/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16658741]

I'm so tough that I can eat hot food! Don't mess with a tough guy who eats hot food or I will fuck you!

[Anonymous No.16658747]

It is amazing that they made something so spicy, but with absolutely no flavor.

[Anonymous No.16658750]

>>16658741
>or I will fuck you
That's pretty gay, anon.

[Anonymous No.16658767]

>>16658750
Take it EZ.... he's got the gay mental illness.

[Anonymous No.16658788]

>>16658741
i like the endorphin rush

[Anonymous No.16658810]

>>16658741
>Paki
ummm yikes they should change that

[Anonymous No.16658811]

>>16658747
>something so spicy with absolutely no flavor
The majoriety of spice is a cope to make up for exactly that.

[Anonymous No.16658813]

>>16658747
Even their less spicy offerings are just plain corn, maybe a little salt. How the hell do these fucks have a company?

[Anonymous No.16658826]

>>16658741
Why do troons gotta mischaracterize and take pot-shots at a simple entertaining novelty like spicy food challenges?

[Anonymous No.16658829]

You'll fuck me? Okay just so long as I don't have to fuck you. You're asshole probably looks like a baboons eating all that tough guy stuff

[Anonymous No.16660243]

>>16658747
spicy is flavor

[Anonymous No.16661766]

>>16658826
Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"
Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.
And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.
Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.
So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

[Anonymous No.16661824]

>>16658788
Kek, I feel that. I bought a Carolina Reaper hot sauce and I used to have it with Deenz and cheese on crackers. It was hot as fuck but it really did make lunch time exciting. A few hours later the Reaper would come knocking at my back door.

[Anonymous No.16661835]

>>16661766

[Anonymous No.16662371]

>>16661766
This would make fantastic copy pasta

[Anonymous No.16662376]

>>16661824
Am I the only one that never has bad shits after I eat hot stuff? Just like everyone is like..le taco bell shits hehe.
>>16661835
based meds poster

[Anonymous No.16662378]

>>16661766
This is an old pasta, for anyone curious

[Anonymous No.16662393]

>>16658741
you and a million beaners south of the border

[Anonymous No.16662410]

>>16662393
HEY HEY HEY cool it with the racism bro.

[Anonymous No.16662412]

>>16658741
I'll fucking rape you bitch

[Anonymous No.16662434]

The chad of chips!

[Anonymous No.16662439]

>>16662434
How can a ghost be haunted?

[Anonymous No.16662447]

>>16661766
Bland and flavorless pasta.

[Anonymous No.16662484]

>>16658741
I have a boring desk job. Last year a few of us ate these on a video call during lock down because we were so fucking bored. The feeling in your mouth is nothing compared to the feeling 15 minutes later when it feels like there's a rabid fucking cat trying to claw it's way through your stomach from the inside.

[Anonymous No.16662511]

>>16658741
>being a butthurt faggot over a product which couldn’t possibly be more up front about the fact it’s a meme product meant as a challenge
I don’t eat shit like that, and I don’t give a fuck that people do.
But your hyperbolic shitposting kinda says you don’t eat shit like that but wish you could.

[Anonymous No.16662667]

>>16662439
so much this

[Anonymous No.16662689]

>>16662434
>>16662667
>Be a living person who is haunted by a ghost
>die
>become a ghost
>ghost that was haunting you while you were alive is a complete dickhead and keeps fucking with after you’ve also become a ghost
>you can’t make him fuck off because he has ghost-seniority over you
>because it’s a ghost that’s fucking with you, it still falls under “haunting” even though you’re also a ghost
C’mon guys this shit is simple to figure out.

[Anonymous No.16662692]

>>16662511
Calm down bud.

[Anonymous No.16663030]

>>16658747
I eat calorina reaper daily don't ask me why and the pepper actually has less range of flavour than ghost pepper. it is just pure "hot". after you get immmune to it you see it is not actually a good chilli and only hot.

[Anonymous No.16663045]

>>16658741
Its a man child thing.
I did it back in the day too, just as all my friends did.
Now instead of sweating and getting a stomach ache trying to look hard, I'd rather just get something I can enjoy eating.

[Anonymous No.16663051]

>>16662689
what if you died as a ghost? can you become a double ghost?

[Anonymous No.16663054]

>>16663051
>double ghost
Imagine thinking double ghosts are real

[Anonymous No.16663060]

>>16662689
And then they make you into a fucking chip.

