ITT: absolute bottom of the barrel tier chain restaurants

[Anonymous No.16732514]

[Anonymous No.16732520]

Cracker barrel

[Anonymous No.16732521]

[Anonymous No.16732543]

Let's get the easy ones out of the way first.

[Anonymous No.16732554]

>>16732514
Mazzio's

[Anonymous No.16732560]

>>16732520
t. Nog

[Anonymous No.16732561]

>>16732543
>>16732521
You're just wrong.

[Anonymous No.16732565]

>>16732561
Sure thing Mr. Goldberg.

[Anonymous No.16732571]

>>16732560
I am Jewish actually

[Anonymous No.16732572]

>>16732521
I love how Five Guys plasters their walls with positive reviews to trick you into thinking they can make a halfway decent burger but when you take a closer look they're all from little rinkydink town papers like the Dekalb Gazette or some shit

[Anonymous No.16732575]

>>16732514
>chain "restaurants"
all bottom of the barrel

[Anonymous No.16732577]

>>16732571
Sure thing Mr. Goldberg.

[Anonymous No.16732606]

5 guys, subway, Burger King, jack in the box, and chipotle.

[Anonymous No.16732619]

I'm sure if you were in New Yock in 1916 these dogs were a nice treat on Coney Island, buttfuck these are just bland, forgettable, salty hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.16732680]

>>16732619
Tourist trap

[Anonymous No.16732808]

How has no one said Long John Silvers yet

[Anonymous No.16732831]

>>16732514
there is a place in my heart for cheap clam chowder due to childhood memories of skippers. Shame they only exist in like WA or ID now

[Anonymous No.16732836]

>>16732521
objectively correct.

here's my second choice

[Anonymous No.16732841]

>>16732543
Little Caesar's is objectively on a lower tier than Pizza Hut

[Anonymous No.16732847]

>>16732841
Little Caesar's > Pizza hut > Domino's
don't care to rate any others

[Anonymous No.16732854]

>>16732514

[Anonymous No.16733441]

>>16732514
They were better than Long John Silvers at least.

[Anonymous No.16733458]

>>16732854
as a burger, i've honestly haven't seen a franchise. apparently, they're a thing in Japan

[Anonymous No.16733477]

>>16733458
There used to be one nearby my home in Vegas but it got replaced by a KFC. They seem to be dying off.

[Anonymous No.16733505]

>>16733477
I remember in a nearby town here in Tx there was a KFC, A&W combo building. Only ate there like once probably 16 years ago so can't recall quality of food

[Anonymous No.16733590]

>>16733477
There's one still in Boulder City, Vegas anon.

[Anonymous No.16733599]

Applebee’s. Never eat at a restaurant that doesn’t even smell like food.

[Anonymous No.16733603]

>>16733458
>>16733477
>>16733505
ive only ever seen them as an AW/kfc combo place

i remember liking it tho, plus you get frosted mugs if you eat inside

[Anonymous No.16734406]

>>16733603
I work there its cool

[Anonymous No.16734496]

>>16732836
did subway used to be good?
had some recently and it was garbage tier.
would rather go to the supermarket and make my own, cheaper and better sandwich.

[Anonymous No.16734515]

>>16732543
>Chipotlé is a bottom-tier restaurant

[Anonymous No.16734857]

>>16732514
>K ids ro om pen

[Anonymous No.16734889]

>>16732514
I remember this shit being horrifying in the States when I lived there years ago.

[Anonymous No.16734912]

picrel. Inconsistent across the country because regional costs dictate what can be sold at any particular store.

[Anonymous No.16734953]

>>16732521
Based

>>16732561
Cali shitskins SEETHING

[Anonymous No.16735040]

you will get covid eating here

[Anonymous No.16735209]

>>16732514
>"ok guys so what if"
>"hear me out"
>"what if we took the really bland sandwiches from the Starbucks cafe"
>"what if we made that the entire restaurant"

[Anonymous No.16735251]

i'll be that guy

[Anonymous No.16735274]

>>16732521
fag
>>16732543
fag
>>16732619
fag
>>16735209
fag
>>16735251
fag

You will post this then salivate at the chance to shove their shit down your throat. dont pretend it isnt delicious.

[Anonymous No.16735277]

>>16734496
the "bread" they used is not even classifiable as such here in Europe.

ive never understood why someone would buy that shit, and its overpriced even for that.

[Anonymous No.16735280]

>>16735274
fat fag

[Anonymous No.16735283]

>>16734515
I never understood why people rave about Chipotle. If you have the option of that or a Qdoba, Qdoba is a far superior choice. Chicken actually has flavor and the guac and queso are included in the basic price rather than the outrageous mark-ups that chipotle imposes.

[Anonymous No.16735284]

>>16735277
Shut the fuck up, retard.

[Anonymous No.16735294]

>>16735283
I live in a city with well over 2.5 million in the metro area. We have 3 qdobas. Qdoba has 700 locations, chipotle is clocking in at over 2000 -- so most people don't have the choice.

Essentially anywhere with a burrito is better than chipotle because they have to be or they'd get crushed.

[Anonymous No.16735298]

[Anonymous No.16735302]

>>16735283
Qdoba didn't do very well in houston...the fattest city in USA. tells you how shitty Qdoba really is.

[Anonymous No.16735303]

>>16735277
It used to be baked in the store back in the day, but it's just far cheaper to bake them centrally now, freeze them, and ship them to stores where they warm them. Quality wise, it's actually better because you don't have stoners burning shit. Is it good? No.

People get Subway because it's fucking everywhere. There are 22k Subway's in the US alone.

[Anonymous No.16735306]

Complete shit since Dave died

[Anonymous No.16735307]

>>16732854
A&W used to be really good back in the day

[Anonymous No.16735309]

>>16732543
i hate subway with every bone in my body

[Anonymous No.16735314]

>>16735307
A&W was really good up until about 10 years ago or so then they cheapened the sandwiches. I used to love their burgers so much.

[Anonymous No.16735316]

>>16734496
I literally got back from a deployment to Jordan a couple years ago where the food was extremely bland stuff like chicken and rice (with Fridays featuring well-done steaks) and I went to a subway for convenience, ate half a sandwich, then threw it away and vowed never to go to one again. The absolute worst sandwich you could get anywhere.

