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high tier cooking only

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>>16730742

>> No.16730757

>>16730742
This man is the greatest food-youtuber there is

>> No.16730763

Why are these threads even allowed? It's just the same garbage reposted over and over again, and is completely disconnected with anything else this board talks about. Why not just move it to /wsg/?

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>>16730742
used to watch his videos a lot when i was a kid got really bummed out when i heard he recently passed away

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>>16730763
relax dude

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>>16730763
*heems you*

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>>16730742
Here is my contribution to the thread.
Real high tier cooking. S-tier according to me

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>>16730771
Same here! Can't believe he's actually gone.. to soon man, to soon.

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>>16730790
excuse me what the fuck is that?!

>> No.16730809

>>16730753
hehehe i think i saw a nipple

>> No.16730816

>>16730797
It's high tier cooking.

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>>16730818
this nigga not even cooking here

>> No.16730835

>>16730790
I'm confused, wtf is this supposed to be?

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>> No.16730844

>>16730835
Spaghetti Bolognese

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grtat man matgeek gets to serve food to the emperor himself, very succesful person in other words

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he even makes his own sauces, youll never know this amount of success in life

>> No.16730870

>>16730742
green peas are taste disgusting and to this day i have not found one recipe that didnt end up worse by adding green peas...

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>>16730870
you are just jealous because pic related is more succesful than youll ever be

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>>16730870
>are taste disgusting

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>>16730866
God damn.. I didn't know that, but i have heard that he was a big BLEACHER, made love with hundreds of black queens and spawned a army of mulatto kids that's ready to take on his legacy

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>>16730763
ägd

>> No.16730897

>>16730844
Shes doing a pretty shit job at it

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>>16730890
its true, every word of it.... heard it from his sister: matgeekina

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>>16730880
true word brother.. we all dream of becoming as mighty as him one day

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>green peas are taste disgusting and to this day i have not found one recipe that didnt end up worse by adding green peas...

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>>16730899
i'd smash that

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>>16730900
he is so mighty that the third council of SCANDI-TURAN made him the great khan over all the scandi-turanian peoples

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Glöm inte att bjuda in hela /int/ till
>>>/int/152251408

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>>16730904
havent seen that pic, great oc my fellow geekbrother

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>>16730905
i heard he was the one who single handedly ended the finno korean hyper war

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>>16730915
yes of course, but the shills of saltå kvarn have hidden this fact from history

>> No.16730956

>>16730839
Why doesn't my car have built-in waste disposal?

>> No.16730980

>>16730890
is that his wife?? She looks half-blackie

>> No.16730986

>>16730980
She used to be full blackie. But his powerful seed literally bleached her.

>> No.16730999

>>16730897
it's swedish bolognese, she's doing it perfectly

>> No.16731002

>>16730890
RIP King
F

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>> No.16731029

>>16730754
>massive dump of avocado
Fucking white people

>> No.16731097

>>16731022
this has to be a joke

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>> No.16731324

>>16730742
Tiktok is for women and the gays. Which one are you?

>> No.16731342

>>16731294
couldn't watch to the end

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>> No.16731394

>>16730753
McCafe

>> No.16731398

>>16731294
its fascinating how everyone who goes vegan turns into these weird hollowed out husk people

>> No.16731430

>>16730754
Just use a spoon if you can't use chopsticks.

>> No.16731719

>>16730753
I like how she got the milkshake in HER hair and the worker holding her back ended up chimping out.

What race are these people and where is this? Hawaii or something?

I like the nipples at least and I'm pretending the milkshake is cum in her hair.

>> No.16731735

>>16731363
I've watched and re-watched this clip for about five minutes. The juxtaposition between these two people is jarring and it is hard to believe they are part of the same sex let alone the same culture and species.

The egg virgin is palpably nervous and anxious with his "1000 egg stare" and tense body language: this is a man uncomfortable in his own skin much less interacting with strangers outside IRL. You can imagine that he has a homemade waifu pillow wearing a negligee stolen from his mother or sister hiding underneath where his feet are, so he can sneak glances at her for comfort. This man (boy) is pathetic and exemplifies everything that is wrong with our soft societies. He keeps his eggs at a safe angle because his whole life has revolved around false security and safety, which has consequently removed the necessity of healthy life experiences that lead to personal development, self-confidence, positive defense mechanisms and the ability to rapidly adapt to adverse situations. The way he shoddily stacks his eggs beside the bowl shows you he doesn't want to be there nor does he understand or care about his profession. He is an abject piece of shit and the fact that he has sold so few eggs is evidence of why you want to be the complete opposite of a pussy like this.