[Anonymous No.16663083]

>>16662689
since you seem to be the board's resident ghost expert, i have a question.
can ghosts just fly off into space or whatever? like, explore the universe and shit?

[Anonymous No.16663088]

>>16663083
i want to know the answer to this too

[Anonymous No.16663115]

>>16663083
No

[Anonymous No.16663119]

>>16663115
thanks for clearing that up

[Anonymous No.16663137]

>>16663054
>t. double ghost

[Anonymous No.16663225]

>>16663137
Even if they were real you shouldn't piss them off

[Anonymous No.16663252]

>>16658741

[Anonymous No.16663283]

>>16663083
>can ghosts just fly off into space or whatever?
No, if they died on earth they can’t just leave without approval and getting a re-entry permit. Ghost travel has become really restricted under covid, because ghost-Ginsburg convinced the ghost senate that it’s a danger until there’s a ghost vaccine.
If they died on the moon or Mars though, it would be different. It’s kind of a grey area because it’s outside the jurisdiction of the earth’s ghost realm. They’ll probably extend that jurisdiction when people start dying on other celestial bodies though.

[Anonymous No.16663309]

>>16662689
>>16663083
>>16663283
>lol so le quirky and random xD
Reddit-tier humor.

[Anonymous No.16663316]

>>16663252
I know the answer to that one!

[Anonymous No.16663357]

>>16658741
You're a faggot redditor who can't eat food because you're insecure. Get your life together.

[Anonymous No.16663361]

>>16663309
>le
>xD
You’re the only reddit poster I see here.

[Anonymous No.16663385]

>>16663361
He's being sarcastic, retard. And no, your humor is still reddit-tier.

[Anonymous No.16663397]

>>16663361
y>>16663361
youre fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.16663409]

>>16663385
Sarcastic faggotry is still faggotry, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16663800]

>>16662376
>Am I the only one that never has bad shits after I eat hot stuff?
I think it's your gut biome.
I never had a problem with chili ring until covid hit and I spent several months with nothing hotter than Sriracha and nuking my stomach with vodka. Went back to some of the same old foods after lock down and now they burn my ass so bad I can't sit.

[Anonymous No.16663812]

>>16663800
lmao sounds like you have a drinking problem.

[Anonymous No.16663846]

>You're a faggot redditor who can't eat food because you're insecure. Get your life together.

[Anonymous No.16663847]

>>16663812
Yeah, I go on benders every now and again for some reason. Haven't done so in months and habanero still just tears my balloon knot to ribbons.

[Anonymous No.16663860]

I don't get it. What does /ck/ have against hot foods?

[Anonymous No.16663875]

>>16663060
why did this make me laugh

[Anonymous No.16663879]

>>16663860
Some faggot is angry he can't handle a little bit of spice without crying so he copes by telling himself that somehow being too weak for a tiny dash of spice is a sign of masculinity and that tolerating spice denotes a lack of masculinity. Nonsensical, I know, but then again these types are out of touch with reality.

[Anonymous No.16663881]

>>16663860
if you posted enough soyboys drinking water, this board will be anti-water in no time

[Anonymous No.16663945]

>>16663881
I know plenty of soy boys. Literally not one of them likes anything remotely spicy. Unless you count a dash of Sriracha.

[Anonymous No.16663960]

>>16663945
Soyboys are an incel boogieman anyway. The so-called soyboys have wives, hobbies, a social life, a job and a happy life. Making fun of people who do netter than you by insinuating they are not masculine is a way to cope with being a friendless incel.

[Anonymous No.16664152]

These are good though

[Anonymous No.16664165]

>>16663945
>I know plenty of soy boys
Yeah. Those are people you actually know, which means they’re at least capable of interacting with others.
The anon you’re responding to was probably referring to /ck/-posters, and their susceptibility to soy-memes.
You have to remember, the average poster here is underage and/or poor, so they can’t easily just buy an ingredient to try it.
On top of that, they have a a distinctly female mentality, which I’ll just guess is the result of so many zoomers being the crotchspawn of single moms.
>can’t form their own opinion
>has to ask the group what the “approved” opinion is
>adheres to the perceived group opinion, and when someone who thinks otherwise based on personal experience objects, results to name-calling
>prioritizes adhering to group-think in order to retain a sense of comfort in feeling their opinions (which they didn’t form themselves) are validated as the “correct” ones
Very much female behavior.

