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Recently I decided to go sober due to years of alcohol abuse. I have a really nice decantar though which goes well with the aesthetics of the apartment. I wanted to fill it with something non alcoholic that looks like whiskey and will hold its color. Any suggestions on what I can fill it with? Was thinking of something like processed iced tea maybe?

>> No.16658900

>>16658899
Dont drink water for a long time then pee in it.

>> No.16658901

>>16658899
I'd assume you're unable to fill it with whiskey and not drink it if you're asking this question, yeah?

>> No.16658902

>>16658899
Make tea and put in decanter. Experiment to see how many teabags, how much time etc.

>> No.16658904

>>16658899
If you drink some apple juice, and then eat some boiled red beets,
you could easily pee in it to make it look like a very dark whiskey or rum

>> No.16658907

assuming you want something you can actually use/eat: maple syrup

>> No.16658917

>>16658901
Yes

>>16658902
This is a good idea thanks

>> No.16658940

>>16658900
FPBP

>> No.16659040

>>16658899
Fruit juice and replace it often. Tea will spoil and mold almost immediately.

>> No.16659041

>>16658900
all the sediment will settle out of pee and then you'll be left with an unsightly layer at the bottom.

>> No.16659590
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16659590

>>16658899
Pee in the bottle.

>> No.16659593

>>16658899
water and carmel color

>> No.16659622

>>16658899
Tea will go bad and get moldy. Water down some apple cider vinegar, get some food coloring if you need the tone to change.

>> No.16659625

>>16659590
What am I looking at here?

>> No.16659631

Fill it with Pine-Sol

>> No.16659644

>>16659625
pee pods

>> No.16659701

>>16658899
Bad idea. Get something to replace it that you like, like a statue of a favorite character or something.

>> No.16659734

>>16658899
Just fucking glue the cap on and don't drink it or don't have liquor bottles as decor since you're not a college age faggot anymore.

>> No.16659775

>>16659625
Alcohol in an edible packet. A whiskey ravioli, basically.

>> No.16659777

>>16659775
based

>> No.16659791

>>16658899
I'll be honest, don't do that, if you want to get sober and stay sober, you shouldn't have reminders of your time as an alcoholic.

Do what this >>16659701 guy said, get a statue or an art fixture or something creative.

>> No.16659798

>>16659041
This
t. experienced pee bottler

>> No.16659828

>>16658899
water and add some soy sauce till the color matches

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16660098

>>16659625

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16660126

you got yourself a fancy reed diffuser. unfortunately there's no beverage that can keep in a decanter like spirits

>> No.16660130

>>16658917
Add a shitload of salt so it doesn't go bad and you won't have to replace it. Bonus anyone trying to have your booze will get a mouthful of salty ancient tea.
Actually tea is probably a bad idea, it will have solids in it that'll settle out and it won't look the part. Maybe try a caramel syrup like Torani or something.

>> No.16660148

>>16658899
rare aesthetic piss bottle

>> No.16660209

>>16660098
Do you chew it or let it dissolve?

>> No.16660242

>>16660209
you bite it like a tide pod

>> No.16660253

>>16660242
Well that's dumb. Now if you could just swallow 20 of those and try make it home before you got drunk would be fun.

>> No.16660254

>>16658899
Very few people make it long term, that being said, saffron is said to help with cravings. However, boiling it makes it little more than a sugar pill. Put some a bunch of threads in some cold water and let it steep.

>> No.16660258

>>16660253
>swallow 20
Your body will probably make you throw it up before you get drunk. That or it will go into shock.

>> No.16660296

>>16660258
Sounds fun

>> No.16661686

>>16658899
I think you should sell that thing honestly, it's probably better not to have somethign that reminds you of whiskey constantly on display at your place
replace it with something else

>> No.16662144

>>16658899
molasses and water, goes rancid but keeps its colour

>> No.16662768

Apple cider vinegar you absolute retards.

>> No.16662811

>>16662768
what are we supposed to do with that?

>> No.16662841

Malt Vinegar. Dilute with water to get desired colour.

>> No.16662846

Everyone is missing a MAJOR problem here. Mold.

Grab some food coloring and play with it until you hit the right color. Toss in a splash of rubbing alcohol to keep it sterile. Adding any type of sugary drink will lead to mold.

>> No.16662903

>quit heroin
>still have my kit with syringes and baggies
>want to replace the heroin in my baggies and blood in my syringe because it fits the aesthetic of my dosspit

this is you

>> No.16663266

Use honey, it keeps for thousands of years.

>> No.16664445

>>16658899
Nice digits. Get rid of that shit. It's just going to be an active reminder of the past into your future.

>> No.16664471

>>16658899
Dehydrate yourself for a day and fill it with piss.

>> No.16665635

put your flacid penis inside of it then watch some of your favorite gay porn