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16668819 No.16668819 [Reply] [Original]

One bite, everybody knows the rules

>> No.16668824

That's not even cooked wtf

>> No.16668832

>>16668819
wtf is this monstrum?

>> No.16668853

How does this rate compared to dijorno

>> No.16668882

>>16668853
42

>> No.16668896

>>16668819
i caught campylobacter last week and my shit looked similar to this.

>> No.16668922
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>>16668819
does anyone have that webm of the brazilian catipury pizza where the guy stitches the dough and throws cardboard into the oven while the pizza is cooking and tops it off with three olives at the end?

>> No.16668929
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>>16668819
dumping pizza until I get a response

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>>16668819

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>>16668932

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>>16668947

>> No.16668951

>>16668922
What the fuck am I looking at here

>> No.16668959
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>>16668951
looks like han characters on the side of the box. some south east asian pizza I assume it is very fresh squid, mayo, and some other stuff

>> No.16668960

>>16668932
Imagine paying NYC prices for anything. Fuck that

>> No.16668969
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>>16668960
I'm not one to order bowling alley food anyways

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>>16668969

>> No.16668977
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>>16668974

>> No.16668978

>>16668974
Give the pizza bitch

>> No.16668979
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>>16668977
I've got a whole folder of pizza girls

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>>16668978

>> No.16668984

>>16668951
Probably bonito flakes, they're so thin the heat is enough to move them around

>> No.16668995
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>>16668984

>> No.16668996

>>16668984
Weird. God I hate Asians.

>> No.16669020
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>>16668996
wow I didn't realize they could move around that much. I looked up bonito happy dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LyD_Aa2DPA

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>>16669020

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>>16668819

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>>16669033

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>>16669038

>> No.16669048
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>>16669045

>> No.16669053
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16669053

>>16669048

>> No.16669056

>>16668969
Hurry up wagie.

>> No.16669058

>>16669020
Robots would never ask for $15 an hour. I say bring on the robots!

>> No.16669061
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16669061

>>16669053

>> No.16669067
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>>16669061
more swedish pizza

>> No.16669068

>>16669045
I used to live in a hellishly cold environment. I once tipped a guy almost as much as the pizza and wings was worth because it was -30F and I lived at the bottom of a slope and he delivered during a blizzard.

>> No.16669078

>>16669068
Where was this? Alaska?

>> No.16669080
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16669080

>>16669068
you should have just eaten frozen pizza

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>>16669080

>> No.16669088

>>16669028
Why are the french so fucking full of themselves? They're even worse than Americans

>> No.16669089
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>>16669085

>> No.16669090

>>16669085
What a life

>> No.16669095
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>>16669090
too bad we can't all have it so good

>> No.16669098

>>16669078
Hellish year in Minnesota.
>>16669080
I didn't have a lot of food around and my stove was down. I spent most of my time at work. I ordered out because my car couldn't make it up all the hills.

>> No.16669099

>>16669078
Most of the northeastern and north-midwest US states hit -30 at least once a year.

>> No.16669100
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>>16669098
I just wanted to make a pun

>> No.16669103
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>>16669100

>> No.16669110
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>>16669103

>> No.16669114

>>16669103
Anon don't disrespect Mexican pizza like that, shit is top tier compared to other countries.

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>>16669114

>> No.16669119
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>>16669116

>> No.16669124
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>>16669119
how about some bone in pizza?

>> No.16669126

>>16669119
That's horrifying

>> No.16669133
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>>16669126

>> No.16669140

>>16669085
Why would you buy a roastie rubber butt?

>> No.16669143

>>16669133
Revolting

>> No.16669162
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>>16669143
pizza flambe

>> No.16669166
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16669166

>>16668922
I went and found it myself

>> No.16669171
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>>16669166

>> No.16669176

>>16668951
Fish flakes wiggle when heated, looks crazy but that's all it is. Japanese pizza is based though you should try it.

>> No.16669204

>>16669028
>niggers all wait outside the slots taking everyones pizzas
>they have to make nigger scaring robots
>robot scares off everyone so they have to make nigger robots to support their business
>all hell breaks loose

>> No.16669217

>>16669140
maybe it didnt start that way

>> No.16669234

>>16669171
>>16669166
Why are SE Asians (I'm guessing these are Indians but I've noticed this across SE Asia) so fucking careless when it comes to food? I get it, their life probably sucks so they dont care about serving trash, but they are so haphazard about everything it seems intentiona.

>> No.16669238 [DELETED] 

>>16669124
i once found bone in my taco bell burrito, and i got so fucking scared i threw it out before i could take a picture

>> No.16669250

>>16669234
I'm pretty sure this is brazilian pizza. the guy is very brown compared to a filipino, and it looks like he's putting catipury and corn on the pizza which is brazilian toppings

>> No.16669283

>>16669166
https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4?t=81

here he is throwing the burnt trash in the pizza oven

>> No.16669389
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16669389

>>16669283
>mestre da pizza

>> No.16669396

>>16668974
Source?

>> No.16669426

>>16668969
Has no one told this guy that slow is smooth and smooth is fast? Half of the cheese is getting thrown away and the pepperoni placement on that first pizza is fucking terrible.

>> No.16669456

>>16669283
Everything about this is a trainwreck.

>punches a hole in the dough
>pink pizza sauce that is barely applied to the pizza
>at least a pound of mayo
>cooks the pizza with literal garbage
>cuts the pizza with a paint scraper
>sprinkles 3 sad looking olives on the pizza as if it is a masterpiece

>> No.16669457

>>16668974
>>16669396
Found it
KittyKatLuna

>> No.16669464

>>16669204
why do i think of Bender from futurama when you say "nigger robot"

>> No.16669482

>>16669053
I wonder if they ever eat each other

>> No.16669548

>>16669020
Shitalians BTFO

>> No.16669602

>>16669234
Belief in predestination, it removes all responsibility from absolutely everything because it's all gods plan. Same reason the roads are such a nightmare, if that crowd of school children wasn't meant to die today they wouldn't be standing on that particular section of sidewalk.

>> No.16669691

>>16668929
How did this footage get released?

>> No.16669739
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16669739

>>16668996
You should be appreciative that the Japs came up with a humane innovation that allows them to emulate the experience of eating a living, wriggling creature. After all, the Asian palate demands live sacrifice, or else dinner just isn't the same.

>> No.16669761

>>16669067
This is great

>> No.16669940

>>16668819
You know the rules. And so do I.

>> No.16669980

>>16669058
Yes, disemploy the already impoverished masses. I'm sure that will work out just fine.

>> No.16669985

>>16669038
WILLLSONNNNN

>> No.16670361

>>16668932
do chicagoans really

>> No.16670379

>>16669283
lost my shit when he just started stabbing it and the whole thing is such mush it starts falling apart

>> No.16670393

>>16669119
I was in the original thread for that. Shame none of the other pics survived.

>> No.16670429

>>16669053
I wonder if they taste good on pizza.

>> No.16670436

>>16669061
extra bacon plz

>> No.16670493

>>16669426
The cheese falls through a grate to be reused

>> No.16670494

>>16669283
>feeds fire with literal garbage
America may be a shit hole but at least it’s not Brazil.

>> No.16670614

>>16669140
>>16669217
looks like he's blown out the asshole on it kek

>> No.16670667

>>16669067
that commercial is not swedish.

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