[Anonymous No.16735320]

>>16735302
Fat people being a good judge of food quality is not a thing

[Anonymous No.16735321]

[Anonymous No.16735326]

Does Ponderosa count?

[Anonymous No.16735334]

[Anonymous No.16735344]

>>16735303
they also used to cut little triangles out of the top instead of cutting the bread in half. those were the days

[Anonymous No.16735347]

On a somewhat related topic, what are the best/most underrated sit-down (not fast food) restaurant chains? I am in a hotel for a couple weeks for business in an area with very few local places and there's a Chilis within walking distance so decided to try it out with my last experience going to one being ~20 years ago and I was pleasantly surprised with the variety of the menu and the taste of the food.

[Anonymous No.16735368]

>>16734912
why is there the ghost of a nissan rogue

[Anonymous No.16735452]

>>16735320
you fat people always say that

[Anonymous No.16735477]

>>16732854
I actually find them to be one of the best

But only in CANADA

[Anonymous No.16735507]

Skyline chili

[Anonymous No.16735528]

>>16734496
Discerning Americans seem to have a burning hatred for it. I'm in Canada and Subway's not great cuisine or anything, but I've never found it to be anywhere near as bad as Americans on the internet say. I would rate Burger King, Taco Bell, Tim Horton's, and Little Caesar's as being of lower quality than Subway.

>>16735477
Yeah they're still good, but it's a totally different restaurant in the US.

[Anonymous No.16735546]

>>16734912
Had anyone eve actually eaten here? I've never seen one with customers. Is it a money laundering thing?

[Anonymous No.16735551]

>>16735209
>you can get a breadbowl there
>French onion soup not bad
>broccoli cheddar soup not bad
>Greek salad not bad
Everything else on the menu is trash.

[Anonymous No.16735646]

torchy taco is nigger tier

[Anonymous No.16735653]

I just don't see the appeal and why so many people love it

[Anonymous No.16735885]

>>16735653
Olive garden was amazing. Bottemless salad and garlic bread. Yeeeee

[Anonymous No.16735901]

>>16734912
>nissan in drivethru materializing into reality
did the general manager manifest some sales?

[Anonymous No.16735940]

>>16734496
Subway used to be trendy, but the peak of its popularity had more to do with $5 foot longs than the quality of the sandwich. It was always the McDonald's of sub sandwiches: "good enough" for a decent price. Now that the $5 promotion has long ended it's cool to hate it. Especially yuropoors who are obsessed with Ireland finding that the bread has too much added sugar to avoid VAT which they have twisted into LMAO NOT REAL BREAD.

[Anonymous No.16735944]

>>16735546
I tried them at a KFC/LJS once and it was basically Van de Kamp's fish filets fried way too long so they were overly greasy. Just buy some VdK's and make them at home.
>>16735653
Haven't had them in a while but the zuppa toscana was great and the alfredo and breadsticks were perfectly competent.

[Anonymous No.16735964]

>>16735306
Agreed :(

[Anonymous No.16735971]

>>16735944
Hmm, are those decent? I don't buy any non-fresh seafood

[Anonymous No.16735978]

>>16735347
That place only tastes good because the sodium count and sugar they add to anything

[Anonymous No.16735979]

>>16732543
Faggot

[Anonymous No.16735981]

>>16735979
Fat faggot.

[Anonymous No.16735994]

>>16735971
For something you can throw in the oven yeah. It's as good as the fried fish you get from any restaurant that isn't battering/breading their own in-house.

[Anonymous No.16736021]

>>16735994
Thanks for the tip. Maybe I'll try em. It's been hell living inland for the past two years

[Anonymous No.16736055]

>>16735306
Yeah man. Their patties have really increased their 'fill' material and less meat. They taste strange.

[Mr.A No.16736086]

>>16732521
I agree
I went there and thought to myself
>this tastes like Wendy's yet is triple the price....

Does anyone else feel this way?
To me it tastes like a Dave's double.

[Mr.A No.16736093]

>>16732841
>Little Caesar's is objectively on a lower tier than Pizza Hut
IDK about that senpai

[Anonymous No.16736112]

>>16732836
Subway is the best smelling bad food there is. I never enjoy it, but god damn does walking by one always make me want to check if they've gotten better.

[Anonymous No.16736120]

>>16734953
Why would anyone in “Cali” seethe about shitting on Five Guys? They’re from Virginia. Most prominent in the southeast. While they have stores in California, nobody here gives a shit about them.

[Anonymous No.16736122]

>>16735251
So many worse options to pick from in CA alone. In-N-Out may be overrated, but it’s hardly shit tier anything.

[Anonymous No.16736134]

>>16736086
Honestly, I go to Five Guys for the cajun fries. Their burgers are good but not worth the price premium.

[Anonymous No.16736137]

>>16736086
Disagree. 5 guys doesn’t season their patties while Wendy’s does. It’s very noticeable if you get a burger without toppings.

[Anonymous No.16736502]

Five Guys tastes like your own first attempt at making a burger at home with basic 80/20 ground beef, slapped on a stove with no oil or seasonings, cooked to a flavorless homogeneous tannish-brown. It's just nothing's really there unless you slather it with toppings.

[Anonymous No.16736514]

>>16735646
go back to cali Joe

[Anonymous No.16736515]

>>16735653
its just what midwest and white trash people think italian food is.

[Anonymous No.16737074]

>>16732847
>>16732841
> Dominos
yeah uhhh...
their Sauce tastes like its full of ground up fucking SALAMI
Used to be dominos was okay but man you must not have eaten there in the last 10 years...

Ill easily take Little Caesars over Domino's
Hell ill take Godfathers over Dominos...

[Anonymous No.16737082]

>>16735551
>>16735209
QUICHE
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[Anonymous No.16737119]

>>16737074
I was going to mention Dominos as well, but I hadn't had them since 2000 and I heard that their quality improved some time in the 2010s.

[Anonymous No.16737137]

>>16736515
In the late 80's they actually made the pasta in house and this was amazing to a lot of people who thought it was some sort of witchcraft to do so. While you can get fresh pasta in your grocery store now, most people had never seen such a thing and pasta was just some hard crap you boiled the shit out of. The had a rise for a reason, they just blew it fantastically.

