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16721733 No.16721733 [Reply] [Original]

>"that'll be £4.29 please, lad"

>> No.16721752

i fucking hate chippies
the parasite of the working classes, dragging them down one box of chips and curry sauce at a time

>> No.16721758

>>16721752
>fell for the working class meme

>> No.16721766

>>16721733
I'd pay that amount of money for that pile of slob if I had it in front of me right now
I'm starving

>> No.16721776

>£4.29
do londoners really

>> No.16721782

What's that symbol you guys are using before the 4?

>> No.16721790

>>16721733

>Oi m8, you got any of them scraps I could have as a side?

During highschool I used to know a lad who ask his local chippy for scraps (leftover batter and bits from the deep-fryer - apparently they'd give them for free if you just ask). He was a from a single mother poorfag family though.

>> No.16721793

>>16721782
It's the logo for the chinese yen currency

>> No.16721800

>>16721793
Oh, I see.
England sure is in a sorry state, huh?

>> No.16721805

>>16721733
Gimme that without the slop of brown sauce and sum mayonnaise instead and we got a deal

>> No.16721815

>>16721733
>soggy pommes Pont-Neuf in curry corn syrup
Yep, that's ingurland.

>> No.16721818

>>16721805
t. flemish belgian

>> No.16721822

>>16721818
He didn't ask fried in beef fat.

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>>16721822

>> No.16721867

>>16721758
I'm merely stating facts. Down with chippies.
>>16721790
Same except in uni and it was a single dad family

>> No.16721873

>>16721733
plus tip and tax and a kiss on the lips

>> No.16721931

>>16721873
>tip
>tax not included in price

do Americans even

>> No.16722009

>>16721790
Go to the norf and it's a menu item. They call it "bits".

>> No.16722011

>>16721931
I'm Canadian

>> No.16722016

>>16721733
What the fuck chippie are you going to? Even in London a box like that is usually not more than 3 quid.

>> No.16722097

>>16722016
seeth

>> No.16722266

There's a place near me that fries everything in beef drippings, and the fat neckbeard behind the counter took great please in telling me that not only did they not sell vegeburgers, but that everything was fried in the aforementioned remnants of cow carcasses.
Now I just create a new google account once every week to leave them a new 1 star review.

>> No.16722477

>>16721733
What is that, like a child's portion or something? If I went to a chippy and paid more than a quid for something like that, I'd be livid.

I get a large and split it between 3 people.

>> No.16722483

>>16721790
Nothing wrong with batter bits, lad. I get them every time, they add a bit of crunch, and they're happy to get rid of them, they only go in the bin anyway.

>> No.16722586

>>16721733

I could get 4x that at my local chippy for less than £3. Mate, you are being ripped off. Also, it's better to get your chips wrapped in paper. More traditional.

>> No.16722623

>>16722011
Same thing, muttstuff

>> No.16723547

>>16721733

>drunk food tier that just makes your shit going smoother after a weekend booze bender.

Nah mate, i prefer a hefty pile of bare chips or fries that I'll sprinkle with salt and pepper at home and1 if I'm feeling cheeky I'll ask for that curry sauce in a separate container.

Having a Sri Lankan Christian family that has a corner shop and a chippy ad friends is the place to be (i was even a guest at their new-born being baptized

>> No.16723617

>>16721800
It's a country, actually.

>> No.16723633

>quid
>pounds
>euros
>pence
Imagine being English.

>> No.16723655

>>16723547
>go to chippy
>dirtyman behind the counter
>leave

>> No.16723659

>>16721733
Yes, boss man forced you to fork out big money on sub-standard sloppa.

>> No.16724459

>>16721733
>"living" in londistan

that would be 2 quid in real england

>> No.16724477

>>16724459
>that would be 2 quid in real england

U wot m8. Potatoes and cooking oil are as alien to this isle as curry and tea. We real English eat boiled turnips with mud gravy.

>> No.16724528

>>16721815
Criss d''stie

>> No.16724792

>>16721733
That would be £1.50 at the absolute MOST.

