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>he doesn't consume caffeine
>a naturally drug made by god to enhance human potential
Caffeine is good for you

>> No.16675721

>>16675714
*a natural
Retard.

>> No.16675732

>>16675714
only incels dislike coffee

>> No.16675747

I drank six cups of highly caffeinated coffee again.

>> No.16675764

Drug free here. Don't feel worn down constantly or get vomit inducing migraines from missed days. It really cut down on eating junk in general because there isn't a real substitute. Really only eat pie every few weeks or something.

>> No.16675783

>>16675764
How do you define "drug", anon? I assume you never take aspirin or ibuprofen if you've hurt yourself and are waiting for it to heal?
Did you know that studies show fluctuating blood sugar levels and lack of sleep can each have as great an impact on mood and reflexes/awareness as drunkenness?

>> No.16675791

>>16675783
>aspirin or ibuprofen
Not him, but why would you take this meds? assuming we are around 20-30, you are just fucking your natural clock, at some point these two meds or more, will stop work.
So it's better to wait till you are 60 to start taking meds so they are more effective.

>> No.16675794

>>16675783
Stop being a weasle to justify your addictions. If you like coffee, drink it.

>> No.16675807

why is greta hun ginjeet jawmogging me

>> No.16675816

>>16675714
She's starting to look like Elliot Page.
Only a matter of time until she becomes an ugly boy.

>> No.16675818

>>16675714
I will never understand why this girl makes incels seethe so hard. Nothing she says should be controversial. She doesn't attack "the patriarchy" or anything of the sort. She's not in the least bit sexually attractive, nor is she ugly enough to inspire disgust, pity, or contempt. She is about as neutral as it gets. There is literally nothing of interest there for an incel. She's like a bland corporate values statement in the form of a generic looking teenage girl. Where does all of the seethe come from?

>> No.16675822
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Caffeine makes me feel anxious and shitty but I love coffee

>> No.16675824

>>16675783
I only got three hours of sleep last night and I feel drunk right now

>> No.16675899

>>16675714
Why not munch on some Coca leafs, its better. And also naturaly god given.

>> No.16675901

>>16675818
jesus calm down bro

>> No.16675909

>>16675818
I*m not an incel but I can tell you why I get angry about her; she's a mentally ill child being used by her parents like a puppet. She is a victim of ongoing abuse and the press are pretending that's a good thing.

>> No.16675957

Why isn't cocaine legal,
its just like caffeine.
The only issue with it is dealers lacing it for the poor people to buy.
If they just sold pure coke in small doses like caffine the world would be a better place.

>> No.16675960

caffeine doesn't impact me no matter how much tablets i ate/coffee i drank. what do i do

>> No.16675963

Did she do a porn to support global warming?
That was a rumor a while back that she was considering it as a fund raiser

>> No.16675966
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16675966

>>16675909
>everyone is abusing kids
Projecting rightoids are a laugh riot

>> No.16676014

>>16675966
so are strawmanning leftoids

>> No.16676024

>>16675960
train your proprioception

>> No.16676028

stfu greta

>> No.16676051

>>16675966
I like how SBC made his career making fun of various ethnic groups while being a rabid Zionist working with the ADL to suppress criticism of Israel. Really makes you think.

>> No.16676078

>>16675783
>I assume you never take aspirin or ibuprofen if you've hurt yourself and are waiting for it to heal?
i generally dont, being dumb to pain only risks you injuring yourself further

>> No.16676125

>>16675714
Jesus, she looks like a fucking skeleton now.
Why are vegans so delusional?

>> No.16676148
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16676148

>>16675783
If I'm making up a definition, drugs are non-nutrients with short term physiological effects and long term negative ones.
I've taken aspirin while detoxing from caffeine but never from 'hurting myself'.
I don't use an alarm to wake up either.

>> No.16676162

>>16676148
Alcohol has nutritional value.
Does that mean it is not a drug?

>> No.16676172

>>16675714
It's not, but it's okay. You're a retard who shares your unsolicited opinions on the internet.

>> No.16676214

>>16676162
I meant to exclude claims of other necessary foods being included but I salute your shitposting.