[Anonymous No.16737172]

>>16736112
subway smells like puke, wtf are you on about

[Anonymous No.16737182]

>>16737119
All big pizza chains are flop. Not only do they become slaves to shareholders, but they have some of the most difficult logistics on top of that once they reach a certain scale. The economics of competing in this day and age of DoorDash and Uber Eats is also eating into them hard. Pizza places used to have hard delivery boundaries and now they can't anymore -- it was about the only thing most of america could get delivered just a few years ago.

Domino's basically looked back a few years ago and said "How can we re-adjust our internal and external supply chains to compete and offer better quality", and in some places they have succeeded, but this is in mostly uniform, population dense areas where they can prep everything centrally to offer more consistency at a better price point. Then these regional prep places also have to account for supply chain problems like the price of things differing in some regions than others. In some places it's actually not that bad, but in others it's pretty awful and then they also have to deal with people on the internet offering their opinions.

[Anonymous No.16737189]

>>16732619
No actually. Nathan's hot dogs have a great bite and their fries are good. I like them more than the ones you buy at streetcarts.

[Anonymous No.16737196]

Where's Steak N' Shake? AKA My Bankrupt Rally's Ripoff?

[Anonymous No.16737224]

>>16735209
Panera wagie here. Allow me to offer a bit of insight.

All of our customers are either A) old people or B) white women, with only occasional smatterings of everyone else. The issue is that, while we have had and do have some quality items on the menu, our clientele do not like these items and do not order them, meaning that corporate eventually quietly cycles them out.

It also does not help that Panera wants to have its cake and eat it too-- salads and sandwiches are made to order, but they're made by mouthbreathing apathetic fast food workers, meaning they always do sloppy work if not completely fuck up their tickets. Similarly, we do use fresh produce and sous vide meats, but the quality control is awful because Panera uses the cheapest distributors possible.

For these reasons, corporate is continuously attempting to "streamline and simplify" the menu, which means that any item with unique ingredients-- i.e. any item that tastes different from the others on the menu-- gets phased out. The Turkey Apple Cheddar Sandwich, the Steak & Arugula Sandwich, the Spicy Thai Chicken Salad, the Modern Greek Quinoa Salad, all decent dishes that got phased and replaced due to having unique ingredients and/or because our customers only want an avocado BLT, Grilled Cheese, Caesar Salad or Mac n' Cheese.

Pic related, our new Mac n' Cheese sandwich, made entirely from ingredients we already had. It's very popular.


tl;dr: Panera has some high-quality stuff but hires cheap staff and our customers don't like flavor so we usually just keep the bland garbage that sells.

[Anonymous No.16737242]

>>16734912

[Anonymous No.16737314]

>>16737224
Pretty much the only decent thing there is the bread.

[Anonymous No.16737957]

>>16735653
I like the soup
>>16735321
Wrong
>>16735209
Panera is garbage, agreed
>>16734912
I've only been to 2 of these locations and both were great. Cheap fish and hush puppies, please and thank you

[Anonymous No.16738024]

>>16737242
this has never been used unironically has it

[Anonymous No.16738026]

>>16737189
well I unagree but I can agree to unagree

i'm just spoilt because I have pic related in my town :d

[Anonymous No.16738045]

>>16732521
Have a (You)

[Anonymous No.16738054]

>>16735546
I think they only exist because of Lent

[Anonymous No.16738057]

>>16732521
Oof this hurt

[Anonymous No.16738098]

>>16732619
i like this nathans cause they have frog legs

[Anonymous No.16738108]

>>16738098
but anon that's not good

[Anonymous No.16738122]

>>16738108
it has the texture of fried sashimi and the flavor of chicken breast meat

[Anonymous No.16738211]

>>16732841
True unless they have their pretzel crust buff activated, then they become thr king of fast food

[Anonymous No.16738223]

>>16735040
If covid is the only thing you get, consider yourself lucky.

[Anonymous No.16738228]

>>16735321
I like Del Taco because it reminds me of early 90's Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.16738277]

>>16735306
>he believes '"dave"' actually existed as something other than a marketing construct

[Anonymous No.16738298]

>>16735283
Chipotle was better when everything was "made fresh" unfortunately that means trusting felons and teenagers to prepare it right which led to the giant food poisoning out real that ruined their brand for an entire decade and now everything is cooked until it's very dead centrally before being shipped out to the stores. And even back then I wasn't going to pay $13 for a god damn burrito it's gotta be even more than that now with hyper inflation

[Anonymous No.16738311]

>>16738277
Anime girl eating Borger*

[Anonymous No.16738768]

>>16737224

Overnight Baker for Panera this anon is 100% spot on.

The fact that the Mac n Cheese sandwich sells at all makes me despise every single customer who walks into this shithole.

RIP Turkey Apple Cheddar.

[Anonymous No.16738833]

>>16735653
I mean they actually make some of the sauces from scratch its bad wrap mostly comes overcooked pasta and their breadsticks.

I have had way worse italian in New York then Olive Garden.

[Anonymous No.16738848]

>>16738768
Another overnight baker here. I think all the baked goods range from mediocre to great. Dough gets shipped in and baked on site for most the breads. I've never met anyone complain when I would bring baguettes from work with me anywhere. Better then 99% of the baguettes in the US just due to the lack of real bakeries anywhere I would imagine.

[Anonymous No.16738864]

There seems to be a shitload of worthless struggling restaurant chains in America. Probably fuckers who think they're gonna live the American dream franchising imitable food with a brand they want to make recognisable. They're missing the point. You're supposed to have the opportunity to make an actually good idea work, not to exploit cattle-like consumerists as a shortcut to obscene wealth.

[Anonymous No.16738870]

No anon mentioned this shit hole yet, sbarro, it's only left in times square and airports, aka tourist traps.
Go into one and your sure to find slick shit that's been under a heat lamp for hours.
Enter at your own peril.

[Anonymous No.16738886]

>>16738870
... just look at that old man on the lower left, even he knows that sbarros sucks and is a lost cause.

[Anonymous No.16738902]

>>16738848
So great that you don't mention the company that you work for? You're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.16739446]

>>16732514
Skippers was great 30 years ago though. Peak white food.

