uncle Herbert and Janice
>Candy in a bowl
Yep. This is a moms house.

[Anonymous No.16745852]

>>16744844
I wanna put my hands in your mom's candy dish

[Anonymous No.16745857]

>>16744882
What that other anon said. It's hard and waxy on the outside, but soft and marshmallow-y when you bite into it. It's quite pleasant.

[Anonymous No.16745862]

>>16745845
Why are moms so comfy bros

[Anonymous No.16745865]

>>16744844
Utter garbage candy

[Anonymous No.16745866]

>>16744965
Milk Duds and Mike & Ikes are the last candy I'd ever choose, but they're both still enjoyable. People who complain about candy are picky fags

[Anonymous No.16746414]

>>16744844
It’s a Halloween candy because it’s so unpalatable that it’s terrifying.

[Anonymous No.16746450]

>>16744868
vv

[Anonymous No.16746475]

[Anonymous No.16746488]

I like candy corn people who dont like candy corn are bad people

[Anonymous No.16746547]

>>16746488
I agree
Dubs confirm

[Anonymous No.16746673]

A new challenger appears

[Anonymous No.16746871]

>>16744932
It’s candy corn. Look at a package.

[Anonymous No.16746880]

>>16746475

>Necco wafers are better than 3 musketeers and almond joy

[Anonymous No.16746893]

>>16746880
Always liked necco wafers. They may be boomer candy and a bit medical but somehow they have an appeal. Always thought 3 Musketeers were disgusting and the almonds in Almond Joy are clearly cheap and don't even blend well with the chocolate.

[Anonymous No.16746914]

>>16744891
ahhhh look at this nigga toes ahhhh nigga

[Anonymous No.16746916]

>>16744844
I will never understand how anyone can hate these

[Anonymous No.16746933]

>>16746475
>blow pops f-tier
I'll fight you and shove blowies up your ass faggot fuck you

[Anonymous No.16747098]

>>16745723
rent-free. that's literally patriotic candy corn

[Anonymous No.16747102]

>>16745866
milk duds are good

[Anonymous No.16747178]

>>16744844
What about the bugs and dirt flying around?

[Anonymous No.16747204]

What if you actually candied corn? It's pretty sweet already, and good to eat on its own.

[Anonymous No.16747205]

>>16746475
>F
Fucking bullshit. First off, hating circus peanuts is a meme. If you have ever said it tastes like bubble gum you already lost your sweet tooth credibility. The Caramel Apple pops are much better than even the best of dumdums (Blue raz, cream soda, lemonade, etc. ESPECIALLY their green apple.) The caramel is very mature. Tastefully sweet and with a light touch of saltyness. The green apple flavor however is very artificial tasting, but not in a bad way. It is just a play on the green apple's flavor in a way only candy could describe. Candy corn should only be eaten on holidays. If you eat it any time of the year then you will automatically surpass your yearly threshold and obtain the luke warm take of it being an "F." Everything else is fine
>D
3 Musketeers serves a purpose and it does it well. No bullshit. Chocolate shell and sweet ass nougat. Milk duds are not as they used to be. The chocolate was so milky sweet and would just melt in your mouth, so with that considered it should be moved up. Jawbreaks filtered kids with ADHD. How many of you dumbasses put your jawbreaker under water so it would shrink and fit better in your mouth? Laffy taffy is hit or miss. It's banana flavor is god tier banana candy and could easily be in A or B. If you are too retarded to know how to open these properly without the candy getting stuck to the wrapper then I could understand why you would put it in D. Almond joys are great and at an ordinary store you aren't going to find any good substitutes. The thing is that who really wants to eat coconut and almonds more than a few times? I used to love getting them for halloween, but never went out of my way to get it. I agree with the rest. Wtf are those strawberry things called? I used to only get them from mexican families. I would agree with the m&ms but the peanuts are way more superior than the regular so they should be switched.

1/?

[Anonymous No.16747211]

>>16746475
>C
I agree with most of these as they are all middle ground candy. Snickers is disgusting to me though. Just another candy bar with way too much in it. It's a chore and battle to get through each bite. I'm surprised to see sixlets here. I don't mind them but they are very cheap and are just chocolate "flavored." Kitkat is one of the most bland chocolate bars next to twix (we'll get to that.) The wax bottles only deserve to be here out of novelty (I found some really good sour ones once though.)
>B
Some really good candidates next to shitty ones. Welch's fruit snacks? What's the obsession. I remember them being that cheap greasy and overly gelatinous kind of fruit snack. There were much better choices. Skittles I'd knock down to C honestly (unless they were sour.) Their flavors are not vibrant enough and if you eat a handful it just tastes like nasty sugary sand in the end. Unlike the Mike and Ike's however, where every handful tastes unique and delicious. Seriously, get the mega mix and go wild. Every flavor matches and it is great. I'm not giving twix any of my attention other than to say the cookie is like eating hardened dirt held together by some kind of low quality carmel topping. Dumdums are low tier lolipops held up somewhat by their lucky flavors that happened to be good. Milky way suffers the same fate as snickers. Just way too much. Pop Rocks and Fundip is again, saved by novelty. Do I need to explain the delight of getting the last piece of a butterfinger out of your tooth?