The egg chad, on the other hand, is everything that manchild is not: confident, charming, charismatic, assertive and with an unspoken dignity and pride in his profession and family. He stands like a proud lion, showing his masculine chest off instead of hiding it in a juvenile striped t-shirt. Instead of squeaking like a bitch mouse when people inquire or walk buy, the egg chad shouts "my friend! my friend! do you want special egg? No? Then fuck you - hello my friend, do YOU want special egg? Yes very good very good" and proceeds to dazzle them with a simple yet robust meal that shows off 10,000+ hours of study and practice under the tutelage of a now-deceased egg gigachad mentor.

>> No.16731793

>>16730839
What HydeWars episode is this?

>> No.16731816

>>16731430
Thinking like this is why you people shit in the street instead of learning to use toilets like modern human beings.
Learn. Keep trying until you get it right, you fucking subhuman.

>> No.16731822

>>16731735
He's on break.

>> No.16731840

>>16731735
>assertive and with an unspoken dignity
actually agree with this

>> No.16731889

>>16731816
Allow me to rephrase.
Just use a spoon when filming yourself as an ostensible food educator if you can't use chopsticks.

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>> No.16731938

>>16731363
>While you were out partying, I studied the egg

>> No.16732002

>>16731822
>He's on break.
No, he's a loser. Do you think his eggs are at a beta 25 degree angle because of his break? No that's how he keeps them because he's terrified of life like a little bitch.

Look at his expression of alternating vacant numbness and stark terror. This is a boy who chooses the path of least resistance and fears rewards that involve effort or stepping outside his comfort zone. In this case his comfort zone is some shitty egg cocoon. I hate everything this person represents.

>> No.16732021

>>16731816
Real humans invented cutlery instead of using sticks like subhuman bugs.

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>> No.16732091

>>16732041
gay

>> No.16732123

>>16730835
it just says ground beef sauce. I have no idea. I'd try it though.

>> No.16732133

>>16732067
>be jack
>absolute retard
>manage to create undiscovered non-Newtonian fluid by accident

>> No.16732180

>>16730754
raw salmon??

>> No.16732221

>>16732041
does the crust actually end up just tasting like normal crust, or is there still a beet flavor?

>> No.16732223

>>16732180
Should have been raw pork.

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>>16732041
>dirt flavoured dough
I guess the rest looks mostly edible. Also, go back to /pol

>> No.16732379

>>16730778
Fucking stupid, that's like 95% ice with 5% of flavoring
Dump the whole thing of juice in it

>> No.16732420

what do you mean by that question? You don't cook a spice. Right? I mean yes, you can cook some spicy sauces or what but the term spice is too generic. I don't think you can cook spice, you just mix them in your food.

>> No.16732449

>>16730771
Holy fuck im so glad to read this. I just seen him right now due to this thread and i fucking hate him

>> No.16732465

>>16730797
It's supposed to be bolognese. Nordic food can be insanely good but they do obnoxious shit like this all the time. I blame vitamin D deficiency.

>> No.16732475

>>16732067
That recipe takes two arms. He wouldn't be able to do it now.

>> No.16732508

>>16732449
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but he's still alive

>> No.16732523

>>16732508
Not in my mind anymore

>> No.16732566

>>16731294
More proof that 90% of vegans are in it for the attention.

>> No.16732591

>>16730754
Shiieeet, looks bretty good.

>> No.16732922

>>16731022
I am amused to a shameful degree at 'spagety'

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>>16730785
i recognize that bulge

>> No.16733060

>>16730839
>not my problem

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>> No.16733084

>>16730818
imagine taking that much time for fucking ice

>> No.16733093

>>16730821
gross....was that the goal for this?
that's like enough calories for a family of 4 for a day in a sandwich

>> No.16733113

>>16731398
yeah the skin is always so gross and bad on vegans
like some 50 year old vegan looks 70 and is all mad your eating meat and working out......they are gross

>> No.16733116

>>16733074
this made me violent

>> No.16733118

>>16730809
That was a mole.