[Anonymous No.16739451]

>>16737224
>>16735209
I will never forgive panera for getting rid of the sesame semolina loaf of bread. It was literally my favorite kind of bread on the planet. it was perfect bros...

[Anonymous No.16739458]

>>16738870
it's ok if you get a full pizza, and not if it's a location in a mall but actually its own building

[Anonymous No.16739490]

>>16735546
Old people love it. Every time I've eaten at LJS, it was because an old person wanted us to go there. Guess it used to be a much more popular restaurant and now they're gliding along with their aging clientele. Based on what other people have posted, it sounds like once the old person level in an area drops below a certain level, they convert the LJS into a KFC.

[Anonymous No.16739621]

>>16735326
Those still exist? I haven't seen one in decades.

[Anonymous No.16739638]

>>16739621
Corona killed the only two holdouts in my area. Their breakfast buffet was fucking top notch.

[Anonymous No.16739672]

>>16734912
The fish there is edible but not great. It's slightly above frozen food aisle at Walmart level of quality. Honestly the company could probably make serious bank just selling their fish planks, shrimp and hush puppies in the supermarket frozen food aisle.

[Anonymous No.16739739]

>>16738277
He did, and his family did too, they all live in the city I live in and they're some weirdos for sure. After he died a big change did happen, that's when they sold to the company that owns arby's and a bunch of things did change, mostly them divesting of a lot of the restaurants they own.

[Anonymous No.16739754]

>>16737224
Yeah it used to be good circa just a couple years ago but exactly as you said, it feels like the good shit just keeps getting replaced out. And not like how Taco Bell does it where the new items are usually good too. It's apparent how dumb their menu is becoming and who their market is.
Out of curiosity, my wife and I ordered some lunch from there and I tried out "broccoli mac n cheese bowl". Wasn't really surprised to see it was just their broccoli and cheddar soup with macaroni pasta thrown in.

Oh well, not much will be missed.

[Anonymous No.16739773]

>>16732619
God, that fucking shithole. The line is always an hour long too. What the fuck is the point?

[Anonymous No.16739790]

>>16732836
Subway is not very good, but 5 bucks for a foot long sandwich isn't too bad. It's like the Little Caesar's of sandwiches; not good by any objective measure but for $5 it'll fill you up in a pinch.

[Anonymous No.16740052]

>>16733458
went to one that was combo'd with a long john silvers in virginia, and they had a regular soda machine and then a tap stuffed into a themed A&W barrel that you could fill your frosty mugs up in. Both were pretty good at the time but this was pre 2008

[Anonymous No.16740070]

>>16736122
This. It's incredibly overrated and I say this as someone who still loves that shit. My personal favorite for the time, price, amount, and taste/quality for a fast food burger. But anyone who's even willing to wait more than 30 minutes for an order is a chump, those day-long lines on an opening day are absolutely retarded and no one should fucking bother with even a fraction of that wait for something like In N Out

[Anonymous No.16740105]

>>16738026
Based, I've been there, their chili dogs are awesome.

[Anonymous No.16740116]

>>16740052
Wtf I am Virgina and I have seen what I believe is that exact location.
I can't remember exactly where it was though, maybe in Charlottesville

[Anonymous No.16740124]

>>16740116
waynesboro

[Anonymous No.16740463]

>>16738026
>those white doors
>the pepsi sign
>old lady name

I've never been but this feels extremely familiar and I can confirm those places have the best food

[Anonymous No.16740586]

>>16738026
I may have driven by there once. It's always a treat to find old places like that when you travel. The chains just can't compete for value and comfiness.

[Anonymous No.16740595]

>>16732514
Do americans really call fast food franchises restaurants?

[Anonymous No.16740606]

>>16739638
Just googled them, looks like there are only three left in the US. Nearest one to me is a two day drive away.

[Anonymous No.16740636]

>>16740595
What the fuck else are we going to call them? You go in, order food and can sit down to eat if you like (depending on current koof tyranny), how is that not a restaurant?

[Anonymous No.16740763]

>>16734912
long johns actually has one of the best fast food chickens though. their chicken tenders are better than half the fried chicken Ive had even at normal places or peoples houses

[Anonymous No.16740771]

>>16739638
It killed the only one Ive seen in years that was by me too

[Anonymous No.16740778]

>>16735326
hey isn't that where the DC sniper killed people?

[Anonymous No.16740794]

>>16735283
Chipotle is basically the only healthy option for food out of any restaurants in America.

[Anonymous No.16740867]

>>16735646
fuck you double nigger

[Anonymous No.16741280]

>>16738768
>Overnight Baker for Panera
How is it for you? I'm considering becoming one if I lose my job because of vax mandates. Some people say it's a big scramble and you always get blamed for the day baker's slack, others say that if you have good timing you can get finished hours early and basically just hang-out/relax.

[Anonymous No.16741286]

>>16739790
their shit is like $12 now

[Anonymous No.16741301]

>>16735646
Bro I went there a few weeks ago for the first time and loved it what’s your reasoning

[Anonymous No.16741307]

[Anonymous No.16741316]

>>16740116
I used to live there in Glen Allen from Richmond from NY and one real funny thing is that 1/5 of an inch of snow would shut the place down, second, LJS near my hotel, it was likely the only food around, it wasn't bad but that bell, wtf? It was a hike to get some beer.
It's like "Get the fuck outta Dodge you pussy Virginians!"

[Anonymous No.16741321]

>>16740778
I think that was random shit off of a highway, or maybe that was another crazed weirdo.

[Anonymous No.16741322]

>>16737224
What? They killed the steak and arugula? That was the only reason I ever ate Panera, lol.

[Anonymous No.16741323]

>>16735040
eatin a crazy calzony right now
stay mad

[Anonymous No.16741327]

>>16741307
is that the same mr. sub from here in canada? because they make top tier subs that are better than subways

[Anonymous No.16741332]

>>16741307
>>16741327
Damn well looks better than subway and likely doesn't have the subway stench.

[Anonymous No.16741335]

>>16741327
I don’t think so hence the two B’s

[Anonymous No.16741345]

>>16741335
Bodacious Boobs?

