/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16624366]

you eat none of this. right, anon?

[Anonymous No.16624374]

>>16624366
I exclusively eat your mom's pussy

[Anonymous No.16624375]

>>16624366
I like Starbucks and hummus. Fucking despise avocado.

[Anonymous No.16624376]

>>16624366
I eat some of them. Go back to /pol/ or /r9k/ with this shit-tier 'discussion', you dull cunt. You are not special for negating popular things. You seek validation for your ostensible dislike, and try to form an identity around that because you're an anti-social loser.
In short, have sex

[Anonymous No.16624378]

>>16624366
Yuck!

[Anonymous No.16624380]

>>16624376
>have sex
after you stop grooming kids on your tranny discord

[Anonymous No.16624383]

>>16624376
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.16624384]

I fail to see how starbucks could possibly be for hipster liberals

It's an offensively mainstream hyper corporation
what do you think liberal hipsters even are ?

[Anonymous No.16624386]

>>16624380
>after you stop grooming kids on your tranny discord

[Anonymous No.16624391]

>>16624366
How are sweet potato fries and tacos libtard memes?

[Anonymous No.16624393]

>>16624384
They are people who consume mainstream things, but think they are quirky and unique things.

[Anonymous No.16624395]

>>16624384
“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

[Anonymous No.16624402]

>>16624391
they're not (obviously), OP is just a low-tier bait poster who is trying to make people insecure about liking mainstream foods by associating them with hipsters

>>16624376
>>16624386
based

[Anonymous No.16624403]

>>16624395
I have a good definition for it. Someone overly concerned with who/what is or isn't authentic.

[Anonymous No.16624408]

>>16624366
I am trying to grow some sweet potatoes. Idk if I'd turn them into fries.

Soy is a pain to grow, tried to grow it last year but it was loved by pests so i just let them eat it and not touch the rest of my garden.

I have eaten mealworms before, they were raised and prepared by a close friend. I'm not the biggest fan, the exoskeleton has an unpleasant gritty texture. It mostly tasted like the seasonings. I would never be so retarded as to actually pay money for insects for me to eat.

Also fuck avacado

[Anonymous No.16624410]

>>16624403
So OP?

[Anonymous No.16624413]

>>16624391
it's the fried crickets inside of them

[Anonymous No.16624414]

avocado is good as a smooshed and indistinct layer in a complex sandwich.
it just adds fat basically, which means deliciousness
the flavour of it isn't that nice and it doesn't eat well alone but it ups your sandwich game and it's extremely good for you

[Anonymous No.16624420]

>>16624410
yea

I would LOVE to see 5 images of food that OP thinks represents themselves

[Anonymous No.16624421]

I eat none of these, tried avocado once but I did not like it
Also what type of fries are those?

[Anonymous No.16624428]

>>16624420
For me, OP here, it's steak (rare), a gun, whiskey, no green shit, and the American fucking flag. That's authenticity. That's not cultural images I'm consuming

[Anonymous No.16624429]

>>16624428
based

[Anonymous No.16624432]

>>16624420
all these hipsters running around thinking their avocados, tacos, tofu and hummus are authentic. lol give me a break

[Anonymous No.16624442]

>>16624432
define authenticity, retard

[Anonymous No.16624447]

>>16624428
SHINING CITY ON A HILL
CITY
ON
A
HILL

[Anonymous No.16624454]

>>16624428
Hell yeah. Love steak and whiskey.

[Anonymous No.16624458]

>>16624428
>Gun and a flag is food
What kind of Tarrarre motherfucker are you

[Anonymous No.16624470]

>>16624366
They opened a starbucks or as I call it, star KEKS in my town a few years ago. As expected the hipsters all lined up to be seen buying a $3 mochachaca la cucaracha gluten free cultural marxism drinks. I thought about yelling "1776" to trigger them but I realized they mean nothing to me because I do not think about them at all even though I live rent free in their TDS liberal brains. No idea if it's still there. I made sure to completely avoid that collegecucked hipster street since it opened, because I'm a strong self reliant patriot who isn't triggered by the littlest "micro aggression" like some liberal snowflake.