[Anonymous No.16664173]

>>16663960
Lol. No. You're just a soy boy.

[Anonymous No.16664185]

>>16664173
t. salty incel
Being lonely doesn't make you masculine.

[Anonymous No.16664255]

>>16661766
>Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"
Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.
And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.
Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.
So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

[Anonymous No.16664287]

>>16663030
You aren't getting immune to it, retard. Your taste buds are literally dead. You've killed your mouth

[Anonymous No.16664349]

>>16664185
Hah. Hard to be lonely with a wife and 2 kids. Stay cucked.

[ieatinmycar No.16664426]

>>16658741
Buying a single chip has to be the gayest thing on the planet and Provincetown and Brazil exist.

[Anonymous No.16664431]

>>16664349
>arguing with a woman
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16664616]

i heard this lil guy is the real deal
he even has a tiny stick of dynamite!

[ieatinmycar No.16664765]

>>16664349
>has a wife that definitely fucks other men
>tells others to stay cucked
yikes

[Anonymous No.16664777]

>>16664616
How come americans get all the cool shit.

[Anonymous No.16664889]

>>16662376
i used to be the same way, and i believe there exists some sort of soft and hard limits for what each persons stomach and colon can personally handle. There's a Noodle shop in town here that I used to eat at 3 times a week with the regular old meme spice levels 1-5 stars and shit. Signed the waiver one time and ate the hottest just to see if I could. Since then I haven't quite had a similar tolerance to spice that I used to. Good luck out there Anon, don't uncork yourself. all I can say.

[Anonymous No.16664897]

>>16664152
agreed, I'd also recommend the salt and vinegar from these as well. Made in Canada but apparently they are exported quite frequently to Japan, not sure about anywhere else though!

[Anonymous No.16665235]

>>16664426
It's a challenge bro. Just pay nine bucks for a chip.

[Anonymous No.16665244]

>>16658813
>seething that a tortilla chip company makes salted tortilla chips
ok retard

>>16663030
A "hot chilis"s literal only plus is that they taste really smoky, but without any actual smoke flavor.

[Anonymous No.16665326]

>>16658813
a fat soy fag in his basement packaging individual corn chips doesn't count as a real company

[Anonymous No.16665327]

>>16664777
We have the disposable income to waste on frivolities like "spicy gummy bears".

[Anonymous No.16665335]

>>16664765
No. My kids are dark because my wife's eggs went bad.

[Anonymous No.16665341]

>>16665327
So do Europeans yet we eat actual organic wholesome food instead of processed chemical garbage.

[Anonymous No.16665348]

>>16665341
You don't buy them so you obviously don't have the means to purchase them. Checkmate, Achmed. Shouldn't you be busy mumbling prayers while raping white children?

[Anonymous No.16665774]

>>16658741
at first i was pissed at this company for having the audacity to charge three fifty for one chip. then i surrendered to their genius as i was holding their packaging, having eaten the one not spicey at all chip, and wondered why i had the nerve to question people who were obviously superior (or at least richer) to myself.

[Anonymous No.16665787]

>>16658741
>t. Adam Ragusea

[Anonymous No.16665806]

>>16665787
I literally just got recommended a video of this guy.
He's growing wheat and making bread from it while going over the history of it. It seems pretty good so far. Does he do a lot of spicy food videos?

[Anonymous No.16665835]

>>16665806
no
he made a single video on how liking spicy food is toxic masculinity
he's a good youtuber but it'd be best to ignore videos like that

[Anonymous No.16665882]

>>16665835
Ah I see.
It's sad but it seems like if you want to get revenue from media you need to engage in stupid controversy bait or shitty devisive identity politics.

[Anonymous No.16665905]

>>16665341
>>16665348
kek

[Anonymous No.16666092]

why do 4chan incels hate hot sauce? where did this come from?

[Anonymous No.16666105]

>>16663060
Lol

[Anonymous No.16666108]

>>16663309
Damn, you can't even make jokes now. Legit Taliban shit on 4chan

[Anonymous No.16666112]

>>16658741
My room mates knew I liked spicy food and brought one of these home for me to try. I wanted to tell them the idea of it was stupid, but my gf was there so I had to try it or else I'd have stupid shit tests to deal with all night. Man, this thing made me shit all night long. Who finds this enjoyable? My friends and family always knew to be careful eating my food because of my love for spice, but this is just dumb. You aren't satisfying hunger. It doesn't taste good. It's a 2 hour trip to the shitter with a face that looks like you just got off the set of the blair witch project.