[Anonymous No.16741363]

>>16741286
Oh fuck, seriously? Last time I was there they were $5. Fuck paying more than that, Subway is barely worth it at 5 bucks.

[Anonymous No.16741385]

>>16732521
bait

[Anonymous No.16741393]

>>16741327
>is that the same mr. sub from here in canada?
It's actually Mr. Stubby but they don't do a lot of business so they had to buy their sign on a layaway payment plan.

[Anonymous No.16741396]

>>16735646
Just had that in Memphis and thought it wasn't bad.

[Anonymous No.16741400]

>>16735477
Canadian A&W is ran by a different consortium with no connection to the American company, they just license the name.

[Anonymous No.16741404]

>>16734912

I used to love eating at the one in the town over when I was a kid.

>>16737242
:)
>>16738024
:(

I always rang the bell

[Anonymous No.16741407]

>>16741393
Mr Stubby met your sister last night if you what I mean...

[Anonymous No.16741413]

>>16741404
I used to like that with Red Lobster when it was a cool joint, now it's mr JJ rap B bullshit, only blacks go there.

[Anonymous No.16741414]

>>16741407
I do know what you mean, I hope you used your mouth and fingers to compensate

[Anonymous No.16741422]

>>16741414
That would be up to Mr Stubby, I was just a fly on the wall.

[Anonymous No.16741429]

>>16741422
did he at least do an adequate job?

[Anonymous No.16741436]

>>16741429
Oh yeah, but you might have a baby brother coming soon.

[Anonymous No.16741439]

>>16741429
here's where you lookup "shotgun wedding"

[Anonymous No.16741440]

>>16741436
oh dad, up to old tricks

[Anonymous No.16741448]

[Anonymous No.16741450]

>>16738864
The American Dream has been distorted and warped for over a century. It’s no longer about trying to make integrate into the American Experiment and make something of yourself without the social shackles of the old world, it’s now about trying to ruthlessly exploit the native population as much as possible with no regard for the local culture or society. Everyone thinks they’re entitled to the pie Americans baked with their own hands

[Anonymous No.16741451]

>>16735646
That's weird, that's the one I used to go to.

[Anonymous No.16741453]

>>16741413
This too is a sad reality of the times

[Anonymous No.16741455]

>>16741440
that ol buck's gonna want to name him Tyrone, if a girl then Tyroneesha

[Anonymous No.16741458]

>>16739490
If that ain’t a reflection of American society, I don’t know what is

[Anonymous No.16741471]

>>16741307
>>16741327
I prefer Ms. Domme

[Anonymous No.16741473]

>>16741455
even more cultural appropriation. I wonder how many people realize stuff like tyrone and tyrell and all those other 'black' names are actually scottish and irish names stolen from the scottish and irish slaves that lived and worked alongside the blacks during slavery times.

[Anonymous No.16741475]

>>16741471
hahaha, gtfo

[Anonymous No.16741479]

>>16741473
Silly anon, whites do not have a culture so there is nothing to steal!

[Anonymous No.16741480]

>>16741301
I’m this anon^

>>16741396
I also went to the Memphis one. In case you haven’t tried it, try the donut place across the street.

[Anonymous No.16741493]

>>16741473
That was "indentered servants" they were treated worse than slaves but becuase they were white it's not brought up in the so called media and folk that do labeled racist. Oh my nigger family this and that. That "roots" movie bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16741499]

>>16741480
I really liked Memphis so did my girlfriend, that was the first place I went to where we could drink openly and have some fun without hassle.

[Anonymous No.16741512]

>>16732854
You're a tasteless piece of fucking human garbage. Then again, I haven't eaten at one since 1998.

[Anonymous No.16741515]

>>16735653
Because they don't know how to cook.

>>16738833
No they fucking don't you sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.16741522]

how was this not the first post

[Anonymous No.16741528]

>>16741522
or this

[Anonymous No.16741529]

>>16741480
Good times on Beale St.

[Anonymous No.16741535]

>>16741522
>>16741528
That's bnbecause the fat fucks in this thread are in there on a Friday night.

[Anonymous No.16741556]

>>16741480
Went there as a birthday present to my girl at the time, she was an Elvis fan so brought her all the places. I did like it too, Beale St itself was pretty cool. off of Beale could get creepy.
I missed that duck hotel though, that would have been cool to check out. One of us should have thought of that, but the libations caught our minds.

[Anonymous No.16741625]

>>16741493
99% of propaganda about slavery is outright forgery. Even without addressing the fact the majority of slaveowners were Jews rather than white christians, just think about it logically:
Slaves were essentially farm equipment, no different than mules or oxen. For the same reason you wouldn’t just beat the shit out of and overwork your farm animals, you wouldn’t abuse your slaves. Because a weak half-dead slave makes for a terrible pack animal. Plantations were not in the business of just arbitrarily abusing negroes for the sake of it, they were in the business of growing crops and selling them. And for slaves to efficiently work crops to the level that you get the highest profits, you need slaves that are loyal and healthy enough to actually WORK.
Don’t forget, slaves outnumbered their slave masters 10:1 on average, in an era where most guns could only fire a single shot and then took 30 seconds to reload. It would’ve been effortless for a group of just 3 slaves to overthrow their master if they wanted to do it.
“Slaves for 300 years? Man, that sounds like a choice”

[Anonymous No.16741649]

>>16735477
I had a buddy who worked in a Canadian A&W/KFC combo. They'd combine the KFC gravy with the A&W fries to make an improvised poutine.

[Anonymous No.16741668]

Shoney's is apparently down to one location in Nashville.

[Anonymous No.16741953]

>>16735040
>that pile of fucking tickets
>nobody in the building
probably found out they were going to do that shift understaffed and quit. good.

