/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16735541]

Why cant apu cook?

[Anonymous No.16735549]

>>16735541
Apu you need a PAN! And what're you doing with that mallet,you can't flip a steak with a mallet! Silly boy.

[Anonymous No.16735779]

>>16735549
He's doing his best

[Anonymous No.16735797]

>>16735541
he didnt get the covid vaccine

[Anonymous No.16735811]

>>16735541
He appears to be doing an okay job. Don't be so hard on the little guy.

[Anonymous No.16735819]

>>16735549

[Anonymous No.16735825]

hlep

[Anonymous No.16735968]

>>16735825
is he ok?

[Anonymous No.16736018]

>>16735968
he’s just a little steamed

[Anonymous No.16736048]

apu a cute

[Anonymous No.16736061]

>>16735819
Apu, no! The pan goes under the meat!

[Anonymous No.16736090]

>>16735541
Apu, you are supposed to hammer the meat before you cook it

[Anonymous No.16736092]

>>16736061

[Anonymous No.16736099]

>>16735968
he will be baked soon, alhamdullilah

[Anonymous No.16736106]

>>16736092
Your pan is upside down. Also you need a pan for both steaks.

[Anonymous No.16736128]

>>16736106

[Anonymous No.16736139]

apu is cute and i want him to succeed

[Anonymous No.16736140]

>>16736099
what was the origin of that meme.

[Anonymous No.16736147]

>>16736128
lookin good, apu!

[Anonymous No.16736163]

>>16736139
I saw apu at a grocery store in Toontown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.16736171]

>>16736147
thamk you

[Anonymous No.16736186]

>>16736171
Happy end.

[Anonymous No.16736209]

>>16736171
Apu, you don't have any vegetables or sides! You need to cook up a full meal. Start with green beans and sliced carrots, that goes well with steak.

[Anonymous No.16736215]

thingken bout those food

[Anonymous No.16736223]

APU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[Anonymous No.16736240]

>>16736209

[Anonymous No.16736248]

>>16736240
you forgot to peel your broccoli

[Anonymous No.16736252]

Nice thread fren.

[Anonymous No.16736259]

>>16736252
Oops wrong picture.

[Anonymous No.16736260]

Apu is geting a bt fansea

[Anonymous No.16736268]

>>16736223
Apu, no! It will become your problem when they take your deposit!

[Anonymous No.16736295]

>>16736209
gream beam

[Anonymous No.16736333]

>>16736295
Very good, Apu! Maybe you want some bread or a starch as a final compliment to your meal? Carefully watch your beans and carrots though!