>> No.16724842

>>16724477
i prefer cabbage slices deep fried in pig grease

>> No.16724848

What is it with the English and curry sauce at chippies? Its not great guys.

>> No.16724988

>>16722266
>vegetarian
>eternally assmad
Pottery

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>> No.16724995

>>16721800
Ireland doesn"t have states dude

>> No.16725027

>>16721790
literally nothing wrong with scraps on your chips soufmong

>> No.16725132

>>16722266
t. mad vegetarian

>> No.16725206

Haven't been able to go to my local chippy since that fat Norf guy conquered it

>> No.16725222

>>16722009
norf fc here, anyone who calls them "bits" instead of scraps is gonna get battered like a fish

>> No.16725229

>>16725222
Hey, I just say it as I see it. Don't stab me m8.

>> No.16725273

>>16724995
Ireland is a state

>> No.16725337

>>16721776
Nah mate, my chippie is £1.50 for a small but get a decent amount with it

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>>16725337
>ordering a small portion of food

>> No.16725386

>>16722266
>There's a place near me
Where?

>> No.16725392

>>16724848
>Its not great guys.
100% incorrect. Chip shop curry sauce is manna.

>> No.16725396

>>16721782
Is an underground symbol that only the homosexual community recognizes if you see that symbol anywhere it means that the person is gay

>> No.16725464

>>16725386
Near me, obviously.

>> No.16725503

>>16725337
£1.50 for a small near me and it's enough for 2 people... or an appetiser for an American.

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>>16725382
>being an amerifat

>> No.16725524

>>16725464
Where's that, so I can avoid please veggie brother?

>> No.16726143

Alright will some bong please enlighten me
Are mushy peas a side dish or a condiment/dip?
Do they taste like regular peas just mashed up?

>> No.16726150

>>16721782
Swiss francs

>> No.16726440

>>16726143
they straddle the border between side dish and condiment, with something like fish and chips they are probably more like a condiment although they could easily be subbed in as a side with anything where you'd normally have peas
they are marrowfat peas, which taste more like split peas you'd use in soup rather than garden peas or petit pois or whatever the fuck variety you normally get frozen in a big bag
you can jazz them up with butter, herbs, vinegar etc. but in most chip shops and households they will be heated up straight out of the can and onto the plate

>> No.16726470

>>16721733
>buying food at a sporting event

>> No.16726499

>>16721733
>northern chippy
>£4.29
No

>> No.16726510

>>16721733
Where's the cheese curds?

>> No.16726967

>>16722009
No they don't faggot. It's scraps

>> No.16727024

>>16721752
you mad that they're not eating their bugs and soyulent like they're supposed to leftycuck?

>> No.16727039

>>16727024
You can't even read English.

>> No.16727082

>>16722266
he's living rent free inside your head libtard

>> No.16727843

>>16722011
>canadian
>tips
our restaurant staff are actually paid why would you

>> No.16728693

Why do people put shit directly on their fries? Why wouldn't you just get a side of curry sauce? Fucking disgusting.

>> No.16728949

>>16725382
Yeah because I'm not a fucking fat retard like you that needs a big bowl of potatoes as a snack.

>> No.16729012
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For me it's Jagmeet Singh's "Punjabi Poutine". Sweet Potatoes fried in coconut oil, tomato, garlic, ginger gravy with indian spices, fresh squeaky cheese curds from St. Alberts.

>> No.16729017

>>16726967
>faggot

lol you just outed yourself, you yank pooftah.

>> No.16729026

>>16721733
Britons are so fucking LAZY they'll give pakis money

>> No.16729031

>>16729012
I'd eat it without the cheese curds. Sounds delicious.

>> No.16729038

>>16729017
Americans live rent free in your head. I'm from Manchester you southern wanker

>> No.16729053

>>16729012
I miss Canadian poutine and this sounds like it’s even better.