[Anonymous No.16742071]

>>16737224
>mouthbreathing apathetic fast food workers
my takeaway from panera is that from the very limited, very short-lived experiences of going there (because the food absolutely fucking sucks and is way overpriced) is that this is the absolute best part of being in a panera. hearing their underpaid teenage workforce bicker and moan. they're typically fully employed with the world's shittiest people, all under 20 and ignorant teenage girls. recalling my first time ordering there (this isn't very interesting so feel free to not read this at all):
>get something off the menu and wait for order to be made standing in front of make line
>next person in line starts to order at register
>asks for some item on rye bread (or whatever bread it was, i don't give a fuck about your menu)
>cute young girl, likely no older than 17, ringing customer out, happily takes order down and takes the payment
>from the makeline i'm standing in front of: one of the three bitchy teenage girls making all the food shouts over (allow me to sub in a fake name) "Trisha, you *know* we don't have that bread."
>this cashier chick _actually_ starts crying, and HARD, pulling her apron into her face and walks through the flappy door into the back
i can't fathom what emotional abuse that was going on up until this point that actually warranted real tears in this situation instead of a "fuck you, i quit" but that situation made me not like the chain automatically and i've just not gone back to that location. visited some others when i was absolutely desperate for a quick eat, but i got shit soup that tasted like it came out of a frozen bag because it was, served in the stalest inedible bread ever. so that's it, fuck panera.

[Anonymous No.16742394]

>>16736515
>midwest
Try again retard, it was founded in Florida.

[Anonymous No.16742809]

>>16732543
>White Castle
Get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.16742813]

>>16742809
If I was in a White Castle I guarantee I'd do my best to.

[Anonymous No.16742831]

>>16732836
>>16734496
This hurts because it is kind of true, and yes in my opinion I think it used to be good. As a kid when I was out running errands or something with my mom, getting a quick lunch was always Subway. I have fond memories of sitting there and looking at the maps on the walls of the train system, eating what I thought at that time was a "deli sub". Probably the only reason that I can rationalize eating at Subway is if you are fueling up on the highway, it's attached to the gas station, and going anywhere else would be a significant detour when you just want to get back on the road.

[Anonymous No.16742865]

>>16734912
I've always liked long john but I love seafood

[Anonymous No.16742883]

>>16735653
It's for poor people that think they're eating somewhere fancy.

[Anonymous No.16742905]

>>16735546
Episode 741 of dead rabbit radio podcast looks into this conspiracy theory if you're interested

[Anonymous No.16742925]

>>16738026
Y’all got them frog dogs?

[Anonymous No.16742952]

>>16735368
Made me go back and look again. Stay fresh, anon

[Anonymous No.16742957]

>>16738833
>then

You ate at two different restuarants, back to back?

[Anonymous No.16742958]

>>16732514
you unearthed some DEEP fucking memories because we used to have one of these 15 years ago

[Anonymous No.16742970]

>>16742905
>conspiracy radio podcast
no thanks

[Anonymous No.16742999]

>>16742970
Money laundering is inherently conspiratorial in nature, the episode applies directly to what he was asking about.

[Anonymous No.16743005]

>>16737182
One of the biggest problems that affects quality of franchise places is that the franchise owns the supply of the food and forces the franchises to buy from only them. The vegetables at Subway are an example of this. A Subway franchisee cannot source their own tomatoes, for example, even though local sources may be cheaper and fresher. They must purchase them through Subway itself, who place a ridiculous markup on them, squeezing the profits out of the franchisees. A McDonalds franchisee averages an annual salary of around $35k-$40k per year, per store. That's if the owner works 40 hours per week as well. That's not a lot for the investment that they must make to buy into one in the first place, and very difficult to gain the profits to buy another. Subway franchisees make even less per store.

[Anonymous No.16743012]

>>16734912
One of these opened in Australia and didn't last long. For years the empty building was a landmark sight as you drove up Sunnyholt rd, but now it is gone and exists only in memory.

[Anonymous No.16743035]

>>16732514
I don't think anything can be worse than McDonalds

[Anonymous No.16743050]

>>16732514
Skippers had the best chicken sandwiches. If they were still around they'd dominate the chicken sandwich war.

[Anonymous No.16743121]

>>16740763
This.
Actually a pretty great place if you're craving tendies.
Mine was a combo LJS and A&W so I got the tendies with hush puppies and a root beer float.
Trash food but sometimes it just scratches the itch.

[Anonymous No.16743136]

>>16735306
I don't know why but my local wendys only hires blacks.
I don't mind because the chief nig lady that I assume is the manager actually runs a pretty tight ship and does a good job, it's just weird because my city is probably only 3-5% black and the area the store is in has even fewer so they are definitely hiring based on race which is probably illegal.

[Anonymous No.16743142]

>>16738833
They don't make shit from scratch in OG. I've been a cook there and its all boil in a bag. Even the noodles are cooked without salt, so as not to ruin the pots.

[Anonymous No.16743162]

>>16738870
My Uni has one of these. It is shit food for shitty days.

[Anonymous No.16743308]

>>16740606
Road Trip!

[Anonymous No.16743473]

I love amerikan fast food so much. Germany is shit for fast food

[Anonymous No.16743534]

L&L sucks. I am only saying this as a guy who lives in Hawaii and has a plethora of other options. If you want to try Hawaii style food and there is no where else close to you, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.16743869]

>>16741668
not true

[Anonymous No.16743894]

>>16741668
>>16743869
wtf
So why does everyone call Missouri the Shoney's State

[Anonymous No.16743900]

>>16743534
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[Anonymous No.16743905]

>>16743162
Worry not lad, better days will come.
Shakespearean days.

[Anonymous No.16743907]

>>16743900
Unless you've never seen someone with botox before, nothing.
If that's the case, it's botox.

[Anonymous No.16743911]

>>16743308
Eurotrash trip...

[Anonymous No.16743926]

>>16743907
It's absolutely horrifying.

[Anonymous No.16743936]

>>16743926
You have a pretty low tolerance for offputting then. What do you do when you someone with a healed eye-loss hole? Or no nose? or missing their jaw? Seen those IRL more than a few times.

I think she's just unsuccessfully trying to hide her age with off-putting results.

[Anonymous No.16743948]

>>16743936
>What do you do when you someone with a healed eye-loss hole? Or no nose? or missing their jaw?
Thankfully I've never come across any of those IRL, but I find them impossible to look at.

[Anonymous No.16743979]

>>16735646
Torchy's queso is amazing and YOU are a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.16744021]

>>16735251
True. Even a fucking big mac is better than in n out burgers

[Anonymous No.16744024]

>>16741448
kys S&S is kino

[Anonymous No.16744184]

>>16735209
This is the only place you can find actual bread in the USA

[Anonymous No.16744198]

>>16744184
Most grocery stores in the US have bakeries that sell fresh bread, even the big box ones like Wal-Mart.