>> No.16733120

>>16732041
gays ruin everything they touch .....pizza is now included

>> No.16733127

>>16732133
>>16732067
Lmao what is this recipe? I need sauce on Jack's discovery

>> No.16733128

>>16730818
Mmm, you can taste the homosexuality.

>> No.16733326

>>16733127
i think it's his general tso chicken recipe

>> No.16733381

>>16732041
Aside from the miserable amount of cheese, it looks like regular, ok tasting pizza. I has so much flour, the beets are used basically as food coloring, or if they have a taste I don't think it'll be revolting, they were already roasted.

>> No.16733400

>>16732379
Why not just drink the syrup straight while you're at it?

>> No.16733410

>>16730753
why didnt she run?
a fucking train was coming at you and she thought she could take it on

>> No.16733412

>>16731735
father and son egg stand
father cooks sandwiches
son sells whole eggs, raw and boiled

>> No.16733423

>>16733410
she is a woman
they don't know how to think about things

>> No.16733622

>>16731294
>due to medical reasons I have to start eating fish
aka: being vegan was literally killing her and the doctor told her to stop being a fucking fag

>> No.16733623

>>16732475
i'm not in the loop, what's up with his other arm?

>> No.16733629

>>16733623
Stroke

>> No.16733633

>>16733629
he trolled himself

>> No.16733650

>>16730753
Never pick a fight with somebody twice your size

>> No.16733705

>>16731910
Jack makes me feel so good about myself.

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>>16733705

>> No.16733749

>>16731294
shit, imagine how she reacts when she has to deal with a real problem in her life. life is too easy now, we've nurtured the weak for too long and humans are shit-tier losers overall

>> No.16733753

>>16730742
Fuck this fag. He's a hack who thinks he knows cooking, but he has shit technique and tons of expensive equipment to distract the youtube retards. Also the food in that webm looks like dog puke and is a completely retarded recipe (boiling baloney?)

>> No.16734011

>>16733753
It's the same as boiling hot dog that has no casing.

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>>16730742
>high tier cooking only

Boils ham & potato & cauliflower & brocolli & peas. I hope it's stock and not just water, otherwise it's bland as heck. Nothing that bland can ever be high tier..

>> No.16734061

>>16734011
boiling hot dogs reduces the excessive amount of sodium in them

>> No.16734068

>>16730790
That's some proper sloppa.

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>> No.16734188

>>16730754
>sloppa
:/
>sloppa, japan
:O

>> No.16734340

>>16734161
I was really looking forward to trying this in Germany but turns out i didn't like it

>> No.16734421

>>16730818
>whisky anything but room temp
Ishygddt

>> No.16734438

>>16732037
huh that was actually a pretty good learning experience thanks

>> No.16734441

>>16732180
Yes and?

>> No.16734443

>>16732379
Post belly

>> No.16734447

>>16730835
It's SpagBol, not sure what the sauce at the end it, maybe ketchup, and the cream cheese was a bit weird

>> No.16734452

>>16730742
I hate this retard

>> No.16734480

>>16730754
you lost me at the mayonnaise

>> No.16734487

>>16730839
what

>> No.16734494

>>16732041
imagine the smell

>> No.16734632

>>16732041
>Madness has engulfed me. Darkness covers me, the angels of life forsaken me. The sun no longer laughs with me. Only pain endures. Only shallow is remaining within me. I am no longer here because my life is no longer shining life but mere a cave to die

>> No.16734685

>>16732041
It doesnt come with AIDs or molest kids so its really gay or pride

>> No.16734722

>>16734441
well won't he get ill? Can you eat all salmon raw?

>> No.16734743

>>16734421
that is clearly not whisky

>> No.16734755

>>16730763
>a bloo bloo my aching cunt there aren't 99 other threads on this board where i can go cry like a homo about every irrelevant
You are the /pol/ of /ck/.

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>> No.16735624

>>16732041
It is disgusting so it fits the flag

>> No.16735729

>>16735287
baka wypipo really out here doing the most amirite fellow negros?

>> No.16735919

>>16734487
Probobly a rental or someone else's car. People go out of their way to be as shitty as possible because they think it will make them likable on social media.

