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>restaurant requires a reservation
>they only take reservations through phone

It's 2021, how is this even legal?

>> No.16680477

those people should be arrested

>> No.16680478

>>16680475
Do you guys not have phones?

>> No.16680480

>>16680475
this is how they filter autists

>> No.16680482

I prefer to tour the eatery in person before booking my reservation, so as to ensure I have no reservations about the place.

>> No.16680483

>>16680475
How do you want to make your reservation, by telegraph?

>> No.16680486

>>16680483
All sensible restaurants have taken reservations through internet for over a decade.

>> No.16680494

>>16680486
Another slave to big data? OK, kill yourself.

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16680498

>restaurant requires a reservation
>minimum reservation is for two people
>never visit restaurant

>> No.16680499

>>16680478
Fuck off Chang. When's the next Diablo coming out?

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>>16680486
>2021
>using the digital jew

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>>16680499
In 2 weeks. Enjoy your nomods, paypiggies~

>> No.16680507

>>16680503
the jerk store called

>> No.16680511

>>16680475
Makes sense to me. Verifies the customer is a human being.

>> No.16680512

>>16680511
so whats stops me from ordering 32 pizza to 54th nigger avenue?
gttata hee

>> No.16680513 [DELETED] 

>>16680475
bye bye frogcancer

>> No.16680514

>>16680512
Nothing stops you being a child. Go nuts.

>> No.16680523

>>16680475
Do you give your first or last name when booking reservations?

I use my first name as my surname can be misheard or misspelled in a variety of different ways.
Always fun at family meals when my Dad's booked a table under our last name and has to list off about five or six different names that rhyme with it.

>> No.16680530

i always have my girlfriend call the restaurant because i have social anxiety
she also talks to the waiter and orders for me

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16680543

>No card payments because the Chink takeaway are too cheap for the pennies in transaction fees and want to hide their income from the guberment

>> No.16680558

>>16680530
Living the dream how did you meet her

>> No.16680568

>>16680498
>call restaurant
>ask for table for one
>”I’ll ask the chef”
>leaves me hanging
>i hear laughing in the distant
>they dont pick up the phone again

>> No.16680571

>>16680512
One guy can only do so much prank damage over the phone. One guy can do a lot of damage on the internet.

>> No.16680575

>>16680543
Turns out this was the right way to do it afterall. The government wants all small businesses to shut down.

>> No.16680577

>>16680558
i met her on the internet in a forum

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16680580

>>16680482

>> No.16680582

>>16680558
They met on /pol/

>> No.16680583

>>16680475
Anybody undesirable gets filtered by having to speak for 30 seconds on the phone

>> No.16680584

>>16680577
what's her ass smell like

>> No.16680599

>>16680584
ass

>> No.16680601

>>16680599
gross as fuck

>> No.16680651

>>16680601
not if your a dog

>> No.16680659

>>16680475
>we're totally booked