[Anonymous No.16744221]

>>16732543
>subway

jesus christ i hate subway

>go to subway because it's on the way home and i just want quick slop
>order buffalo chicken sub
>lady mean mugs me like i just called her a whore
>instead of putting the premade buffalo shit in the boats (that are right in front of her) like usual, she puts plain chicken on it
>when i say "hey i said buffalo chicken" she shouts over the counter "I GOTS TO MAKE IT BUFFALO" and then walks all the way to the end of the line to get buffalo sauce and squirts a pitiful amount on
>while waiting for it to toast she's loudly grumbling and swearing about me to her coworker right in front of me
>pisses me off but too hungry to care so i just pay for my shit and leave
>on the way out I notice the hours for the store are 12pm to 10pm weekdays, closed completely on saturdays and sundays
>this bitch has this kind of attitude with a schedule that would have been absolutely amazing compared to my work schedule at the time
>go home eat sandwich
>complete and absolute shit

fuck subway

[Anonymous No.16744229]

>>16744198
Have you compared Walmart bread to this? Its crust is like paper. I don't get why but it's just not good

[Anonymous No.16744237]

>>16735274
wagie tier consumer, get some money and a palette

[Anonymous No.16744273]

>>16741625
>>16741493
>>16741473
>>16743136
DIE /POL/ FAGS JUST DIE

[Anonymous No.16744292]

>>16738298
You have no fucking idea what you are talking about and have most likely never cooked a single thing in your entire life. Are you implying that things in Chipotle are no longer made fresh? The food is all raw aside from the meat which is cooked on the fucking grill right in front of your god damn face, and the trouble with people getting sick was due to lettuce which is the fault of the distributor. A burrito from Chipotle still costs less than $9 in current year. Faggot. And no I don't eat there I buy my burritos from places that aren't chain.

[Anonymous No.16744312]

>>16732521
Theres a gourmet burger place next to my five guys that does similar burgers but with much nicer ingredients for the same price.

Five Guys isnt the worst thing ive eaten, its just for its price I can go to a nicer independent burger joint which does the same thing better. Its price doesn't suit its quality.

[Anonymous No.16744316]

>>16744312
I sincerely hope they thrive

[Anonymous No.16744330]

>>16744273
go back

[Anonymous No.16744382]

>>16744273
clock's ticking isaac, the sword of damocles dangles above your inbred head

[Anonymous No.16744408]

>>16744316
They currently only had two shops in the area but I've seen recently that they opened a third one a few months ago on their website.

I glad to see that business is good enough to open up more places in the area.

[Anonymous No.16744488]

>>16735298
had never ordered from LC’s before, now understand why it was so cheap, not sure the “cheese” had seen a dairy before; kiddos actually wouldn’t eat a second slice of pepperoni, threw out two pizzas, never again

[Anonymous No.16744633]

[Anonymous No.16745605]

>>16732841
You’re literally retarded

[Anonymous No.16745611]

>>16745605
>$10 for a large pizza? no sirree, too rich for my blood, we only do Little Caesar's in this here family, just as good I reckon and saves me 4 whole dollars

[Anonymous No.16745665]

>>16732554
Yes, that place is fucking awful. But these native okies eat it up.

[Anonymous No.16745671]

>>16732514
Very 70's.
>>16732521
Sounds kinda gay.
>>16732619
Any joint that claims to be the soul of any berg probably lost its identity decades ago, and is now an insult to what it used to be.
>>16734912
Fucking hell. The absolute corporate state. At least make it look like an old dockside tavern.
>>16735040
Looks cheap and nasty as fuck.
>>16735209
Honestly seem much, much worse.
>>16735251
Bowling alley ugly.

[Anonymous No.16745903]

>>16737224
HOLY FUCK that is an ugly bitch

[Anonymous No.16745946]

>>16741668
Factually wrong. I know of several still in operation.

[Anonymous No.16746022]

>>16732514
>itt “all fast food sucks”

Then show me some GOD TIER fast food places that aren’t ass then?

[Anonymous No.16746031]

>>16746022
these guys used to be good, went to complete shit. Most of them near me shut down.

[Anonymous No.16746034]

>>16741528
My senior year trip was here lol

[Anonymous No.16746038]

>>16746022
Home of the original chicken sandwich

[Anonymous No.16746047]

>>16735306
I have never eaten a Wendy's burger that was hot, or even warm. It is always room temperature or worse.

[Anonymous No.16746050]

>>16732521
spbp. you can get the best burgers in town at their prices. overpriced garbage

[Anonymous No.16746063]

>>16742970
>is it a money laundering conspiracy?
>dunno but this conspiracy podcast covers the idea
>uhhh i don't do conspiracies eww im not dumb
You are retarded.

[Anonymous No.16746242]

No one thinks this.

[Anonymous No.16746379]

>>16735885
Olive Garden is absolute garbage. The chicken parm there is essentially a large chicken nugget with red sauce and cheese.

[Anonymous No.16746424]

>>16737224
i'd have a go at her new grilled mac and cheese sandwich

[Anonymous No.16746514]

>>16732619
I'll know the world is right again when Nathan's celebrates 4th of July on the boardwalk once more.

[Anonymous No.16746556]

>>16735477
Canada CAN what American't.

[Anonymous No.16746586]

name a single worthwhile non-breakfast item from burger king

[Anonymous No.16747208]

>>16744633
Whoa, hey now, there, buddy, let's not lose our heads here, eh?

[Anonymous No.16747345]

>>16735368
Kek

[Anonymous No.16747384]

>>16746586
chicken fries

[Anonymous No.16747387]

>>16732521
based

[Anonymous No.16747390]

>>16746586
Bacon King no mayo add mustard

[Anonymous No.16747393]

>>16732543
>wendy's
>chipotle
>taco bell
>the hut
Fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.16747404]

>>16743936
Eyeless slackjaw types, hey, it's not even Halloween yet.