>> No.16676363

>>16675714
>Walled at 18
Sad! Many such cases

>> No.16676378

>>16676363
She hit the wall when she was born, anon. You just have low standards

>> No.16676390

>>16675714
I recently stopped drinking soda after drinking it every day as pretty much my only source of liquid for the last 20 years. I don't miss it and I don't have headaches or withdraw symptoms. I do, however, drink water with caffeine in it as well as coffee. But I only have 2 coffees each day with the rest of my liquid consumption being caffeinated water.

I have noticed weight loss and a general improvement in my mood. I hate to say it but the anti-soda health nuts were right, soda is terrible for your body and I'm glad I quit. Now I'm worried about how much caffeinated water I drink.. though I suppose it's technically healthier than soda.

>> No.16676623

>>16676172
>it's not
According to whom?

>> No.16676846

>>16675818
>>16675818
I think she's fucking beautiful and I would love her and take care of her and protect her from climate change. She's 18 btw

>> No.16676850
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>> No.16676851

>>16675963
No she is pure there is no way

>> No.16676861

>>16675960
Switch to cocaine

>> No.16677011
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16677011

>>16675714
I prefer it in 100% pure form. I start every day with this and two cigarettes

>> No.16677020

>>16676850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b-nFSUXcuM

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>>16675714
>Greta Thiccunberg

>> No.16677044

>>16677034
Is this shopped?

>> No.16677059

>>16677011
>two cigarettes
Opinion discarded.

>> No.16677150

>>16677044
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro

>> No.16677158

>>16675714
jesus she hit the wall at 18

>> No.16677160

>>16675714
She hit the wall at 15

>> No.16677161

>>16676148
Damn it. I wish my penis was her special subject instead of environmentalism.

>> No.16677173

>>16677034
Not proud to admit it, but I actually recognise that ass.
It's kittycaitlin on Chaturbate.

>> No.16677189

>>16675714
the wall takes no survivors

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>>16675714
>he doesn't consume opium
>a naturally drug made by god to enhance human potential
Opium is good for you

>> No.16677203

>>16676162
>Alcohol has nutritional value.
proof? it has calories but no nutritional value.

>> No.16677204

Since there is a photo of the beauty in the OP's post, I don't give a damn about the topic of discussion in the thread.

Fuck caffeine

>> No.16677224

>>16675714
>dark chocolate
Yes I do.

>> No.16677257

>>16677203
carbohydrates?

>> No.16677272

Coffee tastes nasty makes me dehydrated and poopoo. Don't feel more awake but tire much more quickly than if I hadn't had any.

Same effect with caffeine pills except the add trachycardia

>> No.16677296

>>16677272
Protip: drive for five hours, pull over, take a caffeine pill and a ten minute nap, you're good to drive another four or five hours.

>> No.16677665

>>16677203
What is your definition of nutritional value?

>> No.16677675

>>16675714
dang she grew up cutie

>> No.16677694
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16677694

Technically every non lab produced drug is naturally occurring. Lets go do some datura boys. I don't touch coffee, its a trap. You become reliant on it, and besides, if i drink a full cup I feel like shit.

>> No.16677808

>>16675714
She really does have the facial structure of an autist.

>> No.16677817

The whole purpose of caffeine is to keep bugs away from plants.

>> No.16677902

>>16677272
usually if caffeine is making you more tired than you already are, it's because you're dehydrated already. since caffeine is a diuretic and will cause you to lose a lot of water quickly, it's easy to become extremely dehydrated, and even more tired as a result.
i drink about a liter of water with my morning coffee and it's far more stimulating

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>>16675714
>made by god

>> No.16678067

>>16675721
A natural retard?

>> No.16678092

>>16677808
Describe this to me please. There's a girl I like and I think she might be autistic, she kind of looks like Greta too.

>> No.16678123

>>16678092
Ask her if she likes anime.

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>>16677150

>> No.16678234

>>16675822
Fuck anon that was the worst webm I've ever seen on this board.

>> No.16678239

>>16675714
Greta's starting to look very womanly. Hot. Definitely would.