To be honest I don't know what the rest of those things are but it looks like it would give me explosive volcano shits. I don't like explosive volcano shits, sorry not sorry if that makes me WAYCISSSSS but I ain't afraid of your cancel culture. Awwww, is libtard offended? If you don't like it you can go back to Mexico and take your Soyota Mazda Datsun with you, we drive American trucks and eat normal American food here. Steak, whisky, done. Put some hair on your chest kid.

[Anonymous No.16624477]

>>16624470
If this isn't a pasta, I appreciate the effort

[Anonymous No.16624481]

>>16624458
>gun is food

[Anonymous No.16624482]

>>16624470
Btw, here's a pic of me that'll show you what I'm all about.

[Anonymous No.16624489]

>>16624470
trump lost

[Anonymous No.16624494]

>>16624470

[Anonymous No.16624499]

>>16624366
What’s wrong with feta cheese or sweet potatoes?

[Anonymous No.16624502]

>>16624383
>to retarded to read through 5 lines of text

[Anonymous No.16624512]

>>16624482
So, nine strawmen?
No wonder you hate "libtards", they're a product of your own hateful imagination.

[Anonymous No.16624514]

>>16624366

I hate asian fusion tacos so much.

[Anonymous No.16624516]

>>16624502
it's call redpill, tranny. Arguments and reading are for reddit soyboys, real men just deflect opposition views by calling the cucks 'trannies' and posting a new nigger/woman hate thread.

[Anonymous No.16624518]

>>16624366
>muh poolitics
kys friend

[Anonymous No.16624521]

>>16624442
if you can't detect the sarcasm based on what I listed and what I'm replying to, then what is authentic is your retardation

[Anonymous No.16624522]

>>16624470
you're laying it on way too thick anon, it's too stupid to be fun

[Anonymous No.16624524]

>>16624366
I like everything there except starbucks

[Anonymous No.16624527]

>>16624481
Yeah, the post I quoted responded to the 5 foods that would represent themselves and they included no green shit, a gun and the American flag. All of which are not food.
Again, what kind of metal stomached motherfucker are we dealing with here?

[Anonymous No.16624530]

>>16624366
>when eating food is political
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.16624531]

>>16624527
>a gun isn't food
spotted the librel

[Anonymous No.16624533]

>>16624366
Are those bug tacos?

[Anonymous No.16624556]

>starbucks
Only if I'm traveling or need a place to sit and twiddle my thumb for a few hours (like if I'm getting my car checked out by a mechanic) It's a waste of money, just make coffee at home and put it in a thermos.
>avocado
I'll eat it if it's served to me, but I honestly find it frustrating to buy because they seem to ripen at random, then there's a 24 hour period where they're good, and sometimes the texture still sucks. It's a hassle.
>crickets
Tried them, they were nasty. Like dust and fingernails.
>sweet potato fries
Generally if I want fries I get potato, the sweet potato gets too limp.
>hummus
I don't buy Sabra for sure, but I'll make my own every once in a while. I love beans.
>tofu
I like spicy sauced tofu or those big fried chunks. Never tried cooking with it myself.

[Anonymous No.16624566]

Why do conservatives have to make everything political? Can't like hummus???

[Anonymous No.16624574]

>>16624566
>political? Can't like hummus???
One of the most prominent brands sends a great deal of proceeds directly to the IDF despite running as an "American" company.
Make your own, it's easy, fun, and cheap.

[Anonymous No.16624577]

>>16624566
Conservatism is rooted in emotions. Specifically, fear of new and different things. What could inspire more revulsion in a picky spoiled man-child than a food that he didn't encounter growing up in a scared mayo household?

It must be confusing and terrifying to be a conservative reading modern media. The food section is about immigrant food. The style section is about immigrant food. The most successful "small businesses" (fetish of the right) are creating or distributing immigrant food.

No wonder so many of them are bug chasers.

