/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16647902]

What do you get from your friendly neighborhood café?

[Anonymous No.16647916]

>>16647902
Ummm aaaaa yeaaah
*hands going through pockets*
I'll have aaaa americano with extra milk
and 1 mornning boner muffin
-t-thanks

[Anonymous No.16647919]

>>16647902
why the fuck is "turmeric" on there by itself

[Anonymous No.16647920]

>>16647902
a cup of turmeric for 5 bucks is a steal

[Anonymous No.16647925]

>>16647902
they left the "X" out of expresso

[Anonymous No.16647934]

>>16647902
some of that pit sweat from miss piggy in there

[Anonymous No.16647938]

>>16647919
It's turmeric tea, supposed to cleanse your kidneys or something apparently amongst yoga soccer moms Tumeric is some kind of suppressed wonder cure from India that western medicine ignores

[Anonymous No.16647946]

Long Black. Last time I got food it was a chicken Caesar salad with poached eggs. I used to get flat whites, but ever since I started drinking coffee black I can't stand it with milk, unless it's cold. Once you go black, you never go back.

[Anonymous No.16647960]

Americano black

[Anonymous No.16647963]

Double espresso and a croissant

>>16647925
I hope you're pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.16647971]

>>16647902
I usually order double cortados.

[Anonymous No.16647977]

>>16647960
>Americano black
Americanos are black, lol

[Anonymous No.16648021]

nothing people should stop pretending they like coffee

[Anonymous No.16648038]

>>16647963
i'm not. my momma had me tested

[Anonymous No.16648079]

>>16647902
"Un doppio per favore signorina."

[Anonymous No.16648085]

>>16647902
I only visit if the staff is cute

[Anonymous No.16648118]

>>16647902
That raspberry croissant looks good

I like to get a lemon poppy seed muffin

[Anonymous No.16648146]

>>16647902
Hey fats, get me an AMERICANOOOO with equal parts whole milk, but done in my perfect greaseball accent. Or maybe I'll be a fuckin idiot and spend 3.75 for a fuckin espresso, depends on if the espresso maker looks like it belongs in a commercial establishment, wonder how much a double is, but of course again add equal parts whole milk to even espresso :^)
>>16647938
I cook with turmeric all the time, fuck having it in tea though, bet it's not even a dash in an 8oz tea cup.

[Anonymous No.16648149]

>>16648085
*and still has their feminine benises

[Anonymous No.16648159]

My local cafe has a full liquor bar, nothing like a 10 AM Hemingway daiquiri and a double espresso to really jump-start your bowels.

[Anonymous No.16648200]

>>16647902
$13.45/h and some bitch pretending she's Steve Jobs managing apple breathing down my neck all day.

[Anonymous No.16648478]

>>16647902
I would go behind the counter pull my cock out of my zipper hole and rape the fuck out of that bitch

[Anonymous No.16648484]

>>16648478
>raping a dumpy hamplanet
If you're going to jail you might as well make it worth it, no?

[Anonymous No.16648496]

chocolate croissant
blueberry muuffin
diet coke

[Anonymous No.16648510]

>>16647919
>He doesn't enjoy a whole fucking cup of turmeric in the morning

[Anonymous No.16648521]

>>16648510
the only person I know who drinks turmeric tea is my weird Somali uncle (I'm Norwegian and after helping him with his welfare forms a few times he's declared me his nephew)

[Anonymous No.16648524]

>>16647938

for me, it's albino tiger semen

[Anonymous No.16648527]

>>16648484
They always consent once they feel the ecstatic power of my mighty manmeat.

[Anonymous No.16648536]

>>16648527
WTF?

[Anonymous No.16648542]

>>16648510
Why is this comment so funny to me.

[Anonymous No.16648547]

>>16648527
>consent
wow I bet that gets the ladies real wet

[Anonymous No.16648571]

>>16647902
>What do you get from your friendly neighborhood café?
Nothing, got banned from greggs

[Anonymous No.16648601]

>>16647919
you're supposed to drink a cup of turmeric everyday

[Anonymous No.16648728]

>>16647902
>Buy two pastries.
>Don't buy any coffee.
>The cashier gives me a weird look.
>Go sit to eat the pastries while trying not to stare at the cashier to check if she's staring at me.

[Anonymous No.16648729]

>>16647902
a life sentence

[Anonymous No.16649662]

>>16648521
That’s adorable actually

[Anonymous No.16649747]

>>16647902
lunch.
They've got a sign on their door that says "best coffee in town" and they make a bajillion different espresso drinks but their coffee sucks, lol.
Fortunately they make really fantastic hamburgers so I go there fairly often.

[Anonymous No.16649805]

A large flat white.

[Anonymous No.16651819]

>>16647902
Directions to the nearest Greggs

[Anonymous No.16651876]

>>16647902
Latte.

[Anonymous No.16651948]

>>16647902
cappuccino and a croissant are my goto order at my local cafe.
I also grab a bag of beans since they're the only coffee roasters in the area

[Anonymous No.16651956]

>>16647919
it's almost certainly a turmeric latte.

they're okay. a bit like a chai latte, you make a base of strong spices and then add steamed milk.

[Anonymous No.16651987]

>>16647902
pour over and a scone

[Anonymous No.16651998]

>>16651819
Based Steak Bake chad.

[Anonymous No.16652074]

>>16647919

might be turmeric milk too

it was popular among new agers at some point

[Anonymous No.16652232]

double espresso

[Anonymous No.16652306]

>>16647938
It's loaded with a toxin called oxalates. Be careful.

[Anonymous No.16652313]

I'm cheap so I'll have a small drip cawfee and maybe a muffin if I'm hungry, croissants in American coffee shops are always terrible.

[ieatinmycar No.16652335]

>>16647902
Nothing, I can make my own coffee because I'm not a woman.

[Anonymous No.16652360]

>>16647902
double shot flat white or latte

[Anonymous No.16653240]

>>16647902
one good thing that came out of this is that people working in bakeries now have to wear face masks so i don't have to buy spit covered bread anymore