>> No.16678262

>>16678092
It's called Nordic phenotype

>> No.16678272

>>16675714
I would love caffeine if I did not have to drink a slowly increasing amount of it or feel like shit
so I do not bother with it at all anymore

>> No.16678438

>>16678067
nothin artifieciel, kid

>> No.16678622

>>16675714
You become dependent and it makes your life worse in every respect. Caffeine is a drug for redditors.

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x=reddit

>> No.16678825

>>16678622
Coffee drinkers have a lower incidence of all-cause mortality.

>> No.16678839

>>16678622
>You become dependent
>makes your life worse in every respect
>is a drug

Why even help them?
Why even tell them the truth?
Why can't you just let them stay addicted, for their whole fucking lives?

Why else do you think they legalized marijuana?

For me,
it is laughing at the weakass motherfuckers, crawling on their bellies,
begging for their favorite controlled substance, so they can "comfortably" live another day.

>> No.16678841

>>16675714
I love caffeine but I'm fast metabolism and highly sensitive to caffeine so to slow me down I smoke a lot of weed with my caffeine but the weed gives me paranoia and anxiety so I drink a lot of beer with my weed to chill me out

>> No.16678842

>>16677173
Thanks anon

>> No.16678846

>>16675818
>Not sexually attractive
Dude she's beautiful
Verification not required

>> No.16678848

>>16678841
and I drink a lot of caffeine

>> No.16678855

>>16677665
Not him, but I would say something your body uses to build your body or keep it running smoothly, alcohol might have energy but you can't use it as your fuel source and be okay

>> No.16678864

>>16675783
>mans drugs are bad
>OH YEAH DEFINE DRUGS THERE’S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEROIN AND ADVIL I AM VERY INTELLIGENT

fuck off

>> No.16678870

>>16675818
>She's not in the least bit sexually attractive, nor is she ugly enough to inspire disgust, pity, or contempt. She is about as neutral as it gets. There is literally nothing of interest there for an incel.

Damn almost like your cartoon stereotype is wrong

>> No.16678888

>>16675714
I can't sleep when I drink it

>> No.16678891

>>16678888
Only drink it in the moring mr based quads. I had to switch to old people pepsi since it was keeping me awake.

>> No.16678936

>>16678870
She's really not that attractive, nothing about her would make me check her out if I passed her on the street. That's said id probably still fuck her

>> No.16678938

>>16678864
He gave a concrete reason why sugar and bad sleep could be considered drugs if you subjected them to the standards by which caffeine is a drug, no idea where he implied that there's no diference between heroin and advil.

>> No.16678943

>>16678936
She is prime attractiveness. Absolute physical perfection.

>> No.16678946

>>16678936
You're a dumb bitch. 10's cheat. 6-7's are loyal forever.

>> No.16678966

>>16675794
You seem bothered that he called you out on your hypocrisy.

>> No.16678992

>>16678946
Yeah and 3's can pass for livestock if you ever want free carnival admission.

>> No.16679016

>>16675818
>She's like a bland corporate values statement in the form of a generic looking teenage girl.
That's exactly what appeals to me about her. She looks just like the neighborhood cutiepie who I want to hatefuck because she doesn't get it enough from her boring bf she's been dating too long

>> No.16679019

>>16678992
keep liking 10's on tinder and getting one night stands (if)

>> No.16679023

>>16675714
>Addictive
>Hard crash once the rush is over

caffeine is for the retarded and wagies

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16679027

Do people really crash from caffeine?

>> No.16679059

>>16679023
t. coping manchild with a kid's taste buds

>> No.16679112

>>16675822
How let such mongoloids into such a nice kitchen?

>> No.16679119
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>>16678846
>malnourished skeleton
>beautiful

>> No.16679166

>>16679023
Let's see that timestamped physique, oh superior one

>> No.16679168

>>16675818
She's so hot

>> No.16679169

>>16675714
J A W M O G G E D

>> No.16679604

>>16678092
It's mostly the eyes, but her face has a normal "long" shape with downie features.

As far as the girl you like, just date her. There's only one way to find out for sure.

>> No.16680213

>>16676148
I hate to admit it, but I'm not too old, and she is fucking adorable.

