/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16641068]

I can easily eat a whole Little Caesar's pizza in one sitting. I am slightly ashamed of this fact, but it simply tastes so great. I usually cry after.

My friends and family are concerned for my well being, saying that I'm going to die by 35 and all that, but is it that odd to be able to eat a large pizza in one setting? I can't possibly be the only one.

[Anonymous No.16641075]

>>16641068
I used to do it all the time and never really cared about "what it means".

[Anonymous No.16641081]

>>16641068
I used to be able to do this when I was younger. I don't like eating that much anymore. I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.16641133]

Not all in one sitting, I could do half then leave the rest out and grab a slice when I return to the kitchen to make another rum and coke. Pizza is easily gone over the course of the night that way. I'm already 35 too so unless you eat more than me AND drink too you're probably fine.

[Anonymous No.16641135]

how much u weigh

[Anonymous No.16641139]

>>16641068
i used to be able to do that in highschool after getting stoned. i just dont have the appetite i used to.

[Anonymous No.16641150]

>>16641068

they don’t care that you can eat pizza, it’s probably just that you’re very fat and overall very unhealthy

[Anonymous No.16641177]

>>16641150
It’s people like you what give faggots a bad name.

[Anonymous No.16641184]

>>16641068
im bulimic and i can do at least 3 big ones

[Anonymous No.16641245]

>>16641081
same. now I'd rather just smoke and drink coffee all day and eat when I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.16641255]

>>16641068
It's not allowed unless you're a big faget and by big faget I mean you're a tiny little thing at who can't eat like a fucking man

[Anonymous No.16641260]

Come back when you finish a Costco pizza in one sitting, loser

[Anonymous No.16641315]

>>16641177

explain, bitch. All I did was call out the op for being a bitch fatass you nigger

[Anonymous No.16641331]

>>16641068
I can but I won't feel very good after.
I normally only eat 4 slices.

[Anonymous No.16641454]

>>16641068
it's just bread, cheese and meat. How bad could it be?

[Anonymous No.16641482]

>>16641068
I can too and pretty thin. Try having better habits and less gay genes fattie

[Anonymous No.16641487]

>>16641068
that you think this is an accomplishment speaks to your weakness. I used to pride myself on being able to eat a lot in a sitting then I got real into watching competitive eating and realised I'm a pussy. A single little ceasars pizza is fucking nothing if you're a man above the age of 12.

[Anonymous No.16641496]

>>16641068
yawn

I ate 2 family size stuffed pizzas from papa murphys in one waking day. 15000 calories.
you are not special or fat

[Anonymous No.16641498]

>>16641496
unbelievable based fatty. The more you can eat = the more manly you are.

[Anonymous No.16641533]

Little Caesar's is shit-tier pizza. Tastes like someone poured ketchup on cardboard.

[Anonymous No.16641626]

>>16641533
Maybe I like the taste of ketchup on cardboard.

[Anonymous No.16641661]

>>16641068
If i eat 4 slices of that slop I just get really tired and lethargic the rest of the day, if i ate the whole thing, I'd get chills and night sweats and nightmares and would still feel a sort of "food hangover" well into the next day.
I'm not sure this is normal but i just started feeling this when I turned 27.

[Anonymous No.16641667]

>>16641068
do not not exercise at all? do you eat like that every day?

[Anonymous No.16641720]

Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.16641751]

>>16641068
you get diminishing returns on satisfaction when eating that much in one sitting.
you'll have greater pleasure by eating half of it now, and eating half of it later.
the peak performance is making every meal like dim sum, where you have just a few bites of everything and everything provides ultimate satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.16641754]

I, too, can eat an entire pizza no problem. Pizza is just so good that you don't want to stop eating.

My pro-strat is to eat half of a pizza and a carrot. The carrot is filling enough that I don't want to eat the whole pizza right away and now I get to enjoy the other half of the pizza later in the day.

[Anonymous No.16642341]

It's disgusting. I can maybr eat 4 XL slices. You have literally stretched your stomach out like a roastie pus. You can't feel full unless you eat a meal for a family, even though it is all converted to fat. Why won't fatties stop eating, bros?