>> No.16735932

>>16732221
It shouldn't be enough to notice in the dark, but the color will make you think it tastes different if you're looking at it.

>> No.16736436

>>16731022
Never seen this man but I'm glad he's dead

>> No.16736539

>>16731294
I'd have close the webm earlier if she wasn't pretty

>> No.16736552

>>16735287
>that'd be 60 euro madame

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>>16731719
Definitely Hawaii.

>> No.16736592

>>16730753
I giant Samoan woman will never beat the living hell out of me and embarrass me in public. What's the point of even living bros?

>> No.16736599

>>16731029
What you call 'white' I call californian//americano

But i thought the exact same thing.

>> No.16736602

>>16735287
I achieve the same thing like a $10 incense pot and minimal prep.

>> No.16736610

>>16733749
Autism. She is performing, she isn't actually sad in any way.

>> No.16736620

>>16734722
Depends on your dealer. It's like ground beef, if you trust the person preparing the meat, then you can eat it raw.

>> No.16736650

>>16734188
pretty much

>> No.16736734

>>16730821
I hate the part where the outside of the buns is placed on the greasy grill. That's the part you're supposed to hold with your hands to NOT get your hands all greasy.

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>>16730818
>Let me just melt this block of ice all over the counter
>ahh there we go, looks funny in this glass doesn't it?
>now how the fuck do I drink this?
>wow, this sip of juice is heavenly now that is has been in contact with my prolapse ice cube, just look how much I'm enjoying it
>that was really worth it

>> No.16736788

>>16732133
>undiscovered non-Newtonian fluid
>corn starch in water

>> No.16736819

>>16734340
I had the same experience.

>> No.16736883

>>16734161
No lol, Taiwanese style is way better. Fried with tea leaves... fucking delicious.

>> No.16736890

>>16734188
Daily reminder that anyone who posts this normie drivel is a retard who can't tell when something Japanese is clearly better than its competition, and also can't tell when something isn't a direct analog (such as this)

>> No.16736960

>>16734340
Why didn't you like it?

>> No.16737116
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>>16731363
The real king of omelets https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk&list=LLD0sCA7TaPMkh_trMP8uv-A&index=70

>> No.16737200

>>16736620
who has a salmon dealer? So it's probably a good idea not to eat grocery store salmon raw

>> No.16737237

>>16737200
Bingo.

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>> No.16737286

>>16734722
He is taking a big risk, he could easily get salmonella

>> No.16737296

>>16737275
Is this legal?

>> No.16737299

>>16737275
DUDE THIS IS F'IN EPIC I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE THIS WHILE WATCHING RICK AND MORTY!!!!!!!!!

>> No.16737328

>>16731719
She elbowed the worker holding her back, the worker didn't just chimp out.

>> No.16737461

>>16736576
It was in Ohio.

>> No.16737478

>>16737299
Dude, you smoke DMT, you ain't gonna be paying attention to ANYTHING.

>> No.16737606

>>16735287
this isn't food

>> No.16738025

>>16737478
Rick and Morty fans have incredibly high iqs dude. It would take more than dmt to alter their minds enough to keep them from paying attention to the show.

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>>16731294

hey guys check out my *cute reaction* to this trivial issue im having

>> No.16738222

>>16737606
It's food for thought.

>> No.16738245

>>16730742
I refuse to believe this is an actual language

>> No.16738260

>>16734161
>take the skin off... or not who the fuck cares

>> No.16738286

>>16736883
shut the fuck up weeb

>> No.16738338

>>16737296
All the ingredients are legal on their own. Processing them together in this way results a compound that is not legal in the US, and probably several other countries.
Just don't do stupid shit like carry it around in public, or tell all your dumbass friends that you make it, or sell it to your cousin's neighbor's ex girlfriend, and you'll be fine.

>> No.16738445

>>16736539
>pretty
shes ugly. also look at that makeup gross.

>> No.16738743

>>16738445
You're not impressing anyone by calling her ugly.
She's annoying, but she's definitely attractive.

>> No.16738753

>>16738743
attractiveness is subjective and i subjectively think she is ugly.

>> No.16738765

>>16738753
You can have your own personal tastes but in general if they're not overweight and have no physical deformities/weird features then it's a stretch to claim they're ugly.