>> No.16680282

>>16675818
>She's like a bland corporate values statement in the form of a generic looking teenage girl
this is exactly why people hate her

>> No.16680291

>>16675818

Nobody gives a shit, not even liberals. Rich liberals invite her to come yell at them and then they clap because if they're not gonna do anything meaningful the next best thing is to show everyone they acknowledge their failures.

Most Republicans will at most roll their eyes at her. Only butthurt extremely-online /pol/tards give her any serious attention.

>> No.16680293

>>16675714
>god
Time to grow up kid. Stop believing in man written bullshit.

>> No.16680318

>>16677257
Alcohol is not the same as a carbohydrate, no. It has more energy than carbs too, actually.
Carbs sit around 4.2 kcal per gram, same as protein, while alcohol yields 7.
Fat is 9
>>16678855
Not in the long run, no, but that is also true for the other sources of energy.
Alcohol has nutritional value in the sense that it can keep you alive if the alternative is having no intake of energy at all.
Do you think alcohol can't make you fat? Isn't that building the body?

>> No.16680329

>>16680282
No, the right-wing hates him because it makes you feel guilty. Which is true because everyone is responsible for their own actions. That includes emissions too. But of course it's the coal and oil companies and their right wing chums that are the most responsible for everything. They have the most power. Shell and Exxon could fix every problem. But the sociopathic leaders in those corporations have decided to do the exact opposite and have manipulated people against physics. And the right wing is more than happy to fuck everyone in the ass if it gets them money and power. And it does. Because right wingers are sociopaths themselves.

>> No.16680429

>>16675818
She supported communist in india.

>> No.16680484

>>16675714
My little sister went to school with Greta. apparently a group of "mean girls" pinned Greta down in the locker room after gym class.
What followed next is pretty graphic.

>> No.16681007

>>16680484
What happened?

>> No.16681022

>>16675714
It isn't though, it's addictive for one and that would be bad enough without the heart palpitations and inevitable crash. Drink water instead.
>>16679023
This.

>> No.16681025

>>16675963
Link?

>> No.16681029

>>16680484
>Unzips dick

>> No.16681035

>>16681025
I'm afraid to Google it.

>> No.16681041

>>16675963
>imagine making this low-IQ fake news
Have sex, incel.

>> No.16681053

>>16681035
You will become a watchlist

>> No.16681075

>>16675714
>He doesn't consume cocaine
>Caffeine's big brother

>> No.16681089

>>16681022
People who drink coffee also drink water, you retarded fatass. Aldo coffee is one of the healthiest beverages there is. Specific people may not react well to coffee but coffee drinkers on average are at a lower risk of all-cause mortality.

>> No.16681090

Damn it, Greta is an insanely beautiful girl, perfect

>> No.16681092

>>16681007
are you familiar with the practice known as lesbian bukkake?

>> No.16681096

>>16681041
hey retard, Gretas porn is all over the internet.

>> No.16681100

>>16675963
I think she's still a virgin

>> No.16681121

>>16679112
*caucasoid

>> No.16681123

>>16681100
Greta is a virgin, but like most autistic girls she masturbates furiously several times a week.
This has caused serious issues during her campaigns and travels, most recently at a meeting with representatives for the Japanese whaling industry.

>> No.16681125

>>16675714
She's only a teenager, right? Why do her eyes look so exhausted?

>> No.16681128

>>16681123
Lol
What gaps can she have?

>> No.16681206

>>16681096
Link?

>> No.16681391

>>16681128
gaps?

>> No.16681462

>>16675714
You could day the same thing about psilocybin

>> No.16681591

>>16680329
>Everyone is responsible
>These guys are way more responsible than me so fuck them
Turn off your computer, throw away your electricity powered possessions, sell your car and buy a bike you leftist parasite.

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I just drank 4 red bulls and I'm perfectly fine.

>> No.16681628

>>16681391
You don't understand what I mean, huh

>> No.16681637

>>16681123
>This has caused serious issues during her campaigns and travels
wtf

>> No.16681723

>>16681637
I need a source on this

>> No.16681726

>>16681628
no :( do you mean a vagina? She has one of those.

>> No.16681748

>>16681723
>In an interview with Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter miss Thunberg talked at great lengths about her masturbation habits and how it has gotten her in trouble with hotel management in Brussels.