[Anonymous No.16747410]

>>16737224
I wanna fill her sandwich with mac until I cheese

[Anonymous No.16747412]

>>16733477
I also live in Vegas and used to have one attached to my local gas station. Now I think the space is just walled off.

[Anonymous No.16747415]

>>16741448
Fuck. You.

[Anonymous No.16747422]

>>16746586
Whopper is serviceable
Chicken fries are okay but used to be better
They were also one of the first fast food joints in my region to adopt those fancy mixer soda fountains that have cherry/lime etc

[Anonymous No.16747430]

>>16744633
The only good thing they have is the breakfast sausage and eggs biscuit.8rytk

[Anonymous No.16747433]

>>16732520
this

[Anonymous No.16747436]

>>16735306
It's gotten so weirdly expensive over the past few years. Nothing at all is on the dollar menu anymore that I'm aware of, and the last time I got a double, it came out to like $7, and I live in a lower cost of living area. It's the closest fast food place to me, and I just won't bother anymore.

[Anonymous No.16747448]

>>16747410
Avoid these, I tried them and they don't taste much of mac & cheese, it's more of cardboard.
Just look at simple search,
https://www.google.com/search?as_st=y&tbm=isch&as_q=lays+mac+cheese&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&imgsz=&imgar=&imgc=&imgcolor=&imgtype=&cr=&as_sitesearch=&safe=images&as_filetype=&tbs=
limited time, yeah right, like an ex gf, limited until I pretend to run out of money, then we see truth.

[Anonymous No.16747464]

>>16747436
Why do you live in a nignog neighborhood? Are you trying to make a social statement?

[Anonymous No.16747478]

GTFO with this shit.

[Anonymous No.16747484]

>>16746586
This is the only objective answer out of this whole fucking thread

[Anonymous No.16747487]

>>16747484
I subjectively threaded your momma last night.

[Anonymous No.16747489]

>>16732521
i went here one time and was so mad at the quality for the price

[Anonymous No.16747492]

>>16747489
Agreed, it's an overpriced sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.16747495]

>>16744184
are you fucking blind high and retarded

[Anonymous No.16747497]

>>16737224
Your souffles are the only thing worth getting imo

[Anonymous No.16747498]

>>16744273
shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.16747505]

>>16747497
came here to post this


t. ex baker for panera i used to make like 10 of those fuckers before i left every morning

[Anonymous No.16747512]

>>16735251
I don't eat there every of my own volition. You have to get two or three patties for the burger to feel substantial and you end up paying like eight bucks for the sandwich alone. Their thousand island also tastes like shit. They don't even have mayonnaise. Still better than Burger King tho

[Anonymous No.16747514]

>>16747505
Charlie don't surf.
This all will end someday, probably not in our lifetimes.

[Anonymous No.16747530]

>>16747512
Yet you keep going to those places that you claim to hate so much? Why do you keep patronizing them?

[Anonymous No.16747547]

>>16747530
>reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.16748299]

>>16734912
Worked here in high school.

[Anonymous No.16748328]

>>16741522
finally I was looking for this

[Anonymous No.16748344]

>>16732521
You're just poor. Get your money up.

[Anonymous No.16748347]

>>16748344
I'm not taking a loan Tony, you already broke my kneecaps.

[Anonymous No.16748490]

>>16746379
>Olive Garden is absolute garbage. The chicken parm there is essentially [a chicken parm]

[Anonymous No.16748534]

>>16738026
This looks like rural Maine. Where is this?

[Anonymous No.16748670]

>>16735283
It was better back in the day, but they over-expanded too quickly so the quality of the food dropped with it, and the various food poisoning incidents didn't help with the brand image either.

[Anonymous No.16748979]

>>16748299
something in their fry mix gives me uncontrollable shits every time. NO idea what it is

[Anonymous No.16749016]

LGS and Captain D's are both always horrible.

[Anonymous No.16749185]

>>16734912
Absolutely retarded post. Delete this

[Anonymous No.16749203]

>>16737224
I used to wage slave here too. That steak sandwich was so fucking good. I can't bring myself to pay full price for them though. It is like $15 where I live?

The clientele thing is spot on. I worked in a college town and every white girl orders tha mac n cheese.

They also pay like absolute shit. I worked there for over a year and came in every time someone called in. Worked pretty hard doing the closing most nights, and the most I get is a 10 cent raise.

[Anonymous No.16749204]

>>16737224
My girl absolutely loves Panera. She could live off the Greek salad there. I cant understand that shit at all but if I'm forced to eat there, the steak, white cheddar, and horseradish isn't half bad.

[Anonymous No.16749210]

>>16749204
She's a cheap date, you got it easy.

[Anonymous No.16749213]

>>16732854
Their onion rings are good

[Anonymous No.16749238]

>>16749213
So are tater tots but why would anyone pay for them?

[Anonymous No.16749262]

>>16749210
Yeah but I still splurge on actual good food. I live in a small town but we have a place owned by a chef who did his training in a 3 star in Florence. It's insanely good for a town of 30k. Indiana is so comfy bros.

[Anonymous No.16749278]

>>16749213
Never tried them. Are they good in the sense that they're competently-made onion rings, or are they good in the sense that they're actually substantially better than their competitors?

[Anonymous No.16749336]

>>16735653
A purely Italian restaurant is hard to run cheap, the "ideal" is usually made with a shitload of meat and high quality produce. Olive Garden is really successful because they can give customers "pretty much" what Italian food should be, and they can scale it up and sell huge ass plates for a lot of money and people will think they're getting a deal.

[Anonymous No.16749527]

>>16749278
They're not mind blowing but better than most others I get. A lot of other onion rings are weirdly soggy or hard

[Anonymous No.16749566]

>>16737224
yeah, I've been saying this forever. panera is literally for white women who wants 1500 calorie lunch but have been programmed to believe other fast food places are ''unhealthy''

[Anonymous No.16750093]

>>16737224
Panrea is like if a place sold Hospital Food.

[Anonymous No.16750102]

>>16741448
Here's your (You). S&S is fuckin dope.

[Anonymous No.16750109]

>>16748299
I moved into a new apartment recently and there's one of these right outside my complex, I didn't even know they still existed. I might go tomorrow to see how shitty their food it, because for some reason their items are dirt cheap which probably isn't a good sign.