[Anonymous No.16747213]

>>16746475
>A
Dots. Based. You must have the jaw of a chad if anything. Whoppers. Wtf. Really. Wtf. The chocolate is so cheap. The malt ball gives such an unappealing feeling in the back of your throat. You want me to suffer through a box of that? Switch it with milk duds. Pixie sticks should be switched with fundip if either are going to be here. The flavors are just more vibrant and extreme. Smarties? Kinda based but they are pretty one note and they are so small that it will take many packs to satisfy. The texture gets kind of old after a while anyway. Crunch bars always taste stale. I will send them down to F. Bottom of the halloween bag every year. I don't want to repeat myself too much about 100grand.
>S
post hand

[Anonymous No.16747221]

>>16744868
Wumbo :)

[Anonymous No.16747268]

>>16747205
>circus peanuts
Shitty marshmallows, as if regular marshmallows aren't bad enough
>Caramel Apple pops
Fake apple is almost always a disgusting flavor, and the pops have annoying edges that makes them bad to suck on, and can't be chomped because of their gummyness
>Laffy taffy is hit or miss. It's banana flavor is god tier banana candy
I'll give you this
>Almond joys are great
>who really wants to eat coconut and almonds more than a few times
My point exactly
>Skittles I'd knock down to C honestly
I half-agree but in the context of Halloween candy, Skittles bags seem to last longer usually
>Dumdums are low tier lolipops
Easily the best of the common brands
>The malt ball
I have the throat of a chad as well, thank you. Also, Whoppers also usually come in very large portions; getting a Whoppers box is usually worth the next ten houses' gains.
>Smarties? Kinda based but they are pretty one note and they are so small
The most flavor-dense candies around unless they diluted them, each color is very distinctly a different flavor, and the way they turn your saliva into red bull is delicious
>S

[Anonymous No.16747286]

>>16746475
For me, it's mini Reese's to balance out the peanut butter mixture. However Mike and Ike are my favorite candy of all time.
I recommend you try Peanut Chews since I don't see it in your list.

[Anonymous No.16747300]

>>16747098
Look, I already have to deal with trannies constantly. It's not rent free if I barely get any off time from them, of course I'm going to be a little on edge about them.

[Anonymous No.16747314]

>>16746475
>smarties, pixie stix, and fucking dumdums that high
>airheads, lemonheads, snickers, jolly ranchers, krackels, peanut M&Ms, laffy taffy, ring pop, and the best motherfucking strawberry sweets ever invented that low
>Sour Patch didn't even make A tier
>Crunch not in S tier
>candy corn, tootsie rolls, and gummy patties in F tier
Kill yourself immediately.

[Anonymous No.16747912]

>>16745845
One day this will all be yours
Thanks mum

[Anonymous No.16747915]

>>16747098
>that's literally patriotic candy corn
Stop and think.

[Anonymous No.16747926]

>>16746475
Its shocking how if this was health food it would get no where near the same reaction from American posters.
The yanks truly have a fucked diet to keep them weak and submissive

[Anonymous No.16747934]

>>16747205
>>16747211
>>16747213
>>16747268
Case in point
>>16747926

[Anonymous No.16747937]

>>16744844
I prefer Candy Pumpkins

[Anonymous No.16747948]

>>16746475
candy corn in F but dots in A gtfo out of here uncultured swine

[Anonymous No.16749072]

>>16745723
im pretty sure the percentage is trnding towards 100% as they all eventually realize they have completely fucked their bodies beyond repair or recourse
the problem is they are mass produced in the public education system

[Anonymous No.16749121]

>>16744858
You shouldn't eat more than a handful of candy

[Anonymous No.16749179]

>>16744965
>last candy I'd ever choose
You must have shit taste. Candy corns are miles better than a lot of other candies. For example flying saucers.

[Anonymous No.16750527]

Comfy

[Anonymous No.16750548]

>>16749179
Wtf are these?? Is this a euro candy?

[Anonymous No.16750621]

>>16745845
Moms used to be hip and with it, then they changed what 'it' was, now what they're with isn't it, and what's it is weird and scary to them.
AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU, TOO!!

[Anonymous No.16750677]

>>16750548
No, zoomer, it's from America but is largely no longer sold for many years now. They are absolute garbage.

[Anonymous No.16750693]

>>16746475
Gummy burgers aren't that great but everyone wants to try them at least once. It's fun to eat a couple where you can take a few and peel the toppings apart, others where you eat it like a burger, etc. You forgot how to be a kid, dumbshit.

[Anonymous No.16750704]

I remember being an "despite know it isn't cool, I kind of like candy corn" kid but I can't remember what it tastes like now. What is the main component of that kind of waxy candy?

[Anonymous No.16750902]

>>16744844
I look forward to my yearly handful before I’ve had enough of them to not want any for another year

[Anonymous No.16750933]

>>16749179
I'm (me) and fuck I forgot about those things. I got some sour ones from a candy store once. It was repulsive. Like a Styrofoam container you eat to get to the candy part.

[Anonymous No.16750951]

>>16744844
Is candy corn soft and chewy or rock hard?

[Anonymous No.16750958]

>>16747926
Obsessed. If only yuropoors could think about anything other than Americans.

[Anonymous No.16750974]

>>16750951
Soft and not chewy unless it's rock hard because it's old.

[Anonymous No.16751182]

>gmo corn with increased sugar is now not enough, they are making literal candy corn
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.16751206]

The ones made of honey and glycerin taste better than the ones made of gelatin. The more you know and knowledge is power.

[Anonymous No.16751536]

>>16749179
My brother almost choked on one of these lel

[Anonymous No.16751965]

Post em!

https://tiermaker.com/create/favorite-halloween-candy-188118

[Anonymous No.16752177]

>>16751965
:)

[Anonymous No.16752229]

Love me some candy corn.
The novelty flavors can fuck right off though.

[Anonymous No.16752253]

>>16751965
t. former fat kid

[Anonymous No.16752665]

I used to rot my teeth for this shit until I had to get several removed in my early 20s. This is my story.

[Anonymous No.16753005]

>>16750677
Not the guy you're replying to however this is the first time I've seen these as well. Are they regional in the US? Grew up in Southern California 40 years, never seen these before.

[Anonymous No.16753011]

>>16747926