>> No.16738876

>>16734818

even with all this automation , i can barely afford to eat red meat ever

it sucks to be poor

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>> No.16739419

>>16734161
Hey thanks. I tried making similar however I precooked it too much and it fell apart when I picked it up.
I'll try steaming it the next time

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>> No.16739468

>>16739448
This physically pained me to watch.

>> No.16739504

>>16739448
Is this the new Foam Adventure?

>> No.16739507

>>16739448
You deserve to be dragged out into the street and shot for posting this

>> No.16739512

>>16736890
t. Ken-sama

>> No.16739520

>>16739448
Surley it wouldn't be THAT surprised if it woke up one day and had aids, would it? Just give anon the ability to give people aids and this world would be a much better place.

>> No.16739523

>>16739520
Aids is very manageable in current year and isn't a death sentence anymore. Give it cancer instead

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>> No.16739534

>>16739523
>Aids is very manageable in current year and isn't a death sentence anymore
lol imagine believing this

>> No.16739546

>>16739504
It's actually her, no joke

>> No.16739548

>>16730839
psychopath

>> No.16739563

>>16730753
Andrea' the Giant got busy

>> No.16739569

>>16731363
Has anyone made the mecca to stand in the king's court?

>> No.16739573

>>16732180
Farm raised is safe. Wild caught may have parasites.

>> No.16739603

>>16739448
>>
needs more cringe

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>> No.16739613

>>16739546
No fucking way. Did she transition or something? Why does "she" look so fucking manish???

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>> No.16739633

>>16739448
How far did you get bros?
Lemony snicket and I closed the tab

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>> No.16739738

>>16739633
Something something gerblin hands and I had to close it.
I pray for cleansing fire to remove creatures such as that from our midst.

>> No.16739785

>>16739448
>>16739633
Ive seen the whole thing with sound
Not me proudest wank m8

>> No.16739796

>>16739725
your mama made you dinner and you're being an ungrateful shit.

>> No.16739889

>>16739796
it would be better if she made me nothing instead of that

>> No.16739938

>>16730821
I'm with this until he takes what would already be a very nice bread roll then randomly decides to go way over board with chicken fingers, more ham and even more cheese. The 3rd stage is just abysmally retarded.
Also, personally, for me, if you have a good bread roll, it doesn't need to be toasted.

>> No.16739971
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>posh fish and chips

>> No.16740028

>>16734051
he added vegetable stock (the green cube things)

>> No.16740044

>>16732566
90% of women do everything they do for attention

>> No.16740048

>>16732465
thanks for reminding me that i have to take my daily vitamin d pill

>> No.16740120

>>16739971
Fuck that looks delish.

>> No.16740126

>>16730754
ruined salmon, 2 ways

>> No.16740130

>>16737116
I like seeing how in some ways this is similar yet completely opposite to how a Jappo would do this. It's practiced efficiency but without the patient Zen and cleanliness.

>> No.16740141

>>16731294

> Doesn´t start frying fish skin side down

>> No.16740142

>>16738765
>>16738743
>>16736539
She's not pretty. Look at that pathetic recessive jawline, nasolabial folds, fat face, thin hair and retard sloped eyes. No amount of makeup will make her pretty, it's beyond the surface.

>> No.16740267

>>16730835
Kottfarssas

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>> No.16740283

>>16739504
my first thought as well

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>> No.16740301

>>16739448
Mirin that jaw bros

>> No.16740303

>>16739448
Jesus Christ this was bad.

Imagine not only doing this and filming it but spending time editing it so it came out exactly like this and THEN liking it so much you post it for the world to see.

>> No.16740545

>>16739725
Flyover cuisine

>> No.16740555

>>16739725
Looks like absolute garbage and I would refuse to eat this but judging by his fatass hands he didn't complain growing up and probably asked for thirds kek

>> No.16740637

>>16739007
>>16739612
>>16739620
one legal way to scam

>> No.16740727

>>16739569
it's called the hajj you dip

>> No.16740920

>>16740300
How often does he cook in this show? Is it worth watching?

>> No.16740982

>>16730782
Why is this guy so excited about a bowl of ice?

>> No.16741184

>>16732041
>gay-doh

>> No.16741193

>>16732420
Wrong thread? Anyway yes you can absolutely cook spices and some recipes require it.

