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16704659 No.16704659 [Reply] [Original]

Bacon doesn't belong on cheeseburgers. The easiest way to tell if somebody is a dumbass low taste moron is if they get bacon on their burger.

>> No.16704671
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>> No.16704675
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>>16704659
I like babon cheesburber

>> No.16704678

>>16704671
The only thing you should ever put on a cheeseburger is mayo, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, onion, tomato, relish, or pickle.

Anything else is unacceptable

>> No.16704686

>>16704659
God damn the posters on this site are dumb.

>> No.16704702

>>16704659
I agree but only because when you bite you end up pulling the entire bacon strip out of the burger
if it broke off better it would be fine

>> No.16704704
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>>16704659
t. Jew

>> No.16704713

>>16704659
I like bacon on a burger, but usually it's used to hide a shitty burger, and my default is always without

>> No.16704718

>>16704704
Nah this is Muslim propaganda the Jew wouldn't let us have cheese on it either

>> No.16704804

>>16704659
I hope one day you sire a nice beautiful family and then one day someone shoots them all in the fucking head because that is the fate you deserve with a take like this

>> No.16704934

>>16704804
It's just burgers bro

>> No.16705162

>>16704678
>no cheese

>> No.16705191
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you can put whatever you want on a burger
stop pretending to be contrarian to get (You)s

>> No.16705253
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For me it's lamb burgers

>> No.16705420

I'd rather have bacon jam on a burger

>> No.16705428

>>16705420
I'd rather have a bacon cram between my buns.

>> No.16705429

>>16704678
How about fuck you.

>> No.16705463

>>16704659
Go fuck yourself

>> No.16705564

>>16704678
What about garlic sauce you stupid asshole

>> No.16705588

>>16705191
>an egg
>AND pineapple
>AND beets

Ignoring that none of those flavors are complementary, why are you even eating a burger at that point? You wouldn't even be able to taste the meat.

>> No.16705596

>>16705564
Garlick my sweaty asshole

>> No.16705598

Test

>> No.16705600

>>16704659
Agreed, it's much more delicious to mix cooked chopped bacon into the beef patty, rendering the fat to flavor the entire patty and adding a slightly crunchy texture to the burger

>> No.16705610

>>16704671
god this woman makes my dick hard.

>> No.16705611

>>16705598
icle

>> No.16705615

>>16705191
Australian detected

>> No.16705620

>food purist

>> No.16706205

>>16705615
>>16705588
>he's never had shredded carrot on a burger
ngmi

>> No.16706214

>>16705162
...

>> No.16706240

who is this guy, a burger nazi? uhh check please.

>> No.16706293

It's called a Hamburger of course you put bacon on it you imbecile

>> No.16706296

>>16704678
No mushroom swish? Yeah you're an autistic tastelet.

>> No.16706416

Fuck off
>i only eat borgir and bacon on it makes me happy

>> No.16706521

>>16704659
Cheese doesn't belong on burgers. The easiest way to tell if somebody is a dumbass low taste moron is if they get cheese on their burger.

>> No.16706528

>>16706521Meat doesn't belong on bun. The easiest way to tell if somebody is a dumbass low taste moron is if they get meat on their bun.

>> No.16706540

>>16704659
Anon, in terms of food chemistry it's a good compliment since it will expand the taste of the burger.

You scared of tomatoes too?

>> No.16706571

>>16706296

a fellow patrician i see

>> No.16706610

>>16705253

based

>> No.16706758

>>16705191
only other strayans get it anon, fucking astounding nobody else has beetroot on their burgers. They're definitely missing out

>> No.16706827

>>16704678
imagine gatekeeping burgers

>>16704659
junior bacon cheeseburgers from wendys or 5 guys burgers are 10/10. Don't over complicate a burger. Salt. Pepper. Cheese. Bacon. Mayo, perhaps lettuce

>>16705253
troll

>>16705600
this is good and use cheese cubes and red onion in the patty

>>16706521
I always order hamburgers with cheese to confuse low iq workers

>> No.16706849

I like my burgers with pickled beetroot, bacon and a fried egg

>> No.16706878

>>16706849
fried egg and bacon I could do without but the beetroot is actually a great addition

>> No.16706892

>>16705191
Not gonna lie.. i would eat that and love it

>> No.16706903

>>16704659
The easiest way to tell if someone's an autist is if the can't accept completely legitimate flavour mixings

>> No.16707085
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OP has worse taste than trump

>> No.16707097

>>16706296
hot stuff

>> No.16707105

>>16704678
You like ketchup on your burgers, you have no say in what makes a good burger.

>> No.16707134

You can add eveything on a burger bust most of the time they don't fucking matter at all
Cheese for example, you never fucking taste the cheese unless you've got some nice aged stinky cheese. You can't even feel the texture, you just see some tasty-looking gooey stringy yellow thing that you never actually feel with your mouth.
Pickles are good, they give you a crunch but they can easily overpower everything else. Same with raw onion. Down to preference.
Iceberg lettuce is a must if you want crunch and "freshness"
Tomatoes are great, you can feel them but they're not too strong. Both tomatoes and iceberg go well with mayo so you can add a little of that.
Ketchup is ok I guess. Mustard I don't get. I guess when people say mustard works on burgers they think of a sweeter kind.
Fried egg. When the fuck did you bite into a burger and thought "man this needs some fried egg"? You can barely taste it, too.
Don't see anything wrong with bacon, unless the patty is already fat, and we've established we already have enough sources of crunch.
Pickled chilies are amazing on anything but they tend to make everything about themselves.

>> No.16707147

>>16704678
>ketchup
die

>> No.16707148

>americans have no food culture
>people argue about what goes on burgers for days

>> No.16707158

>>16707147
a mix of mayo and 'chup is the supreme burger sauce
>mayo chup
>aged cheddar
>blue cheese
>bacon
>picked red onion
>mustard
>quality beef patty
the superior burger

>> No.16707196

>>16704659
I think we may be in the minority but I agree with you on this one OP.

>> No.16707203

>>16705191
Why the fuck do people build these burgers taller than is possible to take an actual bite out of?

>> No.16707213

>>16705191
>burger 5 inches tall
alligator detected

>> No.16707287

>>16707134
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>> No.16707298

>>16704659
bacon belongs on shitty burgers because it's overpowering
it doesn't belong on a good burger for the same reason

>> No.16707344

>>16707287
I put a lot of effort in that post. FUCK YOU
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me

>> No.16707408

>>16704659
It's a burger... Are you seriously going to try to wax intellectual and purist about a fucking burger? This would be like bitching because someone put pickles on a ham and american cheese on white wonder bread sandwich.

Listen, this is not difficult - you get a pile of ground up meat , you do what ever the fuck you want with that, add seasoning, what the fuck ever. You then cook the fuck out of that HOW EVER YOU WANT - because we don't live in a fucking burger dictatorship where the fucking burger somehow became our fucking national traditional dish - then your slap that fucker on a burger bun and put what ever the fuck you want on it - because a fucking burger is not a traditional and cherished bit of culinary history.

Now, you find someone making a "burger" out of sausage franks on/in pita bread - I'll listen. Until then, perhaps we shouldn't assume the characteristics of a person by what they put on THEIR burgers unless it seems obvious to make said assumptions - such as putting fucking crack rock on it.

>> No.16707675

>>16707134
It's probably a meme fad given I've only had it at meme fad burger places but I truly love blue cheese on burgers

>> No.16707729

>>16704704
that's not a pale horse. hell fire, that's not even a horse.