/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16728763]

>Go to Hooters
>Ask for the wings with the Macho sauce (it's the hottest one, don't know how it's called in the US)
>Eat one wing, too spicy, literally can't continue eating them
>Jokingly ask the Hooters girl if she can change mi plate for regular wings
>"uhmm... let me see"
>They actually change my plate
>I can hear the Hooters girls giggling and gossiping "ayooo they actually changed his plate"
>Finish my plate quickly so I can pay and leave ASAP
>I can never go back

[Anonymous No.16728769]

I am absolutely enraged that unamericans get to have hooters.

[Anonymous No.16728775]

>>16728763
Hooters. Because bad chicken wings taste better with a boner.

[Anonymous No.16728778]

>>16728775
I prefer to eat my chicken wings where the women are completely topless.

[Anonymous No.16728783]

Idk anon, wasting food and making a business lose money seems pretty based to me, specially if it is a global chain like hooters which profits off of the objetification of women

[Anonymous No.16728788]

>>16728769
Warum?

[Anonymous No.16728789]

>>16728763
Good story OP, I would have awarded you more points if the second plate was also too hot but being ridiculed by a harem of minimum wage sluts is pretty hilarious as well.

Next time bring your own mild wings with you, order pollo el macho again but then swap them out when nobody's looking. They'll think you hit puberty or something.

[Anonymous No.16728819]

>>16728775
>bad chicken wings
what is bad about them?
you'd think a major chain could idiot proof some average chicken wings

[Anonymous No.16728827]

>>16728788
Because unamericans don’t love america enough.

[Anonymous No.16728833]

>>16728763
I really hope you raped her afterwards.

[Anonymous No.16728858]

>>16728763
>jokingly
You just admitted that you got roasted by some sluts at hooteres and now you come here to lie "haha it was just a joke bro" like someone would believe you

[Anonymous No.16728894]

>>16728763
>going to a shitty restaurant just to ogle girls

[Anonymous No.16728901]

>>16728858
:(

[Anonymous No.16729324]

>>16728763
>don't know how it's called in the US
It's called "three mile island"

[Anonymous No.16729340]

Disappointment is going to the Hooters in downtown Atlanta.

[Anonymous No.16730494]

I'LL SAVE YOU, THREAD!!!

[Anonymous No.16730504]

>>16729340
>mid far left

That blonde bitch is getting BLACKED tonight

[Anonymous No.16731676]

>>16730504
mental illness kys

[Anonymous No.16731809]

>>16729340
>boyinaband became a tranny

[Anonymous No.16733663]

>>16728763
When I turned 21 I went to hooters alone and a big titted asian waitress took a shot with me. That was probably the peak moment of my life.

[Anonymous No.16733670]

>>16728763
fuckin honky

[Anonymous No.16733684]

>>16733670
>mi plate
Sussy

[Anonymous No.16733691]

>>16733684
Even worse.

[Anonymous No.16733696]

>>16733663
>peak moment of my life.
oof

[Anonymous No.16733756]

>>16728763
I thought Hooters rebranded a couple years ago

[Anonymous No.16733760]

Bombshells > Hooters

[Anonymous No.16733761]

>>16730504
I'll rape you

[Anonymous No.16733874]

>>16733663
very nice

[Anonymous No.16734003]

>go to sports bar i've been meaning to check out
>mommy milkers ex-coworker now manages the joint
>get to see nice boobies
>drink good beer
>order hottest wings
>pretty goddamn fucking hot - nothing i can't handle
>good prep for one chip challenge
>mom leaves a huge black bag of leftovers on the table
>don't notice until on the other side of town
now i look like a fucking bitch who couldn't handle hot wings. she's a sociopath so she pretends like it was an accident after playing on her phone the entire time we're at the table. can't wait to move away to a place where people have common sense and funny bones.

[Anonymous No.16734008]

>>16734003
if this is satire it is pretty good

[Anonymous No.16735265]

>>16730504
/pol/ version of wheres waldo