>> No.16729150

>>16728693
Because they know they want the side on their food anyway, and carrying around 2 containers is awkward for take out you're probably eating while walking along the beach?

>> No.16729209

>>16729038
Sure you are boy. Even if true, that's nothing to be proud of.

>> No.16729286

>>16727843
If a state doesn't have its own minimum wage employers can pay tipped employees $2.13 an hour as long as their tips allow them to make at least $7.25, the federal minimum. Ain't that a trip?

>> No.16729301

>>16724990
Big Bazza's Big Battered Bass Special .jpeg

>> No.16729315

>>16729053
It comes with a side of 600,000 untrained immigrants per year and no electoral reform.

>> No.16729581

>>16722009
scraps for me

>> No.16729709

>>16721782
that's the symbol for Deutsche Marks anon, German currency

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>> No.16730254

>>16721752
> curry sauce
Do bongs really? Just use gravy lads

>> No.16730268
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Europeans really criticize american food when this is a thing

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That’ll be £7

>> No.16730537

>>16724990
why is she putting guacamole on fried fish?

>> No.16730545

>>16729038
>manchester
>north
manchester is barely northern

>> No.16731019

>>16730268
Fack off cunt munchie boxes are GOAT too bad they're strictly a scottish thing and dont exist in London

>> No.16731206

>>16729286
>state
>canada

>> No.16732742

>>16730537
do americans really.....

>> No.16732787
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You poms are really missing out on the GOAT salt

>> No.16732864

>>16721733
>almost $5 for that
jesusfuckingchrist

>> No.16732933

>>16732787
A buddy of mine in Australia swears by this stuff, is there a particular brand you recommend?

>> No.16732955

>>16721752
Arf the chippies are run by Polacks/Balkan mystery meat now, it's over

>> No.16732967

>>16730194
where are the pizza and burgers? do bongs really just batter and deep fry those too?

>> No.16732971

>>16730254
Europoors are obsessed with Indian curry. I don't get it.
I like getting curry dishes at Indian restaurants, but europoors take their own established dishes and put curry sauce in/on them. Curry fish and chips. Currywurst. Curry scotch eggs. Curry meat pies. Curry spatzle. Curry bolognese. Curri cicchetti.
It would be like Americans making curry burgers, curry pizza, etc.

>> No.16733141

>>16732955
it's mostly asians of all stripes desu
chinese chippies are the best tbqh

>> No.16733153

>>16732933
Masterfoods

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>>16725518
jog on
give me the extra large and don't stop the pints until it comes home

>> No.16733393

>>16732742
>mistaking those soggy pieces of shit fries as anything other than Bongistanish

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booba

>> No.16733473

>>16721733
29? Fuck off mate. Fuck right off.

>> No.16733525

>>16730194
Ngl but this looks good.
I think the description is off though.
And yes if you look at the top it looks like two pizza slices battered and deep fried.
Two burger patties are in the middle also battered and fried.
Everything is battered and deep fried and put on a bed of chips.
If I'm ever in Scotland and near that chippie I'm definitely getting one of these

>> No.16733531

>>16730268
What am I looking at here?
The fries in the bottom left are obvious.
Is that tandoori chicken on the bottom left.
Top left is some sort of stir fry?
What's that on the top right?

>> No.16734639

>>16730268
As a German I can assure that this looks even by German crappy fast food standards pretty darn horrible.

>> No.16735057

>>16733531
top left just salad
top right is doner kebab

>> No.16735100

>>16721782
GBP (Good Boy Points)

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For me it's 50:50 fried/boiled rice so that the boiled soaks up the grease from the fried.

Some of that and egg or chicken.
Winner.

>> No.16735330

>>16721782
pedophiles use that symbol to communicate between themselves.

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>>16735330
>pedophiles use that symbol to communicate between themselves.

>> No.16735411

>>16721733
I'm not your lad, mate.

>> No.16735426

>>16721782
it's like the dollar but in europe

>> No.16735441

>>16727024
anon, there will be potatoes and starch sauce long after your masters have cut off meat access