vegans fart seven times more than men!

[Anonymous No.16718966]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9970095/Men-following-plant-based-diet-fart-larger-stools.html

I have been saying this for YEARS and they always deny their horrible stinky farts
Well now science proves it
Meat eating far more civilized

[Anonymous No.16719348]

god i want Gwen to be my stinky valentine :|

[Anonymous No.16719366]

Farting is a third of the fun of eating.

[Anonymous No.16719384]

>'Our Western idea that farting is a sign of something being wrong is totally false,' Rosemary Stanton, a researcher from the University of New South Wales told New Scientist.

>'Farting is a sign of a healthy diet and a healthy colon.'

[Anonymous No.16719433]

*farts on your thread*

owned!

[Anonymous No.16719452]

>>16719384
What a load of crap, it's a result of eating things your body can't fully digest. That's why bacterias in your stinky colon are going to town on things you should have eaten less of

[Anonymous No.16719488]

Beans beans are good for your heart

[Anonymous No.16719498]

>>16719384
>I'm in the same faculty as nutritionists
At least we're under different schools.

[Anonymous No.16719525]

>>16719384
>>16719498
This explains that hole in the ozone layer people were freaking out about.

[Anonymous No.16719527]

I want to fart more, but a vegan diet would conflict with my low oxalate diet. That makes me very sad.

[Anonymous No.16719566]

>>16718966
no, it's people who just recently changed diets with the worst farts because their probiotics are still adjusting. long established eaters of certain foods usually stabilize to lesser farts regardless of diet, but some diets do cause more and smellier farts, but diet and genetics and environment and stress play a huge part. your gas mileage may vary bros. still gonna eat healthy don't give a fuck.
>but you have farts eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yea but you have heart disease retard

[Anonymous No.16719642]

>>16719566
The study debunks this idea
vegans are farty pants plain and simple

[Anonymous No.16719682]

>>16719366
>he doesn't fuck the roast turkey
imagine missing out on the fourth fun of eating... ngmi.

[Anonymous No.16719712]

>>16718966
>people who eat alot of fiber fart more
wow! Protein farts are still the worst thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.16719814]

>>16718966
Epazote (the Mexican herbal alternative to Beano)
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.16719819]

>>16719712
>Protein farts are still the worst thing in the world.
false

[Anonymous No.16719835]

>>16718966
>Dated an extreme vegan woman for six months a few years back.
>She had the worst farts and shits of anyone I've ever met in my life.
The brap fetish joke that has been circulating 4chan for sometime now isn't cool when you have dated someone that has hotboxed your bedroom with their deathly odors.

[Anonymous No.16719963]

Asafoetida, you're welcome bean fans.

[Anonymous No.16719971]

>>16719835
god that's so hot

[Anonymous No.16720015]

brb going vegan

[Anonymous No.16720022]

>>16718966
end veganism to stop global warming