>> No.16741265

>>16732041
Based gay pizza

>> No.16741283

>>16739448
It's surprising to see someone still like that. That's a throwback to 2010 era cringe.

>> No.16741337

>>16731363
How does he get in there without breaking all the eggs?

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>> No.16741447

>>16739796
this poster
is incapable of critical thinking.
is likely highly melanated.
has a credit score of 200

>> No.16741517

>>16741447
grow up

>> No.16741544

>>16730754
Man, Japanese food really is not good

>> No.16741585

>>16739246
I can't believe these are the people that are going to take over the world.

>> No.16741731

>>16741517
know your dad.

>> No.16741918

>>16741517
>WE

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>> No.16741988

>>16740300
fuck he's so unconventionally attractive.

>> No.16741997

>>16736539

miss alice is pretty

that girl is a half a chromsome from goblino

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>> No.16742050

>>16740920
If you like the genre it's probably worth watching, just be aware it gets pretty artsy as the show goes on. If you're only interested in the cooking just watch a youtube supercut

>> No.16742095

>>16730821
If they stopped at the grilling of the bread this would be fantastic.
If they stopped at adding the ham rolls, this would be really heavy, but acceptable as a splurge.
Mashing massive amounts of french fries and cheese onto this ruins it.

>> No.16742129

>>16731294
> Not skin side down.
Dumb bitch no wonder you're crying.

>> No.16742141

>>16740142
Is this what projected body image issues looks like?

>> No.16742151

>>16735287
That'll be 129.99 dollars plus tip.

>> No.16742154

>>16731910
the good 'ol days when both his hands worked

>> No.16742158

>>16732067
I love jack. He just goes fuck it and creates a non Newtonian fluid go marinade his chicken

>> No.16742222

>>16730754
Reminder that sushi is the #1 cause of intestinal parasited

>> No.16742266

>>16741388
big boy bite

>> No.16742275

>>16739546
Bull fuckin shit
How did it devolve so much in a decade?

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>>16740274
ah, la cubana, the perfect plate that last you an entire day. god i miss living in mexico city

>> No.16742301

>>16739523
not a death sentence but still a social stigma. nobody wants to deal with aids

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>> No.16742306

>>16742275
She was annoying ugly and virtually unredeemable but she had big tits. Had because she had them removed.

>> No.16742308

>>16738260
It doesn't say to take it off, it says to cut the skin "of" the knuckle.
You added another 'f'.

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>>16739546
is she the one who became a tranny or is that the other one?

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>> No.16742334

>>16739007
Some good looking stuff there.

>> No.16742345

>>16740637
How is there a scam?

>> No.16742349

>>16739620
Not as interesting as the other two.
Seemed mostly just gimmicky.

>> No.16742358

>>16739796
At that rate she'd be better off just making turkey sandwiches or something else that doesn't require cooking.

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>>16731294
>>16738191

>> No.16742482

>>16742292
is that literally newspaper under the food? wtf

>> No.16742492

>>16742482
It's literally not.

>> No.16742506

>>16739612
I want to go to a place like that and order a hamburger

>> No.16742590

>>16739573
all commercial fish is flash-frozen you fucking retard
none of them have parasites

>> No.16742594

>>16737116
Why is he so angry at the eggs?

>> No.16742620

>>16730754
looks so yucky

>> No.16742641

>>16742482
that's what you find upsetting?
that it's served on newspaper?

>> No.16742646

>>16733074
Women were a mistake

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>>16742482
>>16742641
holy shit check this out...

>> No.16742686

>>16739448
Thank god this board doesnt allow sound.

>> No.16742712

>>16731938
This made me kek good one anon

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>> No.16742736

>>16732041
Oh cool beetroot focaccia brea-

>Disgusting faggot bread

Ew.

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>>16733074

>> No.16742742
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do americans really do this???

>> No.16742757

>>16730756
wow, epic bacon!

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>> No.16742814

>>16737200
There is a restaurant seafood supplier less then a mile from my house they have a small store that sells to the public and if you go early or place an order the day before you can get high grade sushi quality seafood for really cheap. Its the same stuff every sushi place in town uses.

>> No.16742840

>>16742404
USE OVEN MITTS YOU FUCKING BITCH, jesus christ.