[Anonymous No.16666165]

>>16666112
that's the point

a "trick" i usually do with people when i'm in the kitchen is have them try carolina reaper. i keep a shaker with some ground carolina reaper in it, and i'll say "oh have you tried this? it's hot" and i'll dink out a bit into their palm, and a bit into mine, and then we lick it. i'm pretty used to it but i always get a laugh when you see people start to panic about 5 seconds in.

[Anonymous No.16666491]

>>16658813
Yeah bro, how the fuck does Tostito's stay in business? I tried their chips and it was just a bunch of dried salty corn! WTF!!!

>>16665326
They make like half a dozen different flavors that come in normal bags available in stores, the single chip challenge is just one gimmick product they produce.

[Anonymous No.16666636]

Paquis taste like frickin dog food

[Anonymous No.16666806]

I work in retail and bought the white bag of Paquis once. I was shitting fire that would put Midir to shame for about 2-3 days after that. And I'm black, a Mexican family once asked me how these were, I told them they were too hot and they came back a while later saying they should have listened and only got through half a bag. I don't want to begin to imagine how hot this shit is.

[Anonymous No.16666823]

>>16666806
Lol. Those aren't even that hot.

[Anonymous No.16666835]

>>16666823
You're in the minority on that take.

[Anonymous No.16666839]

>>16666835
I'm white though.

[Anonymous No.16666851]

>>16666839
>whites can't be minorites.

[Anonymous No.16666861]

>>16666806
>>16666823
>someone posts something which by any reasonable metric would be considered hot
>lol dem ain’t hot roflmao!!!
Like clockwork on /ck/

[Anonymous No.16666862]

[Anonymous No.16666883]

>>16658810
Umm, sweaty? I just spent three hours combing through all of your boards.4channel.org/ck comments from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh you sweet summer child, you do realise you're making me lose all faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe your toxic problematic behaviour towards poc is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a white person, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.16666892]

>>16666883
edit: thanks for the kind stranger gold

[Anonymous No.16666905]

>>16666883
edit 2: Okay I've been getting a lot of really fucking sick and deranged PMs so I'm just going to tackle this right now.
1. Yes I'm a girl.
2. No, I don't have a boyfriend. My girlfriend and I are very content with each other.
3. And no I won't send you pics of my feet. So stop asking.

[Anonymous No.16668228]

>Physically can't handle hot food anymore.
>Its delicious.

Why god?

[Anonymous No.16668234]

>turning spice tolerance into an issue of masculinity
This is the most insecure shit I have ever read...

[Anonymous No.16668239]

I've tried a lot of really spicy hot sauces and it's not that bad. It's the pain you get in your stomach a few hours later that makes it hell. To this day it was the most pain I've ever experienced

[Anonymous No.16669393]

>>16663252
we call him goofy?

[Anonymous No.16670466]

>>16664165
This is a staggering amount of projection

[Anonymous No.16670487]

>>16666806
>And I'm black
Well yeah, blacks like to think they can handle spicy food unlike 'those bland "mayo" whites LOL' because they overseason shit with pepper and put a bit of Frank's Red hot on their food. But if you give them something that's actually spicy they completely fall apart. They can't handle real spice at all, only up to their own bland idea of 'spicy'.

[Anonymous No.16670580]

>>16663960
This is true for cucks as well. The average incel seethes over the cuck, as the cuckold obtained what he couldn't (pussy) and chooses to give it away.

[Anonymous No.16670592]

>>16670580
He never really obtained it anyway if she could convince him to "give" it away. Cucks are just incels with puppy dog syndrome.

[Anonymous No.16670620]

habanero is the best tasting hot pepper, super fruity and nice

[Anonymous No.16670660]

>Some faggot is angry he can't handle a little bit of spice without crying so he copes by telling himself that somehow being too weak for a tiny dash of spice is a sign of masculinity and that tolerating spice denotes a lack of masculinity. Nonsensical, I know, but then again these types are out of touch with reality.