[Anonymous No.16624595]

>>16624533
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.16624602]

>>16624574
>sends a great deal of proceeds directly to the IDF
That would make most American conservatives happy, not mad.

[Anonymous No.16624612]

>>16624376
Faggot

[Anonymous No.16624627]

>>16624366
We have an avocado tree in front of the house.
Avocado is based since it give us fifteen to twenty five sacks per year.

[Anonymous No.16624637]

>>16624366
>hummus
how are chickpeas hipster?
>tofu
only in thai curries or noodles, alongside meat
>avocado
great condiment

I could care less about the rest, also >>16624374

[Anonymous No.16624646]

Nothing wrong with any of those. Now if that pic had cauliflower wings and similar shit I'd agree, whoever thought it was a good idea to ruin good cauliflower by making a "wing" of it deserves to die of cancer. Most meat substitute dishes are good enough but that shit is just stupid

[Anonymous No.16624657]

>>16624646
>likes cauliflower
>doesn't like the same cauliflower battered, fried, and served in hot sauce
For me it's cauliflower rice that ruins cauliflower- like the texture is one of my favorite parts of cauliflower.

[Anonymous No.16624694]

>>16624646
>>16624657
I'm not a picky eater, but cauliflower is one of my few "no-go" foods.
Honestly, I'll eat it, but I don't enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.16624707]

>>16624512
LOSER

[Anonymous No.16624708]

>Sabra recalls some of its Classic Hummus due to salmonella risk
So that's why I couldn't find that shit anymore.
>Sabra was bought by an Israeli company-
And I regret ever buying it. God, I'm a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.16624727]

>>16624708
They also fucking petitioned to have a legal definition of "hummus" as requiring chickpea and tahini so nobody would be able to sell black bean "hummus" and shit.
Real longnose hours.

[Anonymous No.16624732]

>>16624395
is this pasta? if not you are retarded

[Anonymous No.16624741]

>>16624727
>They also fucking petitioned to have a legal definition of "hummus" as requiring chickpea and tahini so nobody would be able to sell black bean "hummus" and shit.
totally fair

[Anonymous No.16624747]

>>16624741
black beans, tahini, lime and jalapeno is spic hummus, and it's good.

[Anonymous No.16624751]

>>16624366
going to eat some hummus right now as a reaction to that pic

[Anonymous No.16624752]

>>16624531
Fuck, you got me. Guess I'll just go chug a gallon of soylent

[Anonymous No.16624757]

I worked at Whole Foods for a year and a half and didn't fall into eating any of this trendy libtard food.

Though I did learn that black beans and pinto beans are fuckin' delicious, especially making black bean tacos.

[Anonymous No.16624759]

>>16624481

[Anonymous No.16624784]

>>16624375
T. Pajeet

[Anonymous No.16624793]

What kind of childish faggot doesn't eat any and all available foods? I bet you failed abortions can't OHP even half your body weight lmao. Gotta eat big to get big COME ON.

[Anonymous No.16624811]

>>16624366
I enjoy hummus, tacos with bugs, and avocados. If that makes me a libtard in your beady incel eyes then you can choke on my engorged libtard cock.

[Anonymous No.16624818]

>>16624366
There is absolutely nothing wrong with hummus and avocados.

[Anonymous No.16624821]

>>16624793
yea, keep eating bugs and soi while pretending to be a tough guy

[Anonymous No.16624827]

>>16624366
I sometimes like avocados and sometimes I don't. I love making guacamole, though. I like hummus okay but it's not my favorite dip. I don't care about Starbucks but I do enjoy McDonald's coffee.

[Anonymous No.16624834]

>>16624821
>t. 145 lb prematurely balding 'adult' 'male'

[Anonymous No.16624841]

>>16624376
>negating popular things

Bug filled tacos

[Anonymous No.16624874]

>>16624366
I eat hummus because I live around arabs
I didn't even know that it was a trendy food
bet they don't eat it for breakfast for the authentic experience

[Anonymous No.16624877]

>>16624874
my favorite arab dip is babaganoush, but it's not shelf stable so it can't become a hipster meme.