>> No.16743085

>>16732041
i'm gay and this gave me hives

>> No.16743091

>>16742840
Owning oven mits is gay. Tea towels work fine.

>> No.16743120

>>16743091
Damn guess that explains why I lick so much cock and suck so much cock and chug so much cum

>> No.16743278

>>16731294
>wild caught salmon
>sustainable
wut

>> No.16743283

>>16742737
the oil can't burn you if it's cold when you throw the food in and splash it back at yourself

>> No.16743286

>>16743278
Salmon populations are fine in the Atlantic. Pacific salmon is a problem.

>> No.16743315

>>16731342
Don't worry bro I got you.
She eats the fish and cries for attention.
The end

>> No.16743354

>>16739448
Yeah bud that came out fluffy ....

>> No.16743367

>>16739448
>says to wash your disgusting hands
>then proceeds to put the lemon directly against his nose and mouth before using it
hmm

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>>16730763
kys Jack

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>> No.16743549

>>16734421
doesnt even look remotely like whisy. most likely negroni without toppings

>> No.16743562

>>16742222
eat raw meat faggot

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>> No.16743650

>>16731294

Why do they always have these disgusting long painted nails, and this gaudy makeup?

Absolutely repulsive, would never eat anything made by this *person*

>> No.16743659

>>16741985
Honestly, this is kind of fine. Could be better in execution but whatever.

>> No.16743667

>>16742783
>food poisoning, the dish

>> No.16743699

>>16739725
That paw has more fat than my ass.

>> No.16743744

>>16730754
All these weak stomach cunts saying it looks yucky, as long as the salmon is from a good source it's fine to eat raw

>> No.16743747

>>16742482
no, it's figuratively newspaper under the food

>> No.16743750

>>16730790
It just keeps going and going, what the fuck is this dish

>> No.16743751

>>16740920
Its honestly fairly mediocre.
Incredibly stylish, but very reliant on idiot plots to keep going.
If there exists a highlight reel of all the nicest looking parts of the series without any context, it'd be more interesting than the show itself.

>> No.16743757

>>16743667
The eggs are fully cooked.
Its the heavy amount of fat and constant movement that is keeping them from coagulating.

>> No.16743764

>>16732021
>im so smart that i cant use a simple method for eating food
real humans adapt, but i guess thats too hard for you

>> No.16743767

>>16731938
Top fucking jej

>> No.16743774

>>16743757
>t. man who can't cook a grilled cheese either

>> No.16743777

>>16732379
This anon drinks a 2 liter soda daily, guaranteed

>> No.16743782

>>16743774
You can cook them for twice the amount of time Ramsay does, and with the technique shown they will take a long time to clump up significantly.
Keep your hands moving and add more fat as you go and they can stay runny for a very long time as you're cooking them.

>> No.16743783

>>16743667

T. retard

>> No.16743785

>>16742727

That looks really good, only changes I'd make are:

1. Onion along with ginger and garlic
2. NO HONEY. STOP adding honey to already sweet dishes. Bad.

>> No.16743803

>>16739448
It's like mid 2000s "lol so random" humor come to life

>> No.16743811

>>16739796
Yeah let me be grateful for an obviously low effort poorly cooked meal. That mom is probably on her fifth Mai Tai by now

>> No.16743822

>>16730754
Haoles shouldn't try to do poke.

>> No.16743828

>>16740274
What the fuck is on that sandwich, it's huge

>> No.16743853

>>16743091
What retard logic is this, bet you burn your hands weekly

>> No.16744033

>>16741985
I would eat that.

>> No.16744361

>>16743853
Why? Just fold the towel over a few times and it works. Any oven mitts I've tried were always on the thinner side and I'd end up feeling the heat through them more than with a folded towel.

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>>16742783

>> No.16744544

>>16734755
>Ugh muh pol boogeyman why won't u laugh at my unfunny garbage
Fucking kill yourself, stupid cunt

>> No.16744867

>>16737200
Flash freezing kills anisakis. raw freshwater fish hasn't been dangerous since like the 90's.

>> No.16744971

Does anyone have the webms of those German people that were so fat they looked like Gary Larson characters since their brow had subsumed their eyes? I think they were eating butter or something.

>> No.16745273

>>16736599
He's a literal Swede

>> No.16745323

>>16743853
I'm gay if that helps.