[Anonymous No.16671733]

>>16670592
cope, you're still not getting laid lol

[Anonymous No.16672752]

hate how most hotsauce just tastes like complete ass
any hotsauce that actually tastes really good and not just "lmoa your mouth hurts"

[Anonymous No.16672761]

>>16672752
>any hotsauce that actually tastes really good and not just "lmoa your mouth hurts"
The stuff that comes out my rear from time to time. At least it feels like it.

[Anonymous No.16673000]

>>16663083
theoretically they can go off to space, they also can get lost there since unless you can move like 100000 km/h no way you're going back to earth, and that is if the solar system is standing still and not also moving around. imagine spending the rest of your existence on some sterile rock

[Anonymous No.16673089]

>>16673000
Are ghosts affected by gravity? Because if they're not then they already must move that fast to stay moving in sync with the planet's orbit and spin in the first place. If they ARE affected by gravity then they would need to be able to move with enough acceleration and force to break out of the gravity well and that means they'd be able to move plenty fast in space to make it back to Earth.

[Anonymous No.16673230]

>>16672752
Cholua, Tapatio, Tabasco is nice on eggs, I found a sriracha in a Chinese store that was actually nice and spicy and it tastes great with chicken, and (for the Australians) Masterfoods Hot Chili is the chili sauce used in every takeaway, kebab shop, and bistro, which is the best on anything like burgers or anything fried.

Use different types for different things, they arent completely interchangeable, avoid any meme shit because it is going for WHOA SPICY BROOO over flavour. Also pair mexican hot sauce with lime juice, best result.

[Anonymous No.16673321]

>>16673230
>Masterfoods Hot Chili
In America you can have whatever you want, will try, thanks for the recommend

[Anonymous No.16673338]

>>16658747
spicy and no flavor? its gotta be: flamin hot cheetos, now with more bland corn and capsaicin flavor

[Anonymous No.16673376]

>>16663309
grrr GRRRRR ONLY FUNNY HUMOR IS MEAN JOKE

[Anonymous No.16673444]

Can you guys recommend me a pepper that has a very good and intensive flavor? It doesn't have to necessary be really spicy, my asshole can't handle it anymore.

[Anonymous No.16674384]

>>16658741
>frens chip in on paqui
>they offer $40 and a handle of rum
>eat it like a champ
>por mi hente
>do the 10 minute wait period
>feel sweaty,
>throat is slow fire fire
>play it off like a champ
>time up
>people all like wat?
>chug some drank
>eat 2 phillys
>go home
>shit fire for a day straight
>never again...

[Anonymous No.16674428]

>>16658750

[Anonymous No.16674456]

>>16662371
it is copypasta dumbass. newfags I swear

[Anonymous No.16674483]

>>16663030
>I eat calorina reaper daily
Why though?

[Anonymous No.16674511]

>>16664287
No, you really can become immune to spice. What capsaicin does is it lowers the heat tolerance of the nerves in your mouth so that a normal mouth temperature feels like hot fire. The more capsaicin you put in there, the lower the temperature threshold goes. You're not actually burning your mouth or taste buds, you're just tricking your nerves into thinking your mouth is overheating despite it still being at an appropriate body temperature. It's all an illusion caused by chemical reactions tricking your brain into feeling the wrong thing. Of course, peppers do have acidic oils in them, so that does have an effect to an extent, but the vast majority of the burning you feel from hot peppers is actually just an illusion and is not truly burning you in any way. That's why you can build a tolerance, by exposing yourself to the illusion enough that your brain ignores it.

[Anonymous No.16674632]

>I eat calorina reaper daily don't ask me why and the pepper actually has less range of flavour than ghost pepper. it is just pure "hot". after you get immmune to it you see it is not actually a good chilli and only hot.

[Anonymous No.16674824]

>>16663846
Literally called Shit the bed

[Anonymous No.16674832]

>>16663860
Because most of them only taste hot. They dont focus on making it taste good.

[Anonymous No.16675662]

>or I will fuck you
God, please do.

[Anonymous No.16676012]

>>16658741
Damn it, even the melting yellow skull is making that stereotypical numale face. It's like stupid gen z culture has given me an extremely specific case of pareidolia where every face is sucking back liquified impossible burgers.

[Anonymous No.16677464]

>>16658741
I'll fucking rape you bitch

[Anonymous No.16677707]

>gets sick
>eats spicy chips to clean the nose
Nothin personel, spicelets