[Anonymous No.16642357]

I think most guys in their 20s eat a wjole pizza from time to time.

Back when whoppers were 0.99 my friend ate 10 at lunch. Not a lick of fat on him.

[Anonymous No.16642365]

>>16641720
Fatasses worldwide do, yes

[Anonymous No.16643474]

>>16641068
Dude, a whole pepperoni pizza was the only way I'd eat Little Caesar's. My gf hated that everytime we went we had to order two full pies if she was craving even one slice because I'd eat a full one. I'm chubby 5'6 185lbs, but I wear it well that it doesnt look bad at all. 30yrs old, and I've never exercised a day in my life. No heart or cholesterol problems so far. No health issues in general. Still, I'm thinking about starting a new year's resolution to work out in 2022.

[Anonymous No.16643483]

>>16643474
>185lb at 5'6
>"im chubby"
youre fat, a fatty fat fuck little piggy, I bet you look like dough stuffed into a sock.

[Anonymous No.16643502]

>>16641487
bah competitive eating is more about stuffing as much crap down your gullet as quickly as possible than it is about eating the way any regular person would think of eating.
bad comparison.
they only choose particular food items because (a) the rubes think there's a significance to the type of food being et, and/or (b) someone selling that food wants to draw attention to their particular product for marketing purposes.

[Anonymous No.16643531]

>>16641068
same. LC pizza just does not fill you up till it is way to late.

[Anonymous No.16643556]

>>16643483
Bite me! I'm starting my ney year's resolution in 4 months.

[Anonymous No.16643576]

I eat half and I'm a manlet. If you're 6'3 220 pounds I'd say it isn't great for you but it's not awful. 3/4 of a whole pizza sounds about right. 12 slices, 200 calories each, that's 2400 calories. Eating only the pizza leaves you an overextension of 400, so just jog for a bit and bam, you're good. It also depends on how often you're eating 3500+ calories a day, if it's once a month or even a few times as long as you realize the cholesterol isn't great for you in the long run and you're okay with shaving off a few years, you're fine.

But if you're eating garbage every day, you're smashing pizzas every other day, and drinking soda - yeah, you're a dead man walking. That popeyes biscuits "yeaaaaaaaaa" guy died from a heart attack or something. He was like 300 pounds and was only in his 30s give or take a decade. My only advice is to stop eating if you're worried.

[Anonymous No.16643577]

>>16643556
>he has to wait on a magical day to commit to losing weight
ngmi lmao

[Anonymous No.16643657]

I used to eat an entire deep dish stuffed crust pizza from there after fasting for an entire day and doing 2 hours of cardio the day before . I would get the grease sweats and everything. I don't know how I managed to eat the entire thing because now I can barely eat 3 slices of regular pizza without feeling super full.

[Anonymous No.16643660]

>>16643556
Thats fattie logic. Get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.16643664]

>>16641068
>is it that odd to be able to eat a large pizza in one setting?
not at all. abstain from fat and you can eat big meals without gaining much weight. you might even lose weight.
it's the fat in the pizza that is causing you to binge eat an entire pizza.

[Anonymous No.16643669]

I can do it too, but that means I can't eat for the next two days. So I don't do it because I love food and if I hit my calorie limit too quickly, that means less fun eating food.

[Anonymous No.16643691]

>>16641068
What is your height, weight and age? I cant imagine watching someone eat a whole pizza and then cry afterwards. Of course this is disturbing for your family

[Anonymous No.16643784]

>>16641068
When I buy a large pizza, it takes me almost a whole week to eat it.

[Anonymous No.16643832]

>>16643474
As a fellow fat manlet, you're officially a blob at 185.

[Anonymous No.16644085]

>>16641245
Yep coffee before noon beer after eat every 3 days or so

[Anonymous No.16644165]

>>16643483
5'8 around 190lbs not a super fat fuck just a drunk so it's doable

[Anonymous No.16644232]

>>16641068
/fit/ here
whole pizza plus sides easily

[Anonymous No.16644242]

>>16644165
Clean under your fingernails.