>> No.16681759

What's with all the perverts itt? Ban these creeps please.

>> No.16681767

>>16681759
greta is 18
no need to be mad just because you'll never be a real woman and have men fawn over you like this

>> No.16681795

Okay, can anyone else give me an answer on this, because I don't know who to believe anymore, when you drink coffee, does your pee smell coffee, it does for me and only with coffee...

>> No.16681804

>>16681795
are you too fucking stupid to use google? you don't deserve an answer

>> No.16681818

>>16681795
does for me too. its not a problem.

>> No.16681832

>>16681637
>...cleaning staff at the prestigious hotel got an unwelcome surprise when it was time to clean the room of the famous climate champion.

>> No.16681865

>>16681795
Nope just you, chud

>> No.16681868

>>16681832
>unwelcome

>> No.16681876

>>16681125
She's 18 I believe and because she's a vegan.

>> No.16681904

>>16677902
Water is a diuretic. It's a word without meaning.

>> No.16681906

>>16681868
>the victim, who wishes to remain anonymous, got sprayed in the face when miss Thunberg climaxed. She tried to continue cleaning the room but broke down and left after Greta hurled an apple at her head leaving a bruise.

>> No.16681913

>>16681906
God I wish that was me.

>> No.16681951

>>16681906
Lies

>> No.16682005

>>16675714
>It's natural so it's good for you !!!
Go eat random mushrooms from the forest then, also get botulism it's natural too

>> No.16682042

>>16681951
are you seriously victim-shaming? i cant even

>> No.16682044

>>16681906
Seems legit

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>>16681906
Fuck I hit a girl in the head with an apple.
Like 12 years old camping.
Wrestling in the water.
Also got ghost gum in her hair.
Then 2 years later we are driving through the town she lived in and dad comments about it being where my girlfriend lives. Thanks dad and how does that help me.

40 years old and this is all life had to offer.

>> No.16682069

>>16675714
Venom is natural too. Go consume that and kill yourself op

>> No.16682073

>>16682061
based dad.

>> No.16682080

>>16682061
Are you a robit?

>> No.16682085

>>16681795
Eating asparagus will fix that.

>> No.16682108

>>16681951
>Greta's cross-atlantic voyage took a toll on the ship's crew. On several occasions she stripped naked, crouched down on the deck of the yacht and pleasured herself. when confronted by the captain of the ship Greta hurled an apple at his head.

>> No.16682131

>>16682108
>hurled an apple at his head
Way to keep it food related

>> No.16682192

>>16682085
>Greta Thunberg is in hot water after a video surfaced showing the famed saviour of planet earth using an asparagus as a clitoral stimulator.

>> No.16682243

I quit coffee and I get better sleep now. I still enjoy, and don't abstain from it if some social situation requires it.

>> No.16682274

>>16682192
Quality not as good.

>> No.16682298

>>16682274
yeah i phoned it in.

>> No.16682395

>>16675822
How are you suppose to cut a carrot? I can only think of two ways.
One, fucking hold it by the sides.
Two, chop off the ends, then stand it on the thicker end. Slice down.

>> No.16682440

>>16675966
I can guarantee you she's been passed around countless times by her handlers

>> No.16682457

>>16678092
It's called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

>> No.16682491

>>16682395
Cut a sliver off of one side do that it sits flat and doesn't try to roll all over the place then down the middle. But I usually just hold the carrot between my thumb and forefinger and cut vertically between the opening.

That webm is sad because she has never cooked in a kitchen in her life; it's not just nerves.

>> No.16682632

>>16675764
>get vomit inducing migraines from missed days
you dont have to abuse everything you consume, you know

>> No.16682637

>>16682632
Tell that to Greta's parents.

>> No.16682643

>>16682637
english isnt your first language, is it?

>> No.16682654

>>16675714
I take it with L-theanine now to dampen the anxiety

>> No.16682687

>>16675714
It makes me sleepy for some reason, so I don't take it.

>> No.16682695

Damn, I tried to find more cute pics of greta but there aren't any. that girl is fugly.