[Anonymous No.16624881]

>>16624877
yeah, you need someone who knows how to make it. desu I have no idea what's in it
They like their dip foods a lot

[Anonymous No.16624883]

>>16624366
I don't eat bugs or Starbucks but I like everything else in that image and you can eat my ass if that bothers you.

[Anonymous No.16624899]

>>16624881
it's actually easier to make than hummus, It's roasted eggplants, garlic, tahini, lemon, salt, olive oil, and a generous portion of smoke paprika.
>They like their dip foods a lot
Unleavened bread.

[Anonymous No.16624902]

>>16624881
it's just grilled/boiled eggplant
garnish/season to taste

[Anonymous No.16625089]

>>16624366
Hummus and sweet potato fries are good, avocados are a little overpriced and not really great in anything other than salads the rest is absolute trash.

[Anonymous No.16625099]

>>16624366
guys is eating food communism

[Anonymous No.16625121]

>>16624577
I don't think most conservatives are afraid of ethnic food dude, they just either don't care about it or just don't live in a multiethnic diverse urbanite haven where you have mongolian ethiopian fusion restaurants.

[Anonymous No.16625137]

>>16624657
Cauliflower is a bland health food. If you're OK with eating something battered and fried in oil, you may as well do it with something tasty.

[Anonymous No.16625148]

>>16625137
It's got a neat texture.

[Anonymous No.16625154]

I don't drink starbucks and I don't know what the top right thing is, but the other stuff is delicious (tofu when prepared correctly).

Surely you wouldn't let the fact that something is popular keep you from eating it, OP? You have more integrity than that of course.

[Anonymous No.16625177]

>>16624366
I eat all of these except I don't buy my coffee at starbucks. Whats the problem exactly?

[Anonymous No.16625192]

>>16625177
You eat cockroach tacos?

Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.16625203]

>>16624574
So you're saying I eat Sabra and Palestinians get schmeckeled?

Can I buy stock in this company?

[Anonymous No.16625210]

>>16625192
lol, I thought that were fucking dried tomatoes. Nah, miss me with that shit. I will definitely try a proper dish made with insects one day but for now I'm fine wit beef.

[Heaven No.16625229]

>>16624366
I eat lots of mashed taters French fries and tacos. I also have no idea how that relates to politics.

[Anonymous No.16625235]

>>16624527
I quoted your quote to subtlety reference suicide.

[Anonymous No.16625241]

>>16624577
It's the opposite. Liberals act different for its own sake, despite (more accurately: because of) the detriment to themselves, their family, and their community. It's a self loathing, acidic spite, a passive attempt at revenge against their upper middle class parents who gave them everything they wanted but it still wasn't enough. Dad bought me an iPhone 4 instead of an iPhone 5, now I'm going to bring gluten free vegan tacos to the annual family barbecue so I can feel self righteous for hating his guts.

[Anonymous No.16625255]

>>16624391
yeah half of the picture is just shaggy's

[Anonymous No.16625279]

>coffee, sweet potatoes, and hummus
>not enjoying good food because someone else does
This is just picky eating with extra steps.

[a white guy No.16625289]

>>16624366

w-what's wrong with tofu sometimes?

[Heaven No.16625303]

>>16624821
Not him but you betcha I'm gonna eat bugs and worms and whatever the fuck I want. Top of the food chain faggot plus it's funny to see my nephews cringe

[Anonymous No.16625309]

>>16624366
>Starbucks
No
>Avocados
Yes
>Bugs
No
>Sweet potato fries
Yes, had no idea this was supposed to be a hipster thing though. They're all over the place
>Hummus
Yes
>Tofu
No

[Anonymous No.16625316]

>>16625235
2subtle4me anon. I missed the joke

[Anonymous No.16625339]

>>16625148
for me the texture suffers from deep frying and hot sauce just doesnt work with it, but it's possible i've only had bad cauliflower wings