>> No.16682706

>>16675714
caffeine is bad for you though. it's a merchant drink

>> No.16682796

>>16677173
It's better than recognizing a bulge

>> No.16682900

>>16675957
They used to sell it, the world was a better place

>> No.16683264

>>16682108
Hot

>> No.16683760

>>16676148
BASED. Don't know what I'd do If I had a job that required a strict schedule, I love being able to go to bed and just waking up anywhere in a ~90 minute window

>> No.16683778

>>16675783
I didn't take painkillers even when I had a kidney stone, so no

>> No.16683805

>>16680484
That's when a girl got on top of her and hocked a loogie onto her face, right? Classic.

>> No.16683879

>>16683805
There was also a gay

>> No.16683953

>>16675791
>le meds face
Glow harder multicoloured nigger

>> No.16683967

god i want to put babies in her.
i want to breed a new species of ultrasperg with her.
i would go raw vegan for that lithe little legal cunny

>> No.16683973

>>16675714
>>he doesn't consume opium
>>a naturally drug made by god to relieve the human body
Opium is good for you

>> No.16684004

>>16683973
In measured doses with third party assistance, yes, it is very good for pain.

>> No.16684014

>>16683973
>he doesn't poison himself with belladonna to achieve witches powers
>dude it's just weed bro it's natural bro

>> No.16684034

>>16675714
Schizo take but caffeine is directly responsible for the modern hellscape we live in

>> No.16684049

Ever since I was diagnosed schizo my mind and body can't take caffeine at all. Sucks, I used to drink a strong moka pot every morning and I loved it.

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>>16684034
Expound...

>> No.16684068

>>16684053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPG18zNtXk&ab_channel=PowerfulJRE

I am on my phone so not going to write an essay but basically humans are lazy brainlets and when societies get exposed to caffeine it gives the society much more autist focus, focus required to produce and work in industrialized societies

why is it a coffee break at work? It makes you a better and more efficient worker

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>>16684068
>joe rogan
I ignored the rest of your post

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>>16684085
Understandable, his guest sums the history of caffiene and various societies well.

But I dont blame you if you ignored what I said

>> No.16684124

>>16684099
The Hanbali school of Islamic jurisprudence banned coffee. I think that is based.

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>>16684124
based indeed

>> No.16684200

>>16681726
Exactly

>> No.16684210

i routinely consoom three double shots of espresso every single morning. r8.

>> No.16684213

>>16681128
She's a woman. She has holes you can fuck and cum in. Are you retarded?

>> No.16684216

>>16684213
i'll let you fuck my mouth and cum in it (no homo)

>> No.16684407

>>16684213
I meant the sensation from her narrow slit. Stupid you shit

>> No.16684668

>>16684407
Gretas slit is far from narrow.

>> No.16684689

>>16684668
It's clenched tighter than a diamond in a black hole when I'm around.

>> No.16684697

>>16678938
why are you talking about yourself in the third person?

>> No.16684718

>>16683879
>a gay
Only one?

>> No.16685222

>>16675714
Caffeine is white collar meth and the modern workday relies on people doping themselves to last the full duration.

>> No.16685275

>>16675818
Same reason they thought the Anita jewess going to the UN was a big deal: they think the news is real life but also fake.
I have had jokers come to me with her being a prophet btw, but these are not people who generally hold anyone's attention.

>> No.16685330

I find the gerta to be attractive

>> No.16685385

>>16685330
Me to

>> No.16685454

>>16675764
I've gone through long stretches (like 4+ months) of zero caffeine, and lately have had probably 400-500mg of caffeine a day. I can say that it's probably better to have no caffeine in terms of sleep quality etc, but there's no replacing that 30-60 minutes of buzz. Feels so good

>> No.16685458

>>16685385
She has like a puffy vagina mouth

>> No.16685919

>>16685458
What causes this?

>> No.16685993

>>16677202
came here to post this thanks based anon

>> No.16686074

>>16675822
I have lost several fingertips and my will to live watching this webm.

>> No.16686087

>>16686074
I don't think it's actually greta

>> No.16686117

>>16685330
Oh yeah
She's a really pretty girl. I would even say she is the perfect girl. And her eyes and legs ...
Beauty